Massage Parlor Reports

[PokerBrah]

UG is run by a bunch of mall cops, bunch of idiots imo.

TER is solid for looking up past history but sucks for current for the reason you said.

Rubmaps is full of fucking shills. I found about 6 of my reviews from here, AMPR and TER which I called them out on and they deleted.

I would say most reliable is usag, ampr, and TER. But ampr is also full of shills as well.

Mall cops. LOL. They are funny though when you see some of the moderations. But it's completely free also and easy to just lurk and read. I think they have more lurkers than posters for sure.

RM. Just weird that you have to pay to see some really shitty comments. I never paid I got access. I think it was to post pictures of the entrance or list a new spa or something. The whole thing is lame. Crazy for you to see your own reviews copied there. LOL. If they had a system that builds credits as you post it would e more useful. RM is good is that it gets you exact address to many places but that can be bad also.

The most reliable info is just to sift thru the hot garbage on each site (cuz there are good posters on each site) and know which mongers you trust and have similar tastes and criteria. That is the best gauge and some people just offline the best girls first before leaving it for the gen pop to realize and consume. You can just see who had good track records of finding girls that are to your liking and you pretty much can just train the same chicks before gen pop follows up.

Hana.

Karin.

Azami.

Were the few good examples of this.

[Imperial Hint]

Couple of recent reviews, in reverse order, second one first from my session late last night was a fun reunion with June at ENS 31 Spa (in the old Good Girl location). New management, and they are steadily cleaning the place up after old management had let it run down. Nice young MMS showed me in and gave the low down. I'd already seen June's pictures pop up for here on twitter (she'd been in East Village before and was famous at Honey Girls back in the day), and had called ahead to see her. After our little chat, the manager brought me into the room and June came right in after her.

I remembered her well, she remembered me as well, and she was looking good. Just back after a break she said. Quick description of June, Korean, big C cups (enhanced), 5-2, great body shape, nice legit booty, great skin, pretty good English. House is 90 here, which I gave her before the shower.

She walked me over to the shower room, holding my hand. Regular table shower suds and rinse, front and back, then followed by an excellent nuru bodyslide – seems like she's made it her specialty and she did it well and gave it plenty of time as well. The front side up part is obviously the better half of the slide, and my dick was hard as a rock the whole time through. I got the clear idea that a pop here and a second pop (with a little tip) later was a possibility, but I am (usually) one pop and try to make it last, so I didn't follow through.

June gave me the option of service first or massage first once we got back to the room. I tipped 180 and chose the massage first. She gives a solid and very skilled massage. Best for last then, very good service, body to body action to start, some cat bath, BJ with verve and stamina, CG (artfully on her part to control the penetration well), mish (brief), then finally doggy.

June is fun, lively, saucy if you're up for it, a total pro in all phases. The nuru is a bonus, and she's a sure thing.

[Imperial Hint]

What are the top websites for timely AMP provider reviews?

UtopiaGuide seems to be pretty good and is free.

TER seems good but there are sometimes long delays in publishing reviews so the intel is not useful since the J girls would already be gone.

AMP Review?

Rubmaps?

Here is the clear best one for my money.

I never had a problem with UG, its free and open, but very few reviews apart from a small number of places.

Rubmaps is complete shit, just like ShyNerd I found my reviews from here copied word for word on there. I was not able to get all of them removed. Totally untrustworthy.

AMP is full of shills and posturing, I don't trust it at all. Gossip posted on there has led to trouble in the past. Bad news IMO, way too much badmouthing and bad acting.

Eccie is an UTR sometimes useful source.

TER is mixed, some useful info but sometimes you have to sift through some junk. Their site is living in the past.

[ShyNerdX]

Thank you all for your input. Intel is great for all services but at the end of the day it is still all YMMV. For example, Zoey is a very popular service queen but we didn't click and my worst session in the last year. I actually visited twice 8 months apart to confirm. For bad service, I might as well try the younger J girl talent pool LOL.

