Massage Parlor Reports

**NoseJelly** · 12-28-22 09:49

Went to Relax last night. Did a walk in. Didn't get her name, but no farting happened. Although she did have an involuntary burp, which she quickly stifled! Great hard pressure massage and standard HE. Will repeat.

**TwoSwizzle** · 12-27-22 13:19

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

Probably not the case but I had a friend whose phone tone was a fart sound. I only say something because you said no smell.

Originally Posted by Spanky79 [View Original Post]

I tried for over 4 hours to set up an appointment with this young lady. Drive all the way to the other side of town and she quits answering. I won't take a chance with her again.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/310820362279

Originally Posted by LifeExplorer [View Original Post]

Yes, she said that she'd do a 69 for me. But after 8 of them farts, I got up and left too. Told her that it was my first time for a 69. And that I was sure appreciating the effort she was putting into it. But there was no way I could take another 61 of them so I left too. (A little holiday humor....)

Lmfao! Bro's this was the weirdest experience I've ever dealt with. I love 28th street because they give real massages, but they will never get my business again after this. I got fart PTSD from that place LOL.

**LifeExplorer** · 12-27-22 11:19

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.

Yes, she said that she'd do a 69 for me. But after 8 of them farts, I got up and left too. Told her that it was my first time for a 69. And that I was sure appreciating the effort she was putting into it. But there was no way I could take another 61 of them so I left too. (A little holiday humor....)

**Gary914** · 12-27-22 10:05

What happened to her?

**Spanky79** · 12-25-22 21:53

I tried for over 4 hours to set up an appointment with this young lady. Drive all the way to the other side of town and she quits answering. I won't take a chance with her again.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/310820362279

**Moonglow913** · 12-25-22 12:25

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.

Probably not the case but I had a friend whose phone tone was a fart sound. I only say something because you said no smell.

**Benz1** · 12-24-22 21:45

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.

Someone must have cut her cocaine with baby laxative.

**TwoSwizzle** · 12-24-22 20:29

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.

**Guitar Man** · 12-23-22 22:01

Originally Posted by TAnderson78 [View Original Post]

Any info on this place on Breton and 28th just wondering is over by Relax Massage been there just looking to mix up?

The place is Totally legit, and the massage is excellent. I agree that Relax is the place to go for a good HE.

**TAnderson78** · 12-21-22 18:11

Originally Posted by AmpPerv [View Original Post]

I was there a couple of years ago. Very standard, HE only. A better time can be had around the corner at Relax. I don't think the owner of Wellness realizes how much competition she has in this town.

Thanks appreciate the info.

Tander.

**LandRover20** · 12-21-22 18:02

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Ashley texted me about her Christmas special.

Free prostate massage untill the 25th of December.

Just say Benz sent you to get the special.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...r/962999168400

Can't even tell you how tempting that is, but no way I can get there before 12/25.

**AmpPerv** · 12-21-22 13:49

Originally Posted by TAnderson78 [View Original Post]

Any info on this place on Breton and 28th just wondering is over by Relax Massage been there just looking to mix up?

I was there a couple of years ago. Very standard, HE only. A better time can be had around the corner at Relax. I don't think the owner of Wellness realizes how much competition she has in this town.

**Blackfire** · 12-21-22 12:16

Had the itch today for a massage and BBBJ, and realized I don't really know of a particular place I would go where I can do a walk-in appointment and get more than a HJ on the first visit. I was not wanting to call ahead and schedule a particular provider anywhere, I was thinking I'd spend $80 for an hour massage and tip $100 for a BJ, then laughed because I didn't know where to go and get an "almost" guaranteed service for those dollars. Probs be too late for me today by time I get any replies, but interested in responses either here or via PM if more discretion is desired.

**Benz1** · 12-20-22 18:53

Ashley texted me about her Christmas special.

Free prostate massage untill the 25th of December.

Just say Benz sent you to get the special.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...r/962999168400