Massage Parlor Reports

[Murrican]

Wonder if we are talking about the same place. Is yours on the west side?

Had an identical situation pre-COVID.

Place was LEGIT, and I really was there for a post work-out / pre-beer massage. Started seeing the same MILF due to her skills.

One day, she brushes me a few times while face down. I'm thinking "Huh, that's weird. " but nothing else. On the flip she goes a bit more under towel than normal, then she places my hand on her ass. She gives me the "shhh" finger to her lips and gently strokes my cock over the towel. Whispers, "Okay? I nod and from then on it was our little secret. Access was limited due to the set-up, but the sheer naughtiness of her was so much fun.

Plus, they had legit massage prices, so HE on a budget.

[PlayerN818]

Had an identical situation pre-COVID.

Place was LEGIT, and I really was there for a post work-out / pre-beer massage. Started seeing the same MILF due to her skills.

One day, she brushes me a few times while face down. I'm thinking "Huh, that's weird. " but nothing else. On the flip she goes a bit more under towel than normal, then she places my hand on her ass. She gives me the "shhh" finger to her lips and gently strokes my cock over the towel. Whispers, "Okay? I nod and from then on it was our little secret. Access was limited due to the set-up, but the sheer naughtiness of her was so much fun.

Plus, they had legit massage prices, so HE on a budget.

Wow. It's as if the gods knew I wrote this.

There's a totally legit cheap foot massage place I go to. I won't say the name because they really are legit. Like you're as likely to get a male masseuse as a female. I've been there maybe 50-100 times. I get the combo massage 30 min of foot massage in an open room followed by 60 min body massage in a booth closed with a curtain. All normal. Done this so many times.

Except today. Masseuse does her thing but keeps pulling my underwear lower and lower (you wear underwear in a place like this). Then she starts massaging my ass. Then she pulls my underwear off. What? There is literally a room of men and women getting a massage 5 feet away.

Then she tells me to touch my own junk, probably to demonstrate I'm not a cop or something. And then she begins.

The HJ was awful. And she was not attractive. Your garden variety middle aged Chinese woman. She could be next to you at a store and you'd never look twice.

But I guess surprises do exist after all. Who knew?

[Murrican]

You're going to try a fourth time?

You know there are only 3 strikes in baseball right? They're out. I wouldn't try a second time, but 4? Dude even a jaded ass monger like me knows there are too many other places to waste your time and money fishing in barren waters.

First of I went back here a 3rd time because they give a great massage. I actually got the same girl that I had the 1st time I stopped by. Cindy was great firm massage and like the other 2 times she allowed me to massage her butt and legs. Near the end of the massage (I was hoping for more) she whispers in my ear "all done" and I responded with "that's it? I want more". She said upgrade to the hour and I massage your front. So I agreed, I turn over and she started to massage my front literally. My chest, arms, scalp but the one thing she let me do was I was able to massage her front. Under her clothes and bra I played with her boobs and nipples (I was a little disappointed because she looked to be a C cup but when I reached under her bra she was heavily padded). Also I was able to rub between her legs but I wasn't allowed to go under her clothes in that area. As for mashing my front, that's all there was, massaging the actual front. I went home without a happy ending. I'll penalized try once more but then that's it.

[MrDon]

Any ideas on where to find parlors with toned latinas or ebony, in the SFV?

[Drooo]

First of I went back here a 3rd time because they give a great massage. I actually got the same girl that I had the 1st time I stopped by. Cindy was great firm massage and like the other 2 times she allowed me to massage her butt and legs. Near the end of the massage (I was hoping for more) she whispers in my ear "all done" and I responded with "that's it? I want more". She said upgrade to the hour and I massage your front. So I agreed, I turn over and she started to massage my front literally. My chest, arms, scalp but the one thing she let me do was I was able to massage her front. Under her clothes and bra I played with her boobs and nipples (I was a little disappointed because she looked to be a C cup but when I reached under her bra she was heavily padded). Also I was able to rub between her legs but I wasn't allowed to go under her clothes in that area. As for mashing my front, that's all there was, massaging the actual front. I went home without a happy ending. I'll penalized try once more but then that's it.

