Massage Parlor Reports

[Bm392]

The lack of talent and service is about to make me give up on the South Burbs!

Since we don't have anything other than the same old Asian L1's out here, I decided to give this place another try since Mahagony was so cool back in the day. Mahagony still takes all of the calls. Took the 30 minutes for 0. 6 with Rihanna (her direct cell 312.320. 0070). I tried to find out how much the finishes cost before the appointment, but Mahagony stated that it is up to the private contractor.

Rihanna was nice, but this is where the good stops. First, she tries to up sell me to 45 minutes for 1. O when I know that's what 60 minutes cost. Then, she states that an L1 costs 1. 0, and that's all that is offered. Reluctantly, I took it since I was already butt ass naked LOL. She did strip down, but the massage was below average with some ok stretches. The finish was basic and plain. So much for second chances smh.

Mahagony (from Spa Paris) is the owner so I text her for their prices. She gave me 30 min for 0. 6 and one hour for 0. 9. Now, once before she had told me that she would do the dollar a minute Monday like Spa Paris use to have. This time, she doesn't want to do it but that's ok. I ask if this is the bikini rate? She says yes. So, I make the appointment.

She text me a little later to confirm the appointment time and to ask again how long that I wanted. Told her 30 min because I wanted to check out her service on my first visit, but I would do longer if she gave me the Spa Paris Monday prices. Mahagony then stated that I could have the Spa Paris Monday rate but the minimum time was 60 minutes. I agreed.

I get to the location and ring the bell but no one comes to let me in. Then my phone rings, its Mahagony. She tells me that her therapist doesn't want to do the dollar a minute rate so we need to go back to the original rate and that she will take care of me another time. I say ok so she gives me the code to get in.

Harlem, a dusty medium size ebony therapist meets me in the hall and tells me to wash my hands. She should have gone first because her hair was undone and it looked like she had just woke up. She didn't smile and her greeting was dry. Harlem looked like she didn't want to be there.

Harlem sends me to the room to get comfortable. When she came in, I noticed that she wasnt in a bikini. I asked her why and told her that Mahagony said that the 30 minute rate was for a bikini massage and I offered to show her the text. She strips down and we start.

As we know, most of the non-asian places offer more of a back rub than a real massage (Paris, Lexis, and Mahagony were the rare exceptions) so you are really paying for a different experience (ebony, bikini.). Well, Harlem started with a weak ass back rub then she gets a text. Mahagony denied agreeing to a bikini massage so Harlem starts getting dressed. I offered to show her the text and asked why she would stop in the middle of the session. Harlem then stated that Mahagony doesn't set her prices and ended the session all together.

I call Mahagony but she is so busy defending herself that she wasn't listening to what I was saying or reading what she wrote so I hang up and started texting again so I could actually get in a word or two. She calls back first and tells me to see her when my finances are right. After I shut that crap down, she states that there is nothing she can do about the past but she will make it up to me in the future. It was to late for that so I ended the conversation and went over to see Lisa at Best One.

Mahagony was good as hell at being a therapist but she has much to learn about how to run her business and how to regulate her therapist. Just because her therapist are independent contractors doesn't mean that she doesn't control of the basic structure of her business. In the end, she doesn't realize that it's her name at stake. In my book, this place is a forever no go.

[Ratso100]

I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?

Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not trolling, CLM is an effective if not a good choice due to it's discreet, location, easy background check, and reliable service (although at times dull or YMMV, then again that can be said about any provider in the field) with an easy way to avoid the usual goose chase of finding a decent provider with nice service. Yes, sometimes the prices are ridiculous for things beyond F1 but at least there's no language barrier like in the AMP. There's no awkward waiting outside waiting to be buzzed in and you can build rapport with the girls if you become a usual client (don't get to close or you might screw it up like I did). Chicago despite being a big city there no real " Erotic central" with out taking the usual risks of LE, catfishes, and / or rip offs. Covid pretty much kill any other place that had service that competed with CLM. There's Red Lantern but with their past appearance in the news and sketchy upgrade from just Asian girls, I don't feel safe going back. (Pretty telling theres no recent new reviews of RL in the threads from our members) and there's also the latina spas like princess, aol, and pacifico but you never know what your getting with the girls nor the upgrades they offer. Korean Palace is an option or whatever is called but it's a long waiting list and very rare you get a reply from bookers. So I don't know for the rest of the mongers but this is why I think CLM is a frequent mention here and a good place to go to if you know what you want with out the thrills, or risks. It's like overpriced comfort food.

