Massage Parlor Reports

[BossHog429]

Good morning Gents.

I haven't been on in a long time. I have spent the last year seeing sugar babies from Seeking and secret benefits. And wow, what a fun year it was. But I have decided to retire. Sorta.

I am hoping someone could help a fellow hobbyist out.

I have decided to semi retire. What that means is I still want to see providers but only for Russian and breast worship sessions.

Not looking for FS. I love big boobs. The SO has perky C's and I need more than that.

So, I am hoping for a provider with D or bigger. Preferably DD.

In my humble opinion, Lauren has the best boobs in GR. However, I have seen Lauren almost 2 dozen times.

So. If anyone has a provider or UTR girl or even a sugar baby they would like yo recommended, I would greatly appreciate it.

A few on my short list are:

Cassidy James.

Ava.

Honey (I don't know if she has reviews or is legit).

Not sure why, but I don't see any ads for Lux bodyworks. Does anyone know if they are closed?

Anyway, any intel would be appreciated gents. Like I said, I am only seeking a provider for breast worship and a Russian finish. I don't mind if a massage is included. LOL.

But preferably D cup and bigger.

Thanks again, and happy hunting gents. Be safe!

[Shawtren]

If you are looking for a hot masseuse, check out Jezebel. She has a very safe upscale in call location in downtown GR. She is a hot 33 yo slender south African babe. Large, natural tits. Shaved kitty and loves to play. She had a nuru blow up mattress in her last place and think she may have it in her current place for nuru. I think the nuru is messy and overrated so I have opted to just use the bed, play and fuck. At first appt did the nuru thing, then showered together and ended up in her bed.

I have seen her many times over the past 3 years. She is dark skinned, hot and loves to give a BBBJCIM, FS (covered or uncovered) and about anything else you desire. Even some BDSM stuff. PM for more details. She does not watch the clock and MSOG are the norm with her. My sessions last at least 2 hours but I am a regular now. YMMV. She is a pleaser and will suck and fuck you dry. She likes a dry white wine which seems to make her quite horny and she really relaxes and produces.

If you get to know her and treat her nice she will deliver in spades. This is one hot fuck guys so if you like a dark-skinned hot babe with huge natural tits who will do most anything I would see her. Her rates are a little bit higher but guaranteed satisfaction. Her BBBJCIM technique is very good. She is a good lay. Tight pussy that tastes good. She has no children. Enjoy and let me know how it works out. $$$ to $$ incall. Slightly more outcall. I've done both and done a couple of overnights with her. Great strip tease to nude in my living room and fucked her on the floor and then again in bed this week. Woke up to her giving me head with BBBJCIM. A dream girl for sure. How many girls will wake up a guy with their mouth? Hard to beat. LOL!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/874508168111

She sounds like a LOT of fun. And I really like the idea of a REAL nuru massage. I got Nuru from Brooke of Vegas many many years ago (mmmmm the ass on that one!) And it was very erotic in my opinion. But, as you said, it is very messy. That's why they always use an inflatable mattress for it. They just put it into the shower afterwards to clean it all off. The trick to it though, is that you have to shower BEFORE, and stay wet for the best effect of the gel. And speaking of the gel, it does have to be authentic Nuru gel, not body oil, for it to work properly. It's rather expensive, and so they usually use some other sort of oil instead. It makes a huge difference.

All of this has me floating down memory lane! Has anybody heard from Brooke of Vegas?

Play safe!

Shaw.

[LostRdr]

I booked a time with Maria the other day. It was as described in the ad. A good massage, no extras. She has a table and a clean room. I remained covered throughout the massage. If you'd like a professional massage with, as of now no extras, hit her up!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...h/905907031040

[GR Man74]

The pics are 100% her. She is a hot, sexy, curvy, dark skinned South African. She has a little bit of an accent. She is very sensual.

She may have bolt ons and if they are they are some of the best I have seen, felt and sucked. Her tits are amazing with large areolas and nipples, and she loves them sucked.

Enjoy. She is a gem guys and is looking for business!

I agree with these latest two accounts about Jezebel. Her accent is cute, and I would call it a confidence, not really a total dominant take charge. She knows what to do, and keeps things moving. It's been a while since I visited, which I really need to do again, but I remember that slip and slide mattress like it was yesterday, LOL. Thanks guys for the reminder about her. Added to the (short) list again. Actually, wasn't there retirement talk about her? I'm glad she's still around though, and hopefully will be for a while.

[MrLimpBiscuit]

Been almost months to see little miss Ashley for nice massage, mostly my delays though. Excellent pressure, pleasant giiggly fun. LOL. Will see her again if time permits. Love the ink. Thinkin she will call me to get together again. Spent half the time admiring her perfect little body with my own coconut oi massage therapy. LOL. Told her I charged 50 cent. Fun girl. Meeting her for the first time, wasnt going to push a menu. ? 80/ door rent. ? 160 tip. Plus generous 20. Too much. ? I had fun, is all that matters.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Without a table there can not be a real massage. I've asked many providers in the massage section So You Have A Table, the answer is usually No.

