Massage Parlor Reports

[Star1967]

Saw Cassidy a week ago in an office she shares with Angel. Coms weren't bad though she pushed our appt back 20 minutes (a bit annoying). The massage was barely average and she didn't seem into it. At all! I'm honestly surprised at the positive reviews she's received. The worst part was that she was sneezing every five minutes; sure enough, 24 hours later, I'm dealing with a full blown cold I didn't want or need. Finish was like a HE from a robot. $160 for an hour, definitely won't repeat.

Attitude (C- Looks (B), Massage (C- Finish (C).

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...y/626866707204

[TAnderson78]

I've seen Sweet Megan twice now. Her location is saf in the Kentwood area and her rate is affordable if you're just looking for a nice he with no strings. Massage has teasing and she expects you to be polite. The flip is good, middle of the road I'd say when compared to others. I did not partake of the BBBJ that she offers, just not my thing. I didn't have any issues with her being rude, but to each is own. If you're looking for safety and cost effectiveness, she hits the mark.

I have read mixed reviews on sweet Megan so I tried for myself recently and agree with this review, I did take her up on BBBJ and have no complaints but understand everyone has different experiences.

[BJMa56]

I have bee seeing Angel for almost 9 years. She is a wonderful at what she does! Always attentive and has helped me every time. Her techniques are awesome!

[Merlot69]

Has anyone seen Luxxey recently? She told me she has a new home studio off Lake Michigan dr. Just wondering about the whole situation, I know she has bad reviews in the past but still curious.

I see she is posting again wonder if her menu is still restricted anyone heard.

[Gene2]

Went to Relax last night. Did a walk in. Didn't get her name, but no farting happened. Although she did have an involuntary burp, which she quickly stifled! Great hard pressure massage and standard HE. Will repeat.

My favorite rejoinder as an 11 year boy when I heard a burp was "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?" Now you know why I was a lonely young man!

[DaddyD]

No name. Can't really do a search. Anyone seen this lovely behind?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/598782253571

[MichigMan]

Has anyone seen Luxxey recently? She told me she has a new home studio off Lake Michigan dr. Just wondering about the whole situation, I know she has bad reviews in the past but still curious.

[NoseJelly]

Went to Relax last night. Did a walk in. Didn't get her name, but no farting happened. Although she did have an involuntary burp, which she quickly stifled! Great hard pressure massage and standard HE. Will repeat.

[TwoSwizzle]

Probably not the case but I had a friend whose phone tone was a fart sound. I only say something because you said no smell.

I tried for over 4 hours to set up an appointment with this young lady. Drive all the way to the other side of town and she quits answering. I won't take a chance with her again.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/310820362279

Yes, she said that she'd do a 69 for me. But after 8 of them farts, I got up and left too. Told her that it was my first time for a 69. And that I was sure appreciating the effort she was putting into it. But there was no way I could take another 61 of them so I left too. (A little holiday humor....)

Lmfao! Bro's this was the weirdest experience I've ever dealt with. I love 28th street because they give real massages, but they will never get my business again after this. I got fart PTSD from that place LOL.

[LifeExplorer]

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.

Yes, she said that she'd do a 69 for me. But after 8 of them farts, I got up and left too. Told her that it was my first time for a 69. And that I was sure appreciating the effort she was putting into it. But there was no way I could take another 61 of them so I left too. (A little holiday humor....)

[Gary914]

What happened to her?

[Spanky79]

I tried for over 4 hours to set up an appointment with this young lady. Drive all the way to the other side of town and she quits answering. I won't take a chance with her again.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/310820362279

[Moonglow913]

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.

Probably not the case but I had a friend whose phone tone was a fart sound. I only say something because you said no smell.

[Benz1]

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.

Someone must have cut her cocaine with baby laxative.

[TwoSwizzle]

Happy holidays fellas, I have to report this. Went to relaxation in 28th for a message. Message was nice as usual there. Here comes the rub, she started then I heard what I thought was a fart. 6 to 7 minutes in the rub process, she starts to fart left and right. Threw me off so bad. Crazy part her farts didn't stink LOL. I had to just get up, after fart number 8 or 9 I was done with her lmao WTF.