Massage Parlor Reports

[Zippy69]

Vancouver.

Stopped by because in was in the area and had some time to kill. Meet by average looking, average body, probably mid 30's lady. Said name is cici. Of course.

Went for half. Nice heated table. Massage starts light. Then asks if I want oil and more pressure. After 1 minutes tells me to flip. Starts HJ and she asks about tip and if I want BJ. I said. 6 and she said HJ only. I suspect her BJ is 1. No idea if covered or not. She said no FS.

She started jackhammer. UTC roaming. No bra. Really nice natural tits with responsive nips. I made her slow WAAAY down. Told her she needed to work the balls as well. She did. Hot towel cleanup. Shorted about 10 min. Probably no repeat for me.

[DosedAgn]

Any have info on this place? I thought the adds were for Sweet Massage by Freds but I was mistaken.

Via text I was told free table shower, but 70/50.

[NoFearToTry]

Next to a taphoria house which serves beer there is a place. Stopped in last week and met a girl warm happy friendly with great attitude. She said her name was anna, nana or hanna you know like I could understand her perfect english. So not much of a massage but she was lightly dressed in her nightie barely below her small behind. She was a bit older but nice teeth clean and smaller frame woman. Roaming was not discouraged and the downtown playground was shaved and clean too. On the flip handy work was no issue asked for more and it was not and issue, $ just 1 took care of all the fun time activities. After was a hot towel wipe down and more nice attention and chat time. The time ran for the full hour and a bit more. She's late 40's and has the right attitude, she tried for more cash but I resisted everything until the fun time terms were meant on my terms, datycbjcfs you know. So if you wondered now you know.

[Dexxzy]

and try new places. Most of the parlors I go to, when I actually do, are west side and just retreading grounds our pathfinders already scouted out for us, so I never have much to contribute, but hey just so you know people like me really appreciate you fellas. Really wish there was a way to safely chip in and help fund the exploration mission, lmao.

Girls rotate very often, at least send updates on that.

[Souljurn]

Went to see Vivi (we we). Anna was there too but I did not get a look at her, so don't know which one is better looks wise. Anyway, Vivi is practically a unicorn. Excellent massage followed by a very decent BBBJ! That's the good and it was good. Now the bad.

No tease at all! WTF? If I could have one reasonable hobby wish fulfilled in this lifetime, it would be that all providers understand the importance of the tease for men, well for me anyway. A handful of providers get it. Others are welcome to comment, but my ideal is teasing that starts immediately and lasts throughout the massage, building along the way; understanding that responding to the teasing is not a signal from us that it's time to flip. It means we fucking like it, so keep doing it! I get it that they want to us to flip and get our asses out of there ASAP, but honestly, spending more time on the tease is going to get me done and out of there quicker than anything. Anyway, I digress. The other slight negative is Bivi is just average looking. And her body is just OK. I hate to sound negative, because overall I was pleased because a good massage is really a critical component of the session for me and who the fuck doesn't like a good BBBJ? Which hers was. Recommend!

I think the tease is probably my favorite part of the AMP experience too, so you're not alone there. The tease game used to be pretty stellar at Sunny in Tigard back when they rotated gals who were far more accommodating than the owner (especially now that she's cracking down the whip hard). My best AMP experience in Portland was there, and 90% of the reason was the teasing into play.

I need to get back out there and try new places. Most of the parlors I go to, when I actually do, are west side and just retreading grounds our pathfinders already scouted out for us, so I never have much to contribute, but hey just so you know people like me really appreciate you fellas. Really wish there was a way to safely chip in and help fund the exploration mission, lmao.

Again, maybe in a better world where sex work wasn't so vilified in the US.

[Abkbk]

