Massage Parlor Reports

**Tllwon** · 02-17-23 12:50

Any reports on this place? Thanks.

**PriscillaM** · 02-17-23 11:30

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

A pretty foolproof way, ironically, is to look on Yelp specifically for bad reviews.

If you see the following it's an AMP.

1. They tried to get us to tip in advance!

2. I made an appointment but when I showed up they were full.

3. It was an awful massage. How is this place in business?

Here is a shortcut.

Wharf.

Goldfinger.

8155.

Avoid any place on Lincoln boulevard that is touted here.

**Murrican** · 02-17-23 09:10

Originally Posted by PineappleFlow6 [View Original Post]

I'm visiting LA later this year for the first time. What's your thought on looking up massage parlors on gmaps and seeing if the shop has okay reviews and are open late. Bad approach?

A pretty foolproof way, ironically, is to look on Yelp specifically for bad reviews.

If you see the following it's an AMP.

1. They tried to get us to tip in advance!

2. I made an appointment but when I showed up they were full.

3. It was an awful massage. How is this place in business?

**IAmGib1** · 02-17-23 09:05

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

That's the place but the May I know is 5'2". There is a taller girl but no clue what her name is.

I must have gone on a bad day. No famed Masumi or May / Jenny. Instead, the lineup was Ava, and some other older thai girl, whose name I forgot. They are both beyond 40's and looked it. They were wearing that "clown makeup" that is popular with some Thai girls. There was also a Megumi that tried to convince me she was Masumi. I have seen actual pics of Masumi so she was unsuccessful. She was about 5'7' in height wearing sweatpants and looking sloppy, but her face was semi-OK, but her body didn't look that appealing in the sweatpants either. So, I declined and left disappointed.

**IAmGib1** · 02-17-23 08:51

Originally Posted by PineappleFlow6 [View Original Post]

I'm visiting LA later this year for the first time. What's your thought on looking up massage parlors on gmaps and seeing if the shop has okay reviews and are open late. Bad approach?

Try rubmaps for those more relevant to this website.

**SeaHawks22-Shill** · 02-17-23 08:05

Originally Posted by JulianSorel [View Original Post]

Checked out ABC massage and met a cutie named Mia. She is definitely under 30, probably around 25 ish cute Asian American chick. Service was great she allowed the entire enchilada. CBJ, cfs nice sexy body and smooth skin.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22854200.html

Stopped by based on your review. The grand opening sign looked over 30! They had no clue about anyone named Mia. After seeing who was available, bee lined it out of there.

**PineappleFlow6** · 02-16-23 22:38

I'm visiting LA later this year for the first time. What's your thought on looking up massage parlors on gmaps and seeing if the shop has okay reviews and are open late. Bad approach?

**Christophe1** · 02-16-23 22:19

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I always had a feeling that the drug of choice was K and not alcohol. I would advise you that lots of K is cut with fetty and you could end up dead, and shit.

In a different world, when things were not like they are now, there lived a young boy. He was misled by a beautiful Asian vixen. Once they went to a hacienda in Rosarito for a week of partying with the kids. In Mexico, you can buy viles at the vet, cook then up in the oven, and load your bullets for a week of shenanigous debauchery. Piles of powder of all types, molly, dancing, philosophy, and weird stuff. I snorted one too many on the golf course were I found a dandelion that I blew on to make a wish.

In the K-hole I discovered myself on a giant marshmellow that suddenly started expanding and inflating pushing me up into the sky, then past the clouds towards the moon, then past the solar planets and onward. It was kind of scary but being on a soft marshmellow made it less scary and more fun as the expansion time increased to incomprehensible speeds. Faster, farther fuck. I felt I died and arrived at a place were I knew everyone and they welcomed me in. Asked me what took me so long?

That is when I quit drugs for good since there is no easy path.

Originally Posted by Christophe1 [View Original Post]

I listened to you gents so as not to cause irrational spikes in the market.

Here is something for Priscilla. Looks like the lobotomy is back.

https://www.pharmather.com/ketamine....czs5twbfn1wm26

This was perfectly timed as $SPY was testing VWAP and failed. The previous three consecutive days were dip buys. Puts here made people riches.

**Danny2** · 02-16-23 20:10

Originally Posted by JulianSorel [View Original Post]

Checked out ABC massage and met a cutie named Mia. She is definitely under 30, probably around 25 ish cute Asian American chick. Service was great she allowed the entire enchilada. CBJ, cfs nice sexy body and smooth skin.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22854200.html

What was the damage?

