Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 06-22-23 22:52

If you monger on the westside, you know that the scene has become something akin to this epic scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW2pPlZF-M.

One of the most sporadically unpredictable venues is 13 XX Westwood, upstairs across from the hair removal place that apparently uses a combination weed whacker and wood chipper.

The place is run by an absentee mamasan who texts you from remote location, and then three ways with the gal in the room.

Lately, the staff has been:

Druggie brunette. Was willing to work around the mamasan and blow me direct for 200.

Hefty blonde gal. Real pics, into camel sliding, weak dick work and breath that makes me think she lives off 4% milk.

Darker gal. Who rolls all around you for 200 and then upsells you into a handie for an extra 100. I complained to the owner.

The ads are on bed page, and if it reference a studio in Westwood, that is it.

**PriscillaM** · 06-22-23 21:59

Originally Posted by Biggie2001 [View Original Post]

Seems like she's right on the cusp of legit and rub and tug; anyone have any intel? I'll prob TOFTT anyway but wanted to check here first.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/30847/

She has lots of pings on that number and all in these places where normees are all "alma cured all my problems and now when I shit it smells like roses" no review like "I nutted so hard my ass propelled through the table. "

**Biggie2001** · 06-22-23 17:41

Seems like she's right on the cusp of legit and rub and tug; anyone have any intel? I'll prob TOFTT anyway but wanted to check here first.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/30847/

**Lostcausexxx** · 06-21-23 20:57

Originally Posted by LAmong [View Original Post]

Thanks for checking this out. A few Qs -.

1) where's the actual location? Is it in Weho? Near the burger joint or elsewhere?

2) Are walk-ins possible or not really?

3) is it like a strip club vibe or AMP? Like is there strip club muscle head security etc. Or mamasan vibes?

4) what was your total damage / services?

5) would you return?

Good questions, you might get faster response by texting that number. But I'll decipher them for a fellow monger:

1. Weho, across the street from the burger next door to a body shop.

2. Gate code needed (meaning no walk-ins for newcomers).

3. Latest fusion style of strip club + MP: Seating for lap dance + Private rooms w / massage bed, complimentary alcohol & drinks.

4. 200 for 30 min massage, or in my case more like 5 min lap dance + 20 min nuru + 5 min BJ / HJ (depending on your charm I guess).

5. Unlikely.

**LAmong** · 06-21-23 19:29

Thanks for checking this out. A few Qs -.

1) where's the actual location? Is it in Weho? Near the burger joint or elsewhere?

2) Are walk-ins possible or not really?

3) is it like a strip club vibe or AMP? Like is there strip club muscle head security etc. Or mamasan vibes?

4) what was your total damage / services?

5) would you return?

Originally Posted by Labozynes [View Original Post]

Pricey and dodgy. They give you the address of the burger place instead of the true den. Once you passed the whole bait-and-switch test you'd find yourself in a hallway no different than your typical Ktown back alley MPs. There's ring camera, reception, then a pair of unnecessary double doors into the joy department.

You'll be greeted with a makeshift 3-seat lap dance set up which is laughable. Got to give 'them props for the hourglass trinket on the coffee table.

Seats are separated by curtains so you can peak into the next booth and enjoy another gal rubbing her butt on the monger's crotch. Just sayin' it could happen. And there are "bedrooms" where the massage occurs.

They will charge the full amount before letting you see the real dish. $. 40 for a lap dance (even with free alcohol) is insane. $$ for a half hour half-assed "nuru" is a crime. FS is on the table, likely double the house fee. Girls are not bad, but you're paying for the "atmosphere" and the option to have a drink with them.

I think the mysterious vibe is a bit overkill.

**Yahoowho** · 06-21-23 18:42

Originally Posted by FatJerk76 [View Original Post]

Is Tammy's service massage with HJ or is there more on the menu? What about Irene?

Irene offers a full menu of services in her Hollywood studio / apartment. For more info go to https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/.

**Lostcausexxx** · 06-21-23 05:44

Originally Posted by Deypsh [View Original Post]

Really curious to get some feedback on this spot. Has anyone went to check it out?

Pricey and dodgy. They give you the address of the burger place instead of the true den. Once you passed the whole bait-and-switch test you'd find yourself in a hallway no different than your typical Ktown back alley MPs. There's ring camera, reception, then a pair of unnecessary double doors into the joy department.

