Massage Parlor Reports

[SnAppleMgfm]

Went to see Jenny, came in asking how much a hhr was. Usual thing I do to give myself time to check the place / girls out, and a cute woman in a polka dot short dress tells me 50/70 plus tip. I say "50/70 huh. Okay half hour" "and she reminds me "plus tip" and explains that's the house fee, so I need more to tip. Of course I have extra, but I split up my money between pockets so they don't get any ideas. When she sees me with an empty wallet after handing her $60, she says "you need more for tip. " I say "Yeah, I know. " She waves the $60 around in her hand and says again "more for tip. " At this point, I say fuck it, take it back, and tell her dryly I'll be back with more then.

I ask her what her name is, and she says "Jenny. ".

[k__rat]

I went to Lucky to see if I could learn about this alleged Jenny. Found a woman who I did not recognize. Tall, Chinese, nice tits and I would later learn a big tattoo on her belly which she did her best to hide.

She was a loud talker and blunt but started with a good back massage. I had just done heavy deadlifting at the gym so the massage felt great.

Sadly after the flip was terrible. She negotiated like I was wounding her. Even asking to kiss her breasts was met with eye rolls. Very robotic hand job with zero tease at all and then complaints that it wasn't hard. Like, no shit.

So I told her to just stop and massage my legs instead and she was still desultory about that. I got so annoyed that I rudely called a stop and got dressed. She protested mightily. Maybe the worst attitude I've encountered this year.

So I don't know if that was actually "Jenny" but whoever it was I recommend avoiding. Which should be easy as she asked about the weather tomorrow because she said she is planning to go down to the Bay Area.

[WarpFactor69]

Is that the one that sings?

Yes, if you fuck her the right way.

[Dexxzy]

There was a tall lady named Lala (not the one with all the tattoos on her back) that was working at Halsey massage behind Q. She went to Seattle for several months, is now at the place on NE 102nd just north of the food carts. 200 for an hour of everything.

Is that the one that sings?

[Shifty1]

Anyone know where Lena moved to?

[WarpFactor69]

There was a tall lady named Lala (not the one with all the tattoos on her back) that was working at Halsey massage behind Q. She went to Seattle for several months, is now at the place on NE 102nd just north of the food carts. 200 for an hour of everything.

[WarpFactor69]

Red Star Glisan. Mia is still there. She is slightly cross eyed, but has a nice looking face. Unfortunately, she started demanding higher tips after she transferred here from Green Tea Mcloughlin.

182nd next to the health clinic. This is the place where you walk downstairs. Nice, but only average looking lady. I decided not to stay. This place often has good looking ladies that are happy to do everything, but be aware that this spot often stacks customers.

Luna Glisan. Older ladies both times I stopped by. Nothing exciting.

L and D 65th at Glisan. Attractive girl with long hair. She insisted on a high tip so I left. Perhaps some of you other guys will have better luck.

Green tea McLoughlin. Attractive new lady here, but she had a business like attitude. The timing wasn't good, would be interested to hear if any of you other gentlemen check her out. There was a gorgeous girl there a few weeks ago named Susan but apparently she is gone.

Starlight Barbur. Attractive lady have not tried her yet. If any of you other guys have please send me a note.

Skylight Barbur- Wiwi is still there, she is fun, upbeat, fantastic tits. Unfortunately after repeat visit still will not do a BBBJ, but she is worth seeing again in my opinion.

Yi Chi 82nd, across from Hong Phat. Pleasant older lady at this spot. She has a good attitude, wants to make you happy.

[CoSolo]

I know most here are looking for extras but Asian Rain gives the best legit massage I've been able to find in Portland. I think the lady's name is Linda. I've visited there more then any other place for a straight up massage with no extras. Some of the other massage therapists there do give extras. He. But I don't go there for that and have always turned down the offer for that. Amazing Massage though.

Stopped into the place in Oregon City today near Bimart. Older woman was there but I liked her attitude and was going to stay. But it turned out she had someone already and I would have needed to wait 20 minutes. I said that was too long and left.