The only good massage I've ever had on a bed was in Flower Child's RV. She's very good and the mattress is thinner than normal beds with a firm wooded bottom, those two facts probably helped the massage feel like I was on a table. Flower Child hovering over me made it a perfect massage. I think an RV bed is probably better than a table.

As I mentioned before, these ads are obviously saying limited experience unless you're my type and LE keep scrolling nothing to see here.

Agree with Benz. The presence of a massage table does not guarantee a good massage. Some massage providers have no idea what they are doing. But the absence of massage table pretty much guarantees that she's an escort and you are unlikely to get an actual massage. So it's a helpful screening question with independents.

[DPerki67]

Re: Jezebel.

Enjoy. She is a gem guys and is looking for business!

Absolutely! She was my first and only Nuru a few years ago, and then I had to leave the hobby for awhile. I mostly remember her accent, attitude, and aggression (in a good way, she can be a take charge kind of lady). Now I'm gone from GR, but she'd be high on my list when I come back to visit.

[Sparty On 1234]

The only thing you're off about is she has bolt ons now. Still look great though.

The pics are 100% her. She is a hot, sexy, curvy, dark skinned South African. She has a little bit of an accent. She is very sensual.

She may have bolt ons and if they are they are some of the best I have seen, felt and sucked. Her tits are amazing with large areolas and nipples, and she loves them sucked.

Enjoy. She is a gem guys and is looking for business!

[PurpMan61]

If you are looking for a hot masseuse, check out Jezebel. She has a very safe upscale in call location in downtown GR. She is a hot 33 yo slender south African babe. Large, natural tits. Shaved kitty and loves to play. She had a nuru blow up mattress in her last place and think she may have it in her current place for nuru. I think the nuru is messy and overrated so I have opted to just use the bed, play and fuck. At first appt did the nuru thing, then showered together and ended up in her bed.

I have seen her many times over the past 3 years. She is dark skinned, hot and loves to give a BBBJCIM, FS (covered or uncovered) and about anything else you desire. Even some BDSM stuff. PM for more details. She does not watch the clock and MSOG are the norm with her. My sessions last at least 2 hours but I am a regular now. YMMV. She is a pleaser and will suck and fuck you dry. She likes a dry white wine which seems to make her quite horny and she really relaxes and produces.

If you get to know her and treat her nice she will deliver in spades. This is one hot fuck guys so if you like a dark-skinned hot babe with huge natural tits who will do most anything I would see her. Her rates are a little bit higher but guaranteed satisfaction. Her BBBJCIM technique is very good. She is a good lay. Tight pussy that tastes good. She has no children. Enjoy and let me know how it works out. $$$ to $$ incall. Slightly more outcall. I've done both and done a couple of overnights with her. Great strip tease to nude in my living room and fucked her on the floor and then again in bed this week. Woke up to her giving me head with BBBJCIM. A dream girl for sure. How many girls will wake up a guy with their mouth? Hard to beat. LOL!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/874508168111

The only thing you're off about is she has bolt ons now. Still look great though.

[Mike Yepthatsm]

Are those her real pics? Thanks for the review.

If you are looking for a hot masseuse, check out Jezebel. She has a very safe upscale in call location in downtown GR. She is a hot 33 yo slender south African babe. Large, natural tits. Shaved kitty and loves to play. She had a nuru blow up mattress in her last place and think she may have it in her current place for nuru. I think the nuru is messy and overrated so I have opted to just use the bed, play and fuck. At first appt did the nuru thing, then showered together and ended up in her bed.

I have seen her many times over the past 3 years. She is dark skinned, hot and loves to give a BBBJCIM, FS (covered or uncovered) and about anything else you desire. Even some BDSM stuff. PM for more details. She does not watch the clock and MSOG are the norm with her. My sessions last at least 2 hours but I am a regular now. YMMV. She is a pleaser and will suck and fuck you dry. She likes a dry white wine which seems to make her quite horny and she really relaxes and produces.

If you get to know her and treat her nice she will deliver in spades. This is one hot fuck guys so if you like a dark-skinned hot babe with huge natural tits who will do most anything I would see her. Her rates are a little bit higher but guaranteed satisfaction. Her BBBJCIM technique is very good. She is a good lay. Tight pussy that tastes good. She has no children. Enjoy and let me know how it works out. $$$ to $$ incall. Slightly more outcall. I've done both and done a couple of overnights with her. Great strip tease to nude in my living room and fucked her on the floor and then again in bed this week. Woke up to her giving me head with BBBJCIM. A dream girl for sure. How many girls will wake up a guy with their mouth? Hard to beat. LOL!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/874508168111

[Sparty On 1234]

If you are looking for a hot masseuse, check out Jezebel. She has a very safe upscale in call location in downtown GR. She is a hot 33 yo slender south African babe. Large, natural tits. Shaved kitty and loves to play. She had a nuru blow up mattress in her last place and think she may have it in her current place for nuru. I think the nuru is messy and overrated so I have opted to just use the bed, play and fuck. At first appt did the nuru thing, then showered together and ended up in her bed.

