Stupid Shit In San Diego

**Waylay** · 08-31-22 19:51

Originally Posted by UCBaja2 [View Original Post]

If I'm feeling horny I usually text 3 or 4 escorts to see who's available in within an hour.

I'm guilty of this. What do you do when 2-3 of them respond back? How do you gracefully cancel on the ones you're not seeing.

**Member #7047** · 08-31-22 19:37

"What are why'alls "routine" when going to an AMP or seeing an escort? I always shower (even if they have a table shower, never know if it will be unavailable), groom myself and look presentable. ".

Me too, I even have a bidet at home, so even if I'm not fresh out of the shower I'm clean and smelling fresh under the hood. If I'm feeling horny I usually text 3 or 4 escorts to see who's available in within an hour.

"I have a stock of 100 mg sildenafil pills and I'll usually split it into 1/4 or 1/3 and take one 30 min before I head out to an AMP. ".

I have 50 mg pills and split that in half, so I'm always confident I can complete the mission twice. The pills work within 20 minutes of taking them so I can't be lurking in a provider's hotel parking lot asking if she has immediate availability. Once I have playtime confirmation set I take a pill and I'm on my way. That viagra headache is for real though! If you can't get a script from your doctor then TJ is the place to get a 10-pack for less than $5.

"I also usually smoke a j before heading out or on my way there to get a nice high just because things feel better LOL. ".

If I smoke a J before leaving my house I usually end up whacking off, so I usually refrain from weed before seeing any provider. When asked about weed Willie Nelson once said "weed is a lot like sex. It's all good, but some is a lot better than others".

"I try to avoid late night visits since I understand that these girls are doing a job and nobody is in the mood to do a great job at work towards the end of your day. I also try to avoid weekends because I figure that's when they have the most traffic. ".

95% of the time I visit the AMP / Escort before lunchtime. My libido is stronger in the morning. However, this strategy doesn't always coincide with the provider's schedule, as many of them are awake all night and don't come back online until after lunch. I also love seeing APMs / Escorts on weekends. My ATF escort always told me her slowest days are Saturday and Sunday. I imagine this is because for married / attached mongers it is easier to get away from work on a weekday than it is to get away from the family on a weekend.

**Reds101** · 08-31-22 18:06

Changing topics here. I would love to learn more about the people if y'all don't mind sharing some info to see if there's some things I could improve on, etc.

What are y'alls "routine" when going to an AMP or seeing an escort?

I always shower (even if they have a table shower, never know if it will be unavailable), groom myself and look presentable.

This doesn't mean I'm wearing a 3 piece suit or a button up shirt, ill still show up in gym shorts and a tanktop but I'm clean and fresh and it's pretty easy to tell.

I have a stock of 100 mg sildenafil pills and I'll usually split it into 1/4 or 1/3 and take one 30 min before I head out to an AMP (I don't always take them but I feel like it makes the visit more "worth it" since I can last longer) - if I take any more, I usually get a bad headache and super stuffy nose for the next 12-24 hours and 20 30 mg seems to be enough for me to be efficient without side effects.

Running pretty low so may visit TJ to pick up some more soon.

I also usually smoke a j before heading out or on my way there to get a nice high just because things feel better LOL.

Some providers are sensitive to the smell so I typically sanitize my hands / chew some gum after I'm done smoking.

I try to avoid late night visits since I understand that these girls are doing a job and nobody is in the mood to do a great job at work towards the end of your day.

I also try to avoid weekends because I figure that's when they have the most traffic.

**MaximusKahn** · 08-30-22 18:51

It can be difficult to reconcile the situation when a Monger posts a negative review about a Provider or Spa where you have a great time and posted a great review. We've heard the YMMV many times, but when you feel is was great, and they post it was the worst ever, it makes you wonder what happened.

What I'm guessing is that there was something about the Monger that changed the equation.

First of all, the Monger should know what he's after. If the positive report mentioned Milfs, he better not be expecting some 20 something spinner. If a monger wants full service, don't go to spas were only massages and HE's are mentioned. If he wants a good massage maybe, he should avoid half hour FS Monger Mills that talk about DATY, BJs, Analinguis, and shagging.

When the monger is not impressed or happy with the place or talent right away he should leave. If he is not happy going in and continues it's his own fault when he ends up leaving unhappy too. Figure out your own polite exit strategy if you want to leave. Staying when you feel it's not for you and ending up unhappy is solely on the Monger.

First time clients should recognize that they will not get the same treatment as a trusted regular. If they're going someplace for first time, based on a regular's recommendation, their experience will naturally be different. This is one reason many Veteran Mongers carefully share about their regular rotation locations, or their girls who give them specials. If they told you all they get, you will no doubt leave disappointed because new customers don't' usually get special treatment. Want the specials? Become a trusted regular.

