Massage Parlor Reports

**Chiguyxxx** · 11-09-22 19:47

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

No sheets, LOL. Sounds like a shit hole.

Just to be clear I meant sheets that (supposedly) get changed with each customer. Most spas usually have a sheet (or something) on the table that gets switched with each session--and something for the face. It wasn't a bare table but nothing was getting changed for each appointment. Just some paper towels between each person. Never saw that before. Pretty sketchy.

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-09-22 18:48

I went to this new spa on northwest side of Chicago. She was 40's cute great body. She kept trying to convince me to let her do the prostrate. She said it will make me cum so hard. I kept telling her no. Every chance she could get she kept pursuing my butt hole. I had to yell at her to stop. She gave me sad face. OMG I couldn't believe her. Dm me if you want the location. She's not cheap she expects big tip.

**Exploradora** · 11-09-22 18:12

Originally Posted by Barney [View Original Post]

Did you really think you were going to get a hot 23 year old in photo? You got a lot learn. LOL. Ya I thought that too.

As far as I've seen, Claudia and Lena pics are actually their real pics on Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

**Barney** · 11-09-22 17:52

Did you really think you were going to get a hot 23 year old in photo? You got a lot learn. LOL. Ya I thought that too.

**DMichaels69** · 11-09-22 17:08

No sheets, LOL. Sounds like a shit hole.

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.

**SpaGuy21** · 11-09-22 12:51

Originally Posted by R9394 [View Original Post]

Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).

Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.

Overall I would say average depends on your preference.

As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile

And they said April back home already.

P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.

Google translate much?! Hahaha.

**Chiguyxxx** · 11-09-22 12:51

So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.

**Fit312** · 11-09-22 12:13

Originally Posted by R9394 [View Original Post]

And they said April back home already.

April is coming back to BHC in late December.

**Desparado** · 11-09-22 11:37

Originally Posted by Archive [View Original Post]

I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.

LOL, when actual mongers say a girl is ahem "hot", they are usually referring their physical appearance and not the service but I understand that some of the slang can be confusing cross culturally. Also, there are no "hot" girls at BHC.

**Moejoo** · 11-09-22 09:11

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?

I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.

Light pecks only, everything covered, 200 upcharge for FS.

**R9394** · 11-08-22 23:43

Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).

Massage was below average, ended with 2 for FS not much other add-on.

Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.

Overall I would say average depends on your preference.

As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile and even said "you not choosing wife right" when I asked if I can see others.

And they said April back home already.

P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.

**Jinurso** · 11-08-22 23:24

Originally Posted by LiquorThnPoker [View Original Post]

I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.

I don't remember Sarah's English being that bad. I wonder what's going on. She pretty much defaults to BBBJ.

**Jinurso** · 11-08-22 23:22

Originally Posted by Archive [View Original Post]

I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.

LOL so you really like Susie judging from your post history, huh?

These kinds of "reviews" never bother me as long as they are accurate with the menu. A full body lick sounds pretty nice to me.

Anybody else have nice things to say about Susie?

**R9394** · 11-08-22 23:16

Wow so in total could be over 5 seriously.

That's over the next yr Christmas budget as well LOL.

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

I'm sorry but the session didn't meet the hype of the threads in here. I guess It had to do with different needs and desires from the hobby, but Zara's high price tag and limited FS that doesn't allow GFE, left me only partially satisfied at most.

First of all she's very beautiful. The pictures of the ad are mostly accurate. Zara is a short but busty 23 year old Afro Puerto Rican with dark olive colored skin and curly hair. Her exotic but youthful appearance kinda reminds me of Ariana Aimes, an Ebony / Hispanic porn star. Her demeanor is just as nice with a conversational attitude that makes you feel at ease.

However I must begin my criticism with her massage itself. She seemed very rushed and eager to make me bust a nut and not in a good way. Glancing at my phone, we were only 9 minutes in the session when she was trying to deliver the standard L1 finisher that most clm girls give. Considering I paid for a full hour and was aware of her high upcharge for extras thanks to all your reviews, I felt ripped off. Not to mentioned she farted as soon as I flipped. Maybe that was a distraction from the slight but noticeable smell. Regardless, I already felt that she wasn't going to get ATF status in the first meeting unlike Melissa or Sarah (Who I Just saw for the first time this same week).

**Archive** · 11-08-22 23:15

I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.