Massage Parlor Reports

**DanznMan** · 03-10-23 17:33

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

I checked the abbreviations page and didn't see it. Would someone explain what is "GPS?" I'm seeing it more frequently but clueless to what it is.

Thanks.

GPS refers to Golden Pussy Syndrom.

**Grouper1980** · 03-10-23 17:13

I hit my usual haunt of Far East in Chantilly today. For the past couple years I've only seen two ladies, and usually the same one, mid-40's but decent looking. We have our routine.

Today I was greeted by someone new. She said her name was "Happy" (at least that's what I heard.) 20's, maybe early 30's. Good looking - 7/10. Definitely a nice change. I'm thinking, okay but will I get the full menu?

English wasn't good, she knew the usual lingo but couldn't stray too far from that. A lot of hand gestures to direct me, etc. The shower was better than usual. Longer and pretty thorough. I actually felt clean.

Back on the table, she started with a hot towel which is unusual as they usually do it right before the flip, and immediately started walking, which I usually say no to but her English was so bad it took me a minute to realize what I agreed to. I've had some think it's their mission to cripple me, luckily she was gentle, and again thorough. She removed the hot towel and then started a way too gentle massage. But wait, is that her tongue? My nerves are suddenly on end and in a good way. Again, while it's not what I'm used to it's somehow better.

She passes over everything at least three times, then has me flip and starts doing the gentle thing on my front starting at the feet. My eyes are closed, I feel her hair and, again tongue (Then she asks what I want.

I opt for everything and she leaves and comes back and disrobes. Her ta-tas are a little like wine glasses but she has big tasty nipples. She starts in on some uncovered teasing with her mouth in the general area, including the boys, and then covers up for the BJ. Then she crawls up, kisses my ears and sits down slowly. It's amazing. She grinds but is somehow slowing me down at the same time. I got so into the moment that I almost kissed her. I stopped myself and she giggled to let me know it was alright and started kissing me on the face and neck (but didn't get close to my mouth again.).

With the agility of a younger man that impressed even me, I moved us into mish without disengaging and proceeded to enjoy myself like hadn't in awhile. Usually I hold back by doing a little exploring of my own and only finishing with k9, but not this time. I just let go.

She came back to clean me up then turned this into another massage session which lasted several more minutes. Mostly a head, neck and shoulder massage this time with medium strength and some pulling here and there to loosen me up. By the end, I was completely relaxed. I didn't want it to end.

8 for the house, $$ tip. And absolutely worth it.

**DavidSimpson11** · 03-10-23 14:22

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know why there are 2 listings on RM? Same address but different phone numbers.

Other name is Blue Ocean Wellness and been highly reviewed here in the past. Bella is the name of the one with the big tits. They are worth every penny! She belongs in a hall of Fame.

**MrEnding** · 03-10-23 11:57

Originally Posted by BaileyFal [View Original Post]

Had a dream a few weeks ago. Pictures are a little dated, but still and attractive older women. Nice incall in a residential neighborhood near Pickerington. Easy set up via text. Massage was light pressure, which I prefer deeper pressure but overall decent. Finish was standard with no upsell. May repeat but is a long drive and not sure if things open up on follow up visits.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3264160

Great info man but she is in Ohio. This is NOVA.

**Member #6802** · 03-10-23 11:20

Originally Posted by Navajo101 [View Original Post]

I texted back and forth with her. She's intriguing, but come to find out, she is one of Lucy's friends. Same location. I've dreamed of Lucy and her other friend Lisa. Both have GPS and even changed the price of what was advertised before the festivities. Even after I showed her the ad. She wanted. 6 more to even start. Like an idiot I stayed. I'd love to dream of Lily, but am gun shy after dreaming of 2 in that group.
Here is the post about Lisa:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6259417#post6259417

I checked the abbreviations page and didn't see it. Would someone explain what is "GPS?" I'm seeing it more frequently but clueless to what it is.

Thanks.

**BaileyFal** · 03-09-23 21:00

Had a dream a few weeks ago. Pictures are a little dated, but still and attractive older women. Nice incall in a residential neighborhood near Pickerington. Easy set up via text. Massage was light pressure, which I prefer deeper pressure but overall decent. Finish was standard with no upsell. May repeat but is a long drive and not sure if things open up on follow up visits.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3264160

**TheDrowned** · 03-09-23 19:50

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

Can you be more specific about the location? One letter, K, and not even a city or street isn't enough to find it.

He meant K-Therapy in Chantilly. If you Google those words exactly you should find the address pretty easily.

I will say I also dreamed I saw Sunni. Nice woman, a little older and a little chunky but has some pretty nice tits. Furthermore, I don't think bb is something she does but it was only my first visit. However she does this little trick where she will hop on you while holding your dick and to the novice it looks like she's mounting you raw but in reality she's just placing herself in front of you and jerking your dick out of vision. It's an assimilation and she does the same thing with her "mouth". She positions herself like she's giving a BBBJ and cleverly using her hair to block your vision while she just uses a ton of oil and her hands to mimic a mouth.

