Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueEyes99]

Serenity.

Well concealed shop with easy pkg. I was close and had read BlueEyes report, so why not. Sophia was the only one there. As described earlier, matronly describes her well.

Massage was very good, she seemed pleased whenever I said that feels good. After the flip, holy crap she's very sensitive. 2 minutes in to enjoying the gum drops, she acted like she just came.

Moved down to the kitty and she trembled. I think her eyes rolled back. Brief rest, and more fiv and she trembled again. Kinda cool to witness the real thing instead of a fake reaction. After a handy and wash down, I was off. FS might be a possibility. I'll be back to see her again.

Angel.

Wanted to see LaLa, but she wasn't in yet. Ended up with Kylee, I think? She seemed new to the whole scene. Glad I only wanted 30 minutes. 10 min massage on the back only, and her personality was uninspiring.

Nice enough, and kinda cute, but again just seemed newish. Took the standard and left. Won't return.

Pearl on Milwaukie.

Cute slimmer gal in a short red dress. She wore a mask the whole time, which makes it seem mechanical. Another 30 minutes with an uninspiring gal. OK massage, standard finish, and I'm out. Won't return.

Thanks for reports, they certainly helped.

Nice report, Yes your so right Sophia is a very nice lady and REALLY enjoys what she does with no upsell.

Yes your spot on, once you lick those huge gum drops you may need a mop, LOL I did love those firm huge jugs! .

Thanks for the report, good and bad. It helps us make better choices.

[WarpFactor69]

The new place on King, west of Bell. When it first opened, I had a pleasant time with the original lady, and would have gone back to see her. Over the past weekend, met a new 40+ lady who was petite and friendly, but less attractive than the original one. Did not enjoy the new lady, the choices were restrictive, which made it hard to get to the finish line. After reaching nirvana by hand, she acted like we were done. I pointed at clock, told her we had 15 min left. I then received a begrudged lame massage. I'm not going back there unless they make some changes.

[VMan09]

When I started going to AMPs 20+ years ago, young women were the ones in their early twenties. Now that I'm over 50, young women are under 40. LOL. If you don't care about service, then it is easy to find a young woman. I've had good and bad times with young ones and old ones. A bad time with an old one is sad, while a bad time with a young one is very disappointing. A good time with an old one is very nice, while a good time with a young one is great. Now a days, if I see a young one, I'm worried she will either be mechanical or be too tight and complain. I still hope for the best, but I don't get my hopes up too high. Just have fun out there and value the moment you spend with a good one.

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

[RileySmom]

Serenity.

Well concealed shop with easy pkg. I was close and had read BlueEyes report, so why not. Sophia was the only one there. As described earlier, matronly describes her well.

Massage was very good, she seemed pleased whenever I said that feels good. After the flip, holy crap she's very sensitive. 2 minutes in to enjoying the gum drops, she acted like she just came.

Moved down to the kitty and she trembled. I think her eyes rolled back. Brief rest, and more fiv and she trembled again. Kinda cool to witness the real thing instead of a fake reaction. After a handy and wash down, I was off. FS might be a possibility. I'll be back to see her again.

Angel.

Wanted to see LaLa, but she wasn't in yet. Ended up with Kylee, I think? She seemed new to the whole scene. Glad I only wanted 30 minutes. 10 min massage on the back only, and her personality was uninspiring.

Nice enough, and kinda cute, but again just seemed newish. Took the standard and left. Won't return.

Pearl on Milwaukie.

Cute slimmer gal in a short red dress. She wore a mask the whole time, which makes it seem mechanical. Another 30 minutes with an uninspiring gal. OK massage, standard finish, and I'm out. Won't return.

Thanks for reports, they certainly helped.

[OneOne9]

Both women in this place are tiny, petite GILFs, t least from what I saw. One of them loves a good FIV and has let me take her clothes off and play for a good 30 minutes. No FS though. I need to go back and pay her a visit soon.

There was only one there and I did the best I could to describe her. I didn't get a name due to her business like manner. Thanks for confirming my thoughts on restrictions at this shop.