I have seen her many times over the past 3 years. She is dark skinned, hot and loves to give a BBBJCIM, FS (covered or uncovered) and about anything else you desire. Even some BDSM stuff. PM for more details. She does not watch the clock and MSOG are the norm with her. My sessions last at least 2 hours but I am a regular now. YMMV. She is a pleaser and will suck and fuck you dry. She likes a dry white wine which seems to make her quite horny and she really relaxes and produces.

If you get to know her and treat her nice she will deliver in spades. This is one hot fuck guys so if you like a dark-skinned hot babe with huge natural tits who will do most anything I would see her. Her rates are a little bit higher but guaranteed satisfaction. Her BBBJCIM technique is very good. She is a good lay. Tight pussy that tastes good. She has no children. Enjoy and let me know how it works out. $$$ to $$ incall. Slightly more outcall. I've done both and done a couple of overnights with her. Great strip tease to nude in my living room and fucked her on the floor and then again in bed this week. Woke up to her giving me head with BBBJCIM. A dream girl for sure. How many girls will wake up a guy with their mouth? Hard to beat. LOL!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/874508168111

[Benz1]

Going off the ad you referenced, to me, it looks like the same "Sexual talk will get you blocked" spill that other providers give, just a bit more heavy handed. Given that she's advertising both incalls and outcalls AND 24/7 hours AND no professional pics (with a table or anything), there's no way she's 100% legit.

Without a table there can not be a real massage. I've asked many providers in the massage section So You Have A Table, the answer is usually No.

The only good massage I've ever had on a bed was in Flower Child's RV. She's very good and the mattress is thinner than normal beds with a firm wooded bottom, those two facts probably helped the massage feel like I was on a table. Flower Child hovering over me made it a perfect massage. I think an RV bed is probably better than a table.

As I mentioned before, these ads are obviously saying limited experience unless you're my type and LE keep scrolling nothing to see here.

[BaseHit]

Ok. Random musing here.

Why would a completely legitimate (supposedly) massage therapist advertise on skip the games? There are other options available for advertising legitimate massage services? Or is this simply a way to be somewhat under the radar and offer happy endings if things seem safe and comfortable with the dude?

And doesn't the second photo make her look angry? I'm not sure I would even want a legitimate massage from a scowling woman. All right guys. What say you to my queries?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...h/646155637810.

The only thing missing to solve this riddle, is a picture of her giving us the middle finger. Then we would know for sure she is an escort not a massage therapist.

[Gene2]

Going off the ad you referenced, to me, it looks like the same "Sexual talk will get you blocked" spill that other providers give, just a bit more heavy handed. Given that she's advertising both incalls and outcalls AND 24/7 hours AND no professional pics (with a table or anything), there's no way she's 100% legit. But, that's just my gut feeling, I've never visited her, so couldn't say.

And about that second picture; it gives off more of an (albeit poor) attempt at a sultry look.

On the more broad, hypothetics of the question: yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense for a 100% legit business to attempt to get clientele from a site that is CLEARLY about extra curricular activities with just a 10 second scroll. Which also leads me to think that the "Purely Medical" grand standing is for sake of deniability than any actual claim of legitimacy, akin to the "Payment is for my time ONLY" schtick that escorts love to use.

I agree completely. It just seems an odd medium to use for advertising an entirely legitimate massage experience. To me it's like deciding to post "Sound of Music" video on Pornhub. It's just the wrong vehicle. The buyer is going to be disappointed.

And sultry looks are apparently not as easily captured as the girl thinks. She looks either annoyed or devoid of sensuality. Neither sells.

G2.

[RobovDaslav]

Ok. Random musing here.

Why would a completely legitimate (supposedly) massage therapist advertise on skip the games? There are other options available for advertising legitimate massage services? Or is this simply a way to be somewhat under the radar and offer happy endings if things seem safe and comfortable with the dude?

And doesn't the second photo make her look angry? I'm not sure I would even want a legitimate massage from a scowling woman. All right guys. What say you to my queries?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...h/646155637810

G2.

Going off the ad you referenced, to me, it looks like the same "Sexual talk will get you blocked" spill that other providers give, just a bit more heavy handed. Given that she's advertising both incalls and outcalls AND 24/7 hours AND no professional pics (with a table or anything), there's no way she's 100% legit. But, that's just my gut feeling, I've never visited her, so couldn't say.

And about that second picture; it gives off more of an (albeit poor) attempt at a sultry look.

On the more broad, hypothetics of the question: yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense for a 100% legit business to attempt to get clientele from a site that is CLEARLY about extra curricular activities with just a 10 second scroll. Which also leads me to think that the "Purely Medical" grand standing is for sake of deniability than any actual claim of legitimacy, akin to the "Payment is for my time ONLY" schtick that escorts love to use.