Streetwalker Reports

[DieselMike]

I hate to tell you this, but that is a tyranny. She / it jumped in my car last summer and ended up stealing my keys when I figured out what she was. Cost me about 400 for towing and such.

Unclear on what the "LEO check" was all about. Or is "it" a full-conversion tranny? That's some scary shit!

[TrollMongo]

I had an out of body experience on the north side at 34th and Lisbon. A petite BSW saw me floating in midair and decided to join me. She had lighter skin, tiny tits, and a long blonde wig. Her teeth were nice and she was friendly / attractive. Smelled like heavy cigarette smoke, probably 30 yo.

She levitated beside me and did a LEO check. I explained that was actually illegal. But anyway we agreed CBJ for. 2 then. 1 after. We drifted somewhere quiet and she seemed super paranoid about a car driving far off in the distance. I put my coat on then she asked if it was used and wanted me to put on her coat instead. She tried to mouth it on me, but I was like no and opened up another of my own.

I was worried about her teeth but she knew her trade well. Unrushed finish and fine with no hands. Got her name and number, Tatiana. I'd say 6/10 overall (point added for me getting out alive at night), and I will probably try FS with her based on the body.

I hate to tell you this, but that is a tyranny. She / it jumped in my car last summer and ended up stealing my keys when I figured out what she was. Cost me about 400 for towing and such.

[Unsettled]

I had an out of body experience on the north side at 34th and Lisbon. A petite BSW saw me floating in midair and decided to join me. She had lighter skin, tiny tits, and a long blonde wig. Her teeth were nice and she was friendly / attractive. Smelled like heavy cigarette smoke, probably 30 yo.

She levitated beside me and did a LEO check. I explained that was actually illegal. But anyway we agreed CBJ for. 2 then. 1 after. We drifted somewhere quiet and she seemed super paranoid about a car driving far off in the distance. I put my coat on then she asked if it was used and wanted me to put on her coat instead. She tried to mouth it on me, but I was like no and opened up another of my own.

I was worried about her teeth but she knew her trade well. Unrushed finish and fine with no hands. Got her name and number, Tatiana. I'd say 6/10 overall (point added for me getting out alive at night), and I will probably try FS with her based on the body.

[MilStreetMeat]

Like others, at times my mind wanders into a daydream with Maria on 7 and Linc. 36 y / o. Very friendly. No complaining or constant upcharge. Dark brown hair. 5'5. Not bad looking for a SW. Big mole on her cheek. Body has a little past baby damage, but not all scabbed or scared up. Not yet. Smaller chest. I am horrible with guessing weight, maybe 140? Covered FS, BBBJ, multiple positions, cim. At least that's what I would imagine.

Stay safe fellas.

[MilStreetMeat]

Does anyone have any info on a SW, usually around 20 and nat in the midnight hours? White, longer brown hair? Looks very slender, 5'10 or so? Hard to tell at night from a car.

Any info appreciated.

Be safe fellas.

[SmokinAcee]

Except mostly the only info people post about SW is the service. I know there are many of us that are selective and would like better info to know if it's actually worth the risk and time to drive around. For me, I'm not about to drive amongst those crazy fucking drivers or LEO or some chic that looks ok with cloths on just to find out she's gross or extra crazy.

Things like:

Photos.

Height.

Weight.

Body condition.

Face condition.

Teeth.

Hygiene.

This might have been nice 5 or so years ago. But FYI the streets (and prostituting in general) have pretty much diminished to poverty levels. The only girls still trickin are either old timers say 40+ women because that's all they know or homeless women who burnt all their bridges with their folks.

Believe it or not there was a time when you could go out there and find whatever you liked for a dub. Now since Covid is over if things don't turn up this summer going into next year I would officially say the Ss loop is done. I've dated a few of "Kate Upton" out their. Young tall blonde pretty face with Tripple ds and a sweet personality. At this point I'm just glad I was apart of the scene at the time.

All you see now is drugged out ugly homeless women. I venture out their monthly since Covid and haven't seen a single girl to write home about. It's either a fat sloppy or a dangerous underweight women. Once in a while I might see something ok but 10 years ago it would have been considered bottom of the barrel untouchable status.

Hate to say it but it might be time to find a new hobby.

[MuffDiver17]

Didn't think to take a photo but this streetwalker looked exactly like Kate Upton so picture that. Her height was 5'11 and weighed (according to the scale I keep in my car) a slim 141 pounds. Her body had the smoothest softest skin with absolutely no scabs, needle or surgery scars, or baby or body marks. Her face was as beautiful as the sun itself, a piece of art work like a Rembrandt, or the Mona Lisa. Just perfect. A streetwalker angel. Her teeth were sparkling white and all were present with no black rot no dentures and in perfect line. She smelled of roses and of fresh mahogany. She was the most friendly, most honest gal I have ever met. She genuinely seemed like she was in love with me. Love at first sight I guess. I left money all over the car and my wallet in the open and not a dollar was taken. After conversing for hours with her after the deed I came to find out she was a Harvard graduate, a very motivated confident business women, a hell of a cook, and a Gemini. Gee Whiz!