[MisterJimmy]

Just an FYI guys. Saw Jenny from Sunflower at this location in Beaverton. Says business has been slow, paid $$ for everything hh.

Bless you!

[WarpFactor69]

Overall seems like business has been slow-ish. Lots of fake reviews on RM.

Angel. Two gals working. One with older face, but slimmer (nicer) body. Other with younger face, but thicker (not BBW). Overall nice because with one gal working, the interruptions can be terrible. Both give decent (but not hard) massage with tease.

Skinny.

A:35-45; F:6; B:7. 5; Natural C's.

Thick.

A:30-40; F:6. 5; B:5; Natural D+'s.

If it's the same two women that were there last month, I find them both quite attractive. The skinnier one, Mia has a sexy librarian look complete with Smokey eyes. The other one looks great when she is made up and wearing a dress. I would repeat with either one of them, but I do prefer Mia.

[NoFearToTry]

Overall seems like business has been slow-ish. Lots of fake reviews on RM.

Angel. Two gals working. One with older face, but slimmer (nicer) body. Other with younger face, but thicker (not BBW). Overall nice because with one gal working, the interruptions can be terrible. Both give decent (but not hard) massage with tease.

Skinny.

A:35-45; F:6; B:7. 5; Natural C's.

Thick.

A:30-40; F:6. 5; B:5; Natural D+'s.

Both are 43+ not over 49, but nice and no time shortage with either, fuller figure has a happy bubbly attitude and nice tits, both shaved downtown.
both will make the initial ask 200 tip but standard 200 total is reality , activities are covered , as always ymwv

[Dexxzy]

Overall seems like business has been slow-ish. Lots of fake reviews on RM.

Angel. Two gals working. One with older face, but slimmer (nicer) body. Other with younger face, but thicker (not BBW). Overall nice because with one gal working, the interruptions can be terrible. Both give decent (but not hard) massage with tease.

Skinny.

A:35-45; F:6; B:7. 5; Natural C's.

Thick.

A:30-40; F:6. 5; B:5; Natural D+'s.

[CoSolo]

Yeah, that LanXin place on Mill Plain is really bad. I was led to believe they offered more but what was actually offered was much less and very low quality.

It was so bad that I went directly from their to the place a block away and had a great experience. LanXin Bu Hao.

Vancouver.

Stopped by because in was in the area and had some time to kill. Meet by average looking, average body, probably mid 30's lady. Said name is cici. Of course.

Went for half. Nice heated table. Massage starts light. Then asks if I want oil and more pressure. After 1 minutes tells me to flip. Starts HJ and she asks about tip and if I want BJ. I said. 6 and she said HJ only. I suspect her BJ is 1. No idea if covered or not. She said no FS.

She started jackhammer. UTC roaming. No bra. Really nice natural tits with responsive nips. I made her slow WAAAY down. Told her she needed to work the balls as well. She did. Hot towel cleanup. Shorted about 10 min. Probably no repeat for me.

[Hive Chicago]

I am always 100% less satisfied going into a place that offers FS (such as L&D) and just getting it done than I am after 40 minutes of slow burn with an explosive finish.

I think the tease is probably my favorite part of the AMP experience too, so you're not alone there. The tease game used to be pretty stellar at Sunny in Tigard back when they rotated gals who were far more accommodating than the owner (especially now that she's cracking down the whip hard). My best AMP experience in Portland was there, and 90% of the reason was the teasing into play.

I need to get back out there and try new places. Most of the parlors I go to, when I actually do, are west side and just retreading grounds our pathfinders already scouted out for us, so I never have much to contribute, but hey just so you know people like me really appreciate you fellas. Really wish there was a way to safely chip in and help fund the exploration mission, lmao.

Again, maybe in a better world where sex work wasn't so vilified in the US.

[PdxBoom503]

Just an FYI guys. Saw Jenny from Sunflower at this location in Beaverton. Says business has been slow, paid $$ for everything hh.