Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**Original703** · 10-19-23 11:25

Originally Posted by Nilats [View Original Post]

Seal team 6 is weak. Seal Team 7 is better the owner is behind the times. For real topless cleaning has been around forever not sure whoever has used it ever before or why. Just silly if you get bored completely out of your mind maybe.

I once hired an independent nude cleaner. Not sure what I was thinking, definitely the little head not the big one. The cleaning woman was very late, fell asleep on light rail and asked me to pick her up at a different station than where we'd agreed. I drove her to my place and she cleaned the bathroom and the kitchen floor, gradually peeling off her clothes as I watched. It was an odd experience. Her cleaning work was adequate and I guess it was okay (but not very erotic) seeing her walk around my place in her lingerie. I asked her to remove the rest of her clothes, she did so, and we got down to the non-cleaning business. You ever have an experience in the hobby where you think, at the end, I ought to have masturbated instead, saved myself some time and money? That's what this was.

I'll never hire a nude cleaner again.

The Topsoffcleaning company and their claims of Seal Team 6 security consultants seems ludicrous. And amusing!

**Barnie** · 10-18-23 16:02

When escorts post the sick grandma or dying grandma posts.

Soon to be followed by the " I haven't been able to work" or the " my family doesn't have enough money for the funeral."

Jfc. 40 year olds should have some savings and responsibility.

Grow up and try adulting.

Or get on your back and start rawdawging all your clients again.

Good lord.

**Lee Groinman** · 10-15-23 15:35

Originally Posted by Barnie [View Original Post]

Other Board Featured Provider has a dick.

WTF!

So what, who cares? Not your cup of tea, move on. What does it matter?

**IronClad999** · 10-15-23 11:37

Originally Posted by MilfHunter66 [View Original Post]

Here you go.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?u=576958

Thanks for sharing man, appreciated.

**ScotchYoke** · 10-15-23 11:34

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Got to love that progression: from "ROYAL" to "Exotic" to just "so so" 😂.

I didn't notice that! However, and for no real particular reason, it goes from the current name backward thru the first one.

**AussieFury** · 10-15-23 09:13

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

RoyalDutchess = ExoticBbwRaiya = SoSoValenti.

Got to love that progression: from "ROYAL" to "Exotic" to just "so so" 😂.

**ScotchYoke** · 10-14-23 13:55

RoyalDutchess = ExoticBbwRaiya = SoSoValenti.

**Dink9873** · 10-14-23 13:12

Originally Posted by MilfHunter66 [View Original Post]

Here you go.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?u=576958

With a VIP rate too. We live in clown world now.

**MilfHunter66** · 10-14-23 10:14

Originally Posted by IronClad999 [View Original Post]

Any links? LOL.

Here you go.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?u=576958

**IronClad999** · 10-14-23 09:13

Originally Posted by Barnie [View Original Post]

Other Board Featured Provider has a dick.

WTF!

Any links? LOL.

**ProJohn1** · 10-13-23 20:17

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.

The whole part about how they will break windows and doors if they are locked has me cracking up. They really think any guy would to hire one of these girls after reading all that shit LOL! The only guys that will hire them are the simps who have never been laid and think "oh wow nice they are really protecting these girls, I understand there are bad bad guys out there who might try and ask for a sexual favor".

**Michael1967** · 10-13-23 13:20

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.

I don't think any of those girls would do a good job cleaning my home. I would want to troll them. Have them show up and then go to the store until they are done. Except I probably wouldn't have anything left when I returned.

**ScotchYoke** · 10-13-23 12:34

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

"led by Seal team six members"

They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.

**Barnie** · 10-13-23 11:28

Other Board Featured Provider has a dick.

WTF!

**Barnie** · 10-13-23 11:24

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/

Originally Posted by Zomfg [View Original Post]

Funny, yeah. .

Pass.

I recognize one of the girls though: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?507017-VenusEnvy.

Originally Posted by Nilats [View Original Post]

Seal team 6 is weak. Seal Team 7 is better the owner is behind the times. For real topless cleaning has been around forever not sure whoever has used it ever before or why. Just silly if you get bored completely out of your mind maybe.

So we are letting pi mps come in the house now? Gtfo!