[Member #6371]

Here's my review of a almost every AMP I've visited in recent memory. In fact probably the last 5 years.

I found it on bed page. They said there were new girls, or young girls, or it was under new management. I thought "oh, maybe this time it's true. " Because I'm gullible and stupid.

I arrived. The person at the front was neither young nor cute.

They asked if I've been there before. I lie and say yes to signal that they don't need to tiptoe around me. I know how this works.

I say I want someone young and cute. They are either non-commital or over-eager in saying yes.

I arrive in my room. I get totally naked to reinforce that I do, indeed, know how this works.

I wait way, way too long. Why do they think it takes 10 minutes for me to get undressed?

In comes coco or lala or mimi or some other name that is a syllable repeated twice. I look over my bare shoulder and am immediately disappointed. I gird myself, saying my imagination will be working overtime if this is going to end with a nut.

The massage sucks, of course. So I won't be getting that either. The magic words, "turn over" are said. She points to Peter and asks if I want. I think "I'm naked and I have a half-boner. Why are you even making this awkward by asking, coco?

Sometimes coco asks me how much I'll pay first. This really, really annoys me. I know that whatever number I say she'll sound disappointed to get a little more, so I say 45. She is oh so disappointed and we settle on 60, where I knew we would.

I have to use my imagination to finish while this 40 year old with too much makeup and too much bad history in her life does her job. I eventually finish by thinking (never mind. Too personal).

You know what? Yes I do want a bottle of water and a couple candies. After being out 125 dollars and a shitty massage at least I'll get that. But I'll toss the bottle because a mini bottle of water in my car is suspicious. I vow to not visit that place again.

I'm getting tired of this scene.

I agree with (and relate to) every word of this.

[Murrican]

Wow. It's as if the gods knew I wrote this.

There's a totally legit cheap foot massage place I go to. I won't say the name because they really are legit. Like you're as likely to get a male masseuse as a female. I've been there maybe 50-100 times. I get the combo massage 30 min of foot massage in an open room followed by 60 min body massage in a booth closed with a curtain. All normal. Done this so many times.

Except today. Masseuse does her thing but keeps pulling my underwear lower and lower (you wear underwear in a place like this). Then she starts massaging my ass. Then she pulls my underwear off. What? There is literally a room of men and women getting a massage 5 feet away.

Then she tells me to touch my own junk, probably to demonstrate I'm not a cop or something. And then she begins.

The HJ was awful. And she was not attractive. Your garden variety middle aged Chinese woman. She could be next to you at a store and you'd never look twice.

But I guess surprises do exist after all. Who knew?

Here's my review of a almost every AMP I've visited in recent memory. In fact probably the last 5 years.

I found it on bed page. They said there were new girls, or young girls, or it was under new management. I thought "oh, maybe this time it's true. " Because I'm gullible and stupid.

I arrived. The person at the front was neither young nor cute.

They asked if I've been there before. I lie and say yes to signal that they don't need to tiptoe around me. I know how this works.

I say I want someone young and cute. They are either non-commital or over-eager in saying yes.

I arrive in my room. I get totally naked to reinforce that I do, indeed, know how this works.

I wait way, way too long. Why do they think it takes 10 minutes for me to get undressed?

In comes coco or lala or mimi or some other name that is a syllable repeated twice. I look over my bare shoulder and am immediately disappointed. I gird myself, saying my imagination will be working overtime if this is going to end with a nut.

The massage sucks, of course. So I won't be getting that either. The magic words, "turn over" are said. She points to Peter and asks if I want. I think "I'm naked and I have a half-boner. Why are you even making this awkward by asking, coco?

Sometimes coco asks me how much I'll pay first. This really, really annoys me. I know that whatever number I say she'll sound disappointed to get a little more, so I say 45. She is oh so disappointed and we settle on 60, where I knew we would.

