Massage Parlor Reports

[Jayp80]

Melissa was fun, settled for two shot one L2 and one L1. Extra Benjamin after hr door. Suzie was same but a lot less fun. Can't comment on Claudia but I believe she was self reviewing here. They can ask for lot of $ but don't budge from the lines they aren't worth it.

I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?

[ThrilHouse]

Melissa was fun, settled for two shot one L2 and one L1. Extra Benjamin after hr door. Suzie was same but a lot less fun. Can't comment on Claudia but I believe she was self reviewing here. They can ask for lot of $ but don't budge from the lines they aren't worth it.

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

[FuckIt216]

I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.

How was Emma. I love the line up at BHC just hate waiting on the corner while everyone stares at me to get in LOL.

[MWiggly2]

Generally speaking, FS starts at $200. Most girls only offer CFS. If you're offered anal, add another $40-50.

Are you getting 2 pops with that?

[Fit312]

Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.

Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.

[GeneralObvious]

Been out of the game for a long time. And out of Chicago even longer. Are things really that bad now?

I remember that with a door fee of. 4/ . 6 for a hhr I was able to get CFS with a 1. 2/ 1. 4 tip (for a tot of 1. 6-1. 8). Now it seems like people are tipping 2. ONTOP of the door fee for grandmas, or am I mistaken?

Seems wild, the apartment girls are still the same price I remember. I remember the choices being "roll for a rotation of apartment girls for a sure CFS with zero rub and a younger-yet-rando gal you will never see again or take your chances with a mature / grandma who may have a good rub to go along with the CFS" for about the same price.

Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.

Prices have gone up significantly. Every nice looking provider asks for $160-200, and they should. Grannies, from what I hear, are only asking for $140-160. My 2 BBFS providers get $200. They started offering bare, after I became a regular.

[TronCat]

Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately, its too late to fix that.

Been out of the game for a long time. And out of Chicago even longer. Are things really that bad now?

I remember that with a door fee of. 4/ . 6 for a hhr I was able to get CFS with a 1. 2/ 1. 4 tip (for a tot of 1. 6-1. 8). Now it seems like people are tipping 2. ONTOP of the door fee for grandmas, or am I mistaken?

Seems wild, the apartment girls are still the same price I remember. I remember the choices being "roll for a rotation of apartment girls for a sure CFS with zero rub and a younger-yet-rando gal you will never see again or take your chances with a mature / grandma who may have a good rub to go along with the CFS" for about the same price.

Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.

[Baggio66]

I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.

Is BBFS available for the VIP rate there?

[Wingra1]

Saw Melissa a ways back, before the covid. She was super cool. I had only 30 min. At start she offered CFS or CBJ for 1. 6. Started back massage. About ten in, flip. She got naked and, sadly, the second she grabbed me I shot. She said maybe we could play with a vibe or something, then left briefly (wash up?

When she came back, she saw I was still ready, so she got next to me and stroked me beautifully while I fingered her bald puss. Obvi, I shot again.

Been dying to repeat, just never get to Chi anymore.

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

[Fit312]

Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.

I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.

[TomDoe]

People paying $80 for a HJ are chumps. I'd perhaps pay $80 for a HJ if I get a great top of the line massage and an amazing sensual HJ. Places / girls that I know in the city who provide such service = 2.

A standard massage and a HJ $60 tops. At the end of the day this is unskilled labor. If she's a young looker than I can see paying $200 for FS but people paying average women in their 40's to bang just save your money and go to a nice destination to get younger and better.

Thats the thing, a few places I've gone to don't even offer the standard HJ anymore. Its tits out or naked and they want 100 or more.

[FuckIt216]

Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.

When I arrive poor Lili was the only girl there and literally was in the middle of taking a pounding I told her I'm normally customer and am friends with owner to do her thing I would shower and be waiting -.

About 20 minutes later I could here her wrapping up and she comes in looking like like the last guy destroyed her. She starts the Neg at $230 I get.

Her to accept $140'(guys never pay over $160) you can go to an apartment for a full hour for that and not be rushed -.

Service was good. Girl was cute. Large breast well done if bolt ons if not naturally beautiful then -.

She does however put on a condom then some odd penis draping protective thing. But overall good service I personally wouldn't repeat but do recommend and don't go over 30.

Minutes you won't get it and don't pay more than $160.

Let the hunt begin today for my next review.

[BigFacts Boy]

Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.

[ScrappyDoo1]

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

[Ratso100]

After a minor goose chase I managed to find a new provider from a local spa that looks legit but this lady offers private incall and outcall appointments. Her snapchat is savionworld. She will ask for a deposit of 50 but if your both polite but insist that you don't feel comfortable paying this fee, she will obliged and agree to see you. Session is $80 for an incall and outcall is $120 . YMMV as she was teasing me constantly and even wore a skimpy outfit but also mentioned that in follow ups now that we have establish trust "she provides " other massages. I asked if she provided nuru, she said yes. So if anyone want to give it the old college try please do. You might discover more fun in your adventure than I did with this young lady .