Massage Parlor Reports

[Jaguar300ZX]

...Can't get it in. She tries to sit down on it. Nope. Then I put the pillow underneath her ass to get a straight shot. No again? WTF? Is this a working girl or not? Felt around with finger and sure enough, tight as it could possibly be. How can she do this job? Look I've been with near virgins back in the day and it was not even close to this tight...

There's a device that Dentist's use to hold the patient's jaw open, -Maybe that would help her!?

[RChangDatyKing]

I love being back home for all the great Asian foods and massages. The Convoy area is my go to area for both.

Sakura Massage: I was told they have 2 newer ladies I hadn't tried so I gave them a shot. I love to hunt for new UTRs. I received good deep pressure massages from both. The ladies aren't UTR materials but nonetheless always great massage experiences. Also got massages from 2 of my 4 favorites here, Chloe and Lilly. Chloe for her amazing walk on back and Lilly for her relaxation afterwards.

Golden A: Saw 2 of my favorites here, Ella and Angela. Both are probably the youngest at this spot. Both give great massages. Ella has more curves and Angela is on the slim side.

MBC: Always a go to spot for me on Convoy. The ladies do not want their names mentioned but for those who know this spot know who to schedule with. Newbies that go here and ask for the masseuses by name will often times be told the masseuse is not there. If you are a regular and the girls like you they'll tell you to text and schedule with them directly.

Crystal Spa on Convoy: I received a text from a masseuse I don't remembered seeing. LOL. She told me I met her at several spas in town. This is a new spa in a busy strip mall. Any intel on this spot is greatly appreciated. I might eventually TOFTT to check it out.

[ADwightSchrute]

Was in the area and got who I think was nico. There was another girl working, but didn't get a good look at her or a name. Little to no English when communicating with her. She is about 5 foot and some change with natural Bs wore a nice skin tight dress. Told me the donations did 30,45,60 min session. Decided I would do 45 min. I laid on table and she started a decent massage with some oils. QShe did the normal routine and would cover body with towel. Gave signs, but she continued to use towel to cover body parts. This went on for 10-15 min, all the whole giving her the signs I was chill. She did some light teasing when focusing on lower body. Upon flip. She did some more light touching and Jr was becoming interested. She did some hand gestures and told her everything. She started with cat licking which was ehhhh seemed like I was going to get BBBJ, but she placed cover on. She then asked me to be on top for Mish with LFK. She is tight with a grip, I was trying to see if I could do BBFS to experience more of her, but in her little English hesitated. We continued in mish as I sucked in her naturals and LFK. I finished in cover after a few minutes. She then cleaned me up and continued with a few more minutes of light massage.

Overall I wouldn't repeat again. If I'm in the area and desperate I might consider. HF. 60 for 45 and 1. 4 tip.

Regarding Erma, I checked it out to scout out the talent back in July. I met Nicole and Mia. Nicole was shorter, cute face, with an attractive neck line. Mia was tall, skinny, attractive, with a pleasant and welcoming personality. On the fuckability scale, I rated them an 8 and 9, respectively.

The problem was, during that time, Bell was on the scene and in terms of beauty and fuckability, she is a strong 10. So even if I had the money to do business with either Nicole or Mia, I would have been willing to go forward with both, especially tall Mia, I would have sunk it on follow-ups with the fair skinned beauty instead.

How is the current talent at Erma now?

I went to UTC right after, so along the way, I stopped by Ocean Breeze to meet the talent there. The crew on the premises at the time were on the older side, so definitely a hard pass.

I read a report a little more than a month back that the talent improved, so always curious how the current talent at Ocean Breeze is now as well.

Regarding Super Spa off University, I know Sophia was there. Regardless of the quality of the talent before or after, a spa just gets awesome when Sophia is on the premises. I enjoyed reading her Me Spa reviews and enjoyed learning about her new name. Vowels would have been helpful. Like could I have read her name as Kaka? Haha.

[YLover]

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. And I'll try to keep it shorter for those with limited attention spans.

You want massageee?: Not sports therapy level but Joy has proper technique and while I normally will skip or rush through the massage, I let her do her thing for a very relaxing 15 minutes before she started the light touch tease with very very wet kisses on my back and neck.

About Face: Very cute if rather average appearance. Lovely skin and Joy has an expressive face that lights up. She appears much younger than she is.

Sexy Face: Awesome expressions in the throes of ecstasy. Excellent love-talk and dirty-talk as well. Really seems to get into it.

Rapunzel Factor: Average straight hair. Nice and soft but nothing remarkable.

Golden Globes Award: Perfect and perky heavy-B cups with soft little nipples that she loves to play with and have played with.

Derriere so fair: Nice and firm and a lovely little bumper in K-9.

Let's get waisted: Not skinny but not flabby. Simply a nice tummy. Great view up across her belly when in DATY.