I have to use my imagination to finish while this 40 year old with too much makeup and too much bad history in her life does her job. I eventually finish by thinking (never mind. Too personal).

You know what? Yes I do want a bottle of water and a couple candies. After being out 125 dollars and a shitty massage at least I'll get that. But I'll toss the bottle because a mini bottle of water in my car is suspicious. I vow to not visit that place again.

I'm getting tired of this scene.

[JayM066]

Does anyone know of any late night spots besides valley the Why spa? Thanks!

[Murrican]

Here's my review of a almost every AMP I've visited in recent memory. In fact probably the last 5 years.

I found it on bed page. They said there were new girls, or young girls, or it was under new management. I thought "oh, maybe this time it's true. " Because I'm gullible and stupid.

I arrived. The person at the front was neither young nor cute.

They asked if I've been there before. I lie and say yes to signal that they don't need to tiptoe around me. I know how this works.

I say I want someone young and cute. They are either non-commital or over-eager in saying yes.

I arrive in my room. I get totally naked to reinforce that I do, indeed, know how this works.

I wait way, way too long. Why do they think it takes 10 minutes for me to get undressed?

In comes coco or lala or mimi or some other name that is a syllable repeated twice. I look over my bare shoulder and am immediately disappointed. I gird myself, saying my imagination will be working overtime if this is going to end with a nut.

The massage sucks, of course. So I won't be getting that either. The magic words, "turn over" are said. She points to Peter and asks if I want. I think "I'm naked and I have a half-boner. Why are you even making this awkward by asking, coco?

Sometimes coco asks me how much I'll pay first. This really, really annoys me. I know that whatever number I say she'll sound disappointed to get a little more, so I say 45. She is oh so disappointed and we settle on 60, where I knew we would.

I have to use my imagination to finish while this 40 year old with too much makeup and too much bad history in her life does her job. I eventually finish by thinking (never mind. Too personal).

You know what? Yes I do want a bottle of water and a couple candies. After being out 125 dollars and a shitty massage at least I'll get that. But I'll toss the bottle because a mini bottle of water in my car is suspicious. I vow to not visit that place again.

I'm getting tired of this scene.

[SwagNasty]

Went to Devonwood no thrills service. Tried the two providers I've seen there. A mid 30's Thai with perky tits and eraser nipples. 4 to get in. 6 for CBJ. 1 . 6 for CFS. CBJ was terrible more hands than service. CFS was shitty at first She did get into midway reverse cowgirl and some clit play made her juicy. Average but got the nut. No hug.

The other provider is a mid 20's Chinese, good service started with a hug plenty of tongue action Does not provide the raw for me at least. She gets good and wet plenty of moaning. Sucked on my nipples with a tongue flick memorable. Can't ride at all. Provided a hug after nice girl.

[Drooo]

Tried this place again hoping for a different result but basically same thing. Although I could touch her butt when she was massaging from the head of the table and hold her hand no extras. But it was a very good legit massage.

[Lurker Bear]

The surf shop is no longer there.

Stopped by the other day and was greeted by Mimi. A bit older, but a killer body with some tasty D's. A short massage then some fun teasing and onto the activites. Started with a nice CBJ, then she hopped on and bounced on me for a while. I put her on her back and went to town. Onto doggie and blew in the bag.

My only gripe is that the walls do not go to the ceiling, keeping me from pounding away. Had to keep the noise to a low level. 0. 4 at the door and 1. 4 to Mimi.

LB.

[HongKongPlayer]

Try we relax spa at Sherman way.

Got Sophia a late 20 Chinese girl, nice bold on, very fit nice looking girl.

Got BBBJ and 69 to start and a very nice f**k session. 40 house and $. 40.

[PandasExpress]

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...4-2804630.html

Do not see a name, when I call with cell phone it give me a auto reply with the address.

Dang. I tried calling the phone but no answer / text back.

[HongKongPlayer]

Where is this place exactly? Name?

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...4-2804630.html

Do not see a name, when I call with cell phone it give me a auto reply with the address.