**Murrican** · 02-16-23 17:56

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

IF one has a "regular" provider (to me, enough times a year where they actually remember you) I think a small gift at the Chinese New Year is appropriate. Target card for $20. Starbucks if that's too pricey. This whole enterprise is really just a business arrangement, and happy business relations go a long way to things running smoothly.

Yeah. Except bringing someone a gift card is a nice gesture. Bringing someone roses is a romantic gesture. They aren't the same.

**PriscillaM** · 02-16-23 17:21

Originally Posted by Christophe1 [View Original Post]

Despite feeling compelled to flower and candy a provider, I sent the goods to an older lady who got hospitalized with cancer and covid. I listened to you gents so as not to cause irrational spikes in the market.

Here is something for Priscilla. Looks like the lobotomy is back.

https://www.pharmather.com/ketamine....czs5twbfn1wm26

I always had a feeling that the drug of choice was K and not alcohol. I would advise you that lots of K is cut with fetty and you could end up dead, and shit.

**PriscillaM** · 02-16-23 17:19

I am going to share with you some facts:

First, gravity is not a force. Get a coke bottle. Poke holes in the sides. Cover the holes. Fill the bottle with water. Remove the cover over the holes and water will jut out the sides in the direction of the floor. Now, drop the bottle. The water stops coming out the sides.

Second, the Lakers are not fucken making the playoffs. Anthony Davis gets injured more than I get shitty hand jobs. Le baby is due for an injury. The rest of the guys from the why on the team are not fit to work in that thai place that chorum fucks at.

Finally, Bella at the wharf is a bona fide hot young Asian. She has to be under 36-40. She has an ass as tight as a Metallica snare drum. She has tits that must be real, and her nipples are just one nanometer less large than Dora's. The difference is not noticeable to anyone but me in my incredibly neurotic mind.

Bella is the girl with the orange hair. She has to be about five foot kelvin zero, she has 32 b's maybe even c's that you could eat truffles off of or rub your cock over every day of the week. She was wearing these lace black panties, loose jeans, a crop top with a very nice white sweater.

She wanted 100 to take off, and the negotiation took as long as the Poland split up under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.

She is ok with the cock. I did not hit the wall or nothing, but I was pretty tired from a double shift at Vons.

She wears a mask but man, with her pants off and her tits showing, she could be wearing a fucken KC chiefs helmet and my dick was still hard as a transmission rod.

I am such a pussy, I did not ask her if she would let me fuck her in the bathroom, but man is she really cute.

Left out the back and there is a very nice Mercedes, I assume the owner drives it back to the home base in the SGV.

**Christophe1** · 02-16-23 14:21

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

See a great thing about this board (besides Priscilla's prose) is the diversity of perspectives.

Despite feeling compelled to flower and candy a provider, I sent the goods to an older lady who got hospitalized with cancer and covid. I listened to you gents so as not to cause irrational spikes in the market.

Here is something for Priscilla. Looks like the lobotomy is back.

https://www.pharmather.com/ketamine....czs5twbfn1wm26

**JulianSorel** · 02-16-23 14:17

Checked out ABC massage and met a cutie named Mia. She is definitely under 30, probably around 25 ish cute Asian American chick. Service was great she allowed the entire enchilada. CBJ, cfs nice sexy body and smooth skin.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22854200.html

**DontTouchThat** · 02-16-23 13:29

Originally Posted by Magnetron44 [View Original Post]

Had 30 minutes free while waiting for my sedan to get washed nearby so I headed over to this establishment to spend time with Natalie. The description below is on the spot accurate. She's curvy but in a cute bubble way and her attitude is wonderful. She wants to make you feel good. Started with a massage but my wandering hands led to her wandering hands applying oil to my shaft and crack from behind as she made long slow sensual strokes. She said I could turn over whenever I was ready. I opted for a full session with a BBBJ intro. She's fun and totally into it other than no kissing. My only complaint is that she wears a lot of perfume and I didn't go home smelling like something more than the carwash's pine tree deodorizer. Fun time and had a spring in my step all the way back to the nearby carwash.

Going to third this, she's very customer service oriented and says yes to everything with a smile. For the posts always asking for a provider that gives a solid massage with a BBBJ finish, this is your girl.