Massage Parlor Reports

[BobColeman]

YesYes < anyone have any info on Crystal massage acupuncture, in LA echo park, Glendale Ave?

[MisterTwinkies]

I've run out of patience with massage finder and HX. What other websites do you use to find providers? PD shocked me at the outrageous rates and long lists of DON'TS.

Thanks.

Rubmaps, bro. Lots of simps there but, still works just fine.

[StikkyOne]

I've run out of patience with massage finder and HX. What other websites do you use to find providers? PD shocked me at the outrageous rates and long lists of DON'TS.

Thanks.

[SunSeeker225]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45358/

Anyone try her out yet?

[StikkyOne]

Irene offers a full menu of services in her Hollywood studio / apartment. For more info go to https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/.

When did you see her? Was it recently? What was the service and donation?

[Deypsh]

I was a little skeptical of this spot due to the red flags and how new it was. I think there are better spots out there.

Pricey and dodgy. They give you the address of the burger place instead of the true den. Once you passed the whole bait-and-switch test you'd find yourself in a hallway no different than your typical Ktown back alley MPs. There's ring camera, reception, then a pair of unnecessary double doors into the joy department.

You'll be greeted with a makeshift 3-seat lap dance set up which is laughable. Got to give 'them props for the hourglass trinket on the coffee table.

Seats are separated by curtains so you can peak into the next booth and enjoy another gal rubbing her butt on the monger's crotch. Just sayin' it could happen. And there are "bedrooms" where the massage occurs.

They will charge the full amount before letting you see the real dish. $. 40 for a lap dance (even with free alcohol) is insane. $$ for a half hour half-assed "nuru" is a crime. FS is on the table, likely double the house fee. Girls are not bad, but you're paying for the "atmosphere" and the option to have a drink with them..

[StikkyOne]

Wow it's been a long time since I saw tammy. Last time I saw her, either there was a cleanliness issue or she used way too much shitty baby oil because I got a rash on some of my non-crotch areas. Not so fun.

Tammy is using Irene's place. Irene is the cleanest provider out there.

[PriscillaM]

Well, I am going to need a new MP. A girl promised me that she would blow me next time. Well, this was the next time and she said no BJ cause too much oil. I am done with the place.

[Wicked1]

So I took the plunge w the westside Colombians, aka luxe spa, now open in what I would call WestChester.

I found the rumors to be true. Simple, clean set up. But chubby and uninspired therapists. I saw Sammie for $. 4 for "Nuru L2" didn't even get her bra off, let alone any kind of B2 B activity. She put on the wrapper before I was "ready" which was really odd.

That said, I would consider giving it a different shot, which says more about the options in LA than the fun I had.

There are better available. Saw Jasmine today. Colombian, bid naturals and ass. 6 in the face. Paid for BBBJ, did not receive it after agreeing to it. $150 and didn't get all the agreed upon services. There are better experiences available.

[PriscillaM]

If you monger on the westside, you know that the scene has become something akin to this epic scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW2pPlZF-M.

One of the most sporadically unpredictable venues is 13 XX Westwood, upstairs across from the hair removal place that apparently uses a combination weed whacker and wood chipper.

The place is run by an absentee mamasan who texts you from remote location, and then three ways with the gal in the room.

Lately, the staff has been:

Druggie brunette. Was willing to work around the mamasan and blow me direct for 200.

Hefty blonde gal. Real pics, into camel sliding, weak dick work and breath that makes me think she lives off 4% milk.

Darker gal. Who rolls all around you for 200 and then upsells you into a handie for an extra 100. I complained to the owner.

The ads are on bed page, and if it reference a studio in Westwood, that is it.

[PriscillaM]

Seems like she's right on the cusp of legit and rub and tug; anyone have any intel? I'll prob TOFTT anyway but wanted to check here first.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/30847/

She has lots of pings on that number and all in these places where normees are all "alma cured all my problems and now when I shit it smells like roses" no review like "I nutted so hard my ass propelled through the table. "

[Biggie2001]

Seems like she's right on the cusp of legit and rub and tug; anyone have any intel? I'll prob TOFTT anyway but wanted to check here first.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/30847/

[Lostcausexxx]

Thanks for checking this out. A few Qs -.

1) where's the actual location? Is it in Weho? Near the burger joint or elsewhere?

2) Are walk-ins possible or not really?

3) is it like a strip club vibe or AMP? Like is there strip club muscle head security etc. Or mamasan vibes?

4) what was your total damage / services?

5) would you return?

Good questions, you might get faster response by texting that number. But I'll decipher them for a fellow monger:

1. Weho, across the street from the burger next door to a body shop.

2. Gate code needed (meaning no walk-ins for newcomers).

3. Latest fusion style of strip club + MP: Seating for lap dance + Private rooms w / massage bed, complimentary alcohol & drinks.

4. 200 for 30 min massage, or in my case more like 5 min lap dance + 20 min nuru + 5 min BJ / HJ (depending on your charm I guess).

5. Unlikely.

[LAmong]

Thanks for checking this out. A few Qs -.

1) where's the actual location? Is it in Weho? Near the burger joint or elsewhere?

2) Are walk-ins possible or not really?

3) is it like a strip club vibe or AMP? Like is there strip club muscle head security etc. Or mamasan vibes?

4) what was your total damage / services?

5) would you return?

Pricey and dodgy. They give you the address of the burger place instead of the true den. Once you passed the whole bait-and-switch test you'd find yourself in a hallway no different than your typical Ktown back alley MPs. There's ring camera, reception, then a pair of unnecessary double doors into the joy department.

You'll be greeted with a makeshift 3-seat lap dance set up which is laughable. Got to give 'them props for the hourglass trinket on the coffee table.

Seats are separated by curtains so you can peak into the next booth and enjoy another gal rubbing her butt on the monger's crotch. Just sayin' it could happen. And there are "bedrooms" where the massage occurs.

They will charge the full amount before letting you see the real dish. $. 40 for a lap dance (even with free alcohol) is insane. $$ for a half hour half-assed "nuru" is a crime. FS is on the table, likely double the house fee. Girls are not bad, but you're paying for the "atmosphere" and the option to have a drink with them.

I think the mysterious vibe is a bit overkill.

[Yahoowho]

Is Tammy's service massage with HJ or is there more on the menu? What about Irene?

Irene offers a full menu of services in her Hollywood studio / apartment. For more info go to https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/.