Massage Parlor Reports

[BoulderBoy]

So she pulls off the towel, and I am not going into the whole physics of my hard cock in her hand, but it went to 100 for her to take off her top and pants to her panties, and I had to pay now.

She sounds hot. So I understand, you paid $160? Was there perhaps a little more action than the HJ that I'm reading into? Playing with boobs? Kitty? BTW, I looked the place up and recognized your poetic and humorous style of writing elsewhere. Had to be you. ;p.

[Rudy Rude]

You guys have a preference between Thai or Chinese?

I prefer Thai as they put in some effort into the massage and generally appear to have some customer appreciation. The Chinese spots don't put any effort into the massage and are always haggling about the tip no matter what. Also a lot of grannies at the Chinese.

[PriscillaM]

I cannot believe I am doing this. Giving you all these leads are wasted, but I was talking to Mitch and Murray.

The parlor is wharf. If you cannot figure out where that is, the hint is there is something called the westside. All the woman on the westside have long legs and brains. Unlike Downey, humans have evolved here such that the woman are on a strict spinach and ice chips diet, take Adderall and purge to keep their figure.

The owner of wharf created Goldfinger which, before he sold the joint, gave some of the greatest handGjobs since the Leslie at the pearl trick pad. There was ball teasing, ass fingering, no rushing, checking for oil, tit sucking, you name the depraved sexual activity other than full service, head, or playing horseshoes on your cock with onion rings, it was there.

So, you know the prospects for wharf are promising. This is not CEO or oriental or sun or other nonsense places on Pico. This has standards and there is no fat Thai woman who has her feet available for sucking.

Monday and Tuesday are weak as water here, but Wednesday is as delightful as watching Le Bron read Kierkegaard and tweet about existentialism. Wharf is clean, has a back entrance so you can do the post nut walk in private and, from what I can tell for you fucken deviants, the toilet is a thing of beauty much like the shower at the Gangnam girls incall (very good water pressure, but shitty talent).

I walk in and Kiki the hag mamasan is running the place as efficiently as my fish counter at Vons. I did not have to wait for her to bark at me for the 40 bucks. I told her that I would rather have my dick bitten off by a school of Pomeranians than have her massage me.

So she tells me Dora is available and she shrieks for Dora like she is complaining about as loud as the sound a hot young Asian makes when a monger on Sawtelle makes her cum.

So in walks Dora from the back. Boys, I have to tell you, if Dora was working on Sawtelle, the corner of sawtelle and national would have more activity than the USS enterprise during the filming of top gun.

If Dora is over 35 I will eat my Vons overalls. She has actually cool tats and has a body. She has to be more than 5 foot 4, she wore a mask during session but her face is so nice I would gladly let her rim me.

I get in the room and I am face down. Dora does a terrible massage for almost 14 minutes. Unfortunately there is no teasing and the conversation relating to the historiography of world war 2 nonfiction relating to the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was just not what I expected.

She then went for a hot towel and commanded me to turn over. Note that she did leave the room when the phone rang, as I assume she is answering calls for prop bets on how fast Lebron will give a dumb speech after he breaks the NBA scoring record.

She has me flip over and gives me a quiz that included a pass fail based on getting 40 out of 50 state capitals and asking me who I have seen before. I mentioned Susan, Tiffany and Cindy, and she said "oh, you regular customer and have 10 inch shlong".

So she pulls off the towel, and I am not going into the whole physics of my hard cock in her hand, but it went to 100 for her to take off her top and pants to her panties, and I had to pay now.

So I did and let me tell you boys, her ass is so pert that you could easily eat a papa john's pizza off of it without a mushroom falling off (I know, what the fuck does that mean). Her tits have these nipples that are so pointy and big that they made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! I mean her nipples have outrun Imperial star ships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now.

Those things are as tasty as a Mike and Ikes in the Sahara.

Alas, although Dora's body is scrumptious, her penis work is not stellar. She is a work in progress as to jerking off, but man is she fun to be in the same room as.

She let me go over time and did that stupid thing were she covers the geyser with her free hand. That is Newtonian level backwardness. Ejaculation is not a force it is a relativistic emergent force based on the acceleration of the universe and the bending of space time.

I did not get her schedule.

I left out the back and.

[IAmGib1]

Looking for a good parlor. I was looking at this one https://elpinky.com/united-states/ca...iss-85784.html.

If anyone has experience with this place please let me know. Any recommendations would be appreciated. My first LA parlor. Cheers.

Google is your friend. Compose a search query and away you go. www.Rubmaps.ch might help you too.

[IAmGib1]

She is a hot young Asian, but the pics are not accurate. She is even more beautiful in person.

LOL. Her pics are real and I am not sure 47 yrs. Old qualified as a HYA but she does have a decent body and gives a fair massage when I saw her a few years ago when she was offering extras at her place in Hollywood.

I am wondering what her current menu is? Since her ads do not mention anything but massage.

[BigCountry818]

Anyone try this Massage pro this year? https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/.

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.

She used to work out of her apartment in Hollywood. No massage table back then. Her kids were in the next room too. Great body. She has history in the SFV.

[BenHenderson]

Looking for a good parlor. I was looking at this one https://elpinky.com/united-states/ca...iss-85784.html.

If anyone has experience with this place please let me know. Any recommendations would be appreciated. My first LA parlor. Cheers.

[Socalox]

Did you have any luck, please DM me what you found out, I'm in Ktown once a week or so and I've never found a good place.

No luck no one wants to share the locations.

[ShunkLeesh]

Anyone try this Massage pro this year? https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/.

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.

First time I saw her it was anything goes FS and she was pretty good. Then I saw her ad says only massage so I never went back. She was damn good though.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone try this Massage pro this year? https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/.

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.

She is a hot young Asian, but the pics are not accurate. She is even more beautiful in person.

[IAmGib1]

Anyone try this Massage pro this year? https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/.

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.

[PriscillaM]

Monday and Tuesday are a bust here'.

Susan. Even some monger on maps said she is over 40. That usually gets you banned on that site. She is close to 50. Looks like a sleestack.

Cindy. I was spying on the place from across the street and saw her walk out of a door and talk to a monger. The monger, a fucken zoomer in shorts walked out with a wet spot. Who the fuck goes to an MP in shorts? I have seen Cindy before, and her tits are dead common, and she is just a rush job.

Kiki. Older 36-40 (minus 10) gal who had a reservation and was not available. Unreal.

She encouraged me to come back Wednesday.

[AsianPussy]

Anyone know any parlors or spas that are FS? In Ktown? Prefer Korean girls maybe Thai. You could dm me location. Young or hot milfs. I will be there tomorrow wanted to make a stop. Not trying to use the agencies. Anything helps thanks.

Did you have any luck, please DM me what you found out, I'm in Ktown once a week or so and I've never found a good place.

[ArchOwl]

I just started new job in Whittier and would appreciate some pointers. Rm shows some on Washington and Whittier blvds near my work. Any suggestions of specific girls or locations would be great. So also current rates. I have seen rates in IE go to 1. 2 plus entry. Is that enough in this area?

There's a bunch of places on whittier between the toyota dealership and beach. It's been a while since I've been that direction, but in my experience it was just older asian run joints that did. 4 door and 1. 2 for FS. There was one that had younger Chinese girls that rotated all the time but they closed a few months back.

[HiKeke]

Paradise Spa is one of my go-to's when I have an itch that only hot oil on my balls can scratch, and I've been going there for a couple of years. Typical HE place, nothing special really.

Do you know where Yumi went? I used to frequent here and always saw Yumi. She'd let me always daty / fiv here for he finish. Sad lost contact with her after pandemic.