Massage Parlor Reports

[Msog1]

Does anyone remember the older Mexican mamasan that used to work at Royal Spa that was near SDSU or university area and where she might be at nowadays? She used to have sone hot girls.

[Skajikhan]

Is the MILF Lulu in town still? I am really feeling the need to make her my first asian! If so, where and times please and thank you.

[PutsyLover]

It was quick because after she took my money she simply refused to do anything. When I ask she said "what money, go away."

I talked to the momma and she looked at me like I was shit stuck to her shoe and said "leave before I call police."

Must be new management or something but I'll never go back

[ThaAmpGuy]

3rd time with this small very cute Chinese girl. BBBJ and CFS first two times. And third. But this time she kept adding oil, and adding and adding. Maybe she was raw from a hard week or something, but she added it like 3-4 times before and during. Combine that with me trying out large condoms (been doing that off and on lately). Don't notice much of a difference from the normal-sized ones, the SKYN ones are great once the chick gets wet -- feels like it's not even on. But that's the scary part too! And that's exactly what happened this time. Large condom + too much oil. I estimate I was in there at least 30-60 seconds without it; it was buried super deep in her afterwards. Didn't know until right after I finished. I'm like oh no.

Now this has happened before, where it either broke or slipped off. I don't always stay rock hard the whole time so it can happen. But in the past, the girls were usually not super pissed, but also not exactly thrilled either. This one was very businesslike about it. "Did you cum?" I think so. "Yes, you did, I see it on the sheet. " I told her 2-3 times I was sorry, I didn't know. She said it's OK, she's on the pill anyway. Anyway, I didn't get anything (immediate) and she seems otherwise very clean but I could tell this has happened more than once to her as well. By the way she responded. Some girls are genuinely alarmed (it sometimes slips off after I finish but stays within sight). Some are like oh well. Which means that's not cool if you are the unlucky one and she had it done to her the week before. So far so good but it's rolling dice. I guess any sexual encounter is rolling dice.

Now the question is: next time I see her, will she be an overprotective prude or will she offer BBFS. She's cute enough that I just may do something stupid.

This has happened to me on a couple of occasions. It happened twice with the same provider during two separate sessions in two different positions. Both times the condom slipped off in mid stroke and got buried inside her. I'm I was only inside bare for about 30 seconds or so, but I could feel the change in sensation so I pulled out immediately. I believe she was tightening up to get me to finish but unknowingly worked the condom off. During both sessions, she just applied a new once she realized that I hadn't finished yet.

[RolfTorren]

Coming back from work I decided to check out Diamond again. Parking was easy right in front. I was greeted by an enthusiastic hostess who invited me in but I declined. She seemed pleasant but there was something weird about her eyes. As I was backing out she called the other girl on duty to say hello. This was Annie. Very GND, but I just got the sense that she was new to this. I asked.

If Sophia was coming back, and they said one day maybe. I exited without partaking. These days I like to bet on a sure thing. Just for the heck of it I swung by NLBC. The sign is still next to the door, but no one was home. Such great memories in that place. I wonder why it remains vacant.

Just for scouting purposes I drove past Diamond on the way to work today. Sure enough every other business is boarded up except the AMP. They used to have great talent there, but I'm not sure these days. Plenty of parking out front at that hour and there's also more across the street. I'm wondering if they too will be moving soon. The open sign was lit, but that could just be on permanently. Budget and time did not permit further investigation.

[Jl0602]

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[Yogurt2020]

Ivy HONESTLY looks like she could be Nicole Doshi's slimmer sister. She has a slutty attitude and likes to talk dirty throughout the session.

I just had a session with Ivy and this comment by SDPewPew is spot on with the Nicole Doshi reference. I think Ivy has a cuter looking face.

Anyway so I swung by 108 around noon and was immediately greeted by Ivy. She is short (5'1 5'4), pretty face, amazing skin, and petite build all around. DFK, BBBJ, covered FS. The usual. The mirror set up and angles are prime at 108. The views you get are incredible, really adds to the experience.

She is a total babe and her service is awesome. Apparently she is only here for a couple weeks.

Saw Cindy on the way out. She looks great too. Ivy has a prettier face but Cindy seems to have a better body.

