Massage Parlor Reports

[Danny2]

Checked out ABC massage and met a cutie named Mia. She is definitely under 30, probably around 25 ish cute Asian American chick. Service was great she allowed the entire enchilada. CBJ, cfs nice sexy body and smooth skin.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22854200.html

What was the damage?

[Murrican]

IF one has a "regular" provider (to me, enough times a year where they actually remember you) I think a small gift at the Chinese New Year is appropriate. Target card for $20. Starbucks if that's too pricey. This whole enterprise is really just a business arrangement, and happy business relations go a long way to things running smoothly.

Yeah. Except bringing someone a gift card is a nice gesture. Bringing someone roses is a romantic gesture. They aren't the same.

[PriscillaM]

Despite feeling compelled to flower and candy a provider, I sent the goods to an older lady who got hospitalized with cancer and covid. I listened to you gents so as not to cause irrational spikes in the market.

Here is something for Priscilla. Looks like the lobotomy is back.

https://www.pharmather.com/ketamine....czs5twbfn1wm26

I always had a feeling that the drug of choice was K and not alcohol. I would advise you that lots of K is cut with fetty and you could end up dead, and shit.

[PriscillaM]

I am going to share with you some facts:

First, gravity is not a force. Get a coke bottle. Poke holes in the sides. Cover the holes. Fill the bottle with water. Remove the cover over the holes and water will jut out the sides in the direction of the floor. Now, drop the bottle. The water stops coming out the sides.

Second, the Lakers are not fucken making the playoffs. Anthony Davis gets injured more than I get shitty hand jobs. Le baby is due for an injury. The rest of the guys from the why on the team are not fit to work in that thai place that chorum fucks at.

Finally, Bella at the wharf is a bona fide hot young Asian. She has to be under 36-40. She has an ass as tight as a Metallica snare drum. She has tits that must be real, and her nipples are just one nanometer less large than Dora's. The difference is not noticeable to anyone but me in my incredibly neurotic mind.

Bella is the girl with the orange hair. She has to be about five foot kelvin zero, she has 32 b's maybe even c's that you could eat truffles off of or rub your cock over every day of the week. She was wearing these lace black panties, loose jeans, a crop top with a very nice white sweater.

She wanted 100 to take off, and the negotiation took as long as the Poland split up under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.

She is ok with the cock. I did not hit the wall or nothing, but I was pretty tired from a double shift at Vons.

She wears a mask but man, with her pants off and her tits showing, she could be wearing a fucken KC chiefs helmet and my dick was still hard as a transmission rod.

I am such a pussy, I did not ask her if she would let me fuck her in the bathroom, but man is she really cute.

Left out the back and there is a very nice Mercedes, I assume the owner drives it back to the home base in the SGV.

[Christophe1]

See a great thing about this board (besides Priscilla's prose) is the diversity of perspectives.

Despite feeling compelled to flower and candy a provider, I sent the goods to an older lady who got hospitalized with cancer and covid. I listened to you gents so as not to cause irrational spikes in the market.

Here is something for Priscilla. Looks like the lobotomy is back.

https://www.pharmather.com/ketamine....czs5twbfn1wm26

[JulianSorel]

Checked out ABC massage and met a cutie named Mia. She is definitely under 30, probably around 25 ish cute Asian American chick. Service was great she allowed the entire enchilada. CBJ, cfs nice sexy body and smooth skin.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22854200.html

[DontTouchThat]

Had 30 minutes free while waiting for my sedan to get washed nearby so I headed over to this establishment to spend time with Natalie. The description below is on the spot accurate. She's curvy but in a cute bubble way and her attitude is wonderful. She wants to make you feel good. Started with a massage but my wandering hands led to her wandering hands applying oil to my shaft and crack from behind as she made long slow sensual strokes. She said I could turn over whenever I was ready. I opted for a full session with a BBBJ intro. She's fun and totally into it other than no kissing. My only complaint is that she wears a lot of perfume and I didn't go home smelling like something more than the carwash's pine tree deodorizer. Fun time and had a spring in my step all the way back to the nearby carwash.

Going to third this, she's very customer service oriented and says yes to everything with a smile. For the posts always asking for a provider that gives a solid massage with a BBBJ finish, this is your girl.

[PlayerN818]

See a great thing about this board (besides Priscilla's prose) is the diversity of perspectives.

This is really interesting to me. I think I'm not as selfless as you are. I'd be too consumed with the perspective on the other side. It could not bring me joy to bring someone flowers if I thought that they'd receive them and possibly think "you know this isn't a romantic interaction right? You pay cash and I stroke your pole and you leave and then I call another guy honey 12 minutes later. " I would spend the day thinking that they'd be telling all their pole stroke friends about the poor schmo who brought them flowers. And this is why my heart is black and you have hope and see possibility.

IF one has a "regular" provider (to me, enough times a year where they actually remember you) I think a small gift at the Chinese New Year is appropriate. Target card for $20. Starbucks if that's too pricey. This whole enterprise is really just a business arrangement, and happy business relations go a long way to things running smoothly.

