Escort Reports

[ScotchYoke]

Saw pnwjamie post in tna. Good reviews but very generic. Like curvy redheads but would be nice if knew some previous experience for somebody here.

Thanks.

Reviews on TER state BBBJCIM and cfs, and GFE friendly. Reviews are a bit older and probably are more accurate than the newer watered down reviews, unless she's changed.

[Barney Fife56]

Saw pnwjamie post in tna. Good reviews but very generic. Like curvy redheads but would be nice if knew some previous experience for somebody here.

Thanks.

[CornholeBi]

Wow thanks for taking one for the team.

Even if her tits were beautiful DDDs and she had a flat belly with 6-pak abs I think that a loud & pushy personality would be a turn off for me. And no DATY is also a turn off because even if I elect to not dine I want the freedom to roam where I want to (B-52's).

To be clear I don't want someone who is completely submissive and I have to tell her what to do. That's annoying. And I don't want someone who thinks she's in charge and telling me what to do. That's annoying too. I think I want someone who knows what to do and yet will take instruction and adjust and do what I tell her. That's just right.

I hear you. It's annoying when they don't really engage and you have to tell them what to do. There's a fine line (not really even fine) between being submissive and just being boring. Princessbubblebutt falls in the boring. Have seen her twice and it's like being with a mute. Maybe it's me. She did let me DATO but I chose not to the second time I met her. And she always has her socks on. For gods sake that's the worst.

I was in PDX last weekend and could not find a decently attractive provider who was GFE. DFK, BBBJ, DATY. DATO and FIV are nice to haves. But no kissing is almost preferred to me than LFK which to most is just pecks on tight lips, not even frenching. SloanPDX has been on my TDL but for the life of us can't make our schedules line up. The other board has almost no one else that fit that bill. Brooklyn thorn is a bit heavier but is the right amount of submissive and vocal, but I've seen her at her incall in PDX and it was a disaster. I had seen her previously at a hotel in Seattle when she was visiting so I wasn't expecting the chaos that was her tiny apt.

Here in Seattle Audelia might be the closest thing. But she can even be a little too quiet in her submissiveness. But her DFK is hands down the best I've had outside of some of the visiting Euro / Brazil girls. Sadly they're the ones I have to end up seeing as they're usually the cleanest and have historically been down for DATO. But I was texting the handler for Kate Rose and they claimed GFE but no DFK and only CBJ. That's not GFE, bro. Mira the Asian / Russian girl who's posted recently too claimed GFE but said she didn't like DFK, only light kissing and she also doesn't like DATY.

Jenny Jones and Shelby are pretty solid GFE but I wish they could just blend together to make a slightly thicker than Shelby, thinner than Jenny, provided. Shelby's kisses were too light for me and she also just tasted like vape juice which is why I've been hesitant. Sloppy BBBJ but almost too aggressive for me. Jenny's rear is mind blowing but her stomach was just a little too much for me.

Katie Cari is a bit older but has such a tight body and tastes incredible. But is asking $$ for HH and three more for an Hr. Can't do it. The Eastlake girls are all CBJ now and they also will talk your ear off before getting into it. Kennedy is a smokeshow but will also talk your ear off and I just don't like her incall.

Carly Crush is a really enjoyable GFE but she's deep in residential Kent and also has a really limited schedule. Meganxoxo has occasionally been in Lynnwood area and is a solid GFE but just a bit on the heavier side.

Joey and Claire Addison have been on my TDL but have read Joey's a little or maybe a lot thicker than her photos. Not the worst for me but if she's pushing 3. 5 for a HH they have to be damn near modelesque.

FBSM Danielle was a surprise and rimmed the hell out of me which I did not expect to enjoy as much as I did. But she's a bit older and her saggy stomach was a turn off. Plus limited hours.

Truthfully Catarina has been the best experience I've had. I just wish she was a little curvier, but holy crap she's a tomcat. Closest to pse I've had. Speaking of pse, Lauren Phillips looks like she's in town at the end of the month. Read only good things about her, but obviously you're throwing stupid amounts at her. But FFS, it's hard to even find anyone to see so what's TOFTT on 4-5 girls for an hour with a hot pornstar?

I was at Pandora's tonight because I could literally not find anyone to give money to that was GFE and halfway attractive. God night shift is depressing. Gps all over. I was trying to politely tell a girl who came over and wanted to talk my ear off that I was wanting to just enjoy the show and she called me rude and said I don't go to your work and just sit in your lobby. God, stfu.

Please share your experiences with GFE providers. I promise I will respect them and not ruin a good thing.

[BusSit69]

Who are the DFK providers out there?

In my experience I've only had a few providers engage in DFK, which, by the way, I really enjoyed because fortunately they were very attractive too and service was great.

Most everyone else I've experienced is LFK, and the rest, including my regular who is also my all time fave, is no kissing.

And speaking of pizza breath. I've seen a range of "comfortable with themselves" in providers. If you find my EllieRae review you'll see what I mean.

Maui thanks for your well detailed reviews.

2 questions.

Who are your top 3 providers so far since you're looking for a replacement?

And who's your regular that's leaving? Not that it matters now. Was curious.

[Maui Glory]

Who are the DFK providers out there?

In my experience I've only had a few providers engage in DFK, which, by the way, I really enjoyed because fortunately they were very attractive too and service was great.

Most everyone else I've experienced is LFK, and the rest, including my regular who is also my all time fave, is no kissing.

And speaking of pizza breath. I've seen a range of "comfortable with themselves" in providers. If you find my EllieRae review you'll see what I mean.

Your descriptions are the fucking best! I am cracking up because I do the same thing when describing someone's facial features.

I notice most of your reviews are only LFK, do they not allow DFK or is that not your bag? Any of them ok with DATO?

