Strip Club Reports

[Wanker23]

Went to Pand at end of happy hr, must have just missed Monse, as I sat down, saw a petite Latina in civis leaving guessing it was Monse. Only 2 other patrons, about 8 in rotation can't remember their names, but a good mix, night shift slowly coming in. There was a curvy asian that got handsy and was thinking of taking back after a rotation.

Highlight of the evening was when a tall slim dark hair dancer (forgot her name) came over and said she was going to report me for going on my phone and not paying attention as she was about to dance. I was replying to an email and last time I checked it wasn't against any rules, as long as its not pointed up or anything.

I guess it was a slow evening and she was frustrated. She said can't be on the phone, you've been here a while, you're here to see the dances, and need to spend money, and if I did it again she will report me to the door man. I just smiled and said Nice. Later on she kept eyeing me cross-armed, I continued to check how long I've been there once in a while (was 45 minutes), and she talked to the door man. Next thing I noticed he starting eyeing me too.

Mood ruined and didn't get a chance to spend my bills on the curvy hansy Asian. Mid shift was a bust, maybe the day shift is better.

I've been told to put my phone away at a couple clubs. Seems to be an unwritten etiquette. When it happened at Pandoras a long time back, I flashed cash and asked "You'd prefer I leave rather than finish this and then get some dances?" She said yes and pointed to the door. So, I left. I get etiquette but if nobody else can see my phone, who cares. I was discreet. Oh well.

[DanRah]

Went to Pand at end of happy hr, must have just missed Monse, as I sat down, saw a petite Latina in civis leaving guessing it was Monse. Only 2 other patrons, about 8 in rotation can't remember their names, but a good mix, night shift slowly coming in. There was a curvy asian that got handsy and was thinking of taking back after a rotation.

Highlight of the evening was when a tall slim dark hair dancer (forgot her name) came over and said she was going to report me for going on my phone and not paying attention as she was about to dance. I was replying to an email and last time I checked it wasn't against any rules, as long as its not pointed up or anything.

I guess it was a slow evening and she was frustrated. She said can't be on the phone, you've been here a while, you're here to see the dances, and need to spend money, and if I did it again she will report me to the door man. I just smiled and said Nice. Later on she kept eyeing me cross-armed, I continued to check how long I've been there once in a while (was 45 minutes), and she talked to the door man. Next thing I noticed he starting eyeing me too.

Mood ruined and didn't get a chance to spend my bills on the curvy hansy Asian. Mid shift was a bust, maybe the day shift is better.

[Marko Ramius]

I'll be in Miami for a week around Christmas and have been scouting the Florida page but it's not as active as here. Do you have recommendations on which clubs are good for extras with young hotties? I can speak Spanish if that helps.

I had clients in Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach and there was good action at the clubs there (Port Hole and Cheetah). Mostly Columbian and Brazilian chicas and the prices were fair. I'd usually drop 200 all in for a BBBJ in house. Typically I gave 400 for takeout to a decent hotel.

[ShavedKitties]

Just my opinion. Having traveled around the country and had pretty reliable luck scoring pussy in strip clubs, I found Portland to be pretty unsatisfying. Extras and takeout were few and far between. By contrast, in California or Florida it is kind of assumed by default (but might vary quite a bit in price and quality). Even places in the middle of nowhere in Montana were more productive than Portland for me.

I'll be in Miami for a week around Christmas and have been scouting the Florida page but it's not as active as here. Do you have recommendations on which clubs are good for extras with young hotties? I can speak Spanish if that helps.

TÍA!

[DickIncider12]

Just my opinion. Having traveled around the country and had pretty reliable luck scoring pussy in strip clubs, I found Portland to be pretty unsatisfying. Extras and takeout were few and far between. By contrast, in California or Florida it is kind of assumed by default (but might vary quite a bit in price and quality). Even places in the middle of nowhere in Montana were more productive than Portland for me.

I agree I want a hot stripper to fuck or at least make me cum can't really find that in Portland clubs.

[Marko Ramius]

Used to be, back in the 90's and early 2000's. Especially since Pandemic, but even before it has gotten depressing. There are much fewer of them, and they are hardly worth stopping in most of the time.

