Strip Club Reports

[CuziletYou72]

Anyone has any intel on new arrival Tokyo at Synn? Any extras? GPS?

[SuperFreakOMG3]

A million dollars before taxes and expenses is nowhere near enough to retire early. At best you'd need a sugar daddy and other sources like SS built up. Which ironically you can help by working almost any job.

Dancers tend to have expensive habits. The ones who save up and retire are the ones in relationships. All one girl needed was $100 K to split the down payment with her husband with money to spare, then she quit and he paid the bills thereafter. But that's not retiring early, that's working to a goal and relying on someone else for the rest.

It's just unimaginably rare for a dancer to "retire early" without working.

Let's do the math.

65-85 (average retirement age) - one SHOULD have $2 m banked up. $100 k / yr x 20 years. It's not cheap to be old (getting sick, hospital visits / stays, nobody wants to hire geezers, etc.).

25-65 (average work age) - 40 years of living expenses, bullsh*t trips, toys, and clothes (doubly so when you're a female and young), food, emergencies, kids. We're looking at maybe $100 k / yr again. That's $4 m. Plus $2 m = $6 m by the time they're 25? As FreeWally iterated. That's really hard to believe. Especially in California.

Let's say one is smart / budget-minded / goes dutch with a man / doesn't plan on having kids / etc. $50 k / yr is still $2 m. Plus $2 m for retirement $4 m total. Still hard to comprehend $4 m banked up by the time they're 25.

All this money and retirement talk made me question this strip club hobby.

Will I still go to strip clubs? No.

Am I lying? Yes.

[PelicanT99]

It's always entertaining to read yet another 10 posts speculating about retired GPS strippers (.not).

"Stripper with a plan" sounds like an oxymoron LOL. They live in a different reality. How can one live in today's world and not realize that most people are just terrible with money? It's all about immediate gratification, image, convenience, a firm if fanciful belief that they "deserve" the Good Life, etc. And more so when you're young & good looking, and simps will pay you for merely breathing. I've known strippers who get customers to co-sign loans, buy them cars, buy them plastic surgery, take them on vacations, etc, which on a "price per poke" analysis is simply absurd. Yeah sure, it's your money to waste. I couldn't look myself in the mirror if I did that. Pussy is fleeting, and everywhere.

Frankly, getting a job as a strip club manager might be a functional transition for a stripper. It might teach them business skills, separate the sizzle from the sausage, force them to look inward as the baby strippers repeat the same old mistakes they all have made. It's not like their stripping resume alone is going to get them a better real life job. At best they otherwise end up as an accessory to some dope man who will likely eventually dump them for next year's model. Then it's life in a trailer park making granny * porn for the fetishists.

[FreeWally]

So after all those years of putting out almost every night for big bucks she didn't bank enough to not have to work a lousy service industry job? Somehow I imagined top girls might earn enough in about 5 years to literally retire early. I guess I'm overestimating what they take home. Or underestimating how stupid they are with their money.

A million dollars before taxes and expenses is nowhere near enough to retire early. At best you'd need a sugar daddy and other sources like SS built up. Which ironically you can help by working almost any job.

Dancers tend to have expensive habits. The ones who save up and retire are the ones in relationships. All one girl needed was $100 K to split the down payment with her husband with money to spare, then she quit and he paid the bills thereafter. But that's not retiring early, that's working to a goal and relying on someone else for the rest.

It's just unimaginably rare for a dancer to "retire early" without working.

[BoneRanger22]

Victoria was an escort a couple of years ago. She posted on ads on various escort sites asking for 1200 per hour. She's not actively posting anymore however.

How can we leave Brenda the Venezuelan fuck machine out of the conversation. She was my first BB in a club.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

So after all those years of putting out almost every night for big bucks she didn't bank enough to not have to work a lousy service industry job? Somehow I imagined top girls might earn enough in about 5 years to literally retire early. I guess I'm overestimating what they take home. Or underestimating how stupid they are with their money.

You give these girls too much credit Roland, easy come, easy go. They'll drop a few k on monthly trips and designer items when they're still living with roommates.

A few have legit big-ticket expenses (sick parents. Kid (s) with a deadbeat or imprisoned father. Sending money to relatives overseas. Deadbeat relatives that live with them, etc.).

I read somewhere that 80% of pro-ball players go broke within 3 years. We're talking multiple 7-figure salaries just *poof*. Common thread amongst pro-ball players and dancers is they're both young and come across fast money. No financial literacy + easy come, easy go = what these girls are doing.

I can't blame them. I was a dumbass in my 20's as well. Still am, but I was as well hehe.

[Roland2418]

So after all those years of putting out almost every night for big bucks she didn't bank enough to not have to work a lousy service industry job? Somehow I imagined top girls might earn enough in about 5 years to literally retire early. I guess I'm overestimating what they take home. Or underestimating how stupid they are with their money.

Suki I've heard from one of the waitresses is a manager now at another non-Kim club.

[Nutinyoface323]

This is not Suki, not June nor Catherine.

I've dance with 2 of the 3. June is at other clubs now, she ain't even at Sahara no more.

Suki I've heard from one of the waitresses is a manager now at another non-Kim club.

June was at Sahara and Synn last week. As far as Suki, that is a lie.

[CuziletYou72]

This is not Suki, not June nor Catherine.

I've dance with 2 of the 3. June is at other clubs now, she ain't even at Sahara no more.

Suki I've heard from one of the waitresses is a manager now at another non-Kim club.

This is not Suki. She is taller and has a different face with an upturned nose from what I remember. It could be June.

[Nutinyoface323]

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[Nutinyoface323]

Just know that if it is Catherine, has GPS from what I can tell as doesn't do lap dances so can't even go for a test drive. Could also be June as Catherine and June pretty similar, although seems like June has moved on from Synn and frequents the other onegc clubs more.

June doesn't have any tattoos.

[Roland2418]

This is not Suki. She is taller and has a different face with an upturned nose from what I remember. It could be June.

This is who I'm talking about.

[CumDripp]

Sounds like Catherine.

ABG = Asian Baby GirlElla is pretty but definitely older, Catherine was a cutie, got work done on her face, and looks objectively prettier (I preferred cute Catherine.)

Huge fake rack = Catherine

Back tattoo - Catherine has a huge back piece, shoulder to shoulder, neck to butt. I forget if Ella had a back piece but if she does its small.

Just know that if it is Catherine, has GPS from what I can tell as doesn't do lap dances so can't even go for a test drive. Could also be June as Catherine and June pretty similar, although seems like June has moved on from Synn and frequents the other onegc clubs more.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

I don't think performance was ever a question with her. I still think about the time I ran into her on a rare random night at Bare Elegance years ago, pre surgery. It's obvious why she has many guys addicted. She flips the switch and sells the fantasy.

Yep Andrea knows what's up. I caught her writing notes on what we talked about during our brief convo (I just got back from the restroom). Don't get it twisted boys, behind that pretty face and humongous ya-yas is a stone-cold killer. Calculating and brooding, I get the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it **shivers*.

"The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'. Until (s) he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white. " -What I think of when I think of Andrea hehe.

Yeah she already looked great pre-surgery. She already had C's I think? Damn shame.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

This is who I'm talking about.

The ABG is that specific girl in the photo or a girl that looks like who you were trying to describe? I'm still going with my original guess Catherine and THAT'S MY FINAL ANSWER, REGIS!