Massage Parlor Reports

[Swcdt]

No reply from text to Mamasan about making up the time shorting, so I'm not repeating with Joy or any other place Michelle owns.

What other places does she own? I'll be sure to avoid them too.

[NoseJelly]

I was hoping the shortage of appointments was a rarity and not the norm. It's happened a couple of times now, haven't been back nor answered her text messages since the last time.

No reply from text to Mamasan about making up the time shorting, so I'm not repeating with Joy or any other place Michelle owns.

[RGonzo]

I was hoping the shortage of appointments was a rarity and not the norm. It's happened a couple of times now, haven't been back nor answered her text messages since the last time.

No mas dinero / dlares por Tui Na or the Blessings Chain or any business owned by Mamasan Michelle, after 10 or so years of patronage!

Texted Joy at Tui Na for a 1 hour massage tonight. She says it's super slow, so come on in. I get there and the usual fun time begins. 5 minutes in, the door ding dong goes off and some dude says he has an appointment! Joy tells him she's busy and come back in an hour. Dude leaves and calls Mamasan Michelle and complains. Instead of apologizing for double booking him, she starts calling Joy until she finally answers her cell. Michelle tells Joy to short my 1 hour massage and take care of the dude! Now Michelle has all of her girls scared shitless that if they don't jump, when she snaps her fingers, theyll get fired. This is why most of her girls won't do a hand on cock HJ, but will let you DIY it. They're scared of her. So after Joy finishes a great HJ on me she confesses that she has to short me per Mamasan. She apologizes a dozen times and says she'll give me extra time next time. Again the door ding dongs and the dude comes in. So I get dressed and hand Joy a shorted tip. She looks bummed but says she understands. I tell her to let Michelle know I won't be coming back unless it's a freebie! Joy hugs me and says sorry again and I leave. I plan on texting Michelle tomorrow to let her know I'm cutting her off. We'll she what she has to say.

This is classic AMP shenanigans. When business is down, raise prices and short the customers. It's no surprise to me, but just a friendly warning to anyone that is considering the local AMP scene. Luckily there's a lot of competition on the AMP front! Too bad for Joy. She's a sweetheart! Oh Well.

NJ.

[Benz1]

MS she used a lot of warm oil, which did not wipe

When she stated the end of the session, I asked about finishing Mr Happy. She stated I was free to finish myself at any time. I said it would be more fun if she did it; she then said depends, basically nicely hinting about tip. Told her I always tip. She straddled me, did some light blowing, and asked how I would like the ending done. We agreed on a HJ, which was one of best I have ever received, ever.

I will repeat.

Actually sounds good to me, hopefully she will take some advice and apply at Wonder, 5 star and Serenity.

She informed me that her cuddle session would create an erection and she was happy to watch me finish it myself if I wanted it done.

Based on her comments to me on the phone, I was very unsure of where the appointment would end up, HE and location were not clear. Was she waiting for dick in hand to up charge a HE?
So I prepared for my Tuesday Cuddle appointment on Monday by seeing Breezii for an amazing love making session including DATY, she tasted divine
https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/299072978586
Her love making definitely tamped down any anxious feeling about whether I'm getting HE with cuddles or not. Cuddle session sounded amazing, I received a confirmation message this morning and cancelled due to her location. (Mobil Home Park).

I wasn't sure of the ending so I scheduled a BBBJ with Jenna immediately after the cuddle session was due to end.

Jenna has never cancelled on me so I decided to keep my appointment with her. Jenna never spills a drop, I will repeat! https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/024860107502.

Like to thank my go to girls for helping me get a good prostate report from the doctor yesterday.
Ashley the expert, Breezii is willing, Jenna said she will if she's in the mood (buzzed). MrCruzer should get his new girl on board with full body massage inside and out.

[NoseJelly]

Garbled dollar amounts can be found here click the abbreviation button on the top toolbar.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

The link Benz posted, the Forum Abbreviations, is what I was referring to. The other link is the Forum FAQ.

[Benz1]

Setting up a time to see her and she can't talk, text only because she hasn't paid her bill.
I spoke to her last week and after hearing her voicemail today, the tone of her voice indicates to me she is not Caucasian.
Her losing cell service tells me she needs the money and more will likely be offered.

More updates tomorrow.

Had a very good experience with Tosha. I went in with a positive attitude, which helped: she called 15 minutes ahead of my scheduled time and told me she was running 1/2 hour behind, and would I mind waiting; her place is in a very old, somewhat rundown trailer park off of Plainfield, behind Fields Fabrics and Meijers. Also during the MS she used a lot of warm oil, which did not wipe off very well, and I left still feeling kind of oily.

She greeted me warmly, and explained the routine. She's very personable, energetic, and communication was excellent throughout the session. She is short and stocky with kind of a big butt, but build very solid, with fantastic huge boobs (said she was triple G, is there even is such a size?) but are very firm. I got nude, she stayed covered the whole time. MS very good, moved around and did not stay in one area forever, and listened to my preferences. Some very nice teasing (she referred it as her Signature Move) before the flip. Did some nice front massage.

When she stated the end of the session, I asked about finishing Mr Happy. She stated I was free to finish myself at any time. I said it would be more fun if she did it; she then said depends, basically nicely hinting about tip. Told her I always tip. She straddled me, did some light blowing, and asked how I would like the ending done. We agreed on a HJ, which was one of best I have ever received, ever.

