Massage Parlor Reports

[ApplePiePussy]

I've done a bunch of nuru before mostly in Dallas with the Korean parlors there and Orlando with the Chinese Parlors there. 9 times of 10 it's an awesome experience, so I decided to go check out Lina and see if she would be on the same level. BHC can be super busy at times so I always try to go at off hour times when it's likely to be slow because you always get a better experience. I walked in and this really pretty girl named Julie or Julia opened the door. I told her I was there for Lina and she put me in the little holding cell they have there and closed the curtain. After a few minutes, this tall, tan skinned, big racked beauty opens up the curtain and I'm like fuck yeah, this is going to be good.

She takes me to the little itty bitty room on the right which barely fits a table and we start kissing and undressing each other. I tell her I want the nuru and she gets all excited. She said it's 3 bills even and I was a little bit taken back by that because you can get it for a little less in Orlando but this is Chicago and there's nobody hot offering it in this city. So I said ok and handed it over and told her it better be good. Her body is absolutely outstanding so I knew it at least had the potential of being worth it.

Her procedure is as follows. First she washes down the nuru table with soap and water. Then she has you get on it face down. Then she washes you with soap and water. Then she washes herself. Watching her soap up those big titties is such an awesome sight. All I wanted to do was play the dick carwash game. But she didn't understand what that was.

After you are both clean, she applies the nuru gel out of this little bottle. She puts some on my back and then a whole bunch on her titties. Then she gets up on the table and lays on top of you and starts gliding her body up and down on your back. The feel of her tits is so sexy. She rotates and swirls around and it's absolute heaven. But the best part is when she glides down to put her breasts in-between your crack. The feeling of her nipple sliding up and down your crack touching your ass is indescribable. I nearly nutted just from that. This went on for a good while too. Then she tells me to flip and begins the procedure again on the front. Only this time, her shaved pussy is sliding up and down against your dick while these beautiful titties are in your face. It's just heaven watching her move. The only thing that would make it better is if they had a mirror on the ceiling.

I kept trying to angle my dick so it would slip inside her on one of her down moves but she knew right away what I was trying to do and gave me the naughty look and shook her head. But the P2 P was enough to nearly make me lose a cup right there. She then washes us both down again and we towel off and head back to the junior room. There's a 4 way camera monitor in there and I see it just in time to see another monger get put in the holding cell.

Lina comes back into the room and strips down and starts giving me a massage. To be honest, I was so riled up that I told her to get down on the table instead. I ate her out both on her stomach and on her back for a good 5 or 6 minutes before she nearly broke my ears with her thighs and knees. After that, she began a nice BBBJ with me on my back and her tits hanging down. She moans and slurps the whole time and you got to think of other things to not come.

I slip on a hat and we start fucking in different positions. Well she knows a decent amount of dirty talk and she's pretty decent at it. Not the typical come now bullshit that you get at the apartments. It was actually pretty respectable for her English level. She probably learned it watching porn.

I ended up finishing all over her stomach and I had to get the paper towel roll for her because she couldn't move without it dripping all over the place. Then we went back to the shower room and washed each other one last time. She said she's only here for another week but I have a feeling she'll come back again. BTW, she's friends with April and I told her I want to do a double nuru with both of them next time they are here together. It'll be pricey but hopefully they can offer some kind of double discount.

I snapped a couple pics I'm attaching her so you can see this amazing rack.

[MushroomGod]

LOL so you really like Susie judging from your post history, huh?

These kinds of "reviews" never bother me as long as they are accurate with the menu. A full body lick sounds pretty nice to me.

Anybody else have nice things to say about Susie?

I didn't partake but I did see her when I was there. She was very cute and I wouldn't mind taking the plunge. I thought she looked better than her pics.

[MushroomGod]

So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.

Sorry you had a shitty time. I stopped in yesterday, asked for Lina, Cute, slim, big hooters. Offered a ts, CBJ, FS for $$. Half decent nude massage before hand. Yea I was probably out after 20 min but I had a good time. I dunno who you drew because the 3 other girls I saw there were very attractive. I kinda want to go see one of at least one of them LOL. I did have to wait a bit and the dude ahead of me who didn't bring any cash. Bruh come on, but thanks for your spot in line.

[Chiguyxxx]

As far as I've seen, Claudia and Lena pics are actually their real pics on Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

I found Claudia very attractive but I didn't think she looked like her photos tbh. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.

[Chiguyxxx]

No sheets, LOL. Sounds like a shit hole.

Just to be clear I meant sheets that (supposedly) get changed with each customer. Most spas usually have a sheet (or something) on the table that gets switched with each session--and something for the face. It wasn't a bare table but nothing was getting changed for each appointment. Just some paper towels between each person. Never saw that before. Pretty sketchy.

[ConfuciusMan]

I went to this new spa on northwest side of Chicago. She was 40's cute great body. She kept trying to convince me to let her do the prostrate. She said it will make me cum so hard. I kept telling her no. Every chance she could get she kept pursuing my butt hole. I had to yell at her to stop. She gave me sad face. OMG I couldn't believe her. Dm me if you want the location. She's not cheap she expects big tip.

[Exploradora]

Did you really think you were going to get a hot 23 year old in photo? You got a lot learn. LOL. Ya I thought that too.

As far as I've seen, Claudia and Lena pics are actually their real pics on Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

[Barney]

Did you really think you were going to get a hot 23 year old in photo? You got a lot learn. LOL. Ya I thought that too.

[DMichaels69]

No sheets, LOL. Sounds like a shit hole.

So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.

[SpaGuy21]

Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).

Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.

Overall I would say average depends on your preference.

As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile

And they said April back home already.

P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.

Google translate much?! Hahaha.

[Chiguyxxx]

So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.

[Fit312]

And they said April back home already.

April is coming back to BHC in late December.

[Desparado]

I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.

LOL, when actual mongers say a girl is ahem "hot", they are usually referring their physical appearance and not the service but I understand that some of the slang can be confusing cross culturally. Also, there are no "hot" girls at BHC.

[Moejoo]

Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?

I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.

Light pecks only, everything covered, 200 upcharge for FS.

[R9394]

Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).

Massage was below average, ended with 2 for FS not much other add-on.

Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.

Overall I would say average depends on your preference.

As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile and even said "you not choosing wife right" when I asked if I can see others.

And they said April back home already.

P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.