Massage Parlor Reports

[Benz1]

Setting up a time to see her and she can't talk, text only because she hasn't paid her bill.
I spoke to her last week and after hearing her voicemail today, the tone of her voice indicates to me she is not Caucasian.
Her losing cell service tells me she needs the money and more will likely be offered.

More updates tomorrow.

Had a very good experience with Tosha. I went in with a positive attitude, which helped: she called 15 minutes ahead of my scheduled time and told me she was running 1/2 hour behind, and would I mind waiting; her place is in a very old, somewhat rundown trailer park off of Plainfield, behind Fields Fabrics and Meijers. Also during the MS she used a lot of warm oil, which did not wipe off very well, and I left still feeling kind of oily.

She greeted me warmly, and explained the routine. She's very personable, energetic, and communication was excellent throughout the session. She is short and stocky with kind of a big butt, but build very solid, with fantastic huge boobs (said she was triple G, is there even is such a size?) but are very firm. I got nude, she stayed covered the whole time. MS very good, moved around and did not stay in one area forever, and listened to my preferences. Some very nice teasing (she referred it as her Signature Move) before the flip. Did some nice front massage.

When she stated the end of the session, I asked about finishing Mr Happy. She stated I was free to finish myself at any time. I said it would be more fun if she did it; she then said depends, basically nicely hinting about tip. Told her I always tip. She straddled me, did some light blowing, and asked how I would like the ending done. We agreed on a HJ, which was one of best I have ever received, ever.

I will repeat. She is somewhat selective and does some screening, as she uses her residence. She does watch the time (although we went over an hour), but never mentions how much to tip. The menu is good, depends on your budget and what program you select. 50/70.

Glad to hear you had a great time. Thank you MrCruzer for taking one for the team.

Her Craig's list ad is down / expired. I had an appointment this morning and cancelled after she sent me the address. I'm not knocking anyone who lives in a trailer but I don't prefer to get my services in a trailer park. That's why I do a lot of car dates. Since it is a private residence, I like to research who might be in the home. Current resident is listed as Daniel and past resident Tasha(real name?). With the past resident having the same name, I assume it's true. I told her I think I'll pass based on the address(change) which was originally pinned in the business district of E. Beltline and Plainfield (in her Craig's list ad).

I think this is red flag number 3 for me.

I'm sure she's a nice person with reasonable rates but not for me. I think she would be better off in a salon like Wonder, screen them there and when a client wants more meet them in her home. I think too much traffic in a trailer park will be very noticeable, likely ending soon due to nosey neighbors.

She has texted snarky replies due to my cancellation. I get it and forgive her.
Hopefully MrCruzer can advise her not to use her real name when communicating with mongers.
She wanted me to step out of my vehicle and stretch my legs while waiting for her.

[JCrew1984]

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[Benz1]

Thanks NJ. In case others are curious, here's the link for that page: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/faq....#faq_faq_terms.

By the by, I didn't notice anything on there about dreaming or garbling dollar amounts. I did learn a new phrase though. I'm going to ask for a half and half next time I'm out.

Garbled dollar amounts can be found here click the abbreviation button on the top toolbar.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

[Moonglow913]

I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun!

I have long railed against the coded and especially the use of "I had a dream". Really WTF? The other one you see is, "I am asking for a friend" or "a friend told me. ".

[Tommey]

Check out the Forum Abbreviations page and you'll find that codes for Mongering are fairly universal. Just a few variations from Forum to Forum.

3 Barrys is a classic and no doubt a Michigan original.

Thanks NJ. In case others are curious, here's the link for that page: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/faq....#faq_faq_terms.

By the by, I didn't notice anything on there about dreaming or garbling dollar amounts. I did learn a new phrase though. I'm going to ask for a half and half next time I'm out.

[DjBiker]

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[NoseJelly]

Check out the Forum Abbreviations page and you'll find that codes for Mongering are fairly universal. Just a few variations from Forum to Forum.

3 Barrys is a classic and no doubt a Michigan original.

[Mike Yepthatsm]

My favorite is when someone says they paid three Barrys for an hr massage meaning they paid three 20 dollar bills since Barry Sanders wore the number 20.

I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun!

[Gene2]

I am serious wondering the same thing. He promotes these girls, gives out their schedules and availabilities as if we can't see the adds ourselves. Kinda seems like something a pimp would do. I'm not trying to bash anyone. But I am genuinely curious if theres some kind of monetary kick back to go along with all this pushing of a few girls.

Swcdt. I appreciate your valid question. You, unlike some other posters, actually leave reviews and don't just simply troll those of us who do post reviews.