Kissing up: Passionate GFE DFK with her soft and athletic tongue. Set the mood the moment she walked into the room.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off: Couldn't take me deep but very enthusiastic BBBJ and seemed happy to keep at it for as long as I wished. Good eye contact too.

Brought to you by the letter why: DATY was great. Joy settled into it and let me linger longer on her labia. She massaged her breasts and held my hair and guided me all over the little canyon between her thighs. After ten minutes or so she had a small orgasm but encouraged me to keep going and a few moments later had a crushing O. Joy was breathless, shivering and needed to chill for a few minutes. She said "You made me come in two places. Here (pointing to her clit) and inside. That never happens" and she seemed truly blissful and appreciative. She turned the GFE dial up to 11 after that and gave me all I could handle.

Here, kitty kitty: A perfect flesh colored clam with a little man in a boat. That little man stands up tall when given the right incentive!

Channel Lock Vice Grip Rating: The velvet glove grip. Not too tight. Willing and able to take all 8" deep inside. And forget about kegels. She had a freakin' washing machine going on down there! It wasn't just squeezing, it was as if she could rotate her insides to give you a hand job inside of her. No idea how she does that. I thought Yoona had a unique talent in this regard but it seems Joy has attended the same Academy of Pussy Dynamics. How do they learn to do this stuff? Man!.

Jacques Cousteau Award: Joy was plenty wet and ready to go after our DATY session. No lube required.

We have reached cruising attitude: Endearing, playful, no drama, good English skills, very willing to please and the embodiment of a GFE session.

Checkered Flag: Joy asked me to go easy to start the finale but once HAL had opened the pod bay door she encouraged me to take her at whatever pace I wished. A long time in various forms of Mish and then I requested Doggie and Joy said "oh, I don't know. You're too big" (I'm sure she says that to all the boys) but she obliged my request and the fit was perfect; as was the view in the mirror. As I reached my climax, Joy got those muscles arranged so she was clamping down on the base of my cock but opened her womb wide so it felt like I was shooting a rope. She kept me hard and inside her for a few minutes before we uncoupled the caboose and began the clean-up. Awesome girl and I hope to catch her again before she moves onward back to LA.

[PoonTangJohnny]

To all of my fellow Veterans here: Happy Veterans Day! Thank you so much, for you service!

We here at the USASG would like to associate ourselves with this sentiment.

A2

Both new joints closed nearby, not open yet. So I go to whatever the new name is by the ubiquitous smoke shop. Small Chinese girl.

Two working at the time. Can't remember the names Rini and Reaina?

What's really funny is, this early evening right around 6:30 pm, I get a call from a number that I definitely recognized but I couldn't remember who it belonged to; the El Diablo ending in 666 number. So I answered, and said hello. And I could hear a girl talking sounding muffled and far away. I couldn't make out what she was saying. So I said hello a couple of more times, a little louder, and still no answer, so I assumed it was just a butt call. When I got off of the phone, I Googled the number, and sure enough, it's the same old number that VIP Campo used from way back when I used to go there what seems like now, ions ago.

So I'm curious, did any of you other VIP Campo regulars here, get perhaps a similar out of the blue strange call like I did, from them? I mean for the life of me, there is no way where my phone number would've been mixed in with any recent activity! I assume that I'm still in their contacts, because I know that when the new owner bought VIP from our favortie gals, they also got VIP's phone number, their phone and their entire list of clients contact info.

I'll always cherish all of those wonderful memories / fantasies I had at that place next to that smoke shop.

[RichJ8991]

Both new joints closed nearby, not open yet. So I go to whatever the new name is by the ubiquitous smoke shop. Small Chinese girl.

Two working at the time. Can't remember the names Rini and Reaina? Very similar names. Everything going fine, CBJ, then try mish. And. Can't get it in. She tries to sit down on it. Nope. Then I put the pillow underneath her ass to get a straight shot. No again? WTF? Is this a working girl or not? Felt around with finger and sure enough, tight as it could possibly be. How can she do this job? Look I've been with near virgins back in the day and it was not even close to this tight.

Ask for 2nd chick. She thinks I want both. NO LOL. She finally gets it. Gave her $60, I know she earned more for the effort but wanted to save the other $140.2nd girl comes invalone. Around 5 foot 6, and this time she took it with no problem. Besides doing the annoying "Oh baby" 100 times. Overall it was fine but my god, the first girl should be doing something else like nails for a living. I'm not that big but I had 0 chance of entering. 1st time that ever happened. Unless I was not hard enough or something.

[RolfTorren]

I've seen a couple of reports here mention Angie and LFK. So she doesn't DFK? Pity if that's true. I really like that.

