Escort Reports

[JayKay8]

How is she in the looks department. I've seen dozens of reviews and no one really comments on her appearance. We all know about her agreeableness and open menu. Her pics are blurred but does she have acne, average face, tattoos? What would you rate her appearance wise? She look youthful, older?

Macie looks like an average black girl in her late 20's early 30's, but I struggle to actually describe her. She's just. . . Average. You know how in spy novels they talk about how someone is so average looking that people's gaze kind of just slides past them? Yeah, that's how it is with Macie. Maybe I'm just being crazy and it's just me having amnesia because all my blood goes to my dick. She also does this thing where she looks away when I'm fucking her, and never makes eye contact when giving a blow job.

Her skin is very soft and smooth with basically no blemishes. She has hard man-mades that I don't really care fore, but I really don't like implants so others might not care. She has a nice ass, but nothing I'd call mind blowing. She's tall at 5' 8", and even taller when she has her heels on. I've never fucked a sex doll, but I'd imagine it would be close to what it feels like fucking Macie. Don't get me wrong, she amazing. Super professional, safe and clean incall, basically no rules, incredible price point, no drugs, body is good. Just zero emotion. Nada.

[LongDStyle]

After my RIP-OFF experience with Page ( https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7739209268 ), I had a chance to visit Macie. I don't have anything else to say except to confirm all the good / positive things others have said. She provides a GFE at its best, and if you want a PSE, she can give you that too. She also has a calming, relaxing, attitude, and demeanor that sets you at ease. All I can say is, if you get a chance, go see her for yourself!

How is she in the looks department. I've seen dozens of reviews and no one really comments on her appearance. We all know about her agreeableness and open menu. Her pics are blurred but does she have acne, average face, tattoos? What would you rate her appearance wise? She look youthful, older?

[Aniles]

Have seen her a couple of times; she has an open menu, but can be a very mechanical, rushed experience; if her next date is already outside, she may also shorten your time. , but she is genuine; if you're looking for a place to just "dump and go", she fits the bill. That has been my experience; wish you luck!

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7089274584

[JesseD]

Gypsie asked if I would post my review of her on your board as she will be visiting your wonderful city over Memorial Day weekend.

Senior members only, she doesn't want to deal with a bunch of screening.

Message me for her number if interested.

She will be staying in a hotel near Millennium Park.

Here's my review:

(I deleted what wouldn't apply with this being a different situation.).

Dreamt of a new UTR gal the other night.

Referred by a brother.

She goes by Gypsie Witch, Gypsie for short.

She's looking for $. 40 hhr or $$. 50 hr for her time only.

She's cute, pretty olive shaped brown eyes. Those eyes look into your eyes at the most amazing moments.

She's late 30's I think, nice and curvy, full figured, 5 ft 5 about 180, had a breast reduction, so nice full, almost firm tits, and sexy pierced nipples. Smooth shaven and nice and wet.

Multi orgasmic, screamer, and squirter if she's really into it, or you know how to make it happen.

I enjoyed both immensely.

She also has a pretty awesome Only Fans that she started up a couple months ago if you want a sneak peak. Cheap at moment, but have a feeling it will be going up soon. Some pretty awesome content.

https://onlyfans.com/u293083707

Oh and her menu has a nice spread, and I get the feeling pretty limitless as she becomes more comfortable with someone.

BBBJ, CIMWS, CFS, GFE, DFK, DATY, toys.

No Greek.

Treat her well gents, she's very excited for the potential of enjoying her new hobby.

[Aniles]

After my RIP-OFF experience with Page ( https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7739209268 ), I had a chance to visit Macie. I don't have anything else to say except to confirm all the good / positive things others have said. She provides a GFE at its best, and if you want a PSE, she can give you that too. She also has a calming, relaxing, attitude, and demeanor that sets you at ease. All I can say is, if you get a chance, go see her for yourself!

[Nduchali]

Just saw some recent photos of Jenni Tay on her Twitter and she's unrecognizable compared to when I saw her in her "Tori Tallon" days. Curious if there are any other Chicago providers who've undergone big transformations like this.

[Aniles]

Continued playing with her phone after letting me in, then demanded donations upfront. Then the rules —- no touch here, no touch there, and contradicted everything she agreed to on the phone. I said I'm quitting. , asked if she'd refund part of donation, she refused. !! Whoever wrote those glowing reviews could be her pimp / bf. She handed me my biggest ripp-off in this "hobby" Stay AWAY!

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7739209268

[Member #6520]

I used to live in Chicago but moved for work. I am coming back and is oakbrook still reliable for escorts? Is O'Hare or downtown better for outcalls?

[Ztar7]

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.

You are absolutely correct. Many folks would be caught up in the moment and not have the insight to take a 'big picture' look at the situation.

Most of the people in this hobby have at least some fairly regular income, and to 95% of us, $100 is just not worth the risk.

Thanks for the honesty, your a wise man.

[DWill]

I carry my CCL anytime I find myself in shady neighborhoods. Learn to conceal it problem solved mulitple ways to conceal firearm.

I too carry. World just too crazy not too nowadays. With that said in this hobby I haven't had to 99% of the time, but I have experienced that 1% and it got me out of some very crazy situations. I can tell that story another time.

[WallStreetBull]

I carry my CCL anytime I find myself in shady neighborhoods. Learn to conceal it problem solved mulitple ways to conceal firearm.

How do you even carry and not have the girl see it and get spooked? Sorry for my ignorance. I am new to the hobby and appreciate any safety tips. I am getting my CCL soon but feels like carrying would cause more problems than solve.

[FiddyCent]

Why did you give him the hundred? Lmao you boys got to carry.

How do you even carry and not have the girl see it and get spooked? Sorry for my ignorance. I am new to the hobby and appreciate any safety tips. I am getting my CCL soon but feels like carrying would cause more problems than solve.

[DWaits]

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.

I highly doubt I would fight the guy over 100, but another good lesson from your story is not to park in front of the building or in a part of the lot where you could be seen or blocked. I always try to park around the corner when I drive. The L or CTA busses can be a pain because they take a long time and showering before leaving becomes kind of moot if the day is hot or the mass transport is cooking, but one nice thing about mass transport is that a car can't be targeted or impounded.

[Jinurso]

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.

You did the right thing. Even if I carried I would have zero interest in starting a shootout over $100. There are no winners when that happens. Fighting for your life is one thing, but if it's only $100, you'll make it back.

[WetLeg]

Why did you give him the hundred? Lmao you boys got to carry.

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.