Yup it's always going to be YMMV, if anyone goes into a session thinking they will get what the other person did is foolish. For example my first ever doubles ended up being raws both girls without any wipes / pause to clean up. It was straight up movie porn status, few other reports of the same girls and there was wiping between girls WITH cover on. Reviews are good for giving you intel to use with your own tools.

[FunVen]

Ella greets me at the door with a black see through dress.

Held my hand into the room and helps me to undress and a quick shower.

Lying on the bed, gave me some hard massage before flipping over for BBBJ / dt.

Mouth work is quite good and cover on and goes.

Doggy. Must say that she has a great ass to view.

Round 2, was a combo of BBBJ / HJ to completion.

Tried something new today. Natural B and waxed.

[JediNY]

UG is run by a bunch of mall cops, bunch of idiots imo.

TER is solid for looking up past history but sucks for current for the reason you said.

Rubmaps is full of fucking shills. I found about 6 of my reviews from here, AMPR and TER which I called them out on and they deleted.

I would say most reliable is usag, ampr, and TER. But ampr is also full of shills as well.

Thank you all for your input. Intel is great for all services but at the end of the day it is still all YMMV. For example, Zoey is a very popular service queen but we didn't click and my worst session in the last year. I actually visited twice 8 months apart to confirm. For bad service, I might as well try the younger J girl talent pool LOL.

[ShyNerdX]

What are the top websites for timely AMP provider reviews?

UtopiaGuide seems to be pretty good and is free.

TER seems good but there are sometimes long delays in publishing reviews so the intel is not useful since the J girls would already be gone.

AMP Review?

Rubmaps?

UG is run by a bunch of mall cops, bunch of idiots imo.

TER is solid for looking up past history but sucks for current for the reason you said.

Rubmaps is full of fucking shills. I found about 6 of my reviews from here, AMPR and TER which I called them out on and they deleted.

I would say most reliable is usag, ampr, and TER. But ampr is also full of shills as well.

[Meteorite]

Nice visit late in the evening. Pretty busy outside with the UN crowd but I slid smoothly into a nice parking spot on the same block. Quick hello to MMS and she brought Ari right in. We renewed our acquaintance with a big hug, I gave her the full fees upfront, and got undressed. Ari returned, and took the few steps over to the TS, which Ari already had going and nice and warm. Proper scrub down, nothing spared, more like a soapy massage really, especially on the back and legs. Good soapy HJ on the flip.

Excellent and smooth massage as usual, Ari has soft, skilled hands, and puts in good work. This lasted around 20 minutes and then she gave me the usual light touch finger stroking tease to finish up.

Great and extended Russian action led off. Ari's Russian is already the best given her enormous rack, but she oiled it up a bit and really gave me the works this time. CBJ followed, then CG, then mish. Ari's a great time, consistent, reliable, and hot. Have repeated and will repeat again. 80 + 180 was the toll outbound.

[Genghis Dong]

Had business around Times Square.

First stop Pleasure Palace Maria. Pics fake. Skinny with busty man mates. Don't see scarring, no tattoos, very clean lean body. Trimmed and tight pussy popped me fast. Used my own condom no issues. 260 hh.

Second stop in evening Dream Dream You Kylie. Comes back refreshed. Didn't know rate went upPussy still tight after all the mileage. Finished on her face with a big beautiful smile. 280 hh.

Both girls good if you want no tummy and skinny with some English.

Saw Kylie her first day and yes that pussy is magic.

Thanks for the report on Maria. I think I will check her out tomorrow.

[TheWholeFnShow]

Spot on man; the first site is full of shills and / or poor management that's nearly as bad as the one that frequent bans peeps on A*Preview with limited 1st amendment just cas they own the site LOL.

The way I see it Utopiaguide is probably the biggest shilling of all review sites. Their have clear paid advertisers for every thread and they moderate messages to mitigate negative reviews.

Rubmaps / Eroticmonkey— you pay $30 a month to read two sentence reviews with no good info. LOL.