VP you sir didn't scoop a SW you picked up a unicorn. We need to capture her and study her, so we can figure out how to replicate her on a grand scale LOL.

[Unsettled]

I spoke about my sole interaction with Liz in a report some time last summer or fall. I just scoured a bunch of my reports and couldn't find it, but I know it's there. I bought her some food and drink in a convenience store. I made the mistake afterward of not negotiating a date. I inquired about head, and she said, "30" in a manner that seemed negotiable. I chimed back that I usually pay way less, and went about my merry way. Which isn't really true. I usually pay 20 or 25, then 5 or 10 afterward, totaling 30. So, pleasant-mannered spirit that she is, I should have negotiated. Probably could easily have gotten her to agree to 20 up front, and 10 more if I shoot. Oh, well. I hope to run into her again in this lifetime. And yes, she was on 27th Street when I saw her, then 26th when I picked her up.

This was just a dream. I've never actually met any of these people or done any of these things. I just like writing about my fantasies and dreams.

I'm sure she would have agreed, her personality is really great.

Funny enough we were discussing the negotiation aspect to all this during my second daydream with her. I was explaining that I hate negotiations and just want a great experience. I'm fortunate enough to not have to care about the costs, and as long as their number is realistic I accept without countering. The last minute up charges and tip discussions are the quickest way to lose me. She said she could respect that and made the point that the girls have to advocate for themselves otherwise no one will. She really gained my respect, and is definitely one of my favorites right now.

I do like the idea of splitting up the costs, specifically to raise incentives. I think I tried that in dreams years ago and might give it a go on my next nap.

[Jc2490]

Didn't think to take a photo but this streetwalker looked exactly like Kate Upton so picture that. Her height was 5'11 and weighed (according to the scale I keep in my car) a slim 141 pounds. Her body had the smoothest softest skin with absolutely no scabs, needle or surgery scars, or baby or body marks. Her face was as beautiful as the sun itself, a piece of art work like a Rembrandt, or the Mona Lisa. Just perfect. A streetwalker angel. Her teeth were sparkling white and all were present with no black rot no dentures and in perfect line. She smelled of roses and of fresh mahogany. She was the most friendly, most honest gal I have ever met. She genuinely seemed like she was in love with me. Love at first sight I guess. I left money all over the car and my wallet in the open and not a dollar was taken. After conversing for hours with her after the deed I came to find out she was a Harvard graduate, a very motivated confident business women, a hell of a cook, and a Gemini. Gee Whiz!

What a perfect reply. You can be excused for not getting the other information. After all, you're on a dark street, alley or parking lot. You are on the lookout for cops, pimps and street hoods. You are on the lookout that the girl isn't trying to steal anything out of your car. All this while trying to enjoy a cheap BJ from a girl that can't wait to get to the candy store as soon as she gets your joint out of her mouth. Come on guys! Don't you think that a girl would post an ad for car dates if she really wanted any publicity?

[VikingPride]

Except mostly the only info people post about SW is the service. I know there are many of us that are selective and would like better info to know if it's actually worth the risk and time to drive around. For me, I'm not about to drive amongst those crazy fucking drivers or LEO or some chic that looks ok with cloths on just to find out she's gross or extra crazy.

Things like:

Photos.

Height.

Weight.

Body condition.

Face condition.

Teeth.

Hygiene.

Friendliness.

Ect.

Didn't think to take a photo but this streetwalker looked exactly like Kate Upton so picture that. Her height was 5'11 and weighed (according to the scale I keep in my car) a slim 141 pounds. Her body had the smoothest softest skin with absolutely no scabs, needle or surgery scars, or baby or body marks. Her face was as beautiful as the sun itself, a piece of art work like a Rembrandt, or the Mona Lisa. Just perfect. A streetwalker angel. Her teeth were sparkling white and all were present with no black rot no dentures and in perfect line. She smelled of roses and of fresh mahogany. She was the most friendly, most honest gal I have ever met. She genuinely seemed like she was in love with me. Love at first sight I guess. I left money all over the car and my wallet in the open and not a dollar was taken. After conversing for hours with her after the deed I came to find out she was a Harvard graduate, a very motivated confident business women, a hell of a cook, and a Gemini. Gee Whiz!

[HuntingStreets]

Except mostly the only info people post about SW is the service. I know there are many of us that are selective and would like better info to know if it's actually worth the risk and time to drive around. For me, I'm not about to drive amongst those crazy fucking drivers or LEO or some chic that looks ok with cloths on just to find out she's gross or extra crazy.

