Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

Okay, so my last review was a bit of a hot topic. This time, I'm going to leave out details and open my inbox to seniors. I will also leave out the suburb because good god it was like sharks to chum and I feel a bit bad lighting up the joint I reviewed.

So I spotted a new change in ownership on Google for this joint. Nothing huge as it happens often. One thing that did catch my eye is that they offer table shower. I'm not sure if they did or not before, but I'm a sucker for a good table shower.

The place was tucked away just off a highway basically on the outskirts of a sleepy neighborhood. Looks unassuming from the outside. Curiously, they didn't change the name on the door since their change in ownership. Ah well. The lobby was a bit darkened and low profile. Mamasan of roughly 50-60 came out. Really not a lookin good and thought I'd just bail if it was her. Luckily, another 40 something lady poked out. She was aight, serviceable for my purposes. They chatted and she took me back to a room after paying the house fee of 70 plus 10 for the table shower.

The room was completely standard with a closable door. I threw everything off and she led me to the table shower in their 1 bathroom. Actually quite clean all things considered.

Now the good stuff. I did my usual signs and stuff and she picked it up. The table shower tease was spot on and I gestured for a double, one on the table and one in the room. No problem and she got to work. Mechanical with no touching (because I was sudsy), but there's nothing like a showery sudsy pop. Good start and her cleanup was very thorough. Got wrapped up and headed back to the room after drying off.

The massage was honestly good. I got a few good pops from my back. Doesn't happen often, so it's nice to have a lady who can do that. On the flip, business as promised. Also mechanical, and I didn't bother touching because she didn't have the goods worth doing so. It had only been about 20 minutes since the table finish, but she still got it out of me in like 5 minutes. Her technique wasn't super complex or anything, but she really knew how to work it with her hands. Standard hot towel and foot massage end.

The really great part is that I didn't negotiate a tip at all. I floated a 50 tip and she let me go. Unbeatable value! At the end of the day, good service at a great value with an eh 40 something mamasan. Would I repeat? Depends on my mood. There's hotter talent out there for more, and to be frank dropping 130 for the session isn't free. But sometimes a big mac with fries is just what you need.

[LastsLonger]

Those are actual photos from her setup in her apartment. The table isn't as uncomfortable as it looks but I was a little nervous on it. I weigh about 215 and I'm guessing I was pushing the limits on it. I would not have wanted her up on there with me, I'm sure we would have ended up on the floor.

As far as service, I saw her once and only once. If you don't mind a little meat on the bones, she is a decent looking Black lady. Her body is definitely better than her face. Her communications, especially the day of the appointment, sucked. Once I finally got in to see her, it was so so at best. The bad communications and the latex gloves she wore at the end is keeping from returning.

I haven't seen her, guess she was black in chat. But her upgrades where high in her text. Did you go for 80 prostate? Or she just wear gloves to get you over the edge? You can grab her breasts ad backside she says. Did they come out though.

[OnlyMe1234]

That table looks like it gives back pain rather than relieve it.

Haha, probably true. I'd like to imagine that it's just a random photo they found online.

Those are actual photos from her setup in her apartment. The table isn't as uncomfortable as it looks but I was a little nervous on it. I weigh about 215 and I'm guessing I was pushing the limits on it. I would not have wanted her up on there with me, I'm sure we would have ended up on the floor.

As far as service, I saw her once and only once. If you don't mind a little meat on the bones, she is a decent looking Black lady. Her body is definitely better than her face. Her communications, especially the day of the appointment, sucked. Once I finally got in to see her, it was so so at best. The bad communications and the latex gloves she wore at the end is keeping from returning.

[LastsLonger]

I messaged you.

I received no message my man.

[TwinkieMayne]

I messaged you.

Pm sent as well.

[Hugh Jload]

I visited panda this week, younger provider. Used table shower, no fun. Provider used one hand for massage and one hand to play on phone. Massage terribly legit, won't return.

I love to win, so went for a confirmation visit. Had a younger girl this time, but she also opted for the one hand experience except it was on her phone the entire 18 minutes before I caught her, shamed her, and got all my money back.

Again, it was literally the worst massage ever, and I'm at over 1,000 experiences so far.

Avoid like the chronic bubonic!

[Hugh Jload]

We just talkin L1 here on the aftercare?

I've never left unhappy.

[Member #6379]

I messaged you.

I have chatted a few times, but never took the plunge. Let us know!

[KrangleVerse]

Manzilian wax job at Vita shore view based on some of your recommendations. Sarah was kind, as it was my first wax. I've never felt anything like it before.

Right after she led me to coco who did 30 minutes of aftercare.

A lot of pain followed by a lot of pleasure. Highly recommend! (If you're a masochist, haha).

We just talkin L1 here on the aftercare?

[LastsLonger]

What's the best way to get ones foot in the door at vita?

Thanks in advance.

Walk in or preferred make an appt. You can request by phone, but you will end up with who's available most likely.

[LastsLonger]

Sent you a PM. I'm heading there tomorrow.

I have chatted a few times, but never took the plunge. Let us know!

[Member #6379]

What's the best way to get ones foot in the door at vita?

Thanks in advance.

Manzilian wax job at Vita shore view based on some of your recommendations. Sarah was kind, as it was my first wax. I've never felt anything like it before.

Right after she led me to coco who did 30 minutes of aftercare.

A lot of pain followed by a lot of pleasure. Highly recommend! (If you're a masochist, haha).

[Member #6379]

Sent you a PM. I'm heading there tomorrow.

I know this isn't a AMP, but anyone try them out?

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/r...634530305.html

Rates seemed decent but I couldn't find anything on google. Feel free to DM for more info etc etc.

[LastsLonger]

Manzilian wax job at Vita shore view based on some of your recommendations. Sarah was kind, as it was my first wax. I've never felt anything like it before.

Right after she led me to coco who did 30 minutes of aftercare.

A lot of pain followed by a lot of pleasure. Highly recommend! (If you're a masochist, haha).

You loved it when she did the crack wax, don't lie! . Sarah is getting a boob job next month. FYI.

[CarpMaster]

Manzilian wax job at Vita shore view based on some of your recommendations. Sarah was kind, as it was my first wax. I've never felt anything like it before.

Right after she led me to coco who did 30 minutes of aftercare.

A lot of pain followed by a lot of pleasure. Highly recommend! (If you're a masochist, haha).

I have been getting waxed the past 5. 5 years after a crazy birthday idea. The first few really hurt, but the pain is gone as fast as it comes. After a few the pain goes down considerably.

Now I barely even feel it. $70 for a Manzillian is pretty cheap as other places charge $90 for the same service.

I got my last wax for Sarah at the White Bear Lake location. She was very fast and I didn't get any after care there as I heard only the Shoreview location has extra's.

I am planning on going to the Shoreview location for my next wax and getting a bundle from them. I love the table shower.

I found Gina pretty and she also gave me a lot of pleasure.