I can assure you I have no financial gain by reviewing or promoting my favorites. Do I think others get freebies or discounts for their positive reviews and promotions? Perhaps. I just don't operate that way. I was offered some discounts by one sweet provider after my positive review resulted in her getting a lot more clients. I declined. I deeply appreciate what good providers do for me and I am not about to seek a discount for simply typing a few words in her behalf. I actually pay more than most, not less. You can read my posts and I routinely sing the praises of several providers, but most of all, Lauren. Feel free to schedule her and ask if I've ever not paid full price plus a tip. Plus an occasional bottle of cognac. I thoroughly enjoy my time with these ladies. And I know a lot of members here struggle to find a way into the hunters den. I get at least three PMs a week asking for advice on how to see these great ladies. So if I can post a suggested way to use Hunter as the gatekeeper to get into this best in class salon, I'm willing to do that.

Hunter appreciated it. And several members here have as well. Am I your typical USA member? No. I enjoy to illustrate the experience with word pictures. And I enjoy giving boosts to our really good providers here. Several posters have agreed saying they go nowhere else other than hunters den right now. Are other members happy I post differently than typical? Depends on who you ask. Most would say "yes" but the original poster you quoted would not. Why? I have no idea.

G2.

[Swcdt]

Curious, are you the marketing arm for the Hunter now? In the last couple of weeks there's probably a dozen similar posts from you for either Hunter, Lauren, or Cassidy. Not even disguised as reviews. At least when BBU was doing extensive marketing, they used "fake" or smitten Johns to write reviews, you aren't even attempting to hide the fact that you are advertising? See how well that turned out for them! I'm quite frankly surprised Hunter would want this type of exposure in the current hyper LE concerns environment.

I am serious wondering the same thing. He promotes these girls, gives out their schedules and availabilities as if we can't see the adds ourselves. Kinda seems like something a pimp would do. I'm not trying to bash anyone. But I am genuinely curious if theres some kind of monetary kick back to go along with all this pushing of a few girls.

[Tommey]

Yeah. Prior poster was using the method that is meant to confuse law enforcement (doesn't work) and enlighten mongers (doesn't work). So when he says " 4" that's supposed to mean $140. For his tip for FS.

Public service announcement: Just post the amount in regular US currency.

Simplify.

G2.

I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun!

[Gene2]

I have seen their ads and I am intrigued. But is there a secret handshake? Password LOL. I have never seen anyone there. I understand screening but I will not give up personal info or a CC.

Thank you.

Hey, thanks for leaving a valid response. We should all encourage more posting and especially reviews and suggestions here. I believe one of the bylaws prohibits trying to discourage posting. So your honest observation is a welcome departure from some (poster just prior to your post).

It is tough to get in. These ladies are incredible. Hunter. Lauren. Cassidy James. Phoenix. Low volume coupled with high quality. Some non contributors here would rather that I didn't provide reviews, suggestions, observations about the good quality (so their popularity is diminished and he can always get an appointment). But I believe the community here needs to know. So I share.

Best approach is to text Hunter (or the other ladies: Lauren, Phoenix, Cassidy James) during the time one of their posts on Skip The Games (STG) are active. State the name you wish to use along with your approximate age. Tell them enough about you so they can verify you or be comfortable with who you claim to be (USA member, other provider referrals, screening through TER, etc). Then they can feel secure you are not with law enforcement and are not seeking to entrap them. There's been a lot written on other board locations that delineate the things law enforcement cannot do to entrap providers. That sort of research would do all of us a benefit.

Hope that helps. If you have success, please leave a review and other suggestions certain to please most of us here, but perhaps annoy the peanut gallery (obfuscating) in plain sight.

Research.

G2.

[Randingo]

Check out Saisha at Royal Touch. Hot young Latina with an amazing mouth. Get her in a 69 and if she likes young tongue her mouth will get you off quickly. Jezebel is great too but her mouth does not compare to Saisha's.

I just saw saisha the other day and when I asked if she would give me a BJ she turned away and used her hands while bobbing her head to try to make it look like she was. I told her she's not fooling me with that and she kind of laughed and said what do you mean. I asked her if she would actually suck it and she said no she doesn't do that. Maybe she actually does for you, but she didn't for me. So either YMMV or you're getting fooled into paying BJ price for a HJ. I hope it's the former.

[Gene2]

Sorry if I misinterpreted, but you paid 4 bills at an AMP with an old lady for FS? God I hope I got that wrong because that is insanely high. Come to Chicago and you'll have a 10, young, for that fee.

Yeah. Prior poster was using the method that is meant to confuse law enforcement (doesn't work) and enlighten mongers (doesn't work). So when he says " 4" that's supposed to mean $140. For his tip for FS.

Public service announcement: Just post the amount in regular US currency.

Simplify.

G2.

[StillSeek BJ]

I had a chance to stop recently in the daytime. I found the place to be very clean and cozy. I got to see Saisha. I was very happy with her skills and her appearance. She is short but has a nice body front and back. Very easy to get along with and left with a smile. I will recommend for anyone not looking for FS. I will definitely repeat visit myself. She introduced me to an older Asian Lady she does 4 hands with but I was already spent $$ and otherwise. Here is her most recent add. https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...l/898781073056.

They have a shower available for before and massage which could be a very good deal for those who need to go home not smelling like massage oil.