My fly was at 4:30 pm since I had sometime to kill decided to go UFS spa and had the luck to get with Angie who is a talented, sweet, beautiful, and young Chinese girl who has a gorgeous body. She's my new favorite so treat her right guys she's absolutely perfect. She first brought me into the room with some light DFK and teasing, she has an amazing body and she let me touch her all over. We start more teasing and kissing. She then goes down on me and gives me an amazing BBBJ and plenty of ball teasing. I felt her under and she was already wet. Then after we played with a few positions but I got physically tired to early due to smoking a joint before (not a good idea because I wanted more energy with her) I let her finish me off with more BBBJ and HJ. She also talks very dirty which I love.

[Pain2018]

Is the MILF Lulu in town still? I am really feeling the need to make her my first asian! If so, where and times please and thank you.

Hahahahaha!

[Msog1]

Does anyone remember the older Mexican mamasan that used to work at Royal Spa that was near SDSU or university area and where she might be at nowadays? She used to have sone hot girls.

[Skajikhan]

Is the MILF Lulu in town still? I am really feeling the need to make her my first asian! If so, where and times please and thank you.

[PutsyLover]

It was quick because after she took my money she simply refused to do anything. When I ask she said "what money, go away."

I talked to the momma and she looked at me like I was shit stuck to her shoe and said "leave before I call police."

Must be new management or something but I'll never go back

[ThaAmpGuy]

3rd time with this small very cute Chinese girl. BBBJ and CFS first two times. And third. But this time she kept adding oil, and adding and adding. Maybe she was raw from a hard week or something, but she added it like 3-4 times before and during. Combine that with me trying out large condoms (been doing that off and on lately). Don't notice much of a difference from the normal-sized ones, the SKYN ones are great once the chick gets wet -- feels like it's not even on. But that's the scary part too! And that's exactly what happened this time. Large condom + too much oil. I estimate I was in there at least 30-60 seconds without it; it was buried super deep in her afterwards. Didn't know until right after I finished. I'm like oh no.

Now this has happened before, where it either broke or slipped off. I don't always stay rock hard the whole time so it can happen. But in the past, the girls were usually not super pissed, but also not exactly thrilled either. This one was very businesslike about it. "Did you cum?" I think so. "Yes, you did, I see it on the sheet. " I told her 2-3 times I was sorry, I didn't know. She said it's OK, she's on the pill anyway. Anyway, I didn't get anything (immediate) and she seems otherwise very clean but I could tell this has happened more than once to her as well. By the way she responded. Some girls are genuinely alarmed (it sometimes slips off after I finish but stays within sight). Some are like oh well. Which means that's not cool if you are the unlucky one and she had it done to her the week before. So far so good but it's rolling dice. I guess any sexual encounter is rolling dice.

Now the question is: next time I see her, will she be an overprotective prude or will she offer BBFS. She's cute enough that I just may do something stupid.

This has happened to me on a couple of occasions. It happened twice with the same provider during two separate sessions in two different positions. Both times the condom slipped off in mid stroke and got buried inside her. I'm I was only inside bare for about 30 seconds or so, but I could feel the change in sensation so I pulled out immediately. I believe she was tightening up to get me to finish but unknowingly worked the condom off. During both sessions, she just applied a new once she realized that I hadn't finished yet.

[RolfTorren]

Coming back from work I decided to check out Diamond again. Parking was easy right in front. I was greeted by an enthusiastic hostess who invited me in but I declined. She seemed pleasant but there was something weird about her eyes. As I was backing out she called the other girl on duty to say hello. This was Annie. Very GND, but I just got the sense that she was new to this. I asked.

If Sophia was coming back, and they said one day maybe. I exited without partaking. These days I like to bet on a sure thing. Just for the heck of it I swung by NLBC. The sign is still next to the door, but no one was home. Such great memories in that place. I wonder why it remains vacant.

Just for scouting purposes I drove past Diamond on the way to work today. Sure enough every other business is boarded up except the AMP. They used to have great talent there, but I'm not sure these days. Plenty of parking out front at that hour and there's also more across the street. I'm wondering if they too will be moving soon. The open sign was lit, but that could just be on permanently. Budget and time did not permit further investigation.

[Jl0602]

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[Yogurt2020]

Ivy HONESTLY looks like she could be Nicole Doshi's slimmer sister. She has a slutty attitude and likes to talk dirty throughout the session.

I just had a session with Ivy and this comment by SDPewPew is spot on with the Nicole Doshi reference. I think Ivy has a cuter looking face.

Anyway so I swung by 108 around noon and was immediately greeted by Ivy. She is short (5'1 5'4), pretty face, amazing skin, and petite build all around. DFK, BBBJ, covered FS. The usual. The mirror set up and angles are prime at 108. The views you get are incredible, really adds to the experience.

She is a total babe and her service is awesome. Apparently she is only here for a couple weeks.

Saw Cindy on the way out. She looks great too. Ivy has a prettier face but Cindy seems to have a better body.