Massage Parlor Reports

**PlayerN818** · 02-16-23 10:33

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

See a great thing about this board (besides Priscilla's prose) is the diversity of perspectives.

This is really interesting to me. I think I'm not as selfless as you are. I'd be too consumed with the perspective on the other side. It could not bring me joy to bring someone flowers if I thought that they'd receive them and possibly think "you know this isn't a romantic interaction right? You pay cash and I stroke your pole and you leave and then I call another guy honey 12 minutes later. " I would spend the day thinking that they'd be telling all their pole stroke friends about the poor schmo who brought them flowers. And this is why my heart is black and you have hope and see possibility.

IF one has a "regular" provider (to me, enough times a year where they actually remember you) I think a small gift at the Chinese New Year is appropriate. Target card for $20. Starbucks if that's too pricey. This whole enterprise is really just a business arrangement, and happy business relations go a long way to things running smoothly.

**PriscillaM** · 02-16-23 09:51

Originally Posted by Christophe1 [View Original Post]

Flowers to an AMP girl seems reasonable to me. Some men love to give flowers. I sure do, flowers give me joy, and to give the gift of joy can be one-sided or multiversal too. I got a yummy delicious chocolate today from a pretty box while having my shoes put on, like a fairytale fantasy, by the exit door. It brought me joy, and I thought who ever brought that box is a sweetie. I hope their spirit is free.

Asking to work for a discount is the jedi pathway? Scrub the floors and prove you earned a nut. Of course, that is silly but it is actually a long traditional pathway.

Death is a birthright. That was nice of the lady to remember him.

Symphony you can't make this up.

I disagree with the inebriation and the incantation.

First off, Vanessa is a per se fucken beldam. She has perfected the mamasan Chinese caterwaul to perfection. There are two things I do not miss about goldfinger. First, the constant plea from mongers to be allowed to use the garderobe. There is almost nothing worse (well, finding out you are with a Thai lady boy or mary) than having Angela romantically poking at your asshole and then hearing a monger saying "can I take the mother of all shits first?

The second thing I do not miss is Vanessa shrieking about the absurdity of trading for D'Angelo as a salary dump, the furnishing of hawk anti aircraft batteries to Ukraine, and the sheer incompetence of the latest slate of judicial nominees. She is just completely a nuisance. I almost said in Chinese google translate that if I am to cum within the time allotted, the contest botheration of Vanessa has to stop.

Having said that, assuming flowers are to be brought to a bordello, bringing them to vanessa. She and the designated hitter is everything wrong with the world.

Second, as for my or any other monger asking to moonlight at the finger by cleaning the head in exchange for handjobs, well, you do not know the finger. The westside is littered with two things. Homeless people in shit ass tents and "hot young Asians" who are actually in their 40's. The nonsense on that other thread is baffling. The finger, however, has standards. There is always at least one Angela, Penny, Kiki, Bella (mercenary but hot) and that other girl who farted on me on staff. This by itself sets it apart from all other westside Asian MPs. Unless you are blind and cannot smell, Mary is not a substitute for a hot young Asian.

Finally, dying of covid is pretty sad. He should have worn a mask like Angela used to.

**Murrican** · 02-16-23 09:43

Originally Posted by Christophe1 [View Original Post]

Flowers to an AMP girl seems reasonable to me. Some men love to give flowers. I sure do, flowers give me joy, and to give the gift of joy can be one-sided or multiversal too. I got a yummy delicious chocolate today from a pretty box while having my shoes put on, like a fairytale fantasy, by the exit door. It brought me joy, and I thought who ever brought that box is a sweetie. I hope their spirit is free.

Asking to work for a discount is the jedi pathway? Scrub the floors and prove you earned a nut. Of course, that is silly but it is actually a long traditional pathway.
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See a great thing about this board (besides Priscilla's prose) is the diversity of perspectives.

This is really interesting to me. I think I'm not as selfless as you are. I'd be too consumed with the perspective on the other side. It could not bring me joy to bring someone flowers if I thought that they'd receive them and possibly think "you know this isn't a romantic interaction right? You pay cash and I stroke your pole and you leave and then I call another guy honey 12 minutes later. " I would spend the day thinking that they'd be telling all their pole stroke friends about the poor schmo who brought them flowers. And this is why my heart is black and you have hope and see possibility.

