Massage Parlor Reports

[SexAddict96]

After seeing reviews about rimming and what looks like BBBJCIM at Kara, which are two of my favorite things, went there hoping to meet Lily. Got there and a thicccer girl greeted me. She wasn't fat, just not rail thin and actually looked pretty good. However, after I went to the bathroom, they did the switcheroo and was now going to be serviced by someone else who just happened to be Lily, so I thought lucky me. I did receive what I can say with 98% confidence rimming. However, with 98% confidence, I can say the BBBJ was fake. Monger's who think they are getting BBBJ at this place need to get more bbbjs as this certainly did not feel like one. She had the lights turned way down and positioned so that I couldn't see shit. There were no suction sounds and it just didn't feel like a mouth. I don't know where I came, maybe a tissue she had hidden or her mouth, which seems unlikely.

I have gone there before after similar reports but it was fake that time also. I should have known better this time and especially with older reports saying that BBBJ shit is fake. I will say the session would have been good but I don't think anyone wants to be misled or deceived when you are paying for a certain service.

Went to 234 wellness 2 weeks ago on my lunch break got a mid 30's Korean lady with c cups. Table shower was very playful and then when we got in the room she ask how much I gave her 1. 4 and she said ok. I was sitting on the table and she started licking my Naples and playing with junior right away. After that's she told me to lay down and then she got in between my legs and started to suck on junior with a cover. After about 2-3 minutes she turns around and rides me reverse cowgirl hard and strong for like 5-7 min and you can hear how wet she was getting sounded like Mac and cheese LOL. After that she got up turned around and rode me regular cowgirl while she sucked on my nipped and blew in the bag. House fee was. 6 for half hour. Total damage was 2.

Went to Kara therapy in fairfax last weekend cause I saw a review about rimmimg and bbj. So I called and asked if lili was working, and she was I knock on the door and she wanted to see my I'd cause she thought I was too young so went back to my car got my I'd and then she let me in. It was. 6 for the half. Table shower included. After table shower she said how much I bring. I told her 1. 2 and she said ok. I payed down she started doing soft touch then I arched my back and she started rimmimg me for like 5-10 min. And then she told me to flip and she started giving me some sloppy head. And when it was time I told her and she just kept sucking, she took her time too. Sucked it for like another 1-2 min after I busted a nut. And then she cleaned me up and I was on my way. Total damage was 1. 8.

[SkinsFan1]

I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $..

Is this in Chantilly? What was the total damage?

[SkinsFan1]

Saw your note on visiting most AMPs in NOVA. That is a feat! But can one really keep up? We have an embarrassment of riches in NOVA. I just checked out a spot on Leesburg Pike, Bailey's Crossroads, Golden Spa I believe, for a future visit, to my I guess pleasant surprise in that same office complex aside from Golden there are 4 other massage places! Only one seems above board. I have been on the scene for about the same time, but I tend to stick to a place a like rather than seek new adventures. But it's always good to broaden ones horizons as they s;ay.

Do share your 10 years diary of good dreams!

Is this in Chantilly? What was the total damage?

[JoesHome]

Had a dream that I went to CS in Ffx and there was a super cute new girl working there. Mid 20's, good English, thin with large B's. Good attitude, eager to please, standard nova and lots of roaming. I'd pay anything for FS but seems to not be on the menu.

My second dream was at DFS down the road. Not sure where she learned from but thought her goal was to tear JR off. Worst HJ ever. Won't be going back.

[AlmostRetired]

Past two months FS dream analysis spreadsheet. Sry poor with memorizing names, esp fake names. A bro nudged me into contributing.

Lovely spa.

Location: Annandale, Columbia pike.

Rate for my session: 120 for extras.

Massage quality: poor.

Extras quality: 7.

Face: 7.

Body- 7.

Attitude: ok.

Would I repeat? Yes..

Thinking about checking out YG in Alexandria. One quick question please, the extras. What was the extra menu? FS or less or more? Thanks.

[AlmostRetired]

I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.

Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile.

All the best OmegaWestgate.