[NoFearToTry]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

To find the gold nuggets you will have to commit some time to mining for the quality finds. They come and go some monthly and some bi-monthly as recent changes throughout the establishments have made this the way of keeping doors open. The days of someone sticking around is mostly gone, the younger fun ones do exist, establish a friendly connection and get thier number, most will give it to you, all you have to do is ask. then you can kinda follow her where she goes if you want to.

If they are not appealing then don't be bashful about turning around walking out. So take a day or an afternoon and tell yourself you will not stay but just go look and see what the options are in an area in which works for you. When you go back to see your chosen destination more than likely she will remember you.

[NoFearToTry]

Has anyone seen Coco or Cali that were here floating around the area? So many places it's hard to know who is where.

Saw them right before CoVid.

Feel free to PM or reply.

About a week ago coco was on the canyon road slope in the middle of the massage triangle I have it on worthy intel.

[Joepdx]

So learn to say no. Tell them you were just checking prices and will come back later. Make a list of several places in the same area to try out. If you don't like what you see, move on to the next.

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

[WarpFactor69]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

I would suggest randomly visiting shops that you notice when you are driving around. Be prepared to walk if you're not interested. You can tell them that you're on your way to work or whatever reasonable excuse you need to not hurt their feelings.

Even if shop x has an attractive girl today, she may be gone tomorrow because they're always rotating.

I see that you are apparently new, take the time to browse the previous 10 pages in this section. The general etiquette here is, contribute multiple times before you start making inquiries.

[Qualish]

What shops did you visit that had grannies?

I get you're curious to hear specifics from that poster, but given the average age for a grandmother is 50 in the USA, I'd say 95% of providers in shops are there, or within five years of classifying. It's a legitimate issue in PDX.

Youth brings a premium, true, but that's just market economics at work.

[OneOne9]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

What shops did you visit that had grannies?

[CoSolo]

I do love grannies. They are not all good and I walk away plenty.

But if they have the right attitude and look decent I'm happy to stay and often have a good time.

Last week I had the best time with a "granny" she seemed so grateful that I was there and I can't wait to see her again.

I can think of one time I met a young girl and had good time. It was when I first discovered AMP and I didn't realize how special it was.

She tried to give me her number and I said no. Then she moved and I have never seen her again.

All I remember is her name was Julie and she was near Oregon city.

When I first started back in 2017, I was always looking for the younger ones. It was rare at the time. But every now an then I would get lucky and get a fun, non-greedy one. However, this past year they have become more greedy, and rush the fuck out of everything.

So lately I have been seeing some of the older ones, and can say I get my money's worth. Doesn't meN I don't like younger from time to time, but with my finances being tighter, I rather get the full service for the whole time deal, than over priced rushed out the door.

But that's just me LOL.

[Qualish]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

Last two times I've gone by Q's Massage (111th and Halsey, a short drive from the 82nd st Max station) a fairly young lady has come to the door. She could pass for late 20's, but isn't the lady I posted about in the past regarding Q's (that previous lady takes the prize for youngest spinner at a FS shop I've met). The current lady gives me a bad vibe, but that really amounts to some highly subjective qualities that I'll freely admit could be in my head (she never opens the door wide, never smiles, ect). Both times I walked before entering the lobby, but she is on the younger side by a wide margin.

If a tug is all you want, check Hollywood or Wonderland massage (same owner I'm told). I was floored by their youth, but tugs were all that were on offer.

P.S. Last visit to Q’s was Saturday, so she’s likely still there… for now.

[Drex Diggler2]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

When I first started back in 2017, I was always looking for the younger ones. It was rare at the time. But every now an then I would get lucky and get a fun, non-greedy one. However, this past year they have become more greedy, and rush the fuck out of everything.

So lately I have been seeing some of the older ones, and can say I get my money's worth. Doesn't meN I don't like younger from time to time, but with my finances being tighter, I rather get the full service for the whole time deal, than over priced rushed out the door.

But that's just me LOL.

[BartOCavanaugh]

Located At 2700 Andresen. RM lists TS available but the very tiny petite GILF that greeted me said only shower. Not bad looking lady but very business like. No return for me.

Both women in this place are tiny, petite GILFs, t least from what I saw. One of them loves a good FIV and has let me take her clothes off and play for a good 30 minutes. No FS though. I need to go back and pay her a visit soon.