Stupid Shit In San Diego

[Rey KittyHawk]

Changing topics here. I would love to learn more about the people if y'all don't mind sharing some info to see if there's some things I could improve on, etc.

What are y'alls "routine" when going to an AMP or seeing an escort?

I always shower (even if they have a table shower, never know if it will be unavailable), groom myself and look presentable.

I'm always conscious about being clean when I visit a provider. When I can't see them right after my shower, I always clean up my ass to be sure there is no fart residue stinking up the playground.

One day I went to see a provider and stopped in the bathroom to clean up. I needed to check because I had dropped a deuce since my shower, and although I wipe my ass well I wanted to be sure. So I dropped my drawers and got a paper towel, put water and some of that flowery foo-foo hand soap on it and really cleaned my ass crack and balls.

When we get to the fun part of my visit I am getting the usual pleasant HJ and as she keeps getting her head closer and closer to my cock as she said, "clean" and soon starts sucking my balls, I mean that full on in mouth balls sucking like a woman who's having fun does. All this eventually turned into a BBBJ with her tickling my ass. She strips her top down and then pulls her yoga pants down so I can play with her pussy as she's pleasing me. She mumbled "clean" two more times between sucking my cock and sucking my balls. This bonus ending was more than I expected, but thoroughly enjoyed.

The other day I had a similar situation, where I was stopping in later in the day and went to the bathroom to clean up. That morning I had done some manscaping so I was trimmed up nicely. Again, I used the foo foo hand soap with water all up and down my ass crack and balls till I was flowery fresh.

When fun time comes we negotiate for a CBJ and she wraps me up and goes to work. All's good but suddenly she's alternating between sucking my cock, or my balls, and starts liking my taint (perineum) almost rimming me. Then all of a sudden she stops and strips naked. She then pulls me up off the table and lies on it legs wide open, which surprises me since we negotiated a CBJ, but I'm game. After a while she initiates taking it doggie, which is fun as hell, and then she flips over again and I'm now standing and she's lying legs wide open as we continue fucking. As I'm enjoying this amazing upgrade I lose my concentration and explode.

So all I'm saying is that these two times I thoroughly washed my ass crack and balls with hand soap and water till I was smelling like flowers right before the session and both times I got amazing unrequested upgrades. Although this isn't scientific, I am going to do this process every time right before I see them. We know women have very sensitive noses and it appears the smell of flowers has a good effect on them. It also seems that when my ass smells like flowers I get spontaneous upgrades.

[SDGuy1965]

Thank you for your advice.

I wasn't planning on sending her ANYthing anyways.

However, the purpose of my post was to ask the other people who've been with her if this is how she really is.

Because she was a rather popular provider on TER and Erotic Monkey.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Scam scam scam scam scam lovely scam.

Dude seriously this screams of you're about to lose money and get nothing out of it on every single fucking level delete and forget you had any fucking thought of this this provider giving you pleasure you find out it's a 50-year-old dude he's just trying to con you are worse.

Seriously red flag alert, To give a complete fucking stranger $1400 just because they asked for it.

Why the fuck is it up to you to compensate for their lost cash flow, seriously how deep are your pockets and how stupid do you want to throw your money away to seriously consider this.

Those are the questions you should be asking yourself and if for some region a complete stranger that you've never had a session with is worthy of you giving 1400 bucks please PM me because I could use the same cash actually I'm feeling really bad today could you send me 30,000 just to help me get through.

After being ghosted by this chick for the last 3 months or so, I was finally able to schedule a hook-up with Lily DDD.

Then, this morning, I receive this e-mail message from her:

"Hey I wanted to give you a heads up, I got Covid and I cannot make it. Just wanted to let you know as soon as I found out. I am sorry!

Can I ask you something? Me not being able to come bc I'm sick really fucked me over. Can you Venmo me or cash app me $1400. Please? I'll take care of you and send you some sexy stuff. ".

One more thing.

I received a DM saying that she's been in Chicago this week. He even sent me the Eros link, but it has 2 new (bikini) photos in the ad. However, those bikini photos look like they're from a different girl.
Also, the ad also says that she's a XXX porn star?

(https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...162.htm?cat=32).

If any of why'all have ever been with her before, is this for real? Or has someone hacked her account?

I would really appreciate any info y'all could pass along.

Thank you.

[SDGuy1965]

After being ghosted by this chick for the last 3 months or so, I was finally able to schedule a hook-up with Lily DDD.

Then, this morning, I receive this e-mail message from her:

"Hey I wanted to give you a heads up, I got Covid and I cannot make it. Just wanted to let you know as soon as I found out. I am sorry!

Can I ask you something? Me not being able to come bc I'm sick really fucked me over. Can you Venmo me or cash app me $1400. Please? I'll take care of you and send you some sexy stuff. ".

One more thing.

I received a DM saying that she's been in Chicago this week. He even sent me the Eros link, but it has 2 new (bikini) photos in the ad. However, those bikini photos look like they're from a different girl.
Also, the ad also says that she's a XXX porn star?

(https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...162.htm?cat=32).

If any of why'all have ever been with her before, is this for real? Or has someone hacked her account?

I would really appreciate any info y'all could pass along.

Thank you.

[SDHobbyGuy]

That's without going through any insurance, CVS doesn't need it?

Correct, without going through insurance. I guess GoodRX doesn't work with insurance companies, they just give you "coupons" for negotiated rates with the individual pharmacies. They'll give you a list of your options near your address and what their prices are for that particular prescription. I have a CVS and Rite Aid walking distance, but for some reason, for my CVS, the same prescription was much more expensive, in the hundreds, so I went with Rite Aid.