Mongers had best check their own attitudes too. If they have a fucked up attitude towards the women, it's very likely the women will respond in kind. They might have to service a customer but they don't have to like them. Quality of service very often depends on how much you're liked, or disliked. Along with that, being rough and rude isn't a successful strategy either. Realize if you act like an ass, smell like an ass, you'll probably be treated like an ass and end up very disappointed.

Always consider cleanliness, grooming, and overall attraction. Some Mongers are hot studs some aren't. You probably can't change if you're a hot stud or not, but you can be clean, smell nice, and be well groomed. If you like teasing and special attention down there, trimming and shaving such places actually makes a difference to many providers.

Whenever I read a hostile and aggressive rebuttal or counter opinion of a Spa or Provider it's sometimes easy to see who's the problem.

Assuming you are not a shill or a troll. Should you go to a place on a recommendation and you leave disappointed, don't freak out and go on the warpath. Take a second, consider why you thought is wasn't your thing, and share your opinion.

Contrasting opinions are not a problem, starting a fight over contrasting opinions is a waste of this space. When you consider the many variables, arguing and getting angry over the level of services rendered is stupid shit.

As they say, you can disagree, just don't be disagreeable.

**Member #6468** · 08-21-22 21:17

Originally Posted by Fonmyj [View Original Post]

As I was waiting for the go ahead from a provider I've seen several times previously last night, I see something pretty shitty unfold. Watched as the outside hotel room door bursts open and a younger dude comes running out wearing only his boxers, socks and one sandal. Has other clothing in his hands as he's sprinting towards the nearest stairs to exit the hotel. Right behind him is a visibly upset provider trying to quickly pull on something so she's not fully nude. She's screaming at this dude who I watch make his way towards a cargo van. He jumps in and proceeds to tear out of the parking lot when I notice the USG plates. The noise has now drawn the attention of other hotel guests nearby who poke their heads out. I contemplate leaving but decide to wait a little longer and finally go up to the providers room. She explains this loser showed up for a QV then when he couldn't finish the job decided to dash off with a donation. Not sure what the thrill of this was for him but clearly a dick move. This sort of BS ruins it for everyone. Pretty damn foolish do pull a stunt like this and even more when driving a USG vehicle. Hopefully karma catches up to this dude soon.

Takes some real cajones to pay for trim while whipping a govvie. Probably couldn't pay that guy enough money to give a fuck.

**Fonmyj** · 08-19-22 17:34

As I was waiting for the go ahead from a provider I've seen several times previously last night, I see something pretty shitty unfold. Watched as the outside hotel room door bursts open and a younger dude comes running out wearing only his boxers, socks and one sandal. Has other clothing in his hands as he's sprinting towards the nearest stairs to exit the hotel. Right behind him is a visibly upset provider trying to quickly pull on something so she's not fully nude. She's screaming at this dude who I watch make his way towards a cargo van. He jumps in and proceeds to tear out of the parking lot when I notice the USG plates. The noise has now drawn the attention of other hotel guests nearby who poke their heads out. I contemplate leaving but decide to wait a little longer and finally go up to the providers room. She explains this loser showed up for a QV then when he couldn't finish the job decided to dash off with a donation. Not sure what the thrill of this was for him but clearly a dick move. This sort of BS ruins it for everyone. Pretty damn foolish do pull a stunt like this and even more when driving a USG vehicle. Hopefully karma catches up to this dude soon.

**Rey KittyHawk** · 08-17-22 09:27

Unfortunately the "Shill Wars" are not long long ago in a galaxy far far away. The are right now, right here in our own galaxy.

Maybe Luke ShillStomper will save us!

Originally Posted by Jaguar300ZX [View Original Post]

A lot of interesting entertainment happening here!

**Jaguar300ZX** · 08-11-22 16:12

A lot of interesting entertainment happening here!

**Admin2** · 08-10-22 13:26

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Below are some examples of what I'm talking about. You give intel, but you always take jabs at contributing members. Why is that? BogeyTG has 33 posts, you stated you just stumbled on this thread, but yet you have history of all the members you took jabs at as the DUDE. It's interesting how you take so much interests with the same guys that reported accurate information about VIP. It was great you made the first post about Mina being back. A monger politely thanked you for it. But when Mr. Muffman posted true and accurate information and detailed updates you must of felt the thunder was taken away from you. You were the first to post the breaking news. But now ALL the praises are going to Mr Muffman and you are no longer the MAN. Let it go. Let the folks in the know post the accurate updates. Be happy that Mina is back and go enjoy her and her girls. You will never be the MAN when you continue to take jabs at members that are posting positive intel.

Thanks for your interests in US!

By reposting all his posts you have done nothing but help him get traction. You're never, EVER going to "win" anything because his goal is attention and eyeballs and you FALL INTO HIS GAME ON A DAILY BASIS.

Seriously, just report them, explain why you think he's a shill, add him to your ignore list, and then move the fuck on and STOP HELPING HIM ADVERTISE.