Just my opinion. Having traveled around the country and had pretty reliable luck scoring pussy in strip clubs, I found Portland to be pretty unsatisfying. Extras and takeout were few and far between. By contrast, in California or Florida it is kind of assumed by default (but might vary quite a bit in price and quality). Even places in the middle of nowhere in Montana were more productive than Portland for me.

[Bubbabaloo]

I haven't been to Portland in few years however Portland is basically the strip club capital of the world. More strip clubs per Capita anywhere. Even the regular clubs have strippers.

Used to be, back in the 90's and early 2000's. Especially since Pandemic, but even before it has gotten depressing. There are much fewer of them, and they are hardly worth stopping in most of the time.

[Bubbabaloo]

I was in Portland for work on last week and went to Desire. First OR club for me.

Buuuut I guess Desire is more on lower quality bar. Stale booze smell, people stuck on slot machine, drinks tasted bad, etc. Maybe because it was TuW and club didn't have any plans energy / atmosphere.

Question to Portland club visitors. Does girls usually approach you like in WA clubs? I was there for about 2 hrs but girls didn't come up and I had to sit up closer to stages.

Some yes some no. Desire is fairly low-rent, like most of the joints up on Columbia. Places like Casa Diablo, Spyce, Club Rouge, Gold Club, Dolphin II, even Golden Dragon are more like what you are used to up there. But, much more hit & miss for extras. Mainly miss. . .

[SomeOne8492]

Does Visa have an Instagram, or a Plannie (booking app)? The Sugars Insta is crap, and I've never seen her tagged. From the high praise here, I'm looking forward to meeting her, but she's never been in when I've been there.

Visa is daytime girl and her new insta is senpaiiiiiiiiiihoney. I'm posting this from bed after having visa come over. I made her squirt and cum more than a dozen time with clit sucking vibrator and magic wand but I couldn't come for god only knows why. Maybe I did too much shots prior. I'm usually a quick shot and quick reload guy.

[TommyMi]

Stopped by the pandoras last Wednesday I think, club was dead, couple of patrons and maybe 4 girls. Monse came talk to me, we have a good rapport and have known her for a while, but have never gotten a dance with her (I like my strippers young and tight). I think she was bored because we talked for like half hour, after that she asked if I'm finally going to get a dance with her and since there were no girls I thought what the hell.

As you perverts know she's a pleaser, great BBBJ and she begged me to finish in her mouth, she swallowed the entire load!

Good times, she's not my type but she'll do in time of need, nice lady too.

Yep sometimes you got to think with your little head. However avoid Minnie please.

[TommyMi]

From what I know, good mutual play and handy available, don't think FS is on the menu.

Yep mutual play non more. But hey challenge yourself.

[ShavedKitties]

Ass looks nice wondering menu options? Any reviews?

From what I know, good mutual play and handy available, don't think FS is on the menu.

[OliverQueen]

If you walk into Sugars and spot something sleeping in sweats, that's Minni. I would avoid that at all costs my guy. Spend the extra 50 for a hot girl who doesn't smell like sewage instead of an ugly one that does. At Seattle clubs you get what you pay for. Visa or Lola may be willing to accommodate you if you pop fast. Visa is there often during days while Lola splits her time between clubs / coffee stands but I haven't seen either of them in a while. Instagram is your friend for finding these things out.

Does Visa have an Instagram, or a Plannie (booking app)? The Sugars Insta is crap, and I've never seen her tagged. From the high praise here, I'm looking forward to meeting her, but she's never been in when I've been there.

[YellowCub]

Ass looks nice wondering menu options? Any reviews?

[ShavedKitties]

Stopped by the pandoras last Wednesday I think, club was dead, couple of patrons and maybe 4 girls. Monse came talk to me, we have a good rapport and have known her for a while, but have never gotten a dance with her (I like my strippers young and tight). I think she was bored because we talked for like half hour, after that she asked if I'm finally going to get a dance with her and since there were no girls I thought what the hell.

As you perverts know she's a pleaser, great BBBJ and she begged me to finish in her mouth, she swallowed the entire load!

Good times, she's not my type but she'll do in time of need, nice lady too.