Massage Parlor Reports

**Jinurso** · 11-10-22 23:37

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

Do you mean Sarah? I don't see a Sandra on their website.

They're two different people. Sandra might be off this week if you don't see her. Sarah is an eastern European woman, Sandra is latina / Asian. Although they both have very good menus and are among the best when it comes to service. But they're also somewhere in their 40's.

**OF Charlie** · 11-10-22 23:14

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

I've done a bunch of nuru before mostly in Dallas with the Korean parlors there and Orlando with the Chinese Parlors there. 9 times of 10 it's an awesome experience, so I decided to go check out Lina and see if she would be on the same level. BHC can be super busy at times so I always try to go at off hour times when it's likely to be slow because you always get a better experience. I walked in and this really pretty girl named Julie or Julia opened the door. I told her I was there for Lina and she put me in the little holding cell they have there and closed the curtain. After a few minutes, this tall, tan skinned, big racked beauty opens up the curtain and I'm like fuck yeah, this is going to be good.

She takes me to the little itty bitty room on the right which barely fits a table and we start kissing and undressing each other. I tell her I want the nuru and she gets all excited. She said it's 3 bills even and I was a little bit taken back by that because you can get it for a little less in Orlando but this is Chicago and there's nobody hot offering it in this city. So I said ok and handed it over and told her it better be good. Her body is absolutely outstanding so I knew it at least had the potential of being worth it.

Her procedure is as follows. First she washes down the nuru table with soap and water. Then she has you get on it face down. Then she washes you with soap and water. Then she washes herself. Watching her soap up those big titties is such an awesome sight. All I wanted to do was play the dick carwash game. But she didn't understand what that was.

After you are both clean, she applies the nuru gel out of this little bottle. She puts some on my back and then a whole bunch on her titties. Then she gets up on the table and lays on top of you and starts gliding her body up and down on your back. The feel of her tits is so sexy. She rotates and swirls around and it's absolute heaven. But the best part is when she glides down to put her breasts in-between your crack. The feeling of her nipple sliding up and down your crack touching your ass is indescribable. I nearly nutted just from that. This went on for a good while too. Then she tells me to flip and begins the procedure again on the front. Only this time, her shaved pussy is sliding up and down against your dick while these beautiful titties are in your face. It's just heaven watching her move. The only thing that would make it better is if they had a mirror on the ceiling.

I kept trying to angle my dick so it would slip inside her on one of her down moves but she knew right away what I was trying to do and gave me the naughty look and shook her head. But the P2 P was enough to nearly make me lose a cup right there. She then washes us both down again and we towel off and head back to the junior room. There's a 4 way camera monitor in there and I see it just in time to see another monger get put in the holding cell.

Lina comes back into the room and strips down and starts giving me a massage. To be honest, I was so riled up that I told her to get down on the table instead. I ate her out both on her stomach and on her back for a good 5 or 6 minutes before she nearly broke my ears with her thighs and knees. After that, she began a nice BBBJ with me on my back and her tits hanging down. She moans and slurps the whole time and you got to think of other things to not come.

I slip on a hat and we start fucking in different positions. Well she knows a decent amount of dirty talk and she's pretty decent at it. Not the typical come now bullshit that you get at the apartments. It was actually pretty respectable for her English level. She probably learned it watching porn.

I ended up finishing all over her stomach and I had to get the paper towel roll for her because she couldn't move without it dripping all over the place. Then we went back to the shower room and washed each other one last time. She said she's only here for another week but I have a feeling she'll come back again. BTW, she's friends with April and I told her I want to do a double nuru with both of them next time they are here together. It'll be pricey but hopefully they can offer some kind of double discount.

I snapped a couple pics I'm attaching her so you can see this amazing rack.

Nice review for a well deserving girl. She is one of my favorite girls, top 3 for sure. Nice pics! But I still think my pic with her in red dress is better quality lol. One thing that I failed to mention in my review is that Lina really takes her time doing nuru. My time in the shower room lasted close to 20 minutes. It sounds like your time in there was long too. Well worth the money if you ask me. I tipped her additional because I also asked for DFK and CIM finish.

When I texted her last night, she said only 3 guys have asked for nuru since my review on Monday. I guess either people don't want to pay up for nuru or people still think I write fake reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination. Oh well, your loss.

