Massage Parlor Reports

[JediNY]

UG is run by a bunch of mall cops, bunch of idiots imo.

TER is solid for looking up past history but sucks for current for the reason you said.

Rubmaps is full of fucking shills. I found about 6 of my reviews from here, AMPR and TER which I called them out on and they deleted.

I would say most reliable is usag, ampr, and TER. But ampr is also full of shills as well.

Thank you all for your input. Intel is great for all services but at the end of the day it is still all YMMV. For example, Zoey is a very popular service queen but we didn't click and my worst session in the last year. I actually visited twice 8 months apart to confirm. For bad service, I might as well try the younger J girl talent pool LOL.

[ShyNerdX]

What are the top websites for timely AMP provider reviews?

UtopiaGuide seems to be pretty good and is free.

TER seems good but there are sometimes long delays in publishing reviews so the intel is not useful since the J girls would already be gone.

AMP Review?

Rubmaps?

UG is run by a bunch of mall cops, bunch of idiots imo.

TER is solid for looking up past history but sucks for current for the reason you said.

Rubmaps is full of fucking shills. I found about 6 of my reviews from here, AMPR and TER which I called them out on and they deleted.

I would say most reliable is usag, ampr, and TER. But ampr is also full of shills as well.

[Meteorite]

Nice visit late in the evening. Pretty busy outside with the UN crowd but I slid smoothly into a nice parking spot on the same block. Quick hello to MMS and she brought Ari right in. We renewed our acquaintance with a big hug, I gave her the full fees upfront, and got undressed. Ari returned, and took the few steps over to the TS, which Ari already had going and nice and warm. Proper scrub down, nothing spared, more like a soapy massage really, especially on the back and legs. Good soapy HJ on the flip.

Excellent and smooth massage as usual, Ari has soft, skilled hands, and puts in good work. This lasted around 20 minutes and then she gave me the usual light touch finger stroking tease to finish up.

Great and extended Russian action led off. Ari's Russian is already the best given her enormous rack, but she oiled it up a bit and really gave me the works this time. CBJ followed, then CG, then mish. Ari's a great time, consistent, reliable, and hot. Have repeated and will repeat again. 80 + 180 was the toll outbound.

[Genghis Dong]

Had business around Times Square.

First stop Pleasure Palace Maria. Pics fake. Skinny with busty man mates. Don't see scarring, no tattoos, very clean lean body. Trimmed and tight pussy popped me fast. Used my own condom no issues. 260 hh.

Second stop in evening Dream Dream You Kylie. Comes back refreshed. Didn't know rate went upPussy still tight after all the mileage. Finished on her face with a big beautiful smile. 280 hh.

Both girls good if you want no tummy and skinny with some English.

Saw Kylie her first day and yes that pussy is magic.

Thanks for the report on Maria. I think I will check her out tomorrow.

[TheWholeFnShow]

Spot on man; the first site is full of shills and / or poor management that's nearly as bad as the one that frequent bans peeps on A*Preview with limited 1st amendment just cas they own the site LOL.

The way I see it Utopiaguide is probably the biggest shilling of all review sites. Their have clear paid advertisers for every thread and they moderate messages to mitigate negative reviews.

Rubmaps / Eroticmonkey— you pay $30 a month to read two sentence reviews with no good info. LOL.

[IronClad999]

I dunno about utopiaguide. That website is run by total fucking idiots though.

Rubmaps charges a monthly fee I think. Their reports are pretty bad in general.

Spot on man; the first site is full of shills and / or poor management that's nearly as bad as the one that frequent bans peeps on A*Preview with limited 1st amendment just cas they own the site LOL.

[TheWholeFnShow]

What are the top websites for timely AMP provider reviews?

UtopiaGuide seems to be pretty good and is free.

TER seems good but there are sometimes long delays in publishing reviews so the intel is not useful since the J girls would already be gone.

AMP Review?

Rubmaps?

I dunno about utopiaguide. That website is run by total fucking idiots though.

Rubmaps charges a monthly fee I think. Their reports are pretty bad in general.

[TheWholeFnShow]

Had business around Times Square.

First stop Pleasure Palace Maria. Pics fake. Skinny with busty man mates. Don't see scarring, no tattoos, very clean lean body. Trimmed and tight pussy popped me fast. Used my own condom no issues. 260 hh.

Second stop in evening Dream Dream You Kylie. Comes back refreshed. Didn't know rate went upPussy still tight after all the mileage. Finished on her face with a big beautiful smile. 280 hh.

