Escort Reports

**TridentGum** · 06-17-23 11:38

Originally Posted by Hoballer [View Original Post]

I met her for the first time this past August when she kept a room in Tacoma area. She's nothing like her photos anymore, she's gone full-on junkie. Her room was in a crack motel and she kept me waiting. When I'd finally arrived at her room it was a dishevelled junkie mess with a very thick cloud of smoke. Even though she's still in her very early 20's she had that old worn-out voice which a lot of junkies seem to have, her hair was an unkempt rat's nest and she was wearing a very old white half-shirt and sweat pants. Basically she didn't even try to do herself up at all. Both she and the room were an awful disgusting mess and I could hardly breathe with all of the smoke. I told her I was going to decline and I left. Funny thing is that she was okay with my leaving, as if I'd gotten in her way of getting high. She did seem really nice, though, but she's a very far cry from her photos.

Thanks for the feedback, sorry about the delayed reply. I won't be visiting.

**Donato21** · 06-17-23 11:22

Originally Posted by MauiGlory [View Original Post]

I've been going on many test drives lately. And while I would also be willing to admit that I'm too picky, unfortunately I have not found anyone who I find satisfying enough to replace my regular. There have been decent ones though who check a box or two:

Have you considered seeing Penelope Querida. She started out as an FBST+ provider but branched out to GFE too. She doesn't post on TNA much but is still very much active.

**BillyKlub** · 06-17-23 02:49

This girl is so flat I thought she might be Trans. Kind of bitchy but she took a long pounding and cream pie. Strangely there was no kissing, which I don't particularly need. Her breath kind of smelled bad but we smoked a joint together so that might have been why. She has a snaggle tooth.

**Maui Glory** · 06-17-23 00:04

I've been going on many test drives lately. And while I would also be willing to admit that I'm too picky, unfortunately I have not found anyone who I find satisfying enough to replace my regular. There have been decent ones though who check a box or two:

For DFK I'd say
Audelia https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?540039-AuDelia-Wild
and Angelbbyxo https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?569641-angelbabyxo.

For really attentive service I'd say Alice Carroll https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?226789-AliceCarroll

For being able to handle an extended Viagra-powered pounding session followed by tender cuddling I would go for
Scarlett13 https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?545817-Scarlett_13
or AlluringAmy https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?116053-AlluringAmy
or Sasha Porizkova https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...asha_Porizkova.

For a great breast suckling sessions, Ariana https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ariana-Divine.

And while these ladies are notable for certain things, I would say that they have disqualifying flaws too. So who is this regular of mine that checks so many boxes for me? I cannot tell you because she wants to remain very far UTR. But I will share that I met her a few years ago before covid as a professional cuddler. To make a long story short, the sessions expanded with more and more services added over time. I don't know but perhaps the way things evolved perhaps I'm expecting too much from new providers.

Originally Posted by BusSit69 [View Original Post]

Maui thanks for your well detailed reviews.

2 questions.

Who are your top 3 providers so far since you're looking for a replacement?

And who's your regular that's leaving? Not that it matters now. Was curious.

**Router911** · 06-15-23 21:49

Originally Posted by BarneyFife56 [View Original Post]

Saw pnwjamie post in tna. Good reviews but very generic. Like curvy redheads but would be nice if knew some previous experience for somebody here.

Thanks.

I saw her years ago 2011-12. She setup incall near me and it was 160 for hr.

Her prices are higher and she may be willing to travel but there should be incentive. Over all she was really cute and fun.

Her pictures were accurate and she may be a bit heavier but not totally sure.

No bb but definately GFE. Again long time ago.

**Barney Fife56** · 06-14-23 21:01

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

Reviews on TER state BBBJCIM and cfs, and GFE friendly. Reviews are a bit older and probably are more accurate than the newer watered down reviews, unless she's changed.

Thanks.

**Freaky360** · 06-14-23 20:03

Originally Posted by MauiGlory [View Original Post]

Who are the DFK providers out there?

In my experience I've only had a few providers engage in DFK, which, by the way, I really enjoyed because fortunately they were very attractive too and service was great.

Most everyone else I've experienced is LFK, and the rest, including my regular who is also my all time fave, is no kissing.

I only see GFE providers so they should definitely have DFK on the table. I am always amazed guy will pay for no kissing, covered BJ and covered FS. I am not into bare FS myself. Sometimes I just book a long uncovered oral session.

I don't have any regulars and I don't hobby as much anymore. Maybe once or twice a year. I was in NJ in 2021 and the women were all amazing and the prices were spot on. $250 for an hour with sub 25 year old hotties with perfect bodies and no nickel and dime upcharging for most stuff. You know the ones that say it's $50 more to suck their toes or cum on their boobs.

