Massage Parlor Reports

**Sdgump** · 03-24-23 15:14

Originally Posted by FuzzyDuck [View Original Post]

Change of guard at Unique. I was told they were all new to SD: Summer, Amy and Tina. Summer was highly recommended by mms. Haven't seen her in person yet, but I really need a good session and I'm hoping the hype rings true.

Is the same old MMS there still? I'm a younger guy, went to UFS sometime last year and she wasn't there so I never had any problems. I stopped by a few months ago though and she insisted I was too young LOL. Would like to revisit if she isn't.

**JLZ61** · 03-24-23 06:45

First off, thanks to the board and monger reports! Got a great massage and extras at Erma yesterday.

Based on reports, I was looking for Cherry or Angel. The very cute Asian girl (Cici) who met me at the door said they weren't there (anymore? Her English was quite poor so I'm not 100% sure.

I bought an hour for $. 7 and much to my delight it was Cici who did the massage. She was pretty good at using her body (tiny, maybe 5'2", very nice body, superb C cup tits and a medium-sized tat just above her veej. Gave me maybe 10 minutes of firm massage before she wondered if I wanted "boom boom". Ever the gentleman, I couldn't deny the lady.

A very nice about of kissing, 69, DATY and BBBJ ensued. She did the standard moaning bit but that quickly came to an end as I was thankfully able to find her fun spots with my tongue. A raincoat was applied and a nice finish was had. Easy 9/10.

Location was a somewhat tired medical building. Felt safe. Extras were an additional two bills. Def two thumbs up. The other girl I saw was nowhere near the quality of Cici. Visit was in mid-PM.

Again, huge thanks to the board!!

**Wheapers** · 03-24-23 02:21

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**RichJ8991** · 03-24-23 01:43

Originally Posted by TJDog [View Original Post]

I'm 98% certain this is the place. Hint: if you substitute "West" for "North" in the original post you should be able to locate it.

Did some window shopping yesterday and was greeted by the 40 ish Mama San. Nice looking lady. Was kind of hoping she'd be my provider when I returned. Just asked if they had a shower, for future reference (they do).

Went back this am Not quite the experience the original poster reported. Pretty much a 40/40 experience with lots of roaming allowed. However, the three girls I saw in the hallway were all cute and all wearing short dresses. As I was leaving my provider whispered ". More next time. " So, I'm guessing YMMV and frequent flyers get more.

I'll give it a couple more shots. Worst case is a darn good 40/40 type experience.

Parking can be a *****, particularly during normal work-day hours. You may have to hike aways.

If it's 3 girls it's the one on the corner of Vandever and Mission Gorge. It's OK, too busy if you ask me. Can't remember the name, something like Serenity Spa. If it's two girls, one is a MMS (that also doubles as a provider), it's the one just a stone's throw to the West. New girl there is very cute but I'm getting tired of her, no real specific reason, just something is not clicking. This is is not a complaint! Will personally lay off that place for a while and try again later. Most of the time it's totally worth it but it's just time to look around again. Probably by summer my Vitamin D and testosterone will be up enough that I won't care like I do now.

**RichJ8991** · 03-24-23 01:29

Originally Posted by CoverThyAss [View Original Post]

Tldr:

I dodged a bait and switch and didn't come back after they called and begged me to for 5 minutes after I had already left. I'm a busy man that likes huge boobs and a good time and wanted a specific provider at a certain time but I would of lost respect for my self if I went back nor was my head in the right space for a no pants dance anymore. The girls were not happy I would not come back and there tone got worst and worst the longer the phone conversation went on before I hung up. I think I was completely professional during the entire experience. The conversation left me worried about consequential retaliation since they have my phone number.

1. Remember that they are a different culture, what seems like you to be getting screwed with may simply be business as usual to them. They can also lie about anything. Including how much they like you, if they are clean, etc. These chicks are ****** first and foremost, doesn't matter if they are cute, if they look innocent, if they don't drink or smoke. None of that matters. Just because they are not a streetwalker, and the room is nice, clean and warm, doesn't mean they are going to be the perfect GFE forever. That's simply not realistic, no offense.

2. They exist to make money off whoever comes in. Maybe they drop the dude knocking on the door and keep focusing on you, maybe they ask you to hurry up or even say massage is finished (early). This is not Disneyland where you at least get a guaranteed 2 minute ride after waiting in line for 45 minutes. It all depends on their situation. Maybe they really like you, maybe they need that extra tip from the other dude. Don't take it personally. This is business, as they say in the movies.

**RichJ8991** · 03-24-23 01:21

Originally Posted by Ellike [View Original Post]

Lucy is a very nice, attractive girl and has a good attitude which is always a plus. After I showered, she came into the room and asked if I wanted the massage first, but I replied wanted that for later.

I immediately started feeling her nice ass over her skirt, then moved under the skirt. Lucy took her clothes off and sat on the bed with her legs open, I could not resist kissing her sweet pussy, and then I started licking it. She liked that and seemed to really get into it. She let me lick her for about 5 minutes, and then she offered a 69. Man, that was nice. Tasting that sweet pussy with a great view, spanking that ass and rubbing her backdoor. That went on for about 5 minutes, and then we banged.

Lucy is pretty tight. She was on the bed and I was in standing position. Pounding her so good her face was getting all red. Ready to cum. We finished with another 69. I can still see that ass. Spanking it while tasting her sweet pussy. She took the rubber off and made me cum with her slippery hands, still in 69 position. I don't know if I exploded in her face or her breasts, but it felt like it. Man, that was good. After the sex she gave me a very good massage. Left a happy man, will repeat soon!

Funny, I went there a few years ago (before Covid) and it was an HE only place, at least that's what the chick said. I'll swing by later and check it out TY.