You'll be greeted with a makeshift 3-seat lap dance set up which is laughable. Got to give 'them props for the hourglass trinket on the coffee table.

Seats are separated by curtains so you can peak into the next booth and enjoy another gal rubbing her butt on the monger's crotch. Just sayin' it could happen. And there are "bedrooms" where the massage occurs.

They will charge the full amount before letting you see the real dish. $. 40 for a lap dance (even with free alcohol) is insane. $$ for a half hour half-assed "nuru" is a crime. FS is on the table, likely double the house fee. Girls are not bad, but you're paying for the "atmosphere" and the option to have a drink with them.

I think the mysterious vibe is a bit overkill.

**Rafa0416** · 06-21-23 00:04

Originally Posted by FatJerk76 [View Original Post]

Is Tammy's service massage with HJ or is there more on the menu? What about Irene?

Is this spa the one in Santa Monica?

**PriscillaM** · 06-20-23 20:36

Originally Posted by WWHeisenberg [View Original Post]

Anyone know of any?

They might squirt dirt. But they squirt.

**WWHeisenberg** · 06-20-23 20:14

Anyone know of any?

**KnightCruiser** · 06-20-23 19:22

Originally Posted by Snakeplisken71 [View Original Post]

"What is complete address not just name? Blue Moon? Full address? Also when Suki works?

75X and lake ave Pasadena.

**Deypsh** · 06-20-23 18:49

Really curious to get some feedback on this spot. Has anyone went to check it out?

Originally Posted by Deypsh [View Original Post]

When you text them, this is what they text you back:

"Reservation only guest are welcome to attempt a walk in, but admission is based on availability.

Hostess Fee.

30 min 140.

Includes 15 min lap dance, 2 cocktails.

(bar / smoke lounge access).

Massage Fee.

30 min 200.

60 min 260.

(complimentary skin to skin contact shower with your hostess).

Double Female or Couples Fee.

30 min 300.

60 min 400.

(bar / smoke lounge access).

**Businessman69** · 06-20-23 18:38

Visiting LA soon and was curious if any of you mongers know where there might be some thick booty providers? I'm an ass man LOL. I was told LA mig hey have some Latina providers too!

Cheers!

-BM69.

**Snakeplisken71** · 06-19-23 16:37

Originally Posted by PropLA [View Original Post]

True story.

Decided to visit Blue Moon on Lake a few weeks back. I was greeted by a stocky girl who looked to be late 20's. I opted for the table shower and she led me to a room. As I was undressing, a different and much prettier girl came into the room (I later learned this is Suki) and asked if I wanted the TS before or after the massageI said before (which I strongly recommend) and she led me to the table. Awesome shower and equally awesome massage with finish. Suki is late 30's / early 40's, tall, thin, and super friendly. I'll def repeat, but I'm curious if Michelle is equally pretty.

A few days later I visit Oak in Burbank. The young girl at the desk leads me to a room and a few minutes later a completely different and hotter girl comes in to do the massage. She said her name was Kiki and she had bright orange hair. Isn't there a girl at Goldfinger that has orange hair too? I've never seen here at Oak in the past, but I'd def repeat..

"What is complete address not just name? Blue Moon? Full address? Also when Suki works?

**Snakeplisken71** · 06-19-23 16:35

Originally Posted by PropLA [View Original Post]

True story.

Decided to visit Blue Moon on Lake a few weeks back. I was greeted by a stocky girl who looked to be late 20's. I opted for the table shower and she led me to a room. As I was undressing, a different and much prettier girl came into the room (I later learned this is Suki) and asked if I wanted the TS before or after the massageI said before (which I strongly recommend) and she led me to the table. Awesome shower and equally awesome massage with finish. Suki is late 30's / early 40's, tall, thin, and super friendly. I'll def repeat, but I'm curious if Michelle is equally pretty.

A few days later I visit Oak in Burbank. The young girl at the desk leads me to a room and a few minutes later a completely different and hotter girl comes in to do the massage. She said her name was Kiki and she had bright orange hair. Isn't there a girl at Goldfinger that has orange hair too? I've never seen here at Oak in the past, but I'd def repeat..

What is complete address not just name? Blue Moon? Full address? Also when does Suki work? Thanks.