Massage Parlor Reports

[SMuppet]

I also stopped by Hong Kong to see who's currently working. A lady 50+ greeted me.

This sounds like it could be same "Lisa" I saw the other day, but she had a mask on. If so, she was super sweet and gave an amazing massage. No haggle and did not ask for tip up front, and got the full Hr, which also seem rare these days. HK was not the Best but not the worst either. As always. YMMV.

[Trumpeter]

I was at Home Depot today and noticed that a new AMP has opened up. There's another one just down the street across from Chuck E Cheese and the new one is a converted home right across from Home Depot. I stopped in to check it out but didn't stay. A middle-aged lady greeted me. She wasn't dressed suggestively at all so I'm not sure there are any extras here. The back door was open for some reason and it was cold inside, so even if I had time, I don't think I would have wanted to stay. There's a stand-up shower in the bathroom. The massage room I saw looked fairly standard. It's $70 for an hour.

I also stopped by Hong Kong to see who's currently working. A lady 50+ greeted me. She was average looks and maybe a little thick but she had on a nice short dress and some makeup, so she made an effort to look nice, which is nice. I was hoping to see if there was someone else too, but English wasn't her strong suit. I had to go but will probably try it out soon.

I also passed by Red Rose on Saltzman and noticed all of the signage outside had the word "massage" covered with tape. Are the Oregon massage licensing starting to police these places?

[Amp Guide]

Seems at least when I was there reciently. The girl was nice body. But granny and older. The place on 181st downstairs was younger. 40's or so. And more spry and willing to do things. Just more fun. Both were nice but I opt for more activities on 182nd but not all the time do I want FS.

[OneOne9]

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Looks like I may need to stick to my regulars or go for only the 1 pop session.

It is so funny how the places I went today had no customers yet they upsell so bad and turn away 160 cash.

I wonder how long this crazy upsell will keep going.

Business 101 a repeat customer is always better than a 1 time upsell but I guess they move around so much.

They just don't care and try to make as much as they can each time.

Now I know not all are like this but just my luck today.

Too many guys don't like to negotiate so they try to get away with it. I just walk and see 1 or 2 regulars.

[WarpFactor69]

Also known as SE 181st and division DOWN STAIRS.

I had been here a few weeks ago.

Got Tina just like last time, went to the room, she said what.

You want, I said same as last time.

Blank look, do you remember me I said?

Oh yes, but don't remember what we did?

Ok I get it it must be a volume thing.

Asked for 2 HJ happy start and happy ending.

Thinking I would take the CBJ off the table to save some upselling

Ok now last time she did a CBJ to start.

Then massage then HJ finish.

60 house and 100 tip with 5 solid minutes of upsetting.

This time I just asked for 2 happy, she said ok.

Once she had the money she starts the gps bs and upsell hell.

I said I don't want FS just HJ,
she kept wanting more!
A little aggressive, not nice at all.

Now I'm a very clean, healthy guy in good shape always shower.

Just before I go for a massage, I always try To be so nice to these ladies.

But this upsell bs is getting out of hand.

The first time I saw her was ok after the attempted upsell.

Maybe she was having a bad day?

I said give me back my money, took it out of her hand and left. All 160.

Will not be back!

Try the place at corner of 87th / canyon, ask for Nancy / Angela.

[WarpFactor69]

Someone had recently reported about a visit to Lucky on Cornell and the girl sounded like someone I had seen before at the unnamed spa on SW 87th that's been called Purple Orchard. I stopped in yesterday out of curiosity and it is the same girl. I guess at Lucky she's going by CoCo, but she was YoYo at Purple. You can read my previous review here in post 6255 (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post6169919).

She's younger, probably around 30, and is decent looking. I'm not looking for FS, so I'm not sure what all here services are but they are definitely more than a standard ending. I enjoyed my time with her but probably won't go back because her massage skills are lacking and she's eager to move on. Her English also needs a lot of work, but I would say she's average here because it's impossible to carry on a conversation with most of them without a translator app. Still, she seems to be what a lot of you are looking for.

They offer a table shower there. It's one of the portable units that's set up in one of the rooms. It looks a bit small and when I asked her about it she said it doesn't have very much water so it doesn't work very good, so it's probably not worth the extra $10.

That is interesting because Nancy / Angela moved from Lucky Cornell to the place at 87th and canyon. Perhaps there is a connection between the two locations?

When Nancy was at lucky she always gave me a good table shower.

[BlueEyes99]

Ok, after a very disappointing upsell at Wondrous I stopped by a few AMPs in the area.

RED SUN massage just off se 181st.

Met by a older lady, maybe 60 lost of wrinkles, when I saw her I asked if cici was working, funny she said she was off today.

I was just reaching for a name to be nice to get out of there. On to the next.

HEALTHHY LIFE MASSAGE just on NE 181st, I know someone has reported on this one.

Its the place where you park in the back and enter through a kitchen area, WOW they had been cooking up a storm.

Lots of garlic, maybe I should of asked for lunch?

Anyway another older lady, not even a smile how are you? Again I saked if cici was working, she said no, I said ok have a nice day and out of there.

AURORA MASSAGE SE DIVISION.

I know I should not even stop here, but I did, met by a ok 35-40 little extra on her not that bad but not great.

She said another girl working, come in and so a very thin tall girl comes up from the back, she is not good looking at all very skiny.

The other fuller girl looked better so I said how much is a hour, she takes me to a room said what do you want.

So here we go again when I said only HJ start and HJ ending, she said60 house and 140 tip, WTF really, once agin I told her no BJ no FS just HJ.

LOL so I left again. On to the next.

RED STAR on ne gleason.

The door was locked, I rang the buzzer and the short one with the huge rack comes to the door.