It's been a while and I decided to go out recently. Had thought about stopping by Blue Star but it is an unknown to me beyond one scouting visit asking for hhr and hr rates when it first opened. I decided to go to Hart instead since I felt it was long enough since that incident happened and the last session I had there was during Candy times. Met by a Cici at the door, looked to be mid-30's, some difficultly with communication with her, a bit plump, and a cute in her own way face. Stopped by the restroom first before heading into the room and on return out to the hallway, got switched to a different girl that I had to check if she was taking care of my session. Probably later 40's, skinnier, not much of an ass, and age was showing. Didn't bother asking for her name. I was whatever since I wasn't in the mood to leave and go somewhere else. I was there to see how things are currently and was willing to take some risk. Paid the HF hr and got ready on the table. Massage was decent back and front, some teasing reaching for jr. Asked if I wanted and then hand signals boom boom hip pump. Agreed and went to get the tip. Never gave me a quote and didn't really push back on what I gave though she did pause a few seconds to think when counting. She went to get supplies and came back. Jr was already at attention and she just went in for cg after the cover. Did the hover cg because apparently the boss or owner was in the next room and she mentioned to keep things quiet. After two more positions, she motions that she wants to finish things with an HJ, but I convinced her to go for one more position. Finished off taking off the cover for the HJ. Ended the session with the front massage. Some may find having the boss / owner adding to the excitement but I found it to be annoying and having to exert more effort to change how I do things to be on the quiet side. Checked my time when I left and I was short 15 minutes but it more than that from making a pit stop at the restroom, being interrupted once during the back massage with the girl having to go out into the hallway and talk, and then after getting supplies the girl being stopped in the hallway to talk with a third older girl so it was more like around a hhr session though I paid for hr. The difference was somewhat negligible, but the the penny pinchers it's a. 1 difference. Tip was a the low end of the range, I was testing to see how far I could go in getting what I wanted from the session, not to mention budget is a bit tighter at this time of year. Total damage was .6/1.2. Would I come back again? I'll wait a while and the whole be quiet thing is a factor. As always, YMMV.

[MisterJimmy]

Went to see Vivi (we we). Anna was there too but I did not get a look at her, so don't know which one is better looks wise. Anyway, Vivi is practically a unicorn. Excellent massage followed by a very decent BBBJ! That's the good and it was good. Now the bad.

No tease at all! WTF? If I could have one reasonable hobby wish fulfilled in this lifetime, it would be that all providers understand the importance of the tease for men, well for me anyway. A handful of providers get it. Others are welcome to comment, but my ideal is teasing that starts immediately and lasts throughout the massage, building along the way; understanding that responding to the teasing is not a signal from us that it's time to flip. It means we fucking like it, so keep doing it! I get it that they want to us to flip and get our asses out of there ASAP, but honestly, spending more time on the tease is going to get me done and out of there quicker than anything. Anyway, I digress. The other slight negative is Bivi is just average looking. And her body is just OK. I hate to sound negative, because overall I was pleased because a good massage is really a critical component of the session for me and who the fuck doesn't like a good BBBJ? Which hers was. Recommend!

[DosedAgn]

Swung in on Friday. Parking lot was filled which is probably why I pulled the back up 3rd girl who seems like a manager of some sort. I always see her there but never have had her services. Short, nice rack, big smile.

4. 5/10 massage. No tease in table shower or massage. Balked at 1. 4 for FS, but accepted. Thighs shut during daty, cover on while fully soft, holding cover entire time. Absolute buzzkill. I was so excited to pull her too.

There was a new girl with zero English there I've yet to try. Guessing she is Kiki from a previous review. Candy was still there who I'd pass on.

Guess I'll wait awhe before returning in hopes of new providers.

[OCStorm39]

I stopped by this place by Yukon Tavern last weekend, and was greeted by a very cute lady who I would guess is about 30. She was about 5'4", maybe 120 lbs. Great body- rack is 9. 5/10, the rest maybe 9/10. Pretty face too. Opted for 30 min. At 50. Upon 12-15 mark, she said to flip. Massage pretty average. Menu was open for 150 after she'd tried to get 2. Upcharge to 2 referenced for daty. Wish I had. Anyway, very worthwhile imo for the FS, as she is of the highest quality appearance-wise. Not disinterested at all. Open to switching positions. Half-hr. Cut slightly short due to waiting patron. No biggie for me. Pretty sure they were real, BTW.

Personality was a little snarky, but in a playful way. Kind of likes to poke fun and made some nice comments at the end. Will def. Return.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Thanks for all of the info and laughs!

First time poster. Been lurking for weeks now. Stopped by here after your report. My second time to an AMP. Was pleasantly surprised by the gal that appeared as soon as I opened the door. I think she said her name was Vicky and like someone else mentioned, here till EOM as there is another place opening that she will be moving to. Couldn't quite bridge where that was going to be though.

Massage wasn't great, but some teasing and on the flip, even more teasing. Then made a hip thrust motion with both hands asking if I do, LOL. Gave 1.5 for tip. CBJ, FS. She said OK, but said bring more next time. As they all apparently do. Open to switching positions as you mentioned which was cool. Full of personality and a bit of attitude, however like you mentioned, in a fun way. The body and activities, I'd repeat.