Things like:

Photos.

Height.

Weight.

Body condition.

Face condition.

I can answer most except photo without even leaving my house.

Height: Does it matter? They're all the same when they're bent over gobbling your cock.

Weight: either 50+ lbs overweight or Anorexia thin.

Body condition: poor.

Face condition: poor.

Teeth condition: poor.

Hygiene: poor.

Friendliness: some fake it well but it's all business.

Crazy level: on a scale of 1-10,12+. Some higher.

HS.

[Incredulous411]

It's refreshing to see a relative newbie that actually understands what this forum is about. The sharing and exchanging of information about our ladies who walk the street. Sadly there is only a handful of guys who understand this but a whole lot of individuals who won't post because some street walker told him no. It's a pathetic state of affairs. The guys on the escort forum seem to have their crap together. A lot of banter and sharing going on there. Let's make the Street Walker Forum Great Again. I certainly invite PMs if you think I'm all wrong. I love to converse with my fellow mongers.

Except mostly the only info people post about SW is the service. I know there are many of us that are selective and would like better info to know if it's actually worth the risk and time to drive around. For me, I'm not about to drive amongst those crazy fucking drivers or LEO or some chic that looks ok with cloths on just to find out she's gross or extra crazy.

Things like:

Photos.

Height.

Weight.

Body condition.

Face condition.

Teeth.

Hygiene.

Friendliness.

Ect.

[Body Shopper]

I've had two awesome daydreams with Liz off of national this last week. Not seeing that name come up on search here and I can only think it is her giving different names out. She's a tall and skinny WSW, brunette, loves her candy. Seen her in the upper digits of national as high as the gas station on 27th. Her head game is amazing I imagine, and it almost inspires me to write a BodyShopper style review LOL. Best I've dreamt of in mke, and she has a really great personality too.

First dream she was very enthusiastic and took directions well. She was happy and able to go balls deep without hands which I usually get told no or up charged for attempts,.3+.2. Second dream she remembered me and didn't need instructions. No rush and limited negotiations, .3+.6.

I spoke about my sole interaction with Liz in a report some time last summer or fall. I just scoured a bunch of my reports and couldn't find it, but I know it's there. I bought her some food and drink in a convenience store. I made the mistake afterward of not negotiating a date. I inquired about head, and she said, "30" in a manner that seemed negotiable. I chimed back that I usually pay way less, and went about my merry way. Which isn't really true. I usually pay 20 or 25, then 5 or 10 afterward, totaling 30. So, pleasant-mannered spirit that she is, I should have negotiated. Probably could easily have gotten her to agree to 20 up front, and 10 more if I shoot. Oh, well. I hope to run into her again in this lifetime. And yes, she was on 27th Street when I saw her, then 26th when I picked her up.

This was just a dream. I've never actually met any of these people or done any of these things. I just like writing about my fantasies and dreams.

[SoccerFan4245]

It's refreshing to see a relative newbie that actually understands what this forum is about. The sharing and exchanging of information about our ladies who walk the street. Sadly there is only a handful of guys who understand this but a whole lot of individuals who won't post because some street walker told him no. It's a pathetic state of affairs. The guys on the escort forum seem to have their crap together. A lot of banter and sharing going on there. Let's make the Street Walker Forum Great Again. I certainly invite PMs if you think I'm all wrong. I love to converse with my fellow mongers.

I've had two awesome daydreams with Liz off of national this last week. Not seeing that name come up on search here and I can only think it is her giving different names out. She's a tall and skinny WSW, brunette, loves her candy. Seen her in the upper digits of national as high as the gas station on 27th. Her head game is amazing I imagine, and it almost inspires me to write a BodyShopper style review LOL. Best I've dreamt of in mke, and she has a really great personality too.

First dream she was very enthusiastic and took directions well. She was happy and able to go balls deep without hands which I usually get told no or up charged for attempts,.3+.2. Second dream she remembered me and didn't need instructions. No rush and limited negotiations, .3+.6.

[Unsettled]

I've had two awesome daydreams with Liz off of national this last week. Not seeing that name come up on search here and I can only think it is her giving different names out. She's a tall and skinny WSW, brunette, loves her candy. Seen her in the upper digits of national as high as the gas station on 27th. Her head game is amazing I imagine, and it almost inspires me to write a BodyShopper style review LOL. Best I've dreamt of in mke, and she has a really great personality too.

First dream she was very enthusiastic and took directions well. She was happy and able to go balls deep without hands which I usually get told no or up charged for attempts,.3+.2. Second dream she remembered me and didn't need instructions. No rush and limited negotiations, .3+.6.