**Moss734** · 11-10-22 20:56

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

I found Claudia very attractive but I didn't think she looked like her photos tbh. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.

Do you mean Sarah? I don't see a Sandra on their website.

**ThrilHouse** · 11-10-22 14:01

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

That's a bummer. Was planning on seeing her at the end of the month for my first time when the wife is out of town. May have to pass on her now.

This is one of my go to agencies and I will give short reviews of the ones I have met / seen.

Mia-obviosuly gone picture were representing her and she was a good time. Partake twice.

Bella-really good time seen her twice. Pictures might be her, carries herself well. Not clock watcher or looking for $. Would repeat.

Sandra-pictures not close but a good time. She is a freak. Not clock watcher or $. Might repeat in pinch.

Suzie -never understood the hype so finally saw her. Limited menu got offer full but it was astronomical. Decent looks but mechanical and looking for $. No repeat.

Melissa-conflicted as she is hot but pricey menu. Maybe on returning.

Jessica-started fun and then had another monger show up. Had made an agreement for x but once she saw they booked her cut me short. Based on that wouldn't return.

Laura- fun time pictures fair representation. Definitely would repeat.

Overall all YMMV just a few no repeat. For me. This has been compiled for a while so you might get more or less. FYI some girls don't even bother with tip $ but obviously you tip. Some negotiate upfront. Use best judgement for most LOL any questions pm me.

**JamesTChicago** · 11-10-22 12:30

That's a bummer. Was planning on seeing her at the end of the month for my first time when the wife is out of town. May have to pass on her now.

Originally Posted by LiquorThnPoker [View Original Post]

I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.

**Exploradora** · 11-10-22 12:25

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

I found Claudia very attractive. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.

During one of my appointments with Claudia, she showed me the unedited picture with her face and it was definitely her in the picture. But yeah, pictures always show different angles, and I think she's a bit more tan than the pic, etc. But nonetheless she is attractive af, solid 9. 5/10. And cute and innocent appearing too, but freaky in bed. Lena's pic is also enhanced / edited and she looks more skinny girl, but it is her as well. I think the Instagram effect is to be expected. I haven't seen Sandra yet.

Also, I ended up seeing both Claudia and Lena this past week. I ended up doing mutual shower and mutual massage with Claudia and L2/ L3, was perf as always. Lena was a shorter half hour appointment and saw her for L3, was quick but fun, she's small and easily thrown around. I think someone mentioned she may be leaving soon.

**Chicago87** · 11-10-22 06:13

Been twice with two good HEs.

Does anyone know if they offer prostate massage and / or table showers?

**Hrodebert** · 11-10-22 03:11

Is this the place on Central?

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I went to this new spa on northwest side of Chicago. She was 40's cute great body. She kept trying to convince me to let her do the prostrate. She said it will make me cum so hard. I kept telling her no. Every chance she could get she kept pursuing my butt hole. I had to yell at her to stop. She gave me sad face. OMG I couldn't believe her. Dm me if you want the location. She's not cheap she expects big tip.

**ApplePiePussy** · 11-10-22 02:41

I've done a bunch of nuru before mostly in Dallas with the Korean parlors there and Orlando with the Chinese Parlors there. 9 times of 10 it's an awesome experience, so I decided to go check out Lina and see if she would be on the same level. BHC can be super busy at times so I always try to go at off hour times when it's likely to be slow because you always get a better experience. I walked in and this really pretty girl named Julie or Julia opened the door. I told her I was there for Lina and she put me in the little holding cell they have there and closed the curtain. After a few minutes, this tall, tan skinned, big racked beauty opens up the curtain and I'm like fuck yeah, this is going to be good.

She takes me to the little itty bitty room on the right which barely fits a table and we start kissing and undressing each other. I tell her I want the nuru and she gets all excited. She said it's 3 bills even and I was a little bit taken back by that because you can get it for a little less in Orlando but this is Chicago and there's nobody hot offering it in this city. So I said ok and handed it over and told her it better be good. Her body is absolutely outstanding so I knew it at least had the potential of being worth it.

