Massage Parlor Reports

[Downtown99]

Just scouted it today. One lady, late 40's, on the heavy side, nothing that enticed me to stay. Rate is 40 hh /60 hr.

Also scoped out the new place on Hall across from ranch market. Location is a little hard to find, backside of a building with some sort of Christian ministry. Maybe because of that they seemed desperate for business: 50/70 but offered "first time" $10 discount. Three ladies, all late 30's to 50 ish, very flirty and friendly. I didn't have time but might be worth a return.

Agree the greeting was flirty but nothing after that. So-so massage and offer to diy, won't return.

[Bhanson475]

Might be worth your while to stop in. Met YoYo. And had a great massage. 😀.

Is this the same YOYO that was there in the past?

[Sliderin88]

Stopped by today and the neon light was off. Red sign on door saying Stop Work.

That would be a shame.

[Zippy69]

Hello. Going to have an open morning tomorrow in E. Vancouver and looking for an updated rec. Used to frequent Eastern but it had been 4+ months. Table shower and BBBJ a bonus but just looking for the best quality of service and servicer possible. PM with any details and donations if you prefer. I'll report back!

I'm not sure about table shower because I don't really like them, but Maple in E Vancouver has an open menu and I had BBBJ there a couple of times.

[SeaTownDave]

Hello. Going to have an open morning tomorrow in E. Vancouver and looking for an updated rec. Used to frequent Eastern but it had been 4+ months. Table shower and BBBJ a bonus but just looking for the best quality of service and servicer possible. PM with any details and donations if you prefer. I'll report back!

[PnwGuy74]

Stopped by today and the neon light was off. Red sign on door saying Stop Work.

[Monkeyboy1977]

So these two shops are connected? Maybe the gilf traded shops with the Indo girl. Indo girl sounds interesting have you done FS with her? I doubt I will return to this shop the spitting on the floor was disgusting.

I followed Indo girl here. Not sure if shops are connected. I didn't do FS with Indo girl. I didn't see any spitting with her. But I get what you're saying. In the past I've seen girls do the spit take, kinda gross but I understand since I probably won't want the taste of rubber in my mouth either.

[BookOfMorty]

I'm curious if anyone has had experience with this provider.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....-Chinese-vixen

She's real and is a lovely woman.

[OneOne9]

The Indonesian girl from Marina is here now. I didn't see the GILF you talking about? There's 2 girls here Indo girl and other slim "MILF" you had mentioned. Indo girl's service is pretty good hence I followed her to here.

So these two shops are connected? Maybe the gilf traded shops with the Indo girl. Indo girl sounds interesting have you done FS with her? I doubt I will return to this shop the spitting on the floor was disgusting.

[PaulPdx]

New place for me at 122 & Powell. Good experience. BBBJ / cfs. House + 160. I would recommend.

[GhoulDrool]

Took a trip to this spot with 'great massage' on 7 x NE Sandy. Slim woman late 30's, pretty immediately went in for teasing. I like a massage with teasing and a simple end, which is hard to come by these days. I guided her off the boys and onto a bad spot on my back. She was fine, but not a talented masseuse. Not for me, and then she quoted me 60 a the end there but hadn't set the mood, so I passed.

Went to Beaverton comfort place. Muffin-topped 40's something took off my draping immediately but gave a fantastic massage. I was so relaxed, I didn't try anything but didn't appear anything was on the menu.

Popped head in ya ya Tacoma, she called me baby about 5 times in the duration of me asking how much for an hour, didn't get legit massage vibes, but she was cute 30's.

Any recs for spots with great massage? Even a diy place with great massage?

[Monkeyboy1977]

Just happened to walk by this location the other day. There was a report earlier that this location had closed. If they were ever closed, they're certainly open now.

Anyway, I was greeted by a 30-something butterface wearing a short dress that accentuated her C-cups tits. Massage was short and light. She had me flip as soon as my hand started wandering up her thighs. BBBJ, CBJ & CFS were all offered for a slightly higher than average rate. Very enthusiastic, would repeat.

I've been here couple of times. Most of the girls here ask for ridiculous prices and are not above average LA K-girl or some other Asian stunner. The best one they had here was Lala and the rest were mediocre at best. FYI, owner (matronly lady in her 50's) subs in when business is slow or she can't find replacements.

Also this place is rush. If you blow your load early you're out. I tend to go backwards, service then massage and I got booted out at 25 min even though I paid hour. I could only imagine if I paid hr and blasted in first 5 minutes.

[Monkeyboy1977]

The good, the bad and the disgusting.

Greeted by a pleasant slim gilf, as I turned to walk a somewhat slim MILF came from the back room. I decided to go with the MILF and negotiated for FS with a table shower.

Table shower was very good with lots of teasing.

Back to the room when she came in she lubed me up and started a handy. She tried playing the language game but I wouldn't buy it and got up to leave. She got the point and started a CBJ. When giving head she would stop and spit on the floor. Totally disgusting and a turn off.

FS was just as bad just a hole to pound, couldn't touch her box. I just wanted to get it over with and leave.

I will not return.

The Indonesian girl from Marina is here now. I didn't see the GILF you talking about? There's 2 girls here Indo girl and other slim "MILF" you had mentioned. Indo girl's service is pretty good hence I followed her to here.

[OneOne9]

Very true, esp. For FS. But also note that 99% of thai girls over 5'7 are ladybois.

5'10" A cup lady boy was my first thought.

[FoolOfATook]

Just happened to walk by this location the other day. There was a report earlier that this location had closed. If they were ever closed, they're certainly open now.

Anyway, I was greeted by a 30-something butterface wearing a short dress that accentuated her C-cups tits. Massage was short and light. She had me flip as soon as my hand started wandering up her thighs. BBBJ, CBJ & CFS were all offered for a slightly higher than average rate. Very enthusiastic, would repeat.