**Magnetron44** · 02-16-23 04:17

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

That's the place but the May I know is 5'2". There is a taller girl but no clue what her name is.

Jenny is the tall girl. I mistakenly said she her name was May in my first report.

**Bastard Chorum** · 02-16-23 01:10

Originally Posted by IAmGib1 [View Original Post]

Are you talking about the AMP at Lincoln Blvd and Garfield in Venice? Where May the 5'10" thai girl was supposedly working.

That's the place but the May I know is 5'2". There is a taller girl but no clue what her name is.

**Christophe1** · 02-16-23 00:32

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

This is really sad.

What must your circumstances be to bring flowers to an AMP girl? To ask to work an AMP job for the service itself?

This is not something to mock (not that you are). It's legitimately sad.

Flowers to an AMP girl seems reasonable to me. Some men love to give flowers. I sure do, flowers give me joy, and to give the gift of joy can be one-sided or multiversal too. I got a yummy delicious chocolate today from a pretty box while having my shoes put on, like a fairytale fantasy, by the exit door. It brought me joy, and I thought who ever brought that box is a sweetie. I hope their spirit is free.

Asking to work for a discount is the jedi pathway? Scrub the floors and prove you earned a nut. Of course, that is silly but it is actually a long traditional pathway.

Death is a birthright. That was nice of the lady to remember him.

Symphony you can't make this up.

**Murrican** · 02-16-23 00:15

This is really sad.

What must your circumstances be to bring flowers to an AMP girl? To ask to work an AMP job for the service itself?

This is not something to mock (not that you are). It's legitimately sad.

Originally Posted by JohnWu0079 [View Original Post]

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

**PriscillaM** · 02-15-23 20:25

Originally Posted by JohnWu0079 [View Original Post]

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

Vanessa would complain if peace broke out in the Ukraine. She is the quintessential manifestation of profound immorality and wickedness. She banned me because I made fun of the fact that some old fucko brought sushi and ate with her by that industrial size washing machine that they use to clean all the towels that the owner stole from the Sheraton. I also castigated all the mongers that were getting head from her and touting it.

As for the fucko offering to work there. That probably was me at one time. I would have wiped the cum off the walls to get another look at Kiki's pussy and that Bush of the girl that cut that massive fart. Penny's body too. And of course Angela's small hands over my pole.

Lot of people die from covid. It is a total bio weapon. There has been no virus that cleaves to Furin like that, ever. It is sad that it took a willing customer of hand jobs down.

**PriscillaM** · 02-15-23 20:14

Originally Posted by JayJayTer [View Original Post]

Hello Gents.

Anyone have any info on this one?

https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/e23...8-7d9a76747dc6

TIA.

She is this kind of porky Asian girl, probably Eurasian like Mongolia, I think she speaks Russian. She is just kind of fat and not terribly attractive. Having said that, she knows how to handle a cock very well. She did not complain of my herculean feet of going for over 25 minutes hard as a steel girder, and in a nice touch after you nut she kisses you on the forehead. If you are forgiving about looks and want to be treated like a monger of importance and respect, then she is clinically acceptable.

**IAmGib1** · 02-15-23 18:56

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

Had some time after meeting with friends in WLA so headed to Thai MP in Venice again. The same one with May that I reviewed a few pages back. This time, I went back for a tried and true favorite of mines at this nondescript establishment.

Natalie is very cute with a bit of baby fat on her, 5'4", she's mid-20's, natural B's with fairly large nipples, PHAT ass, and sports a landing strip (most of the time). Skin tone between fair and tanned. No tattoos but a couple of henna ones around her wrists. Pretty good English that has a very slight British / Australian accent to it when she pronounces certain words. I find it quite adorable really. She's Thai but latina thicc and is right up my alley of what I like. Curvy all around but carries it well. Has a couple of keloid scars on left shoulder. She's likes to smile a lot, cheery, and good with conversation.

She's a CMT so her massage is pretty legit, one I'd actually pay for alone. Her hands are quite strong and can adjust pressure according to what you are looking for. She likes to experiment sometimes as she wants to improve and see what people like so the massage can vary from time to time. But mainly it involves her using her thumbs to rub out tension and knots in short and swift arches along different parts of your body. She will also step on your back too if you want or do body weight massages with her hands and knees. Most AMP girls' massage are crude and unrefined compared to Natalie's.

