Massage Parlor Reports

[PinTrelder]

I looked it up but only found a place from men, women and children. Where do you find it online?

Looks like it is / was on and. San Fernando Blvd, 335 5362.

[RyanLandis]

Has anyone tried Elevate in Burbank? Prices are super high but not a lot of nuru joints in this area like there are in OC.

I looked it up but only found a place from men, women and children. Where do you find it online?

[ArbaghastA]

Has anyone tried Elevate in Burbank? Prices are super high but not a lot of nuru joints in this area like there are in OC.

Yeah, I actually was there about a week ago. I did the $200 special nuru & shower with Lani. Pretty sure it wasn't actually the woman in the photo, unless it's just that she's so glammed up in the photo I didn't recognize her. She was attractive though, and friendly. Massage was fine, but certainly nothing special from either a therapeutic or erotic perspective. "Nuru" was just a little bit of basic body to body. She asked if I wanted any upgrades, and quoted me, if I remember correctly, $200 for BJ and $400 for FS. So yeah, prices are super high, especially when you include the base fee. I just went with the HJ, which is included with the base fee. Showered together afterwards, where she cleaned me up well, which is always a nice way to end a session. So, all in all, session was fine, but I likely won't be back.

[BrianC2K]

Burbank is very limited. Oak is your best bet.

Has anyone tried Elevate in Burbank? Prices are super high but not a lot of nuru joints in this area like there are in OC.

[RockyPeak]

I got lucky once at this place. Was located behind the guitar center in northridge. I was a regular for years. Even had couples massage with my wife there. More recently she decided not to get massages anymore. So I continued going. Legit massage at a great price.

One time I got this 50's mms and little by little she would tease further up into my inner thigh. Up until then I would get rubbed down and I with my underwear off. All of a sudden she suggested I take my underwear off. I happily a obliged. She then gave a pretty good HJ.

I had gone back a number of times before they closed their doors during the pandemic. And never had the same experience again.

If anyone has any suggestions on a spot like this let me know. Thanks.

Great spot, I used to go there all the time, same story and all. Legit with ladies that would constantly change. Every 3rd one or so you'd get one that would start to explore. Once it was a elbow down the middle of my ass. Each time they'd get bolder. Fun to get something you didn't expect. The best one could keep me hard for the entire hour while giving me a legit massage. That's impossible to find now. Of course, since you couldn't count on any action you had to have another place on the side, but the not knowing what would happen always added extra spice. The lady that owned that place owns three. She sold this one, two are in business nearby. Think Galleria and Korean Barbecue. She's pretty strict but you can still find a lady that strays.

[PlayerN818]

Hollywood monger finds himself making frequent trips to the valley for errands to home improvement stores. Need some relief, but no idea where to start. Most of my errands tend to be in Burbank. A quick Google revealed quite a lot of parlors in the area. These ones stuck out to me.

We Massage.

Diamond Massage.

Oak.

Well.

Cozy.

A+ Relax.

Any intel? I'm basically looking for a good massage with ceiling reaching HE release. Not interested in FS. Will take all recs from these or others within 20 min drive from Home Depot.

Thanks!

Burbank is very limited. Oak is your best bet.

[XXnat]

Hollywood monger finds himself making frequent trips to the valley for errands to home improvement stores. Need some relief, but no idea where to start. Most of my errands tend to be in Burbank. A quick Google revealed quite a lot of parlors in the area. These ones stuck out to me.

We Massage.

Diamond Massage.

Oak.

Well.

Cozy.

A+ Relax.

Any intel? I'm basically looking for a good massage with ceiling reaching HE release. Not interested in FS. Will take all recs from these or others within 20 min drive from Home Depot.

Thanks!

Oak does HE. If you could drive a little longer you can visit No. 1 at Sylmar.

[MrFlingMan]

Wow. It's as if the gods knew I wrote this.

There's a totally legit cheap foot massage place I go to. I won't say the name because they really are legit. Like you're as likely to get a male masseuse as a female. I've been there maybe 50-100 times. I get the combo massage 30 min of foot massage in an open room followed by 60 min body massage in a booth closed with a curtain. All normal. Done this so many times.

Except today. Masseuse does her thing but keeps pulling my underwear lower and lower (you wear underwear in a place like this). Then she starts massaging my ass. Then she pulls my underwear off. What? There is literally a room of men and women getting a massage 5 feet away.

Then she tells me to touch my own junk, probably to demonstrate I'm not a cop or something. And then she begins.

The HJ was awful. And she was not attractive. Your garden variety middle aged Chinese woman. She could be next to you at a store and you'd never look twice.

But I guess surprises do exist after all. Who knew?

I got lucky once at this place. Was located behind the guitar center in northridge. I was a regular for years. Even had couples massage with my wife there. More recently she decided not to get massages anymore. So I continued going. Legit massage at a great price.

