Thread: Massage Parlor Reports
+
Add Report
Results 5,356 to 5,370 of 27790
-
03-24-23 02:21 #22435Banned Member

Posts: 11Thick Asians?
[Deleted by Admin]
EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because the subject of the report was in direct violation of a posted Admin Restriction on the author, the thread, and/or the subject. This behavior will not be tolerated, and a 2nd violation will result in an automatic banning.
Why are there always idiots that have to test me?
A2
-
03-24-23 01:43 #22434Senior Member

Posts: 67If it's 3 girls it's the one on the corner of Vandever and Mission Gorge. It's OK, too busy if you ask me. Can't remember the name, something like Serenity Spa. If it's two girls, one is a MMS (that also doubles as a provider), it's the one just a stone's throw to the West. New girl there is very cute but I'm getting tired of her, no real specific reason, just something is not clicking. This is is not a complaint! Will personally lay off that place for a while and try again later. Most of the time it's totally worth it but it's just time to look around again. Probably by summer my Vitamin D and testosterone will be up enough that I won't care like I do now.
Originally Posted by TJDog
[View Original Post]
-
03-24-23 01:29 #22433Senior Member

Posts: 671. Remember that they are a different culture, what seems like you to be getting screwed with may simply be business as usual to them. They can also lie about anything. Including how much they like you, if they are clean, etc. These chicks are ****** first and foremost, doesn't matter if they are cute, if they look innocent, if they don't drink or smoke. None of that matters. Just because they are not a streetwalker, and the room is nice, clean and warm, doesn't mean they are going to be the perfect GFE forever. That's simply not realistic, no offense.
Originally Posted by CoverThyAss
[View Original Post]
2. They exist to make money off whoever comes in. Maybe they drop the dude knocking on the door and keep focusing on you, maybe they ask you to hurry up or even say massage is finished (early). This is not Disneyland where you at least get a guaranteed 2 minute ride after waiting in line for 45 minutes. It all depends on their situation. Maybe they really like you, maybe they need that extra tip from the other dude. Don't take it personally. This is business, as they say in the movies.
-
03-24-23 01:21 #22432Senior Member

Posts: 67Funny, I went there a few years ago (before Covid) and it was an HE only place, at least that's what the chick said. I'll swing by later and check it out TY.
Originally Posted by Ellike
[View Original Post]
-
03-24-23 01:14 #22431Senior Member

Posts: 67I went there once, girl was OK, basically borderline take it or leave it. BJ was good, FS was OK. Wondering if I would go back and now due to this post I will not LOL.
Originally Posted by DavDerk
[View Original Post]
-
03-23-23 21:17 #22430Senior Member

Posts: 281Thanks for the report on UFS. I've been avoiding that plus because I didn't want to take a chance and see Monica again. Not my cup of tea. I ended going to another place and was disappointed. Ready to see the new guard.
-
03-23-23 20:42 #22429Senior Member

Posts: 36Wildwood Spa Miramar. Linda
Was in Miramar so called Wildflower set appt with Leah, then got there and a bait and switch attempt so I bailed. Don't recall any strong recommendations so just googled and decided to TOFTT. Walked into Wildwood, middle of strip mall, and saw the 2nd locked gate door so figure all good. Was ok with HJ from Leah but here I'll upgrade to BJ. Greeted by Linda in a nice red dress, very cute face, and look like solid C's. Into room. 5 for 30,10 minutes meh massage, flip, asks what I want, I point to mouth and she says 14 and we meet at. 1. Then it was mediocre. She took her top off like it was a hassle, they were MM but not bad, then with BJ it was just a jackhammer. No teasing, no nothing but a machine gun head. She was super cute but the service was so stand offish I would not repeat. There were some other cuties there so someone might have better luck.
-
03-23-23 19:53 #22428Senior Member

Posts: 114I've seen her twice now. Super cute with natural D's. Body built for sex. You won't be disappointed with Summer.
Originally Posted by FuzzyDuck
[View Original Post]
-
03-23-23 19:00 #22427Regular Member

