Massage Parlor Reports

**Navajo101** · 03-09-23 09:33

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this Lily?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22866503.html

I will be in the Fairfax area Friday (though not sure what part of Fairfax, but I'm guessing Fair oaks) and plan to visit but was curious if anyone had any intel?

I texted back and forth with her. She's intriguing, but come to find out, she is one of Lucy's friends. Same location. I've dreamed of Lucy and her other friend Lisa. Both have GPS and even changed the price of what was advertised before the festivities. Even after I showed her the ad. She wanted. 6 more to even start. Like an idiot I stayed. I'd love to dream of Lily, but am gun shy after dreaming of 2 in that group.
Here is the post about Lisa:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6259417#post6259417

**WalkerC** · 03-09-23 00:19

Has anyone seen this Lily?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22866503.html

I will be in the Fairfax area Friday (though not sure what part of Fairfax, but I'm guessing Fair oaks) and plan to visit but was curious if anyone had any intel?

**Rhinopole** · 03-08-23 22:48

Earlier this week I visited Harmony Spa on Columbia Pike in Arlington and saw Happy. I'd been wanting to check it out and I finally had the opportunity. It was not a good visit. And just how bad it was became even more clear when I visited 2 other AMPs the next 2 days (1 with an AMP I'm familiar with but a new provider and the other a completely new place for me) and the experiences were so different. At Harmony Happy wanted 2 benjis for a CBJ, on top of the. 8 house fee. She wanted more for DATY. She was insistent and immovable. I decided to leave after a standard not very memorable table shower. No tip for Happy.

The next 2 experiences were worlds apart. Received a very good table shower at both, CBJ and DATY at one, including 69, and BBBJ and 69 at the other and CFS. The damage was the same house fee at both plus 2. 0 and 2. 2, respectively.

Harmony needs some new staff.

Rhino.

**Goombah69** · 03-08-23 20:15

Stopped by and had Sunni again. The second time was 10 x better than the first. This time I opted for the hour and glad I did. This time she completely stripped for the flip. Enjoyed giving her a massage and she enjoyed it just as much. After much playing and grinding, she had me lay in my back and stood over me. She was about to mount me bb but I stopped her that's not my thing. She gave me a memorable ending to ensure I would return. She never discussed tip or what I wanted we both went with the flow. I tipped her. 14 because she was so pleasant and fun, she did not even count the tip in front of me, she picked it up and tucked it away. This may be my new go too! Have fun and stay safe!

**Sam7630** · 03-08-23 19:53

Originally Posted by MikeyShakes [View Original Post]

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/b980...def9d6d9?ref=p

Anyone try them out? I'm pretty close by and have been considering it.

Don't waste your time. It's all fake pics. Too much negotiation and arrogance.

**Serpico99** · 03-08-23 19:00

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Remember the old days before COVID when most AMPs only offered NOVA finish with roaming and BJ / FS was scarce? Well, today I visited Cosmos in Centreville and found some things never change. Was greeted at the door by June after standing outside the door in the cold for a minute; looking around to see if anyone was watching me. June confirmed Jenny was still there so this was step back in time.

Cosmos provides a real massage along with full nude roaming but NO BJ or FS. Their soft touch and edging are incredible. I requested 30 min because I was on a lunch break from work and found the house fees haven't changed; . 6 for HHR and. 8 HR. After a 10 minute real back massage the fingernail and soft touch started on my ass and balls before she reached down for a pillow. At the flip I was already hard so she asked what I wanted. Full nude with DATY was requested and, just like it was before, she said $. I know this is ACS BJ and fuck territory but she is actually a pretty MILF Kgirl that has a sense of humor and can actually engage you in meaningful conversation.

Sometimes the old ways are better. I got her on top for DATY with her stroking me off feeling better than most lame BJ's. Will I return or become a regular again? Probably not, but it nice to reminisce about the way things were before COVID.

Cosmos is surprisingly one of the few Korean MPs that won't do FS. Must be a Centreville thing because I have read reviews elsewhere on the other Korean MPs down the road off of Rt 29 in Centreville and it's the same thing as Cosmos: no FS, no BJ. At Cosmos, both Jenny and June wear masks though which is a bummer. I have only had Jenny one time to try her out after seeing her wearing some little bitty daisy duke shorts. I prefer June just based on looks. June isn't there on Saturdays. They are closed on Sundays.