Then I came back here and you got 280 lb women over 40, huge list of no's, vague menu, old pics and asking $350 hr with a deposit. It's fucking crazy. Sure you can get the young hot ones but at $500+ an hour with no real guarantees you will get what you're looking for. It's a seller's market over here for sure.

**ScotchYoke** · 06-14-23 18:23

Originally Posted by BarneyFife56 [View Original Post]

Saw pnwjamie post in tna. Good reviews but very generic. Like curvy redheads but would be nice if knew some previous experience for somebody here.

Thanks.

Reviews on TER state BBBJCIM and cfs, and GFE friendly. Reviews are a bit older and probably are more accurate than the newer watered down reviews, unless she's changed.

**Barney Fife56** · 06-14-23 17:29

Saw pnwjamie post in tna. Good reviews but very generic. Like curvy redheads but would be nice if knew some previous experience for somebody here.

Thanks.

**CornholeBi** · 06-14-23 02:42

Originally Posted by MauiGlory [View Original Post]

Wow thanks for taking one for the team.

Even if her tits were beautiful DDDs and she had a flat belly with 6-pak abs I think that a loud & pushy personality would be a turn off for me. And no DATY is also a turn off because even if I elect to not dine I want the freedom to roam where I want to (B-52's).

To be clear I don't want someone who is completely submissive and I have to tell her what to do. That's annoying. And I don't want someone who thinks she's in charge and telling me what to do. That's annoying too. I think I want someone who knows what to do and yet will take instruction and adjust and do what I tell her. That's just right.

I hear you. It's annoying when they don't really engage and you have to tell them what to do. There's a fine line (not really even fine) between being submissive and just being boring. Princessbubblebutt falls in the boring. Have seen her twice and it's like being with a mute. Maybe it's me. She did let me DATO but I chose not to the second time I met her. And she always has her socks on. For gods sake that's the worst.

I was in PDX last weekend and could not find a decently attractive provider who was GFE. DFK, BBBJ, DATY. DATO and FIV are nice to haves. But no kissing is almost preferred to me than LFK which to most is just pecks on tight lips, not even frenching. SloanPDX has been on my TDL but for the life of us can't make our schedules line up. The other board has almost no one else that fit that bill. Brooklyn thorn is a bit heavier but is the right amount of submissive and vocal, but I've seen her at her incall in PDX and it was a disaster. I had seen her previously at a hotel in Seattle when she was visiting so I wasn't expecting the chaos that was her tiny apt.

Here in Seattle Audelia might be the closest thing. But she can even be a little too quiet in her submissiveness. But her DFK is hands down the best I've had outside of some of the visiting Euro / Brazil girls. Sadly they're the ones I have to end up seeing as they're usually the cleanest and have historically been down for DATO. But I was texting the handler for Kate Rose and they claimed GFE but no DFK and only CBJ. That's not GFE, bro. Mira the Asian / Russian girl who's posted recently too claimed GFE but said she didn't like DFK, only light kissing and she also doesn't like DATY.

Jenny Jones and Shelby are pretty solid GFE but I wish they could just blend together to make a slightly thicker than Shelby, thinner than Jenny, provided. Shelby's kisses were too light for me and she also just tasted like vape juice which is why I've been hesitant. Sloppy BBBJ but almost too aggressive for me. Jenny's rear is mind blowing but her stomach was just a little too much for me.

Katie Cari is a bit older but has such a tight body and tastes incredible. But is asking $$ for HH and three more for an Hr. Can't do it. The Eastlake girls are all CBJ now and they also will talk your ear off before getting into it. Kennedy is a smokeshow but will also talk your ear off and I just don't like her incall.

Carly Crush is a really enjoyable GFE but she's deep in residential Kent and also has a really limited schedule. Meganxoxo has occasionally been in Lynnwood area and is a solid GFE but just a bit on the heavier side.

Joey and Claire Addison have been on my TDL but have read Joey's a little or maybe a lot thicker than her photos. Not the worst for me but if she's pushing 3. 5 for a HH they have to be damn near modelesque.

FBSM Danielle was a surprise and rimmed the hell out of me which I did not expect to enjoy as much as I did. But she's a bit older and her saggy stomach was a turn off. Plus limited hours.

Truthfully Catarina has been the best experience I've had. I just wish she was a little curvier, but holy crap she's a tomcat. Closest to pse I've had. Speaking of pse, Lauren Phillips looks like she's in town at the end of the month. Read only good things about her, but obviously you're throwing stupid amounts at her. But FFS, it's hard to even find anyone to see so what's TOFTT on 4-5 girls for an hour with a hot pornstar?