Both girls good if you want no tummy and skinny with some English.

[JediNY]

Well it's my first time checking out one of these Manhattan parlors, and I ended up at NYAF (DDY never even responded to my text). But the booker was prompt, and didn't ask for my I.D. over text, just set a time and then said ok and sent the address.

Was let in a bit early to the elevator (and this is when MMS just peeked at my I.D. BTW for other non-locals wondering) and had to wait in the laundry room while the room was readied. The MMS seemed to act like I would get a lineup, but I didn't and Carry showed up. Face wise I think she is pretty cute, and has nice soft naturals and is certainly the lady in at least a couple of the pics. Anyway, went for the hour, had 2 pops and she was quite cute and friendly. I realize that maybe the ladies here are a bit more over the top with the compliments and "your so good / handsome / etc" than I am used to, and I don't love that. Maybe other ladies sell it better? But having sexy women under 45 is something that is a lot harder to find where I come from, so thank goodness.

Booker said Helen And Yaya will do Greek (what I asked about in my previous post) but I don't see a YaYa on the website.

I guess I'll ask for another suggestion and maybe it will turn out with greater success: who is a great provider who has natural tits and is super fit / tight body? I mean toned, or no sagging skin, etc. Thanks in advance.

Yaya moved over from NYAF to Spicy Girls which is a branch of NYAF.

[ShyNerdX]

Well it's my first time checking out one of these Manhattan parlors, and I ended up at NYAF (DDY never even responded to my text). But the booker was prompt, and didn't ask for my I.D. over text, just set a time and then said ok and sent the address.

Was let in a bit early to the elevator (and this is when MMS just peeked at my I.D. BTW for other non-locals wondering) and had to wait in the laundry room while the room was readied. The MMS seemed to act like I would get a lineup, but I didn't and Carry showed up. Face wise I think she is pretty cute, and has nice soft naturals and is certainly the lady in at least a couple of the pics. Anyway, went for the hour, had 2 pops and she was quite cute and friendly. I realize that maybe the ladies here are a bit more over the top with the compliments and "your so good / handsome / etc" than I am used to, and I don't love that. Maybe other ladies sell it better? But having sexy women under 45 is something that is a lot harder to find where I come from, so thank goodness.

Booker said Helen And Yaya will do Greek (what I asked about in my previous post) but I don't see a YaYa on the website.

I guess I'll ask for another suggestion and maybe it will turn out with greater success: who is a great provider who has natural tits and is super fit / tight body? I mean toned, or no sagging skin, etc. Thanks in advance.

Carry is one of those girls who feel more civv like. Been seeing her since she first started almost.

As for who you're looking for, in terms of body characteristics you should try: Kylie (ddy), fairy (sl she has good MM bs), Helen (NYAF). Greek out of those would be Helen YMMV.

[IronClad999]

Well it's my first time checking out one of these Manhattan parlors, and I ended up at NYAF (DDY never even responded to my text). But the booker was prompt, and didn't ask for my I.D. over text, just set a time and then said ok and sent the address.

Was let in a bit early to the elevator (and this is when MMS just peeked at my I.D. BTW for other non-locals wondering) and had to wait in the laundry room while the room was readied. The MMS seemed to act like I would get a lineup, but I didn't and Carry showed up. Face wise I think she is pretty cute, and has nice soft naturals and is certainly the lady in at least a couple of the pics. Anyway, went for the hour, had 2 pops and she was quite cute and friendly. I realize that maybe the ladies here are a bit more over the top with the compliments and "your so good / handsome / etc" than I am used to, and I don't love that. Maybe other ladies sell it better? But having sexy women under 45 is something that is a lot harder to find where I come from, so thank goodness.

Booker said Helen And Yaya will do Greek (what I asked about in my previous post) but I don't see a YaYa on the website.

I guess I'll ask for another suggestion and maybe it will turn out with greater success: who is a great provider who has natural tits and is super fit / tight body? I mean toned, or no sagging skin, etc. Thanks in advance.

Sounds like a blast; carrys one of the keepers here. If you're lucky, they sometimes have ladies come out of rooms to give you a mini tease or bear hug for intro game trying to seduce you for future comebacks LOL.

[LiteSoda]

Well it's my first time checking out one of these Manhattan parlors, and I ended up at NYAF (DDY never even responded to my text). But the booker was prompt, and didn't ask for my I.D. over text, just set a time and then said ok and sent the address.