[DRaj123]

Damn dude, thank you for sharing! I got to say, when I read your post it sounded like one of those fake customers you see in commercials, but you were spot on! Did as you said and within the hour I was set! My prescription is getting filled as I type this. I did have to run down to my pharmacy before as I needed to provide a recent blood pressure reading (had not had one in a while), but it was a smooth process and getting 30 x 50 mg of Sildenafil for $15.32.

Thanks this is helpful for old guys 😀.

[DragonBorn69]

Damn dude, thank you for sharing! I got to say, when I read your post it sounded like one of those fake customers you see in commercials, but you were spot on! Did as you said and within the hour I was set! My prescription is getting filled as I type this. I did have to run down to my pharmacy before as I needed to provide a recent blood pressure reading (had not had one in a while), but it was a smooth process and getting 30 x 50 mg of Sildenafil for $15.32.

That's without going through any insurance, CVS doesn't need it?

[SDHobbyGuy]

If you want cheap Sildenafil the best way to get it IMO is to download the GoodRx app and sign up. It's 19 dollars to do a text consultation with a doctor to get a prescription. Then you can pick it up at your local pharmacy. I get 30 x 50 mg pills for $12.86 and just pick them up at my local CVS. The whole process takes about 30 minutes and you can grab your script about an hour after.

Damn dude, thank you for sharing! I got to say, when I read your post it sounded like one of those fake customers you see in commercials, but you were spot on! Did as you said and within the hour I was set! My prescription is getting filled as I type this. I did have to run down to my pharmacy before as I needed to provide a recent blood pressure reading (had not had one in a while), but it was a smooth process and getting 30 x 50 mg of Sildenafil for $15.32.

[Reds101]

If you want cheap Sildenafil the best way to get it IMO is to download the GoodRx app and sign up. It's 19 dollars to do a text consultation with a doctor to get a prescription. Then you can pick it up at your local pharmacy. I get 30 x 50 mg pills for $12.86 and just pick them up at my local CVS. The whole process takes about 30 minutes and you can grab your script about an hour after.

Thanks for the rec, definitely seems like less of a hassle than going to tj. Ill give it a try when I run out.

[Member #6293]

"What are why'alls "routine" when going to an AMP or seeing an escort? I always shower (even if they have a table shower, never know if it will be unavailable), groom myself and look presentable. ".

Me too, I even have a bidet at home, so even if I'm not fresh out of the shower I'm clean and smelling fresh under the hood. If I'm feeling horny I usually text 3 or 4 escorts to see who's available in within an hour.

"I have a stock of 100 mg sildenafil pills and I'll usually split it into 1/4 or 1/3 and take one 30 min before I head out to an AMP. "

I have 50 mg pills and split that in half, so I'm always confident I can complete the mission twice. The pills work within 20 minutes of taking them so I can't be lurking in a provider's hotel parking lot asking if she has immediate availability. Once I have playtime confirmation set I take a pill and I'm on my way. That viagra headache is for real though! If you can't get a script from your doctor then TJ is the place to get a 10-pack for less than $5..

I get Sildenafil from my doctor but my insurance only allows 10 pills per month. Otherwise I'm ordering them online from Hims and it's like $30 for only 8 doses. I don't have access to TJ but if anybody's willing to pick a bunch up for me I'll gladly pay them for it!

[ArtVandalayy]

Crazy. This is my exact routine except for smoking LOL! BTW, you can get sildenafil in 20 mg tablets. Its prescribed that way for pulmonary hypertension. My doctor wasnt aware of that but found it in the computer and prescribed it for me so I can get it at Costco. Now I can take 2 or 3 of those depending on how I'm feeling that morning and it almost guarantees 2 pops within the hour. Definitely a confidence booster as well. Take an ibuprofen at the same time to avoid the headache.

If you want cheap Sildenafil the best way to get it IMO is to download the GoodRx app and sign up. It's 19 dollars to do a text consultation with a doctor to get a prescription. Then you can pick it up at your local pharmacy. I get 30 x 50 mg pills for $12.86 and just pick them up at my local CVS. The whole process takes about 30 minutes and you can grab your script about an hour after.

[BillyIsTheOne]

Changing topics here. I would love to learn more about the people if y'all don't mind sharing some info to see if there's some things I could improve on, etc.

What are y'alls "routine" when going to an AMP or seeing an escort?

Crazy. This is my exact routine except for smoking LOL! BTW, you can get sildenafil in 20 mg tablets. Its prescribed that way for pulmonary hypertension. My doctor wasnt aware of that but found it in the computer and prescribed it for me so I can get it at Costco. Now I can take 2 or 3 of those depending on how I'm feeling that morning and it almost guarantees 2 pops within the hour. Definitely a confidence booster as well. Take an ibuprofen at the same time to avoid the headache.

[Skajikhan]

We all need an outlet pussy pass since fucking is much more enjoyable then jacking off ever was.

[Reds101]

I'm guilty of this. What do you do when 2-3 of them respond back? How do you gracefully cancel on the ones you're not seeing.

This is why I've been sticking more to AMP's or sometimes SW, I also hate scheduling in advance and partake in this hobby pretty impulsively.

[Member #7047]

I'm guilty of this. What do you do when 2-3 of them respond back? How do you gracefully cancel on the ones you're not seeing.

They know the game!

But what if one says "okay, come on over" and when you get there she ghosts you. Now you have no standby unless one of the other responders has nothing going.

I totally prefer "hit it while I'm horny" over "make an appt tomorrow at 2 pm". Should I make two appointments precluding that one will ghost me?