Her procedure is as follows. First she washes down the nuru table with soap and water. Then she has you get on it face down. Then she washes you with soap and water. Then she washes herself. Watching her soap up those big titties is such an awesome sight. All I wanted to do was play the dick carwash game. But she didn't understand what that was.

After you are both clean, she applies the nuru gel out of this little bottle. She puts some on my back and then a whole bunch on her titties. Then she gets up on the table and lays on top of you and starts gliding her body up and down on your back. The feel of her tits is so sexy. She rotates and swirls around and it's absolute heaven. But the best part is when she glides down to put her breasts in-between your crack. The feeling of her nipple sliding up and down your crack touching your ass is indescribable. I nearly nutted just from that. This went on for a good while too. Then she tells me to flip and begins the procedure again on the front. Only this time, her shaved pussy is sliding up and down against your dick while these beautiful titties are in your face. It's just heaven watching her move. The only thing that would make it better is if they had a mirror on the ceiling.

I kept trying to angle my dick so it would slip inside her on one of her down moves but she knew right away what I was trying to do and gave me the naughty look and shook her head. But the P2 P was enough to nearly make me lose a cup right there. She then washes us both down again and we towel off and head back to the junior room. There's a 4 way camera monitor in there and I see it just in time to see another monger get put in the holding cell.

Lina comes back into the room and strips down and starts giving me a massage. To be honest, I was so riled up that I told her to get down on the table instead. I ate her out both on her stomach and on her back for a good 5 or 6 minutes before she nearly broke my ears with her thighs and knees. After that, she began a nice BBBJ with me on my back and her tits hanging down. She moans and slurps the whole time and you got to think of other things to not come.

I slip on a hat and we start fucking in different positions. Well she knows a decent amount of dirty talk and she's pretty decent at it. Not the typical come now bullshit that you get at the apartments. It was actually pretty respectable for her English level. She probably learned it watching porn.

I ended up finishing all over her stomach and I had to get the paper towel roll for her because she couldn't move without it dripping all over the place. Then we went back to the shower room and washed each other one last time. She said she's only here for another week but I have a feeling she'll come back again. BTW, she's friends with April and I told her I want to do a double nuru with both of them next time they are here together. It'll be pricey but hopefully they can offer some kind of double discount.

I snapped a couple pics I'm attaching her so you can see this amazing rack.

**MushroomGod** · 11-09-22 20:23

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

LOL so you really like Susie judging from your post history, huh?

These kinds of "reviews" never bother me as long as they are accurate with the menu. A full body lick sounds pretty nice to me.

Anybody else have nice things to say about Susie?

I didn't partake but I did see her when I was there. She was very cute and I wouldn't mind taking the plunge. I thought she looked better than her pics.

**MushroomGod** · 11-09-22 20:20

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.

Sorry you had a shitty time. I stopped in yesterday, asked for Lina, Cute, slim, big hooters. Offered a ts, CBJ, FS for $$. Half decent nude massage before hand. Yea I was probably out after 20 min but I had a good time. I dunno who you drew because the 3 other girls I saw there were very attractive. I kinda want to go see one of at least one of them LOL. I did have to wait a bit and the dude ahead of me who didn't bring any cash. Bruh come on, but thanks for your spot in line.

**Chiguyxxx** · 11-09-22 19:49

Originally Posted by Exploradora [View Original Post]

As far as I've seen, Claudia and Lena pics are actually their real pics on Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

I found Claudia very attractive but I didn't think she looked like her photos tbh. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.

**Chiguyxxx** · 11-09-22 19:47

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

No sheets, LOL. Sounds like a shit hole.

Just to be clear I meant sheets that (supposedly) get changed with each customer. Most spas usually have a sheet (or something) on the table that gets switched with each session--and something for the face. It wasn't a bare table but nothing was getting changed for each appointment. Just some paper towels between each person. Never saw that before. Pretty sketchy.

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-09-22 18:48

I went to this new spa on northwest side of Chicago. She was 40's cute great body. She kept trying to convince me to let her do the prostrate. She said it will make me cum so hard. I kept telling her no. Every chance she could get she kept pursuing my butt hole. I had to yell at her to stop. She gave me sad face. OMG I couldn't believe her. Dm me if you want the location. She's not cheap she expects big tip.