Was let in a bit early to the elevator (and this is when MMS just peeked at my I.D. BTW for other non-locals wondering) and had to wait in the laundry room while the room was readied. The MMS seemed to act like I would get a lineup, but I didn't and Carry showed up. Face wise I think she is pretty cute, and has nice soft naturals and is certainly the lady in at least a couple of the pics. Anyway, went for the hour, had 2 pops and she was quite cute and friendly. I realize that maybe the ladies here are a bit more over the top with the compliments and "your so good / handsome / etc" than I am used to, and I don't love that. Maybe other ladies sell it better? But having sexy women under 45 is something that is a lot harder to find where I come from, so thank goodness.

Booker said Helen And Yaya will do Greek (what I asked about in my previous post) but I don't see a YaYa on the website.

I guess I'll ask for another suggestion and maybe it will turn out with greater success: who is a great provider who has natural tits and is super fit / tight body? I mean toned, or no sagging skin, etc. Thanks in advance.

[SharkBoi]

Been trying to get Helen for a while finally out stars aligned and mms was able to make it happen. I arrived early and she buzzed me in, I had a choice of Diet Coke or cold water I took the coke and waited for Helen, in my way to the room, girls running around naked grabbing at me and my junk, I felt like a piece of meat in a piraña pond.

Helen finally shows up and she was just a smoke show. I've seen her in a double once as Wally somewhere else, so I know her a little but every time I see her she's prettier and even more sexy. She loved to wear black and tbh it's her color, nothing else would make her pop out like that. Slick Back hair, a little make up but her body and ass is what I'm here for today. She comes up for a kiss and hug, it was hard to act like a gentleman and not go at her right away, after my donation I waited for her to return and got my chance then. She exploded on me like hot housewife waiting for her hubby to return from a long day.

Dfk, a little bossy but submissive at the same time. I removed that outfit and kissed every inch of that body, yep, I gave her a cat bath with my mouth and tongue. When I licked / kissed around her perfectly shaved kitty, she was on her back and was already wet as I unleashed a juicy daty / dato on her. I held her thighs and spread them slowly to reveal her perfect looking pussy. To me, her pussy is what every pussy, on every woman should look like. Small lips, good color and exquisite taste.

She returned the daty favor with and aggressive bbj / bls she went deep with the occasional back of the throat hit, practically no gag.

My cock couldn't take the pressure, I was harder than normally and I was nervous I'd pop early. I used one of my thicker covers and I worked out for me. After a few min in sensual mish with her ankles by her ears I swapped the cover for a thinner one. In my opinion they use shitty too small condoms and they're very uncomfortable for me and as I read elsewhere I'm not the only one who noticed.

Helens body and the was she moans / moved begs me to fuck her in doggy, she body was built for that, she's small to begin with but has curves, she's Chinese but has one of the best asses on a Chinese girl I've ever seen.

The furthers we go she turned more submissive and I, naturally turned more dominant. I have her in all 4 and I didn't have to adjust her form she got to it all on her own. Face down, ass up just looking at her was satisfying and stimulating. I fuck her like a boss and she looked back at me to ask for more. When she extended her arms and put them on the mirror and pushed back at me I could feel my cock hit her spot, I reached down to grab her b cups and as soon as I felt them move from the hard strokes I felt the urge to cum, at this point I had two choices, stop to pull out, remove the cover and try for CIM or just keep going till I fill the bag and probably collapse on top of her for a min or two.

As I was nearing the end I realized I wasn't able to pull that off with the CIM so I ducked her as hard m / fast as I could and when I was a stroke or two away from busting I pulled out ripped off the cover and spilled all over her back, my cock resting throbbing and hard between her ass cheeks oozing nectar.

[Eddinger]

I pretty much go right to a session from the airport whenever I arrive in NYC, and I always just bring my luggage and just leave it in the corner of the room while I get destroyed and destroy whomsoever I'm fucking. They don't care and its never been an issue or messed with.

Hey guys, I'm hoping to hit one of the better AMPs on my way out of town at the end of an upcoming visit. I'll be traveling by taxi and heading straight to the airport afterwards. Is it safe to bring a small backpack or carryon type bag into one of these places? Somewhere to stash it during the appointment? TIA.

[JediNY]

What are the top websites for timely AMP provider reviews?

UtopiaGuide seems to be pretty good and is free.

TER seems good but there are sometimes long delays in publishing reviews so the intel is not useful since the J girls would already be gone.

AMP Review?

Rubmaps?