[IronClad999]

I dunno about utopiaguide. That website is run by total fucking idiots though.

Rubmaps charges a monthly fee I think. Their reports are pretty bad in general.

Spot on man; the first site is full of shills and / or poor management that's nearly as bad as the one that frequent bans peeps on A*Preview with limited 1st amendment just cas they own the site LOL.

[TheWholeFnShow]

What are the top websites for timely AMP provider reviews?

UtopiaGuide seems to be pretty good and is free.

TER seems good but there are sometimes long delays in publishing reviews so the intel is not useful since the J girls would already be gone.

AMP Review?

Rubmaps?

I dunno about utopiaguide. That website is run by total fucking idiots though.

Rubmaps charges a monthly fee I think. Their reports are pretty bad in general.

[TheWholeFnShow]

Had business around Times Square.

First stop Pleasure Palace Maria. Pics fake. Skinny with busty man mates. Don't see scarring, no tattoos, very clean lean body. Trimmed and tight pussy popped me fast. Used my own condom no issues. 260 hh.

Second stop in evening Dream Dream You Kylie. Comes back refreshed. Didn't know rate went upPussy still tight after all the mileage. Finished on her face with a big beautiful smile. 280 hh.

Both girls good if you want no tummy and skinny with some English.

[JediNY]

Well it's my first time checking out one of these Manhattan parlors, and I ended up at NYAF (DDY never even responded to my text). But the booker was prompt, and didn't ask for my I.D. over text, just set a time and then said ok and sent the address.

Was let in a bit early to the elevator (and this is when MMS just peeked at my I.D. BTW for other non-locals wondering) and had to wait in the laundry room while the room was readied. The MMS seemed to act like I would get a lineup, but I didn't and Carry showed up. Face wise I think she is pretty cute, and has nice soft naturals and is certainly the lady in at least a couple of the pics. Anyway, went for the hour, had 2 pops and she was quite cute and friendly. I realize that maybe the ladies here are a bit more over the top with the compliments and "your so good / handsome / etc" than I am used to, and I don't love that. Maybe other ladies sell it better? But having sexy women under 45 is something that is a lot harder to find where I come from, so thank goodness.

Booker said Helen And Yaya will do Greek (what I asked about in my previous post) but I don't see a YaYa on the website.

I guess I'll ask for another suggestion and maybe it will turn out with greater success: who is a great provider who has natural tits and is super fit / tight body? I mean toned, or no sagging skin, etc. Thanks in advance.

Yaya moved over from NYAF to Spicy Girls which is a branch of NYAF.

[ShyNerdX]

Well it's my first time checking out one of these Manhattan parlors, and I ended up at NYAF (DDY never even responded to my text). But the booker was prompt, and didn't ask for my I.D. over text, just set a time and then said ok and sent the address.

Was let in a bit early to the elevator (and this is when MMS just peeked at my I.D. BTW for other non-locals wondering) and had to wait in the laundry room while the room was readied. The MMS seemed to act like I would get a lineup, but I didn't and Carry showed up. Face wise I think she is pretty cute, and has nice soft naturals and is certainly the lady in at least a couple of the pics. Anyway, went for the hour, had 2 pops and she was quite cute and friendly. I realize that maybe the ladies here are a bit more over the top with the compliments and "your so good / handsome / etc" than I am used to, and I don't love that. Maybe other ladies sell it better? But having sexy women under 45 is something that is a lot harder to find where I come from, so thank goodness.

Booker said Helen And Yaya will do Greek (what I asked about in my previous post) but I don't see a YaYa on the website.

I guess I'll ask for another suggestion and maybe it will turn out with greater success: who is a great provider who has natural tits and is super fit / tight body? I mean toned, or no sagging skin, etc. Thanks in advance.

Carry is one of those girls who feel more civv like. Been seeing her since she first started almost.

As for who you're looking for, in terms of body characteristics you should try: Kylie (ddy), fairy (sl she has good MM bs), Helen (NYAF). Greek out of those would be Helen YMMV.