I was at Pandora's tonight because I could literally not find anyone to give money to that was GFE and halfway attractive. God night shift is depressing. Gps all over. I was trying to politely tell a girl who came over and wanted to talk my ear off that I was wanting to just enjoy the show and she called me rude and said I don't go to your work and just sit in your lobby. God, stfu.

Please share your experiences with GFE providers. I promise I will respect them and not ruin a good thing.

**BusSit69** · 06-13-23 23:44

Originally Posted by MauiGlory [View Original Post]

Who are the DFK providers out there?

In my experience I've only had a few providers engage in DFK, which, by the way, I really enjoyed because fortunately they were very attractive too and service was great.

Most everyone else I've experienced is LFK, and the rest, including my regular who is also my all time fave, is no kissing.

And speaking of pizza breath. I've seen a range of "comfortable with themselves" in providers. If you find my EllieRae review you'll see what I mean.

Maui thanks for your well detailed reviews.

2 questions.

Who are your top 3 providers so far since you're looking for a replacement?

And who's your regular that's leaving? Not that it matters now. Was curious.

**Maui Glory** · 06-13-23 22:30

Who are the DFK providers out there?

In my experience I've only had a few providers engage in DFK, which, by the way, I really enjoyed because fortunately they were very attractive too and service was great.

Most everyone else I've experienced is LFK, and the rest, including my regular who is also my all time fave, is no kissing.

And speaking of pizza breath. I've seen a range of "comfortable with themselves" in providers. If you find my EllieRae review you'll see what I mean.

Originally Posted by Freaky360 [View Original Post]

Your descriptions are the fucking best! I am cracking up because I do the same thing when describing someone's facial features.

I notice most of your reviews are only LFK, do they not allow DFK or is that not your bag? Any of them ok with DATO?

The pizza eating had me laughing too. That is so odd to do. I get it, you get hungry, but it's definitely not a turn on to be making out with someone and tasting their lunch.

Awesome reviews though!

**Maui Glory** · 06-13-23 22:21

Wow thanks for taking one for the team.

Even if her tits were beautiful DDDs and she had a flat belly with 6-pak abs I think that a loud & pushy personality would be a turn off for me. And no DATY is also a turn off because even if I elect to not dine I want the freedom to roam where I want to (B-52's).

To be clear I don't want someone who is completely submissive and I have to tell her what to do. That's annoying. And I don't want someone who thinks she's in charge and telling me what to do. That's annoying too. I think I want someone who knows what to do and yet will take instruction and adjust and do what I tell her. That's just right.

Originally Posted by TnaHunter2014 [View Original Post]

Saw her today.

The good:

It's her. Easy setup. Decent in call. It is the girl in the photos. Tattoos and all.

The bad:

The huge cans are gone. Talking b cups. But the belly is a triple D cup. She's nice but kinda loud and pushy. She's Russian and I think her English is ok but the short terse answers could mean her English is not great. Or it could be a cultural Russian thing.

I'm a sucker for exotic Asian combined with European, and she is that. But she's just way bigger than she appears in the pics. I intended to walk if that was the case but we all know how that plan goes to shit. Her BBBJ is kinda like her personality. Abrupt and intense. But not terrible either. She's kinda GFE ish. Though it was clear she didn't want daty. Lots of positions but not really into it until I put her in doggie and went to pound town. She did get naturally lubricated a bit. That and the moans make me think she ended up happy. The donation probably helped too. 😂.

Anyway, some of you might still want to check her out while she's here. Leaving in a week or two.

**DickIncider12** · 06-13-23 22:05

Originally Posted by JomBoy123 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen stevieraej since she resurfaced? Same service, price increase, etc?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?404977-stevieraej

Looking like she didn't do anything with her time off lots of extra lbs on that body I will pass.

**Freaky360** · 06-13-23 21:47

Originally Posted by MauiGlory [View Original Post]

I mentioned in a different review that ever since my regular shared that she's leaving this fall that I've been auditioning providers for a replacement. A while ago I saw Angelbabyxo. I would recommend her but since she's not exactly what I want I will not be repeating.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?569641-angelbabyxo

Face - 2 of 5: Her face is a feminine Kid Rock. Don't get me wrong I'm not trying to be mean or hurtful, but I cannot think of any other way to describe.

Your descriptions are the fucking best! I am cracking up because I do the same thing when describing someone's facial features.

I notice most of your reviews are only LFK, do they not allow DFK or is that not your bag? Any of them ok with DATO?

The pizza eating had me laughing too. That is so odd to do. I get it, you get hungry, but it's definitely not a turn on to be making out with someone and tasting their lunch.

Awesome reviews though!