Shit doesn't work on me tho, so I opted for her to finish me with her tits and she gave me a decent titty fuck until I came all her chest and my stomach. She cleaned me up and I tipped a $ for the effort. She seemed a bit disappointed as I had promised her $. 4 but I assured her that she promised "everything" and not the illusion of "everything". But I did say that I'll return if she can make good on her promises on a repeat visit, so maybe things will indeed be 10 x better the next time.

We're already drowning.

**AvgJoe123** · 03-09-23 17:19

Any one have experience to share? It's close to Palace so I'm wondering if it provides similar services. Pim Thai is next door but was closed when I last checked it out.

**AvgJoe123** · 03-09-23 17:15

Originally Posted by FreeBlastOff [View Original Post]

Had a good dream.

Traveling through the area, saw some posts on the spa on 6000 block Old Dominion in McLean. On RM it's called "Mclean Cream".

Short version, if I lived close I'd revisit often.

Met by a tall slim provider, guessing her age is 50 or so, but it only shows in her face. (Also saw the other 2 providers, one had the huge tits and I'd want to try her).

Very nice massage. Hot towels & press before flip. On flip, lights were down and she lowered her top without negotiation. Perfect B / C's.

Great NOVA ending. No rush.

I may make the trip again just to try the other providers.

Does anyone know why there are 2 listings on RM? Same address but different phone numbers.

**AvgJoe123** · 03-09-23 17:12

Originally Posted by Goombah69 [View Original Post]

Stopped by and had Sunni again. The second time was 10 x better than the first. This time I opted for the hour and glad I did. This time she completely stripped for the flip. Enjoyed giving her a massage and she enjoyed it just as much. After much playing and grinding, she had me lay in my back and stood over me. She was about to mount me bb but I stopped her that's not my thing. She gave me a memorable ending to ensure I would return. She never discussed tip or what I wanted we both went with the flow. I tipped her. 14 because she was so pleasant and fun, she did not even count the tip in front of me, she picked it up and tucked it away. This may be my new go too! Have fun and stay safe!

Can you be more specific about the location? One letter, K, and not even a city or street isn't enough to find it.

**Fatpig** · 03-09-23 11:56

Originally Posted by Navajo101 [View Original Post]

I texted back and forth with her. She's intriguing, but come to find out, she is one of Lucy's friends. Same location. I've dreamed of Lucy and her other friend Lisa. Both have GPS and even changed the price of what was advertised before the festivities. Even after I showed her the ad. She wanted. 6 more to even start. Like an idiot I stayed. I'd love to dream of Lily, but am gun shy after dreaming of 2 in that group.
Here is the post about Lisa:

If Lisa is under 50+ I'm 20.

This group is way over charging and I won't be going back. I can get 2 massage / nova for what they want to change. Can get same level service at pretty much any Camp / Kamp. Above average massage and a ok NOVA from older provider.

But good to see other people review it too.

**WalkerC** · 03-09-23 10:53

Originally Posted by Navajo101 [View Original Post]

I texted back and forth with her. She's intriguing, but come to find out, she is one of Lucy's friends. Same location. I've dreamed of Lucy and her other friend Lisa. Both have GPS and even changed the price of what was advertised before the festivities. Even after I showed her the ad. She wanted. 6 more to even start. Like an idiot I stayed. I'd love to dream of Lily, but am gun shy after dreaming of 2 in that group.
Here is the post about Lisa:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6259417#post6259417

Thanks for the reply. I saw Lucy a few years ago and was not impressed. I remember seeing your post about Lisa before. I know there is no guarantee Lily would be bad like Lucy and Lisa, but makes me think about it now. Thanks again.

**FreeBlastOff** · 03-09-23 10:29

Had a good dream.

Traveling through the area, saw some posts on the spa on 6000 block Old Dominion in McLean. On RM it's called "Mclean Cream".

Short version, if I lived close I'd revisit often.

Met by a tall slim provider, guessing her age is 50 or so, but it only shows in her face. (Also saw the other 2 providers, one had the huge tits and I'd want to try her).

Very nice massage. Hot towels & press before flip. On flip, lights were down and she lowered her top without negotiation. Perfect B / C's.

Great NOVA ending. No rush.

I may make the trip again just to try the other providers.

**Member #6802** · 03-09-23 09:54

Originally Posted by DigDeeper [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new AMP in Lorton off of US1? I started to venture there but I'm not sure what's up. They have alot of, what looks like, fake reviews on google.

What's the name of the place? Perhaps I will TOFTT if prices are right as I don't need FS menu and comfortable with older providers.

**Navajo101** · 03-09-23 09:33

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this Lily?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22866503.html

I will be in the Fairfax area Friday (though not sure what part of Fairfax, but I'm guessing Fair oaks) and plan to visit but was curious if anyone had any intel?

I texted back and forth with her. She's intriguing, but come to find out, she is one of Lucy's friends. Same location. I've dreamed of Lucy and her other friend Lisa. Both have GPS and even changed the price of what was advertised before the festivities. Even after I showed her the ad. She wanted. 6 more to even start. Like an idiot I stayed. I'd love to dream of Lily, but am gun shy after dreaming of 2 in that group.
Here is the post about Lisa:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6259417#post6259417