Posts: 7Unique Summer er al
Change of guard at Unique. I was told they were all new to SD: Summer, Amy and Tina. Summer was highly recommended by mms. Haven't seen her in person yet, but I really need a good session and I'm hoping the hype rings true.
-
03-23-23 11:56 #22426Senior Member

Posts: 150Late report but still relevant
So I took a trip to Ace Massage in SV last week to TOFTT and also because it was close by a job site and I had some time to kill. Their BP ads looked like all the others and since it was close by I decided to make a stop, I wish I didn't. I walk inside and it has the familiar setup of an FS shop, small window in the front and a wall with a door blocking off the rest of the parlor. After ringing the bell a voice answers, opens the door and hurries me in. It's kind of dark so I don't get the best look at the provider, says her name is Lulu and takes me to a room. She is nice enough and I hadn't blown a load for a while so little head said stay and lets go. She is japanese, early-mid 40's, about 5'5", medium build, prob B cup, had just arrived the week prior and mentioned during the session that she was "going to be here for a long time" (hence why this post is still and is going to be relevant). I ask for 30 min, damage was. 4, undress and lay down. Massage was meh and only got about 10 min before flip. On the flip I got a better look at her and woof, man I could have been doing a lot better at another spot. I thought her body might be okay though, I felt it through her clothing while she rubbed my stomach a little bit and she asked what I wanted. Little head said boom boom (smh) and Lulu said yes put donation on the table (she would not take the money direct from my hands, roger that). I paid 1. 2, probably could have even done. 8 and she would have been happy. Very mechanical, no BJ, ass not very intriguing, slightly saggy boobs. The one thing she did have was nice skin and hygiene so +1 for that. In doggy, she kind of stayed twisted to the side a little so I couldn't even get a good full pound, kinda weird. Her pussy was tight enough so I was able to blow. She wiped me down and did the proverbial "come back soon". Overall, session was rushed, girl was like a 4/10 and message was about the same. I would not recommend going back with all of the other wonderful options out there. Got to stop letting little head rush my decisions.
-
03-23-23 09:30 #22425Regular Member

Posts: 3Spa Hans?
Anyone tried out Spa Hans lately. Looks like they've got a new lineup.
-
03-23-23 02:00 #22424Senior Member

Posts: 51Suite D
I want to thank all you mongers. Came from out of town on a short trip, and was able to have a nice time at Suite D thanks to your reports here. Would absolutely return if here longer.
Highly recommend the "Face Off" position for those looking for something to move to after CG.
-
03-23-23 00:35 #22423Regular Member

Posts: 22AskAnEscort on Reddit.
Originally Posted by TheFishsd
[View Original Post]
-
03-22-23 20:43 #22422Senior Member

Posts: 651She's currently working on the central coast. Keep reminding them that she has local fans and I'm sure she will return.
Originally Posted by SeanMendez345
[View Original Post]
-
03-22-23 19:27 #22421Senior Member

Posts: 77Super Spa
I went last week to this place on university close to college ave on university. First time going here, just wanted to try something different. Anyway 50 for hhr and I got a thick Asian with nice large c cups. She wasn't fat just thick in the right places. Anyway Yuki was her name I believe or thought I heard correctly. I wasn't there for a massage so right to it, dfk and she was stroking me while I was rubbing her shaved pussy. She got into it pretty good, or at least she acted like she did. She was about to put the hat on for the BJ and I asked for Bbj and she was cool without it, just said she'd put it in for boom boom. Damn she could suck a cock, dt was good all the while I licked her sweet shaved pussy. Tasted and smelled great. On goes the cover and she rides it, I switch to missionary and she wants it deep and hard. She's very flexible, her feet were by her ears while I was pounding her. I'm getting bored with the cover and tell her I want to take off the condom, she wants more for that, I tell her I don't have it. She says ok, just not inside. Hell yeh, take off the hat and pound her missionary before switching to doggy so I can smack that ass. There's a mirror on the side wall which was fun to watch the action. Turn her over for more missionary before I tell her I'm going to cum, she says outside, so I oblige and spray all over her tits and stomach. Was hoping for cip, but oh well. Great time and will go back again for sure.






Reply With Quote