[Pete The Great]

MMS said she had some new girls that I would like. Went in and she presented me with Cindy. Wow, she is beautiful. Tall and lean, about 5'7" long dark hair and the prettiest and most alluring smile this side of Mina. Now I'm not going to compare her to Mina, as Mina is the GOAT, but like Mina and the amazing Eva, I found Cindy to be amongst the best kissers I've had the pleasure of being with. Slow, deep passionate kissing, no awkward tongue darting like some of these girls do. I'm not good at writing the long play by play reports, but everything you normally read that happens at this place happened and it was all excellent. Cindy is ATF material. She's here until the 15th. On the way out saw two other extremely attractive girls. Where does MMS get these girls? It's like a never-ending supply of hot young Asian girls at this place. Very impressive will definitely repeat.

[SeanMendez345]

Regarding Erma, I checked it out to scout out the talent back in July. I met Nicole and Mia. Nicole was shorter, cute face, with an attractive neck line. Mia was tall, skinny, attractive, with a pleasant and welcoming personality. On the fuckability scale, I rated them an 8 and 9, respectively.

The problem was, during that time, Bell was on the scene and in terms of beauty and fuckability, she is a strong 10. So even if I had the money to do business with either Nicole or Mia, I would have been willing to go forward with both, especially tall Mia, I would have sunk it on follow-ups with the fair skinned beauty instead.

How is the current talent at Erma now?


I read a report a little more than a month back that the talent improved, so always curious how the current talent at Ocean Breeze is now as well.

The few times in this forum I actually have info to give (Since I live in a decent Walking Distance). You just missed yoyo which definitely was a nice visit not like 18 young but still pretty young and pretty and got your attention and was a sweat heart through and through. BBBJ and CFS. I just went and had a session with the newer girl Nico this month Nice tight body looks like she might actually work out nice firm booty (like a real nice firm you know, like maybe she squats) and she gave good if not just as good as yoyo service. Its probably my go too just out of the fact that its close gets the job done. From time to time I will make the drive into the city visit my other ATF's but erma.

O and last time I went to ocean they opened the door looked at me then closed the door after saying something fast in Chinese. After that I was like whelp not coming back here.

[RolfTorren]

Just for scouting purposes I drove past Diamond on the way to work today. Sure enough every other business is boarded up except the AMP. They used to have great talent there, but I'm not sure these days. Plenty of parking out front at that hour and there's also more across the street. I'm wondering if they too will be moving soon. The open sign was lit, but that could just be on permanently. Budget and time did not permit further investigation.

Decided to drive through and see a bunch of places to see how the talent measured up. Obviously a chunk of this is based on looks and initial impressions. If you are anything like me, there has to be a physical connection otherwise I don't get as excited, happy or have the best experience possible. If the girl doesn't come across attractive (to me) there's a good chance I'm not sticking around.

ME Spa. Lisa.
Greeted by the MMS and put in a room while I waited for Lisa to finish up. Had read about some good service here recently with KK so my hopes were high. Met Lisa. Pretty plain and average looking. Small, pushed up boobs and small Gut. Thanked them for their time and left. Will wait for new talent.

9 Spa (PB).

[PoonTangJohnny]

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[CuriousJo8]

Notice how you can't message John anymore? Regardless of the holes you poked in the encounter, I doubt this is the author's original entry. I'll add though, this is why I always report and recommend using the restroom before a session. Hell, if I see mouthwash available, I'll take the liberty and use it too. It's like going to a movie theater, you don't want to have to pee in the middle of your session. You can compare the two entries, they look similar. I believe the original entry got written over and the account got banned.

I went to see K*a at 8-1 spa, I have to give a big warning, I forgot to leave my wallet in the car and when I got dressed it wasn't in my pants. It wasn't below them either so it didn't fall out. When I said it was missing everybody suddenly acted stupid. I'm not 100% sure but I think maybe somebody took it.

This report may have been edited to show the fucking shills throwing spam on my forum what I could be doing about it if I wanted to be a dick. You motherfuckers better learn real quick to knock this shit off or nobody from this forum will feel safe to go there.

Nobody needs to report this post, I'm aware of it. Thank you to all the guys who did. These fucking shills need to figure out that the game has changed, people really hate them.

A2

I guess sooner or later it always happens, when to UFS today, got a new girl, I don't remember her name. I had to take a piss really bad in the middle of the session and since this is one of my favorite places I just went.

Later, at the gas station when I opened my wallet 100 bucks was missing.

I should know better but I really had to pee.

Don't go back.

Wait a minute, could you explain everything a bit better? You walked out 1/2 through. A normal massage? Nothing 'started' yet, if you know what I mean? So you walked out with a towel and left your wallet. Either you left for the bathroom clothed and with your wallet. Or with a towel and came back in the room right? So she took the $100 when you were in a towel and then you came back in the room, nothing else happened and you left? Is that what happened? What exactly happened during the other 1/2?