[Count23]

Gave Fen Qi on Powell (across from ABC) another shot, and was fortunate to have the Girl With the Dragon Chest Tattoo. After holding the door for another monger heading out (hi, if you're here), got a nice massage to start, followed by an excellent BBBJ. Total damage was 1.5, which is a bit high, but she does give a good massage and doesn't skimp on time.

[Benson008]

I had some free morning time so I visited and was greeted by someone who called herself Money. I got a laugh out of that and asked, how much money?

HH massage and CFS nothing more from an average lady in her mid 40's slender.

[Dexxzy]

Two plain aunties, Vivian and Chloe were all that was available. Vivian may not technically be an auntie but she's a stout gal and that makes her look older, IMO. I think Chloe is the de facto mamasan. Anyway, Chloe is the better looking of the two and again, also the older. FS and CBJ offered, no BBBJ. We were in the $150 range before I declined. Just not into aunties (or grannies).

I went there maybe 2 weeks ago and got Chloe. Face wise looks plain and she had on some plain clothes that didn't impress. My expectations going in were pretty low, but when she took her clothes, I was pleasantly surprised. She definitely has one of the better hard bodies I've seen. Big downside was attitude. Repeated wanting more money several times.

A:33-43; F:5. 5; B:8. 0; Small B's.

I stopped by this place by Yukon Tavern last weekend, and was greeted by a very cute lady who I would guess is about 30. She was about 5'4", maybe 120 lbs. Great body- rack is 9. 5/10, the rest maybe 9/10. Pretty face too.

Stopped by here recently. I'd say your A / H / W is pretty spot on (unlike some other people). Obviously, everyone has different rating systems, these are just my #'s. Definitely cute face, but some belly fat but (especially noticeable when she bends over) otherwise above average body with well above rack. Don't come here expecting a remotely good massage though. Name given was Vicky and she'll be here until EOM.

A:27-34; F:7. 5; B:7; Natural C / D's.

[FoolOfATook]

Anybody have any info on Natural Manual? Worth the parking lot risk.

Dunno if it's worth a busted window, but I've generally gotten enthusiastic CFS for what I would consider a normal rate there. I've only ever seen two women in there, the mamasan who lounges about and her underling. The underling isn't much to write home about and the massage itself is more tease than massage if that matters to you.

[Bhanson475]

Stopped by Luna the other day greeted by very average girl fully dressed with layers. She said another girl will do your massage I said ok hoping to get something in a nice dress! I used bathroom and came out and I literally saw a troll I immediately asked for my money and said I had to go.

Stopped by natural manual rang door bell. Decent looking lady answered wearing a blouse and jean shorts as I was walking in I noticed glass everywhere where the cars parked so I told her I would be back!

Went to place by poppy's I think it is maybe pappys. Saw nana everything was available but wasn't great was in a mood after searching.

Anybody have any info on Natural Manual? Worth the parking lot risk.

[Onion5]

Popped in here last week to do some recon. One woman wearing a skimpy slip sort of dress came out to greet me. I think she was in the middle of an appointment so I'm sorry if that was you. She was pretty, slightly older, late 40's-50's with a skinny frame and nice C cups. $50/$70, will definitely come back.

I stopped by this place by Yukon Tavern last weekend, and was greeted by a very cute lady who I would guess is about 30. She was about 5'4", maybe 120 lbs. Great body- rack is 9. 5/10, the rest maybe 9/10. Pretty face too. Opted for 30 min. At 50. Upon 12-15 mark, she said to flip. Massage pretty average. Menu was open for 150 after she'd tried to get 2. Upcharge to 2 referenced for daty. Wish I had. Anyway, very worthwhile imo for the FS, as she is of the highest quality appearance-wise. Not disinterested at all. Open to switching positions. Half-hr. Cut slightly short due to waiting patron. No biggie for me. Pretty sure they were real, BTW.

Personality was a little snarky, but in a playful way. Kind of likes to poke fun and made some nice comments at the end. Will def. Return.

Would also like to add that Serenity spa on 119th and Stark is excellent for the massage part. Flip is great too, but not FS that I have been able to ascertain. Super sweet proprietor, parking in rear (literally), shower upon request. She's probably 50 or so. I find her attractive. Not thin, not fat. Cans to die for. 50/70 and doesn't haggle at all.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Thanks for all of the info and laughs!