Said WE BUSY COME BACK! LOL ok then!

Now I have had several good times at red star, back when cici was there I would see her 1 or 2 times a week.

She was awesome.

I have had the short one with the big rack, she really was not that much fun, hurry up upsell during FS.

The thin younger one was good, but very mechanical all were FS 140 to 160 plus house.

So over all a very shitty day no luck at all today and quite the upsell.

Looks like I may need to stick to my regulars or go for only the 1 pop session.

It is so funny how the places I went today had no customers yet they upsell so bad and turn away 160 cash.

I wonder how long this crazy upsell will keep going.

Business 101 a repeat customer is always better than a 1 time upsell but I guess they move around so much.

They just don't care and try to make as much as they can each time.

Now I know not all are like this but just my luck today.

[BlueEyes99]

Also known as SE 181st and division DOWN STAIRS.

I had been here a few weeks ago.

Got Tina just like last time, went to the room, she said what.

You want, I said same as last time.

Blank look, do you remember me I said?

Oh yes, but don't remember what we did?

Ok I get it it must be a volume thing.

Asked for 2 HJ happy start and happy ending.

Thinking I would take the CBJ off the table to save some upselling

Ok now last time she did a CBJ to start.

Then massage then HJ finish.

60 house and 100 tip with 5 solid minutes of upsetting.

This time I just asked for 2 happy, she said ok.

Once she had the money she starts the gps bs and upsell hell.

I said I don't want FS just HJ,
she kept wanting more!
A little aggressive, not nice at all.

Now I'm a very clean, healthy guy in good shape always shower.

Just before I go for a massage, I always try To be so nice to these ladies.

But this upsell bs is getting out of hand.

The first time I saw her was ok after the attempted upsell.

Maybe she was having a bad day?

I said give me back my money, took it out of her hand and left. All 160.

Will not be back!

[AmaznAzn]

Stopped in here to check out the scene after seeing some obnoxious reviews on RM claiming of young 20 years old providers. Not the case, was greeted by Coco, I would guess that she was in her mid to late 40's. She was kind of friendly and had a petite body, was decent looking, but no rack to speak of. The fake reviews by the owners have gotten old almost rendering a website that should be very informative like RM's useless.

[Trumpeter]

Someone had recently reported about a visit to Lucky on Cornell and the girl sounded like someone I had seen before at the unnamed spa on SW 87th that's been called Purple Orchard. I stopped in yesterday out of curiosity and it is the same girl. I guess at Lucky she's going by CoCo, but she was YoYo at Purple. You can read my previous review here in post 6255 (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post6169919).

She's younger, probably around 30, and is decent looking. I'm not looking for FS, so I'm not sure what all here services are but they are definitely more than a standard ending. I enjoyed my time with her but probably won't go back because her massage skills are lacking and she's eager to move on. Her English also needs a lot of work, but I would say she's average here because it's impossible to carry on a conversation with most of them without a translator app. Still, she seems to be what a lot of you are looking for.

They offer a table shower there. It's one of the portable units that's set up in one of the rooms. It looks a bit small and when I asked her about it she said it doesn't have very much water so it doesn't work very good, so it's probably not worth the extra $10.

[SMuppet]

I haven't seen any updates on this location, so I decided to swing by Hong Kong on Bvtn Hillsdale Hwy the other day to take a look. Older lady at the desk with beautiful eyes and very nice set of girls on her. She had a mask on so didn't see full face. 40/60 and seemed like a decent place. Told them I couldn't stay, and I would come back. Another lady came out from the back when I asked about TS. She said no shower and then gave me a card for Asian Pearl in Tigard and said good TS there. She also said I stay, and Lisa would give me a very good massage and take good care of me. I decided to go back yesterday and glad I did. Saw Lisa and she gave me one of the best massages I've had in a while now, with plenty of teasing mixed in. She even used hot stones on full body. She seems older sorry bad with ages, but I think mid 50's would be safe guess. However, she has a great body on her, and was super sweet. The Flip was a standard finish but very nice and she didn't mind OTC / UTC UTP. I'm not sure if there are additional options on the menu but the standard was delicious. I would / will return just for the massage alone.

[Hunterr]

Located: 1041X NE Fourth Plain Blvd.

Vancouver, Washington 986XX. Not on Google maps, but saw this tucked away little parlor as I was getting joy sushi. Saw a few reviews on rubmaps, but I'm not a member so couldn't read them. I figured what's the worst thing that can happen, a shitty massage and over priced. Well the price was a little more than I'm used to at 70.00 a hour, but the massage was a 8 put of 10. I seen a 40 plus year old woman named Mary. During the massage there was no teasing, and I tried a few of my let them know what I want moves, but zero response. So as it goes this place is legit massage with absolutely no happy ending or anything else.

[DianlTL]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

Haha, usually they are around 50's? I knew a few AMP that has younger girls, they do massage pretty well but only HE.

Hard to find an APM have a young girl +FS too.

[Trumpeter]

I agree 100%. I've stopped in at several places looking for someone that I connected to. As has been said there is a majority of older women in these places, but a few younger ones too. I typically ending up going back to see one of the older ones because of how she treated me when we first met and that I feel like I'm taking a bigger chance with the younger ones on the kind of service I'm going to get. I like a decent massage and I feel that's less likely to happen with the younger girls.

For me personally, but not in every case, great service / participation trumps young looks / hot body. Granted it's always relative based on one's needs-wants. But as you get older, like me, I look and return to the ones that give that great service.

[Sancho1999]

For me personally, but not in every case, great service / participation trumps young looks / hot body. Granted it's always relative based on one's needs-wants. But as you get older, like me, I look and return to the ones that give that great service.

Well said, I second that. Keep posting all the Grannies guys. I'll take em all, lol!