Massage Parlor Reports

**Wingra1** · 01-21-23 15:50

Saw Melissa a ways back, before the covid. She was super cool. I had only 30 min. At start she offered CFS or CBJ for 1. 6. Started back massage. About ten in, flip. She got naked and, sadly, the second she grabbed me I shot. She said maybe we could play with a vibe or something, then left briefly (wash up?

When she came back, she saw I was still ready, so she got next to me and stroked me beautifully while I fingered her bald puss. Obvi, I shot again.

Been dying to repeat, just never get to Chi anymore.

Originally Posted by ScrappyDoo1 [View Original Post]

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

**Fit312** · 01-21-23 14:40

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.

I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.

**TomDoe** · 01-21-23 14:13

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

People paying $80 for a HJ are chumps. I'd perhaps pay $80 for a HJ if I get a great top of the line massage and an amazing sensual HJ. Places / girls that I know in the city who provide such service = 2.

A standard massage and a HJ $60 tops. At the end of the day this is unskilled labor. If she's a young looker than I can see paying $200 for FS but people paying average women in their 40's to bang just save your money and go to a nice destination to get younger and better.

Thats the thing, a few places I've gone to don't even offer the standard HJ anymore. Its tits out or naked and they want 100 or more.

**FuckIt216** · 01-21-23 09:34

Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.

When I arrive poor Lili was the only girl there and literally was in the middle of taking a pounding I told her I'm normally customer and am friends with owner to do her thing I would shower and be waiting -.

About 20 minutes later I could here her wrapping up and she comes in looking like like the last guy destroyed her. She starts the Neg at $230 I get.

Her to accept $140'(guys never pay over $160) you can go to an apartment for a full hour for that and not be rushed -.

Service was good. Girl was cute. Large breast well done if bolt ons if not naturally beautiful then -.

She does however put on a condom then some odd penis draping protective thing. But overall good service I personally wouldn't repeat but do recommend and don't go over 30.

Minutes you won't get it and don't pay more than $160.

Let the hunt begin today for my next review.

**BigFacts Boy** · 01-21-23 03:22

Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.

**ScrappyDoo1** · 01-21-23 02:57

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

**Ratso100** · 01-21-23 01:10

After a minor goose chase I managed to find a new provider from a local spa that looks legit but this lady offers private incall and outcall appointments. Her snapchat is savionworld. She will ask for a deposit of 50 but if your both polite but insist that you don't feel comfortable paying this fee, she will obliged and agree to see you. Session is $80 for an incall and outcall is $120 . YMMV as she was teasing me constantly and even wore a skimpy outfit but also mentioned that in follow ups now that we have establish trust "she provides " other massages. I asked if she provided nuru, she said yes. So if anyone want to give it the old college try please do. You might discover more fun in your adventure than I did with this young lady .

**SexWithJesus69** · 01-20-23 23:09

Originally Posted by DaBulls [View Original Post]

Reliable L1 Vivi works on Thursdays and Fridays. She's young and thin and has good English and hand technique. Claire is older than Vivi but she has nice tits and ass to grab.

Looks like Claire went back to China for a few months sadly. Might check out Vivi since she's down the street.

**WalkingHard** · 01-20-23 20:12

Originally Posted by Richard7 [View Original Post]

Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.

So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!

Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!

People paying $80 for a HJ are chumps. I'd perhaps pay $80 for a HJ if I get a great top of the line massage and an amazing sensual HJ. Places / girls that I know in the city who provide such service = 2.

A standard massage and a HJ $60 tops. At the end of the day this is unskilled labor. If she's a young looker than I can see paying $200 for FS but people paying average women in their 40's to bang just save your money and go to a nice destination to get younger and better.

**Walker333** · 01-20-23 20:00

Originally Posted by Sfgop2A [View Original Post]

Massage Envy is like a nationwide corporate company? I find it very hard to believe they do extras, let alone FS. Can anyone actually back this up?

He is pulling leg. RTFF, there are plenty of places in Chicago and around. I'm sure you will easily find what you're looking for.

**TomDoe** · 01-20-23 19:17

Originally Posted by Richard7 [View Original Post]

Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.

So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!

Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!

I didn't get a massage for maybe 8 months. Went to my reg spot and went to tip 60, she says I usually get 100. I've always given 60, so I just pulled out another 20 to relieve the situation. She was still mad. Prices have been up but also noticed places are having a more open menu as well.

**Jinurso** · 01-20-23 16:27

Originally Posted by walkinghard [View Original Post]

check out massage envy.

what?? Lol!!

**Richard7** · 01-20-23 12:13

Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.

So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!

Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!

**SpaGuy21** · 01-20-23 12:11

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

In the city, an above average provider will charge you 2 $ for CFS, 120-150 for BJ, and $60 to $100 for a HJ, with topless being the $1. Average providers aren't a big discount, maybe 10-15%. They can charge whatever they please. You can accept or reject.

This is pretty spot on for typical rates in the city these days. For the above average provider, younger and good looking, a lot of times those are their starting rates and if you're experienced or don't mind a little haggling there's probably anywhere from 10-25% wiggle room. Then again, you have your MPs that are essentially APTs with a storefront and those are a standard rate. Many here will tell you blindly hand over the 2 Benjys, on top of house, but in the couple times I've been a Benjy Grant combo will get you FS with the trimmings. It's your "non-agency" providers that set their own rate, which tends to start high.

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately its too late to fix that.

With the older providers, you have to remember, they are the crafty veterans. They've been around for a while and know how to take advantage of the moment and the monger. They see everyone calling in appts for "Mimi" or "Coco," the young hot chick, so their going to try and recoup since their rotation keeps getting skipped over. Other times they just wait until their monger is in the heat of the moment and throw out a number, some bait, hoping for a bite. The older vets have much more wiggle room and will haggle, which is annoying, for fear of missing out on a tip altogether.

Originally Posted by ChgSpaMan [View Original Post]

This is still the norm in the Chicago area suburban FS shops that have TS. A few without showers are less. Can't speak to city AMPs beyond what I read, since haven't done one in many years. That $$. 50 ask was probably thrown out trying to catch a sucker. I'm sure it occasionally works to the uninformed and the desperate.

And, as always, everything is more expensive in the city. Gas, cigarettes, and BJs. I am in the city but regularly venture out into the suburbs. Spending $5-10 on gas for sometimes better service at a reasonable rate is an easy choice.

Your best bet, find a couple two, three regulars and you can avoid the sticker shock. Everyone likes variety, as do I, but you have to have a steady rotation as well to avoid the market fluctuation. This also tends to lead to added benefits over time. Good luck all!

**ChgSpaMan** · 01-20-23 10:48

Originally Posted by DWill [View Original Post]

Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?

Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.

" Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $. 2 to $. 6 tops?" This is still the norm in the Chicago area suburban FS shops that have TS. A few without showers are less. Can't speak to city AMPs beyond what I read, since haven't done one in many years. That $$. 50 ask was probably thrown out trying to catch a sucker. I'm sure it occasionally works to the uninformed and the desperate.