Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

Massage Envy is like a nationwide corporate company? I find it very hard to believe they do extras, let alone FS. Can anyone actually back this up?

He is pulling leg. RTFF, there are plenty of places in Chicago and around. I'm sure you will easily find what you're looking for.

[TomDoe]

Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.

So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!

Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!

I didn't get a massage for maybe 8 months. Went to my reg spot and went to tip 60, she says I usually get 100. I've always given 60, so I just pulled out another 20 to relieve the situation. She was still mad. Prices have been up but also noticed places are having a more open menu as well.

[Jinurso]

check out massage envy.

what?? Lol!!

[Richard7]

Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.

So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!

Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!

[SpaGuy21]

In the city, an above average provider will charge you 2 $ for CFS, 120-150 for BJ, and $60 to $100 for a HJ, with topless being the $1. Average providers aren't a big discount, maybe 10-15%. They can charge whatever they please. You can accept or reject.

This is pretty spot on for typical rates in the city these days. For the above average provider, younger and good looking, a lot of times those are their starting rates and if you're experienced or don't mind a little haggling there's probably anywhere from 10-25% wiggle room. Then again, you have your MPs that are essentially APTs with a storefront and those are a standard rate. Many here will tell you blindly hand over the 2 Benjys, on top of house, but in the couple times I've been a Benjy Grant combo will get you FS with the trimmings. It's your "non-agency" providers that set their own rate, which tends to start high.

Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately its too late to fix that.

With the older providers, you have to remember, they are the crafty veterans. They've been around for a while and know how to take advantage of the moment and the monger. They see everyone calling in appts for "Mimi" or "Coco," the young hot chick, so their going to try and recoup since their rotation keeps getting skipped over. Other times they just wait until their monger is in the heat of the moment and throw out a number, some bait, hoping for a bite. The older vets have much more wiggle room and will haggle, which is annoying, for fear of missing out on a tip altogether.

This is still the norm in the Chicago area suburban FS shops that have TS. A few without showers are less. Can't speak to city AMPs beyond what I read, since haven't done one in many years. That $$. 50 ask was probably thrown out trying to catch a sucker. I'm sure it occasionally works to the uninformed and the desperate.

And, as always, everything is more expensive in the city. Gas, cigarettes, and BJs. I am in the city but regularly venture out into the suburbs. Spending $5-10 on gas for sometimes better service at a reasonable rate is an easy choice.

Your best bet, find a couple two, three regulars and you can avoid the sticker shock. Everyone likes variety, as do I, but you have to have a steady rotation as well to avoid the market fluctuation. This also tends to lead to added benefits over time. Good luck all!

[ChgSpaMan]

Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?

Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.

" Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $. 2 to $. 6 tops?" This is still the norm in the Chicago area suburban FS shops that have TS. A few without showers are less. Can't speak to city AMPs beyond what I read, since haven't done one in many years. That $$. 50 ask was probably thrown out trying to catch a sucker. I'm sure it occasionally works to the uninformed and the desperate.

[DMichaels69]

Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately its too late to fix that.

Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?

Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.

[DaBulls]

Anyone got intel on this place? Tried using the search tool but haven't found anything. I don't have rubmaps but there are a fair number of reviews so I'm tempted to take that as a sign that you can get some action. Mostly just want some L1 or L2.

Reliable L1 Vivi works on Thursdays and Fridays. She's young and thin and has good English and hand technique. Claire is older than Vivi but she has nice tits and ass to grab.

[Sfgop2A]

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Massage Envy is like a nationwide corporate company? I find it very hard to believe they do extras, let alone FS. Can anyone actually back this up?

[GeneralObvious]

Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?

Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.

In the city, an above average provider will charge you 2 $ for CFS, 120-150 for BJ, and $60 to $100 for a HJ, with topless being the $1. Average providers aren't a big discount, maybe 10-15%. They can charge whatever they please. You can accept or reject. Lots of guys accept the higher prices. They're pushing a lot of mongers out, or forcing them to cut back.

[WalkingHard]

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[Fit312]

Bonita was the other girl.

That might be Monica. She just texted and told me that she loved me, so it's probably a slow afternoon. I thought that she was a good value, but it was a bit of a rush job.

[AcrossTheUnive]

That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.

I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.

I saw Sasa multiple times. She enjoyed, I enjoyed. I am not giving up on 819. I just would not go there with the current lineup again. I have not a single time ever gone bonkers with one of the ladies. I honestly don't enjoy that rough stuff like some of you. I always assure them that I am gentle and this is true. I always make an attempt to get the girl there first. I ease my way in and am a gentleman. The one I saw acted as if I was inflicting great pain upon her. Maybe the guy before me went ham inside her. I do not know. It was not worth losing my cool though. These type of experiences are just part of the hobby. Win some, lose some.

I will be back at 819 though. That is for sure. It is convenient for my work situation and I have had great experiences there.

[OF Charlie]

That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.

I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.

This is a perfect example of what I have been saying. Go visit a girl, not the place. And don't give up on a place just because you had one bad experience, especially on a place that rotates often. If the original poster had seen FOB Anne yesterday, his review would be totally different. I will post a PSA when Anne gets to 819. The plan is to keep her at PD a few more days after the end of the current rotation tomorrow before sending her to 819. For those of you who don't go to apartment, be patient for a few more days. You will be rewarded when you see Anne.

I wrote a post on Sasa, so it's good to see that you enjoyed her. Ideally, a place should have good service regardless of who the girls are. But sadly that is not the reality. That is why I always encourage people to write reviews, both good and bad. It's the only way to avoid bad girls.

[DWill]

Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?

Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.