**DoctorDoctor** · 03-08-23 18:48

Recently an ad caught my eye new Thai, aren't they always new? Off Gallows. So I ask if indeed the pics are accurate, yes, they say. I show up. Door opens, not even close to pics. I ask if the girl in the pics is there, out steps a second woman dressed in a black teedie. Not the girl in the pics. I smile say thanks and leave.

Stopped a VIP, the woman I saw previously isn't there. Back on the road.

Thinking. What's a new place that has been on my radar. Ah! Sun in Annandale! Stop in, very petite K-woman takes me to the room. Is Kim / Monica here? No, she replies, no one here by that name. I'm why not.

Opt for an hour, TS was good, short stop in sauna the on the table. Good massage, 3 out of 5 rating. Light touch to flip. Quick negotiation, nice ending.

I'll add to my rotation. The spa was very clean, masks worn. Wish I'd gotten her name.

**DigDeeper** · 03-08-23 17:17

Has anyone tried the new AMP in Lorton off of US1? I started to venture there but I'm not sure what's up. They have alot of, what looks like, fake reviews on google.

**ChadZ77** · 03-08-23 16:07

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

I tend to oscillate between comfort and adventure. For some mongers out there they get a rotation of a few ATFs and just bounce between them. For others, it's all about finding something new, never willing to quite stay in one particular place or with one particular person. A thirst for adventure. Years ago, I would have affiliated myself with latter but lately moved more over to the former.

But at least for me things started to stagnate and frankly, the board felt a little too quiet without my presence so needless to say I was getting a little too restless, so today I journeyed out to sea again in search of new treasure. But when I set sail on these rough tides I don't necessarily bring a map so finding treasure (aka looking for an UTR provider) I don't always strike gold but at the very least I get a story to tell, and maybe help a monger save a buck or two.

While browsing the waters of Google I came across a massage offered at the sola salons in Springfield. It lead me to a website called Pink Therapy Lounge run by an African American provider named Crystal..

I have known her for a long time and she takes her job very seriously. I am not sure if she offers any extras. I know she's thought about it because we talked about it once. Anyway, you won't know know until you try. I'd be curious to hear if you have any luck.

**MentalMijit** · 03-08-23 14:28

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Before COVID was the DFK with providers. It's normally hard for me to get off with just a HJ, but honestly looking back, the scarcity of BJ / FS was pretty much offset by the enthusiasm and passion (manufactured or otherwise) that some of these ladies had while their hands were caressing your joystick which certainly made for the coined term happy ending.

I remember one chick at smooth water, I can't even remember her name now it's been so long. I want to say maybe Mia? Oh well, I guess water does forget the names of the drowned. But every session with her was hot. On the flip she would lift up her shirt and let you nurse on her nice plump Ds, I would pull down her panties and just start fingering away at that wet pussy while I made my way up to her lips. She would stick her tongue in my mouth swirl her tongue up all around and into my throat. That right there is what gets me off, and I'd argue on some days, that shits even better than FS.

Back in the golden age of DC AMPs in the late 90's, I went to a place down by Ford's Theater. The masseuse went by Michelle. We hit it off and she gave me her number. The weekend rolled around and we met for lunch on Saturday and she didn't leave my place until late Sunday night. THAT was fun.

**MikeyShakes** · 03-08-23 10:44

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/b980...def9d6d9?ref=p

Anyone try them out? I'm pretty close by and have been considering it.

**TheDrowned** · 03-08-23 10:27

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Remember the old days before COVID when most AMPs only offered NOVA finish with roaming and BJ / FS was scarce? Well, today I visited Cosmos in Centreville and found some things never change. Was greeted at the door by June after standing outside the door in the cold for a minute; looking around to see if anyone was watching me. June confirmed Jenny was still there so this was step back in time.

Cosmos provides a real massage along with full nude roaming but NO BJ or FS. Their soft touch and edging are incredible. I requested 30 min because I was on a lunch break from work and found the house fees haven't changed; . 6 for HHR and. 8 HR. After a 10 minute real back massage the fingernail and soft touch started on my ass and balls before she reached down for a pillow. At the flip I was already hard so she asked what I wanted. Full nude with DATY was requested and, just like it was before, she said $. I know this is ACS BJ and fuck territory but she is actually a pretty MILF Kgirl that has a sense of humor and can actually engage you in meaningful conversation.

