Massage Parlor Reports

[Joepdx]

So learn to say no. Tell them you were just checking prices and will come back later. Make a list of several places in the same area to try out. If you don't like what you see, move on to the next.

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

[WarpFactor69]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

I would suggest randomly visiting shops that you notice when you are driving around. Be prepared to walk if you're not interested. You can tell them that you're on your way to work or whatever reasonable excuse you need to not hurt their feelings.

Even if shop x has an attractive girl today, she may be gone tomorrow because they're always rotating.

I see that you are apparently new, take the time to browse the previous 10 pages in this section. The general etiquette here is, contribute multiple times before you start making inquiries.

[Qualish]

What shops did you visit that had grannies?

I get you're curious to hear specifics from that poster, but given the average age for a grandmother is 50 in the USA, I'd say 95% of providers in shops are there, or within five years of classifying. It's a legitimate issue in PDX.

Youth brings a premium, true, but that's just market economics at work.

[OneOne9]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

What shops did you visit that had grannies?

[CoSolo]

I do love grannies. They are not all good and I walk away plenty.

But if they have the right attitude and look decent I'm happy to stay and often have a good time.

Last week I had the best time with a "granny" she seemed so grateful that I was there and I can't wait to see her again.

I can think of one time I met a young girl and had good time. It was when I first discovered AMP and I didn't realize how special it was.

She tried to give me her number and I said no. Then she moved and I have never seen her again.

All I remember is her name was Julie and she was near Oregon city.

When I first started back in 2017, I was always looking for the younger ones. It was rare at the time. But every now an then I would get lucky and get a fun, non-greedy one. However, this past year they have become more greedy, and rush the fuck out of everything.

So lately I have been seeing some of the older ones, and can say I get my money's worth. Doesn't meN I don't like younger from time to time, but with my finances being tighter, I rather get the full service for the whole time deal, than over priced rushed out the door.

But that's just me LOL.

[Qualish]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

Last two times I've gone by Q's Massage (111th and Halsey, a short drive from the 82nd st Max station) a fairly young lady has come to the door. She could pass for late 20's, but isn't the lady I posted about in the past regarding Q's (that previous lady takes the prize for youngest spinner at a FS shop I've met). The current lady gives me a bad vibe, but that really amounts to some highly subjective qualities that I'll freely admit could be in my head (she never opens the door wide, never smiles, ect). Both times I walked before entering the lobby, but she is on the younger side by a wide margin.

If a tug is all you want, check Hollywood or Wonderland massage (same owner I'm told). I was floored by their youth, but tugs were all that were on offer.

P.S. Last visit to Q’s was Saturday, so she’s likely still there… for now.

[Drex Diggler2]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

When I first started back in 2017, I was always looking for the younger ones. It was rare at the time. But every now an then I would get lucky and get a fun, non-greedy one. However, this past year they have become more greedy, and rush the fuck out of everything.

So lately I have been seeing some of the older ones, and can say I get my money's worth. Doesn't meN I don't like younger from time to time, but with my finances being tighter, I rather get the full service for the whole time deal, than over priced rushed out the door.

But that's just me LOL.

[BartOCavanaugh]

Located At 2700 Andresen. RM lists TS available but the very tiny petite GILF that greeted me said only shower. Not bad looking lady but very business like. No return for me.

Both women in this place are tiny, petite GILFs, t least from what I saw. One of them loves a good FIV and has let me take her clothes off and play for a good 30 minutes. No FS though. I need to go back and pay her a visit soon.

[Amp Guide]

Yes its is sad that there are only old grannies working most places. Stopped by CNE off Canyon. Nice lady. I guess I am just too nice. But need a rub and tug anyway. Nice massage. She had a nice body. But just not that appealing as her age was up there.

The hotties move around and do not stay long. The days of YoYo in vancover are long gone it seems. I wonder where the hotties are After all China has 1. 6 billion people. There at least have to be a few hot ones somehwere.

[BillHeuyes]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

[AmaznAzn]

Has anyone seen Coco or Cali that were here floating around the area? So many places it's hard to know who is where.

Saw them right before CoVid.

Feel free to PM or reply.

I know Coco was there when the spa opened back up and then opened up her own place down on Powell, although she’s no longer there anymore.

[OneOne9]

So upon reading reviews I went in a few days ago. I met Amy and arranged for the hhr. Right after I got comfy she went straight for 5 minutes of tease before the flip and finished me before I knew what happened. Told me to come back and she owed me.

More time. Apparently someone else was there. I don't appreciate being shorted and while you know YMMV. I can't see this improving. I'd stay away.

In that situation if I have not tipped upfront I will reduce the tip when I leave. If I tipped her upfront I will not return. Having said that if a provider gives me extra time and I have extra on me I will compensate her with a larger tip than agreed.

[DianlTL]

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[Bhanson475]

Has anyone seen Coco or Cali that were here floating around the area? So many places it's hard to know who is where.

Saw them right before CoVid.

Feel free to PM or reply.

[NoFearToTry]

So upon reading reviews I went in a few days ago. I met Amy and arranged for the hhr. Right after I got comfy she went straight for 5 minutes of tease before the flip and finished me before I knew what happened. Told me to come back and she owed me.

More time. Apparently someone else was there. I don't appreciate being shorted and while you know YMMV. I can't see this improving. I'd stay away.

"she owed you" LOL, they never remember they shorted you but by golly they remember you owe them 5 bucks from the last visit from 6 months ago. The only way this stops is if you are adamant about the time shortage and demand a funds adjustment on your behalf. No they don't like it but they also know that with all the new places opening they need to be more accommodating and take care of the customers properly.

So maybe give it one more try and see if she makes it right, if not then be clear with her about it and tell her you will leave appropriate reviews and walk away. Too many out there working hard to keep the customer base content happy and returning.