The more you post, the more they post and here's a news flash for you, every fucking guy on this forum can see what you see, you don't need to point it out.

Seriously, stop this, I know you're about 80% troll yourself but stop or I'm going to ban you. No, that is not me taking the trolls side, I've labled him a troll, this is me trying to prevent them from getting what they are looking for which only serves to make them do it more.

Note this is in blue, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you, as the admin, stop doing this.

A2

**CityboysUp** · 08-10-22 12:28

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Below are some examples of what I'm talking about. You give intel, but you always take jabs at contributing members. Why is that? BogeyTG has 33 posts, you stated you just stumbled on this thread, but yet you have history of all the members you took jabs at as the DUDE. It's interesting how you take so much interests with the same guys that reported accurate information about VIP. It was great you made the first post about Mina being back. A monger politely thanked you for it. But when Mr. Muffman posted true and accurate information and detailed updates you must of felt the thunder was taken away from you. You were the first to post the breaking news. But now ALL the praises are going to Mr Muffman and you are no longer the MAN. Let it go. Let the folks in the know post the accurate updates. Be happy that Mina is back and go enjoy her and her girls. You will never be the MAN when you continue to take jabs at members that are posting positive intel.

Thanks for your interests in US!

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

I'm glad that you also see what I'm seeing. He went from a new member to someone who had seemingly good knowledge and then started acting all tough and shit. It's getting tiring with all the drama and nonsense, I just want to see good honest reviews from mongers so that we don't waste our time.

**SirJizAlot** · 08-10-22 11:49

Originally Posted by DogRice [View Original Post]

Right-on, BlueSkyBlue.

I was laughing pretty hard with the identity mess-up you pointed out.

For a number of reasons I've exposed these pseudonyms essentially killing them. Consider it a gift, especially to the boys I've been poking fun at. It's just a forum and I've had fun, at some of your boys expenses, so here you go. I knew some of you would revel in it and some maybe disappointed but again, it's just a forum.

I hold no animosity towards any of you and only towards the bad mongers that cause issues for our working girls. I'll continue to enjoy this forum and to my favorite member, I always look forward to him helping with my bowel movements. One final smart ass jab. I have many other ways to help these working girls that create a whole other world of drama for me so this is one less thing I have to worry about.

I can ramble on and I life has it's ups and downs, but I lead a blessed life.

All the best and monger on!

**MacAndCheese** · 08-10-22 11:27

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Below are some examples of what I'm talking about. You give intel, but you always take jabs at contributing members. Why is that? BogeyTG has 33 posts, you stated you just stumbled on this thread, but yet you have history of all the members you took jabs at as the DUDE. It's interesting how you take so much interests with the same guys that reported accurate information about VIP. It was great you made the first post about Mina being back. A monger politely thanked you for it. But when Mr. Muffman posted true and accurate information and detailed updates you must of felt the thunder was taken away from you. You were the first to post the breaking news. But now ALL the praises are going to Mr Muffman and you are no longer the MAN. Let it go. Let the folks in the know post the accurate updates. Be happy that Mina is back and go enjoy her and her girls. You will never be the MAN when you continue to take jabs at members that are posting positive intel.

Thanks for your interests in US!

I'm not all invested in this keyboard fight over who's who and which agency / spa did wack subterfuge tactics to another agency / spa but, why does it HAVE to be the ones in the know? Did this forum have a label for the ones in the know? Are they the end all be all for information? What if someone had a perspective or heard something different that's true as well. Seems very media / news controlling to me. Let free speech be free speech. Of course you'll trust the high post count person more but it doesn't hurt to see another perspective.

Of course a non-thrashing perspective without the ulterior motive of slandering mongers / providers alike. That ain't it. It just feels like everyone is trying to be that man, cmon, everyone here is just to have fun and share info. But I guess as men, we really do like trying to beat our chest and prove who's the alpha male. LOL.

Don't trust me though, I'm new and low count too, I posted at the wrong time since you guys will think I'm another clone. I'm just here sitting back enjoying the show with some popcorn doing my own thing.

**RChangDatyKing** · 08-10-22 10:09

Below are some examples of what I'm talking about. You give intel, but you always take jabs at contributing members. Why is that? BogeyTG has 33 posts, you stated you just stumbled on this thread, but yet you have history of all the members you took jabs at as the DUDE. It's interesting how you take so much interests with the same guys that reported accurate information about VIP. It was great you made the first post about Mina being back. A monger politely thanked you for it. But when Mr. Muffman posted true and accurate information and detailed updates you must of felt the thunder was taken away from you. You were the first to post the breaking news. But now ALL the praises are going to Mr Muffman and you are no longer the MAN. Let it go. Let the folks in the know post the accurate updates. Be happy that Mina is back and go enjoy her and her girls. You will never be the MAN when you continue to take jabs at members that are posting positive intel.

Thanks for your interests in US!