[CuriousJo8]

Regarding Erma, I checked it out to scout out the talent back in July. I met Nicole and Mia. Nicole was shorter, cute face, with an attractive neck line. Mia was tall, skinny, attractive, with a pleasant and welcoming personality. On the fuckability scale, I rated them an 8 and 9, respectively.

The problem was, during that time, Bell was on the scene and in terms of beauty and fuckability, she is a strong 10. So even if I had the money to do business with either Nicole or Mia, I would have been willing to go forward with both, especially tall Mia, I would have sunk it on follow-ups with the fair skinned beauty instead.

How is the current talent at Erma now?

I went to UTC right after, so along the way, I stopped by Ocean Breeze to meet the talent there. The crew on the premises at the time were on the older side, so definitely a hard pass.

I read a report a little more than a month back that the talent improved, so always curious how the current talent at Ocean Breeze is now as well.

Regarding Super Spa off University, I know Sophia was there. Regardless of the quality of the talent before or after, a spa just gets awesome when Sophia is on the premises. I enjoyed reading her Me Spa reviews and enjoyed learning about her new name. Vowels would have been helpful. Like could I have read her name as Kaka? Haha.

My usage of rubmaps has gone down tremendously. There are a few spas that I know For sure have fake reviews:

ELF massage / spa (mercury).

Super spa (university).

Spa Bello (el cajon).

Massage One (university).

No. 1 Ark Massage (rancho Bernardo).

If you look carefully most of the same users review these 5 spots. I've called some out a long time ago so now they have smartened up to mostly go private.

Every now and then some of them slip up, like the current user Ghengiskhack (user 7956579) - and if you follow some crumbs you will find multiple accounts doing the same thing. I assume its some sort of operations they are running / someone with bots that approach the spas with promises of more business, etc.

There are other highly suspicious spas including Erma.

And then not so much fake users doing some sort of operations, but some of the top reviewed spas have white knights (or even the owner) jump on any review that's not perfect and accuse the reviewer of being fake or that they must have gone in when they were busy to have a mediocre experience and try to defend the place. You will notice similar users that post 5 star essay reviews for a provider immediately if there is one report of a mediocre experience with the provider. I just assume these mongers gave their balls to the spa and share these reviews with them and try to look like a good little boy to the owner for defending them to get some preferential treatment (inside info, discounts, etc.).

And then there are the trolls that make names similar to other users and post troll reviews. These are a different breed and get a rise out of the shills and white knights LOL.

The "fake reviews" I mentioned up top that go across multiple spas don't usually interact in comment sections which is why I suspect they are some sort of operations that exist just for reviews, but the white knights / shills and trolls actually post comments so these are probably real people and I honestly don't know which problem is worst haha.

It's pretty pathetic looking at it from the outside but then again I get hit with reality that I'm spending this much time typing this post instead of being more productive LOL. But I needed a break from the new god of war.

I pretty much have gotten jaded enough with rubmaps that I now assume private profile = shill or fake review.

I still travel frequently and it can still be useful in smaller towns but if you follow the crumbs enough you will notice these accounts post across the country so I advise to take any suspiciously good review from private profiles as fake. I'm sure there are real users that go private for whatever reason but sorry, I don't trust you now due to how bad rubmaps has gotten.

My jaded-ness has carried over to these forums in the past year especially with users that post essay type reviews to try and sell a fantasy to us rather than giving an honest review as a monger. I'm not calling them fake but it's obvious that some people are mouthpieces for certain spas and probably print out their reviews to bring to the spa owner for a pat on their head.

I can't thank admin2 enough for cleaning a lot of it up.

Another trend I've seen is oversharing of inside information.

Yes, knowing what type of providers and who if you are familiar is very helpful! We really do appreciate the info.

But just because the spa is feeding you inside info to help promote the business doesn't mean that you can shut people's opinions and experiences at those spas down.

Always be careful out there! Peace and love.

P.S. I hate that LOL gets autocapitalized because I'm immature and use it frequently in text form and it makes me look even more immature here LOL.

[CuriousJo8]

I can't agree more. I thought, so these guys ended up not getting their dick sucked? Yet, elsewhere, other guys are just relaxing while their girl is enjoying their lollipop. SMH.

No shooting their load in the bag and enjoying a post climax meal, be it tacos, pancakes, or burgers, for those guys, sadly.

This is exactly why some of us go to trusted massage parlors and not online for this stuff.

[CuriousJo8]

It's great. I realized once I let my premium status expire there, the trolls just magically disappeared. Haha.

Yup just cancelled my renewal subscription to RM because of how trash it has gotten.