One time I got this 50's mms and little by little she would tease further up into my inner thigh. Up until then I would get rubbed down and I with my underwear off. All of a sudden she suggested I take my underwear off. I happily a obliged. She then gave a pretty good HJ.

I had gone back a number of times before they closed their doors during the pandemic. And never had the same experience again.

If anyone has any suggestions on a spot like this let me know. Thanks.

[LAmong]

Hollywood monger finds himself making frequent trips to the valley for errands to home improvement stores. Need some relief, but no idea where to start. Most of my errands tend to be in Burbank. A quick Google revealed quite a lot of parlors in the area. These ones stuck out to me.

We Massage.

Diamond Massage.

Oak.

Well.

Cozy.

A+ Relax.

Any intel? I'm basically looking for a good massage with ceiling reaching HE release. Not interested in FS. Will take all recs from these or others within 20 min drive from Home Depot.

Thanks!

[PeterHouston]

Hi.

Visiting Santa Clarita in a week. Anyone able to suggest a good place or two to visit which gives a good massage with HE.

Thanks for any help. I can help anyone if they visit Seattle.

[Drooo]

Yes I'll go for a 4th time. At the very least I'm getting a great massage, anything else is a bonus. For me it's not always about the HE!

You're going to try a fourth time?

You know there are only 3 strikes in baseball right? They're out. I wouldn't try a second time, but 4? Dude even a jaded ass monger like me knows there are too many other places to waste your time and money fishing in barren waters.

[PlayerN818]

I've been going here for years. It's in the shopping plaza on Sherman Way & Bellaire in North Hollywood. Chinese. Since I have some physical issues, I mainly go for legit which is always pro-level and depending on the masseuse, an occasional HJ if they're in the right mood. All of them will do various levels of teasing around the ass balls and shaft but I'm a regular so YMMV. They all allow some degree of OTC ass / kitty touching but I've rarely been been able to get UTC. I think there are 4-5 masseuses working there at the moment but most of them have been there for years. Coco, Amy, Lay Lay. All 35-45 years old. Average looks. English ability isn't great so communication can be tricky. Rooms are private but close together with curtains for doors so you do hear an occasional monger on the other side but overall I'd recommend this place. If the legit massage wasn't great, doubtful I'd still be going since extras are rare. Anyone else with experience here? Any recommendations of similar places in the area? I know of several where extras are a lot easier to come by but the actual massage is sub-par.

"Pro-level" is kinda tough to gauge, but the place diagonal to HK, (southwest strip mall, in the corner), has provided me a solid massage with a standard HE in the past. As you mention, YMMV.

[PlayerN818]

Wonder if we are talking about the same place. Is yours on the west side?

No, my place was on Ventura in Encino and didn't survive the pandemic. However, it did start my continual search for a replacement.

[Stratton77]

I've been going here for years. It's in the shopping plaza on Sherman Way & Bellaire in North Hollywood. Chinese. Since I have some physical issues, I mainly go for legit which is always pro-level and depending on the masseuse, an occasional HJ if they're in the right mood. All of them will do various levels of teasing around the ass balls and shaft but I'm a regular so YMMV. They all allow some degree of OTC ass / kitty touching but I've rarely been been able to get UTC. I think there are 4-5 masseuses working there at the moment but most of them have been there for years. Coco, Amy, Lay Lay. All 35-45 years old. Average looks. English ability isn't great so communication can be tricky. Rooms are private but close together with curtains for doors so you do hear an occasional monger on the other side but overall I'd recommend this place. If the legit massage wasn't great, doubtful I'd still be going since extras are rare. Anyone else with experience here? Any recommendations of similar places in the area? I know of several where extras are a lot easier to come by but the actual massage is sub-par.

[RockNRoll72]

Any ideas on where to find parlors with toned latinas or ebony, in the SFV?

I have yet to find a MP with Ebony women in the valley. Supposedly, the bath & massage place in Studio City near the metro station has ebony providers (see my review of the place a few posts ago) providers but outside of indipendent providers, I've never seen one at a MP.

As for Latinas, there was a really fit latina (seriously she had abs) with bolt ons and a nice fake ass at both Bally and Green in the Valley. Take that with a huge grain of salt though because she was a total *****. Rushed session, didn't fully remove her clothes, 1. 40 on top of house is what I was able to talk her down to both times. Really can't remember her name but if you look through my posts from when all this was recent, it'll most likely be in there.

YMMV at both places though. Last time I was at green, guy before me just got up and left in the middle of the session. Woman working the front window looked surprised when the guy walked out of his room, clearly his time wasn't up yet & that's why she was bringing me in then. Seemed to have caught everyone off guard but he basically stormed out saying that everyone there was awful and fuck all of them. Based on the few times I've been, it's not great. Bally is the same way. You're rushed. Girls are lazy, they upsell like crazy. Terrible time.

Just my two cents, anyway.

- RnR.