On the flip, Natalie knows what I like so she starts going to task. She's pretty good with dirty talk and hyping you up given her relatively proficiency in English. Natalie's quite responsive to DATY. She has pretty good skills in BBBJ and all positions, especially K9, were satisfying. She engaged and audio feedback was tuned to arouse you and get you to completion. Unfortunately, I don't remember what her HE skills were like, it's been too long that I can't remember. She's open to a lot of things. Be respectful and cordials and she'll quote you a price. BBFSCIP is in the realm of possibility.

While Natalie isn't perfect (a little weight loss wouldn't hurt or having bigger tits), she comes closest to the complete package I've seen in my limited experience with AMP girls. She's giggly with a cheerful personality, provides an excellent massage, and will work to get you off to the best of her ability.

$60 to the house for the hour and tip varies depending on what extras are available to you to choose from.

Are you talking about the AMP at Lincoln Blvd and Garfield in Venice? Where May the 5'10" thai girl was supposedly working.

**JohnWu0079** · 02-15-23 18:35

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

**Lostcausexxx** · 02-15-23 17:35

Originally Posted by Magnetron44 [View Original Post]

Had 30 minutes free while waiting for my sedan to get washed nearby so I headed over to this establishment to spend time with Natalie. The description below is on the spot accurate. She's curvy but in a cute bubble way and her attitude is wonderful. She wants to make you feel good. Started with a massage but my wandering hands led to her wandering hands applying oil to my shaft and crack from behind as she made long slow sensual strokes. She said I could turn over whenever I was ready. I opted for a full session with a BBBJ intro. She's fun and totally into it other than no kissing. My only complaint is that she wears a lot of perfume and I didn't go home smelling like something more than the carwash's pine tree deodorizer. Fun time and had a spring in my step all the way back to the nearby carwash.

What's the damage for full session? Cracked me up at the perfume part.

**Magnetron44** · 02-15-23 16:28

Had 30 minutes free while waiting for my sedan to get washed nearby so I headed over to this establishment to spend time with Natalie. The description below is on the spot accurate. She's curvy but in a cute bubble way and her attitude is wonderful. She wants to make you feel good. Started with a massage but my wandering hands led to her wandering hands applying oil to my shaft and crack from behind as she made long slow sensual strokes. She said I could turn over whenever I was ready. I opted for a full session with a BBBJ intro. She's fun and totally into it other than no kissing. My only complaint is that she wears a lot of perfume and I didn't go home smelling like something more than the carwash's pine tree deodorizer. Fun time and had a spring in my step all the way back to the nearby carwash.

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

Had some time after meeting with friends in WLA so headed to Thai MP in Venice again. The same one with May that I reviewed a few pages back. This time, I went back for a tried and true favorite of mines at this nondescript establishment.

Natalie is very cute with a bit of baby fat on her, 5'4", she's mid-20's, natural B's with fairly large nipples, PHAT ass, and sports a landing strip (most of the time). Skin tone between fair and tanned. No tattoos but a couple of henna ones around her wrists. Pretty good English that has a very slight British / Australian accent to it when she pronounces certain words. I find it quite adorable really. She's Thai but latina thicc and is right up my alley of what I like. Curvy all around but carries it well. Has a couple of keloid scars on left shoulder. She's likes to smile a lot, cheery, and good with conversation.

She's a CMT so her massage is pretty legit, one I'd actually pay for alone. Her hands are quite strong and can adjust pressure according to what you are looking for. She likes to experiment sometimes as she wants to improve and see what people like so the massage can vary from time to time. But mainly it involves her using her thumbs to rub out tension and knots in short and swift arches along different parts of your body. She will also step on your back too if you want or do body weight massages with her hands and knees. Most AMP girls' massage are crude and unrefined compared to Natalie's.

**HiKeke** · 02-15-23 15:35

Anyone know where Yumi went? She used to work at the Paradise Spa in Ktown. Damn was looking forward to fucking her post-covid but she gone now and bitchy mms won't tell me where she at.