[Jayp80]

Melissa was fun, settled for two shot one L2 and one L1. Extra Benjamin after hr door. Suzie was same but a lot less fun. Can't comment on Claudia but I believe she was self reviewing here. They can ask for lot of $ but don't budge from the lines they aren't worth it.

I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?

[ThrilHouse]

Melissa was fun, settled for two shot one L2 and one L1. Extra Benjamin after hr door. Suzie was same but a lot less fun. Can't comment on Claudia but I believe she was self reviewing here. They can ask for lot of $ but don't budge from the lines they aren't worth it.

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

[FuckIt216]

I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.

How was Emma. I love the line up at BHC just hate waiting on the corner while everyone stares at me to get in LOL.

[MWiggly2]

Generally speaking, FS starts at $200. Most girls only offer CFS. If you're offered anal, add another $40-50.

Are you getting 2 pops with that?

[Fit312]

Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.

Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.

[GeneralObvious]

Been out of the game for a long time. And out of Chicago even longer. Are things really that bad now?

I remember that with a door fee of. 4/ . 6 for a hhr I was able to get CFS with a 1. 2/ 1. 4 tip (for a tot of 1. 6-1. 8). Now it seems like people are tipping 2. ONTOP of the door fee for grandmas, or am I mistaken?

Seems wild, the apartment girls are still the same price I remember. I remember the choices being "roll for a rotation of apartment girls for a sure CFS with zero rub and a younger-yet-rando gal you will never see again or take your chances with a mature / grandma who may have a good rub to go along with the CFS" for about the same price.

Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.

Prices have gone up significantly. Every nice looking provider asks for $160-200, and they should. Grannies, from what I hear, are only asking for $140-160. My 2 BBFS providers get $200. They started offering bare, after I became a regular.

[TronCat]

Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately, its too late to fix that.

Been out of the game for a long time. And out of Chicago even longer. Are things really that bad now?

I remember that with a door fee of. 4/ . 6 for a hhr I was able to get CFS with a 1. 2/ 1. 4 tip (for a tot of 1. 6-1. 8). Now it seems like people are tipping 2. ONTOP of the door fee for grandmas, or am I mistaken?

Seems wild, the apartment girls are still the same price I remember. I remember the choices being "roll for a rotation of apartment girls for a sure CFS with zero rub and a younger-yet-rando gal you will never see again or take your chances with a mature / grandma who may have a good rub to go along with the CFS" for about the same price.

Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.

[Baggio66]

I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.

Is BBFS available for the VIP rate there?

[Wingra1]

Saw Melissa a ways back, before the covid. She was super cool. I had only 30 min. At start she offered CFS or CBJ for 1. 6. Started back massage. About ten in, flip. She got naked and, sadly, the second she grabbed me I shot. She said maybe we could play with a vibe or something, then left briefly (wash up?

When she came back, she saw I was still ready, so she got next to me and stroked me beautifully while I fingered her bald puss. Obvi, I shot again.

Been dying to repeat, just never get to Chi anymore.

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

[Fit312]

Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.

I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.

[TomDoe]

People paying $80 for a HJ are chumps. I'd perhaps pay $80 for a HJ if I get a great top of the line massage and an amazing sensual HJ. Places / girls that I know in the city who provide such service = 2.

A standard massage and a HJ $60 tops. At the end of the day this is unskilled labor. If she's a young looker than I can see paying $200 for FS but people paying average women in their 40's to bang just save your money and go to a nice destination to get younger and better.

Thats the thing, a few places I've gone to don't even offer the standard HJ anymore. Its tits out or naked and they want 100 or more.

[FuckIt216]

Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.

When I arrive poor Lili was the only girl there and literally was in the middle of taking a pounding I told her I'm normally customer and am friends with owner to do her thing I would shower and be waiting -.

About 20 minutes later I could here her wrapping up and she comes in looking like like the last guy destroyed her. She starts the Neg at $230 I get.

Her to accept $140'(guys never pay over $160) you can go to an apartment for a full hour for that and not be rushed -.

Service was good. Girl was cute. Large breast well done if bolt ons if not naturally beautiful then -.

She does however put on a condom then some odd penis draping protective thing. But overall good service I personally wouldn't repeat but do recommend and don't go over 30.

Minutes you won't get it and don't pay more than $160.

Let the hunt begin today for my next review.

[BigFacts Boy]

Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.