[PriscillaM]

Flowers to an AMP girl seems reasonable to me. Some men love to give flowers. I sure do, flowers give me joy, and to give the gift of joy can be one-sided or multiversal too. I got a yummy delicious chocolate today from a pretty box while having my shoes put on, like a fairytale fantasy, by the exit door. It brought me joy, and I thought who ever brought that box is a sweetie. I hope their spirit is free.

Asking to work for a discount is the jedi pathway? Scrub the floors and prove you earned a nut. Of course, that is silly but it is actually a long traditional pathway.

Death is a birthright. That was nice of the lady to remember him.

Symphony you can't make this up.

I disagree with the inebriation and the incantation.

First off, Vanessa is a per se fucken beldam. She has perfected the mamasan Chinese caterwaul to perfection. There are two things I do not miss about goldfinger. First, the constant plea from mongers to be allowed to use the garderobe. There is almost nothing worse (well, finding out you are with a Thai lady boy or mary) than having Angela romantically poking at your asshole and then hearing a monger saying "can I take the mother of all shits first?

The second thing I do not miss is Vanessa shrieking about the absurdity of trading for D'Angelo as a salary dump, the furnishing of hawk anti aircraft batteries to Ukraine, and the sheer incompetence of the latest slate of judicial nominees. She is just completely a nuisance. I almost said in Chinese google translate that if I am to cum within the time allotted, the contest botheration of Vanessa has to stop.

Having said that, assuming flowers are to be brought to a bordello, bringing them to vanessa. She and the designated hitter is everything wrong with the world.

Second, as for my or any other monger asking to moonlight at the finger by cleaning the head in exchange for handjobs, well, you do not know the finger. The westside is littered with two things. Homeless people in shit ass tents and "hot young Asians" who are actually in their 40's. The nonsense on that other thread is baffling. The finger, however, has standards. There is always at least one Angela, Penny, Kiki, Bella (mercenary but hot) and that other girl who farted on me on staff. This by itself sets it apart from all other westside Asian MPs. Unless you are blind and cannot smell, Mary is not a substitute for a hot young Asian.

Finally, dying of covid is pretty sad. He should have worn a mask like Angela used to.

[Murrican]

Flowers to an AMP girl seems reasonable to me. Some men love to give flowers. I sure do, flowers give me joy, and to give the gift of joy can be one-sided or multiversal too. I got a yummy delicious chocolate today from a pretty box while having my shoes put on, like a fairytale fantasy, by the exit door. It brought me joy, and I thought who ever brought that box is a sweetie. I hope their spirit is free.

Asking to work for a discount is the jedi pathway? Scrub the floors and prove you earned a nut. Of course, that is silly but it is actually a long traditional pathway.
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See a great thing about this board (besides Priscilla's prose) is the diversity of perspectives.

This is really interesting to me. I think I'm not as selfless as you are. I'd be too consumed with the perspective on the other side. It could not bring me joy to bring someone flowers if I thought that they'd receive them and possibly think "you know this isn't a romantic interaction right? You pay cash and I stroke your pole and you leave and then I call another guy honey 12 minutes later. " I would spend the day thinking that they'd be telling all their pole stroke friends about the poor schmo who brought them flowers. And this is why my heart is black and you have hope and see possibility.

[Magnetron44]

That's the place but the May I know is 5'2". There is a taller girl but no clue what her name is.

Jenny is the tall girl. I mistakenly said she her name was May in my first report.

[Bastard Chorum]

Are you talking about the AMP at Lincoln Blvd and Garfield in Venice? Where May the 5'10" thai girl was supposedly working.

That's the place but the May I know is 5'2". There is a taller girl but no clue what her name is.

[Christophe1]

This is really sad.

What must your circumstances be to bring flowers to an AMP girl? To ask to work an AMP job for the service itself?

This is not something to mock (not that you are). It's legitimately sad.

Flowers to an AMP girl seems reasonable to me. Some men love to give flowers. I sure do, flowers give me joy, and to give the gift of joy can be one-sided or multiversal too. I got a yummy delicious chocolate today from a pretty box while having my shoes put on, like a fairytale fantasy, by the exit door. It brought me joy, and I thought who ever brought that box is a sweetie. I hope their spirit is free.

Asking to work for a discount is the jedi pathway? Scrub the floors and prove you earned a nut. Of course, that is silly but it is actually a long traditional pathway.

Death is a birthright. That was nice of the lady to remember him.

Symphony you can't make this up.

[Murrican]

This is really sad.

What must your circumstances be to bring flowers to an AMP girl? To ask to work an AMP job for the service itself?

This is not something to mock (not that you are). It's legitimately sad.

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

[PriscillaM]

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

Vanessa would complain if peace broke out in the Ukraine. She is the quintessential manifestation of profound immorality and wickedness. She banned me because I made fun of the fact that some old fucko brought sushi and ate with her by that industrial size washing machine that they use to clean all the towels that the owner stole from the Sheraton. I also castigated all the mongers that were getting head from her and touting it.

As for the fucko offering to work there. That probably was me at one time. I would have wiped the cum off the walls to get another look at Kiki's pussy and that Bush of the girl that cut that massive fart. Penny's body too. And of course Angela's small hands over my pole.

Lot of people die from covid. It is a total bio weapon. There has been no virus that cleaves to Furin like that, ever. It is sad that it took a willing customer of hand jobs down.