I will repeat. She is somewhat selective and does some screening, as she uses her residence. She does watch the time (although we went over an hour), but never mentions how much to tip. The menu is good, depends on your budget and what program you select. 50/70.

Glad to hear you had a great time. Thank you MrCruzer for taking one for the team.

Her Craig's list ad is down / expired. I had an appointment this morning and cancelled after she sent me the address. I'm not knocking anyone who lives in a trailer but I don't prefer to get my services in a trailer park. That's why I do a lot of car dates. Since it is a private residence, I like to research who might be in the home. Current resident is listed as Daniel and past resident Tasha(real name?). With the past resident having the same name, I assume it's true. I told her I think I'll pass based on the address(change) which was originally pinned in the business district of E. Beltline and Plainfield (in her Craig's list ad).

I think this is red flag number 3 for me.

I'm sure she's a nice person with reasonable rates but not for me. I think she would be better off in a salon like Wonder, screen them there and when a client wants more meet them in her home. I think too much traffic in a trailer park will be very noticeable, likely ending soon due to nosey neighbors.

She has texted snarky replies due to my cancellation. I get it and forgive her.
Hopefully MrCruzer can advise her not to use her real name when communicating with mongers.
She wanted me to step out of my vehicle and stretch my legs while waiting for her.

[JCrew1984]

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[Benz1]

Thanks NJ. In case others are curious, here's the link for that page: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/faq....#faq_faq_terms.

By the by, I didn't notice anything on there about dreaming or garbling dollar amounts. I did learn a new phrase though. I'm going to ask for a half and half next time I'm out.

Garbled dollar amounts can be found here click the abbreviation button on the top toolbar.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

[Moonglow913]

I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun!

I have long railed against the coded and especially the use of "I had a dream". Really WTF? The other one you see is, "I am asking for a friend" or "a friend told me. ".

[Tommey]

Check out the Forum Abbreviations page and you'll find that codes for Mongering are fairly universal. Just a few variations from Forum to Forum.

3 Barrys is a classic and no doubt a Michigan original.

Thanks NJ. In case others are curious, here's the link for that page: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/faq....#faq_faq_terms.

By the by, I didn't notice anything on there about dreaming or garbling dollar amounts. I did learn a new phrase though. I'm going to ask for a half and half next time I'm out.

[DjBiker]

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[NoseJelly]

Check out the Forum Abbreviations page and you'll find that codes for Mongering are fairly universal. Just a few variations from Forum to Forum.

3 Barrys is a classic and no doubt a Michigan original.

[Mike Yepthatsm]

My favorite is when someone says they paid three Barrys for an hr massage meaning they paid three 20 dollar bills since Barry Sanders wore the number 20.

I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun!

[Gene2]

I am serious wondering the same thing. He promotes these girls, gives out their schedules and availabilities as if we can't see the adds ourselves. Kinda seems like something a pimp would do. I'm not trying to bash anyone. But I am genuinely curious if theres some kind of monetary kick back to go along with all this pushing of a few girls.

Swcdt. I appreciate your valid question. You, unlike some other posters, actually leave reviews and don't just simply troll those of us who do post reviews.

I can assure you I have no financial gain by reviewing or promoting my favorites. Do I think others get freebies or discounts for their positive reviews and promotions? Perhaps. I just don't operate that way. I was offered some discounts by one sweet provider after my positive review resulted in her getting a lot more clients. I declined. I deeply appreciate what good providers do for me and I am not about to seek a discount for simply typing a few words in her behalf. I actually pay more than most, not less. You can read my posts and I routinely sing the praises of several providers, but most of all, Lauren. Feel free to schedule her and ask if I've ever not paid full price plus a tip. Plus an occasional bottle of cognac. I thoroughly enjoy my time with these ladies. And I know a lot of members here struggle to find a way into the hunters den. I get at least three PMs a week asking for advice on how to see these great ladies. So if I can post a suggested way to use Hunter as the gatekeeper to get into this best in class salon, I'm willing to do that.

Hunter appreciated it. And several members here have as well. Am I your typical USA member? No. I enjoy to illustrate the experience with word pictures. And I enjoy giving boosts to our really good providers here. Several posters have agreed saying they go nowhere else other than hunters den right now. Are other members happy I post differently than typical? Depends on who you ask. Most would say "yes" but the original poster you quoted would not. Why? I have no idea.

G2.

[Swcdt]

Curious, are you the marketing arm for the Hunter now? In the last couple of weeks there's probably a dozen similar posts from you for either Hunter, Lauren, or Cassidy. Not even disguised as reviews. At least when BBU was doing extensive marketing, they used "fake" or smitten Johns to write reviews, you aren't even attempting to hide the fact that you are advertising? See how well that turned out for them! I'm quite frankly surprised Hunter would want this type of exposure in the current hyper LE concerns environment.

I am serious wondering the same thing. He promotes these girls, gives out their schedules and availabilities as if we can't see the adds ourselves. Kinda seems like something a pimp would do. I'm not trying to bash anyone. But I am genuinely curious if theres some kind of monetary kick back to go along with all this pushing of a few girls.