Sometimes the old ways are better. I got her on top for DATY with her stroking me off feeling better than most lame BJ's. Will I return or become a regular again? Probably not, but it nice to reminisce about the way things were before COVID.

Before COVID was the DFK with providers. It's normally hard for me to get off with just a HJ, but honestly looking back, the scarcity of BJ / FS was pretty much offset by the enthusiasm and passion (manufactured or otherwise) that some of these ladies had while their hands were caressing your joystick which certainly made for the coined term happy ending.

I remember one chick at smooth water, I can't even remember her name now it's been so long. I want to say maybe Mia? Oh well, I guess water does forget the names of the drowned. But every session with her was hot. On the flip she would lift up her shirt and let you nurse on her nice plump Ds, I would pull down her panties and just start fingering away at that wet pussy while I made my way up to her lips. She would stick her tongue in my mouth swirl her tongue up all around and into my throat. That right there is what gets me off, and I'd argue on some days, that shits even better than FS.

Another similar experience was with Sonny back at the massage that used to be down by Burke at Rolling Rd. And yet another with a girl named Linda who had giganto teddies who worked at a place that is no longer even an AMP; spirit wellness. There’s this void of intimacy that I think COVID robbed us all of, and I find that to be the key to a perfect AMP visit.

Anyway I reminisce and I could babble on and write another novel on the good times pre-COVID but it sadly wont bring these girls or the times we shared together back haha

I welcome the new "liberation" of services here in NOVA but even now, most of these ladies still wear masks and I fear have no intention of removing them for a while, so I do hope we can settle back and lock lips again on the flip but I don't foresee that happening anytime soon.

**FourNick8** · 03-07-23 22:06

Remember the old days before COVID when most AMPs only offered NOVA finish with roaming and BJ / FS was scarce? Well, today I visited Cosmos in Centreville and found some things never change. Was greeted at the door by June after standing outside the door in the cold for a minute; looking around to see if anyone was watching me. June confirmed Jenny was still there so this was step back in time.

Cosmos provides a real massage along with full nude roaming but NO BJ or FS. Their soft touch and edging are incredible. I requested 30 min because I was on a lunch break from work and found the house fees haven't changed; . 6 for HHR and. 8 HR. After a 10 minute real back massage the fingernail and soft touch started on my ass and balls before she reached down for a pillow. At the flip I was already hard so she asked what I wanted. Full nude with DATY was requested and, just like it was before, she said $. I know this is ACS BJ and fuck territory but she is actually a pretty MILF Kgirl that has a sense of humor and can actually engage you in meaningful conversation.

Sometimes the old ways are better. I got her on top for DATY with her stroking me off feeling better than most lame BJ's. Will I return or become a regular again? Probably not, but it nice to reminisce about the way things were before COVID.

**Fatpig** · 03-07-23 15:43

Had some time and in the mood to relax. Went searching picked a few and got it down to Lisa or Katie in the Tysons area. Wanted to get an indie today. Messaged both. When I got the address realized I might of seen Katie before and the massage was lacking. So chose Lisa. Tysons area where several ladies work. I been to this same place before, different lady though. Someone else also works out of there. Arrive on time walk to the apt.

She answers in a nice nightie. Quick shower to freshen up. Massage is nice. It is just like going to a Camp spot. Not to much oil. Really works everything medium level. She does get in there at the thighs and ass. Decent tease but very short. Does a little lifting of the hips and she makes sure to get the right spots. On the flip said handjob take care of me. I was like this is 120 already but sure why not its good massage. Non rushed and to completion. No issue with wandering but she really shows her age. She is 50+. Just a bit OTC roaming.

Get dressed and hand over an extra 20. Total 140 for this. She was like 80 for the HJ. Do people actually pay this? 200 total for massage and nova. Nah. Not today. She was not pleased but that's it. NO way I'm paying more than that and the extra 20 is a gift. I can get the same at a Camp for 100-120.

So do all the indies expect a tip on the 120? Anyway.

Massage: 7 above average.

Looks: 4 50+ ok body.

Service: 6 non rushed but not great either.

Value: nope.

**NeoPS** · 03-07-23 15:42

Originally Posted by CroftonCyber [View Original Post]

What was the total damage for two pops (if I read that correctly)??

She initially asked for. 6 one pop unclothed, but agreed to. 8 for two, "if I don't take too long".

She also offered prostate massage for .4, was willing to drop it to .2, but I wasn't in the mood for it that time.