The pizza eating had me laughing too. That is so odd to do. I get it, you get hungry, but it's definitely not a turn on to be making out with someone and tasting their lunch.

Awesome reviews though!

[Maui Glory]

Wow thanks for taking one for the team.

Even if her tits were beautiful DDDs and she had a flat belly with 6-pak abs I think that a loud & pushy personality would be a turn off for me. And no DATY is also a turn off because even if I elect to not dine I want the freedom to roam where I want to (B-52's).

To be clear I don't want someone who is completely submissive and I have to tell her what to do. That's annoying. And I don't want someone who thinks she's in charge and telling me what to do. That's annoying too. I think I want someone who knows what to do and yet will take instruction and adjust and do what I tell her. That's just right.

Saw her today.

The good:

It's her. Easy setup. Decent in call. It is the girl in the photos. Tattoos and all.

The bad:

The huge cans are gone. Talking b cups. But the belly is a triple D cup. She's nice but kinda loud and pushy. She's Russian and I think her English is ok but the short terse answers could mean her English is not great. Or it could be a cultural Russian thing.

I'm a sucker for exotic Asian combined with European, and she is that. But she's just way bigger than she appears in the pics. I intended to walk if that was the case but we all know how that plan goes to shit. Her BBBJ is kinda like her personality. Abrupt and intense. But not terrible either. She's kinda GFE ish. Though it was clear she didn't want daty. Lots of positions but not really into it until I put her in doggie and went to pound town. She did get naturally lubricated a bit. That and the moans make me think she ended up happy. The donation probably helped too. 😂.

Anyway, some of you might still want to check her out while she's here. Leaving in a week or two.

[DickIncider12]

Anyone seen stevieraej since she resurfaced? Same service, price increase, etc?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?404977-stevieraej

Looking like she didn't do anything with her time off lots of extra lbs on that body I will pass.

[Freaky360]

I mentioned in a different review that ever since my regular shared that she's leaving this fall that I've been auditioning providers for a replacement. A while ago I saw Angelbabyxo. I would recommend her but since she's not exactly what I want I will not be repeating.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?569641-angelbabyxo

Face - 2 of 5: Her face is a feminine Kid Rock. Don't get me wrong I'm not trying to be mean or hurtful, but I cannot think of any other way to describe.

Your descriptions are the fucking best! I am cracking up because I do the same thing when describing someone's facial features.

I notice most of your reviews are only LFK, do they not allow DFK or is that not your bag? Any of them ok with DATO?

The pizza eating had me laughing too. That is so odd to do. I get it, you get hungry, but it's definitely not a turn on to be making out with someone and tasting their lunch.

Awesome reviews though!

[TnaHunter2014]

These photos look to be AI generated. Or HEAVILY photoshopped. But I'm leaning AI.

Saw her today.

The good:

It's her. Easy setup. Decent in call. It is the girl in the photos. Tattoos and all.

The bad:

The huge cans are gone. Talking b cups. But the belly is a triple D cup. She's nice but kinda loud and pushy. She's Russian and I think her English is ok but the short terse answers could mean her English is not great. Or it could be a cultural Russian thing.

I'm a sucker for exotic Asian combined with European, and she is that. But she's just way bigger than she appears in the pics. I intended to walk if that was the case but we all know how that plan goes to shit. Her BBBJ is kinda like her personality. Abrupt and intense. But not terrible either. She's kinda GFE ish. Though it was clear she didn't want daty. Lots of positions but not really into it until I put her in doggie and went to pound town. She did get naturally lubricated a bit. That and the moans make me think she ended up happy. The donation probably helped too. 😂.

Anyway, some of you might still want to check her out while she's here. Leaving in a week or two.

[3Putt]

Anyone seen stevieraej since she resurfaced? Same service, price increase, etc?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?404977-stevieraej

She is a hottie!

[MassageMeow]

These photos look to be AI generated. Or HEAVILY photoshopped. But I'm leaning AI.

Definitely some funky stuff going on around the necklace area.

[JomBoy123]

Anyone seen stevieraej since she resurfaced? Same service, price increase, etc?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?404977-stevieraej

[AvereageQ]

A new provider on TNA with no reviews and a new account. Given the proliferation of meth-addled grannies and trailer bumpkins on TNA over the past year, this seems way too clean and attractive. Methinks she's TGTBT. Has anyone tried it out?

A red flag for me - I asked if we could Zoom and "she" said she doesn't have a Zoom. I mean, c'mon Zoom is free and if no Zoom there's a million other alternatives.


Ad: https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ew-in-Bellevue.

Profile: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?596317-RoxxySan.

These photos look to be AI generated. Or HEAVILY photoshopped. But I'm leaning AI.

[Travelerr]

A new provider on TNA with no reviews and a new account. Given the proliferation of meth-addled grannies and trailer bumpkins on TNA over the past year, this seems way too clean and attractive. Methinks she's TGTBT. Has anyone tried it out?

A red flag for me - I asked if we could Zoom and "she" said she doesn't have a Zoom. I mean, c'mon Zoom is free and if no Zoom there's a million other alternatives.


Ad: https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ew-in-Bellevue.

Profile: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?596317-RoxxySan.

Has to be fake, I'm just not that lucky.

[Maui Glory]

A new provider on TNA with no reviews and a new account. Given the proliferation of meth-addled grannies and trailer bumpkins on TNA over the past year, this seems way too clean and attractive. Methinks she's TGTBT. Has anyone tried it out?

A red flag for me - I asked if we could Zoom and "she" said she doesn't have a Zoom. I mean, c'mon Zoom is free and if no Zoom there's a million other alternatives.


Ad: https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ew-in-Bellevue.

Profile: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?596317-RoxxySan.