**RichJ8991** · 03-24-23 01:14

Originally Posted by DavDerk [View Original Post]

So I took a trip to Ace Massage in SV last week to TOFTT and also because it was close by a job site and I had some time to kill. Their BP ads looked like all the others and since it was close by I decided to make a stop, I wish I didn't. I walk inside and it has the familiar setup of an FS shop, small window in the front and a wall with a door blocking off the rest of the parlor. After ringing the bell a voice answers, opens the door and hurries me in. It's kind of dark so I don't get the best look at the provider, says her name is Lulu and takes me to a room. She is nice enough and I hadn't blown a load for a while so little head said stay and lets go. She is japanese, early-mid 40's, about 5'5", medium build, prob B cup, had just arrived the week prior and mentioned during the session that she was "going to be here for a long time" (hence why this post is still and is going to be relevant). I ask for 30 min, damage was. 4, undress and lay down. Massage was meh and only got about 10 min before flip. On the flip I got a better look at her and woof, man I could have been doing a lot better at another spot. I thought her body might be okay though, I felt it through her clothing while she rubbed my stomach a little bit and she asked what I wanted. Little head said boom boom (smh) and Lulu said yes put donation on the table (she would not take the money direct from my hands, roger that). I paid 1. 2, probably could have even done. 8 and she would have been happy. Very mechanical, no BJ, ass not very intriguing, slightly saggy boobs. The one thing she did have was nice skin and hygiene so +1 for that. In doggy, she kind of stayed twisted to the side a little so I couldn't even get a good full pound, kinda weird. Her pussy was tight enough so I was able to blow. She wiped me down and did the proverbial "come back soon". Overall, session was rushed, girl was like a 4/10 and message was about the same. I would not recommend going back with all of the other wonderful options out there. Got to stop letting little head rush my decisions.

I went there once, girl was OK, basically borderline take it or leave it. BJ was good, FS was OK. Wondering if I would go back and now due to this post I will not LOL.

**Dark Knight619** · 03-23-23 21:17

Thanks for the report on UFS. I've been avoiding that plus because I didn't want to take a chance and see Monica again. Not my cup of tea. I ended going to another place and was disappointed. Ready to see the new guard.

**Hempy420** · 03-23-23 20:42

Was in Miramar so called Wildflower set appt with Leah, then got there and a bait and switch attempt so I bailed. Don't recall any strong recommendations so just googled and decided to TOFTT. Walked into Wildwood, middle of strip mall, and saw the 2nd locked gate door so figure all good. Was ok with HJ from Leah but here I'll upgrade to BJ. Greeted by Linda in a nice red dress, very cute face, and look like solid C's. Into room. 5 for 30,10 minutes meh massage, flip, asks what I want, I point to mouth and she says 14 and we meet at. 1. Then it was mediocre. She took her top off like it was a hassle, they were MM but not bad, then with BJ it was just a jackhammer. No teasing, no nothing but a machine gun head. She was super cute but the service was so stand offish I would not repeat. There were some other cuties there so someone might have better luck.

**Snwbdr** · 03-23-23 19:53

Originally Posted by FuzzyDuck [View Original Post]

Change of guard at Unique. I was told they were all new to SD: Summer, Amy and Tina. Summer was highly recommended by mms. Haven't seen her in person yet, but I really need a good session and I'm hoping the hype rings true.

I've seen her twice now. Super cute with natural D's. Body built for sex. You won't be disappointed with Summer.

**FuzzyDuck** · 03-23-23 19:00

Change of guard at Unique. I was told they were all new to SD: Summer, Amy and Tina. Summer was highly recommended by mms. Haven't seen her in person yet, but I really need a good session and I'm hoping the hype rings true.

**DavDerk** · 03-23-23 11:56

So I took a trip to Ace Massage in SV last week to TOFTT and also because it was close by a job site and I had some time to kill. Their BP ads looked like all the others and since it was close by I decided to make a stop, I wish I didn't. I walk inside and it has the familiar setup of an FS shop, small window in the front and a wall with a door blocking off the rest of the parlor. After ringing the bell a voice answers, opens the door and hurries me in. It's kind of dark so I don't get the best look at the provider, says her name is Lulu and takes me to a room. She is nice enough and I hadn't blown a load for a while so little head said stay and lets go. She is japanese, early-mid 40's, about 5'5", medium build, prob B cup, had just arrived the week prior and mentioned during the session that she was "going to be here for a long time" (hence why this post is still and is going to be relevant). I ask for 30 min, damage was. 4, undress and lay down. Massage was meh and only got about 10 min before flip. On the flip I got a better look at her and woof, man I could have been doing a lot better at another spot. I thought her body might be okay though, I felt it through her clothing while she rubbed my stomach a little bit and she asked what I wanted. Little head said boom boom (smh) and Lulu said yes put donation on the table (she would not take the money direct from my hands, roger that). I paid 1. 2, probably could have even done. 8 and she would have been happy. Very mechanical, no BJ, ass not very intriguing, slightly saggy boobs. The one thing she did have was nice skin and hygiene so +1 for that. In doggy, she kind of stayed twisted to the side a little so I couldn't even get a good full pound, kinda weird. Her pussy was tight enough so I was able to blow. She wiped me down and did the proverbial "come back soon". Overall, session was rushed, girl was like a 4/10 and message was about the same. I would not recommend going back with all of the other wonderful options out there. Got to stop letting little head rush my decisions.

**NoLove624** · 03-23-23 09:30

Anyone tried out Spa Hans lately. Looks like they've got a new lineup.

**Guide42** · 03-23-23 02:00

I want to thank all you mongers. Came from out of town on a short trip, and was able to have a nice time at Suite D thanks to your reports here. Would absolutely return if here longer.

Highly recommend the "Face Off" position for those looking for something to move to after CG.