Saw your note on visiting most AMPs in NOVA. That is a feat! But can one really keep up? We have an embarrassment of riches in NOVA. I just checked out a spot on Leesburg Pike, Bailey's Crossroads, Golden Spa I believe, for a future visit, to my I guess pleasant surprise in that same office complex aside from Golden there are 4 other massage places! Only one seems above board. I have been on the scene for about the same time, but I tend to stick to a place a like rather than seek new adventures. But it's always good to broaden ones horizons as they say.

Do share your 10 years diary of good dreams!

[TheDrowned]

I know she has good reviews on this board and others. Heck, I wanted to give her a good review myself. Truth be told, the first visit was not what I expected because we just didn't click. Decided to try again two weeks later, but the same results occurred. The third and last visit, I paid for the hour and she had me flipping in 25 minutes. At this point, I'm frustrated and called her out on it. Thinking of Pilot Aviator's slogan "Always be nice to the ladies", I 'politely' said "I did pay for an hour, right?" After an awkward ten seconds of silence, she said she "could" (not would) give more massage after the deed. I said "that's ok, I need to hit the highway anyways". She then offered to give me some of the house fee back, but I declined that as well and told her "politely" to keep it as a tip (that she never earned in three visits). Figured I would ask for FS since she was ripping me off, but she responded with a firm "no". This is the perfect example of YMMV.

Looks - 7. 5.

Location - 9.

Apartment Cleanliness - 9.

Service - 4 (to be fair, massage wasn't the worse and HE was given).

Personality - 2 (even her good looks could not make up for this category).

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22534068.html

In the beginning my experience with Lisa was good but as my visitations became more frequent they began to mirror your own. The first time I got a fairly decent massage and just a standard HE. She told me the menu would expand on the next visit so I did just that and it was like acquiring loot in a video game. I got to unlock FS on the next visit. Than on my following visits it became less about the massage and more about FS. And as such my time got cut accordingly. I eventually grew bored of the clockwork; I never tend to make a stink about these things I sort of passively aggressively vote with my wallet. I just stopped going. In your case you were a bit more forward and that isn't necessarily wrong to do. In fact, I would argue you did the right thing. However, let us face the grim reality of the situation.

This isn't like expressing your disappointment of your purchase at your local retailer. I think it was rather big of her to offer you back a portion of your house fee, since she certainly isn't obligated to. If she loses my patronage or even yours. She's got plenty of buyers in this industry and let's face it, from a purely mathematical standpoint she's not only shorting you on time but many others myself included and that's a way to free up a slot for someone else and for her to make more money. I am not condoning it, just trying to understand the actions. You might think to yourself that she's losing out but in reality the next guy is already in line (downstairs in his car) waiting to fuck her brains out so she's getting that void filled in more ways than one believe you me.

And that's pretty much been my experience with many independent "masseuses" though they're of course are some rare gems that will provide you with good service and time well spent on both portions of a relaxing hour. Just don't expect it from everyone.

The war of oceans rages on. And when we are gone, the waters won't miss our kind.

[Bobby D53]

I know she has good reviews on this board and others. Heck, I wanted to give her a good review myself. Truth be told, the first visit was not what I expected because we just didn't click. Decided to try again two weeks later, but the same results occurred. The third and last visit, I paid for the hour and she had me flipping in 25 minutes. At this point, I'm frustrated and called her out on it. Thinking of Pilot Aviator's slogan "Always be nice to the ladies", I 'politely' said "I did pay for an hour, right?" After an awkward ten seconds of silence, she said she "could" (not would) give more massage after the deed. I said "that's ok, I need to hit the highway anyways". She then offered to give me some of the house fee back, but I declined that as well and told her "politely" to keep it as a tip (that she never earned in three visits). Figured I would ask for FS since she was ripping me off, but she responded with a firm "no". This is the perfect example of YMMV.

Looks - 7. 5.

Location - 9.

Apartment Cleanliness - 9.

Service - 4 (to be fair, massage wasn't the worse and HE was given).

Personality - 2 (even her good looks could not make up for this category).

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22534068.html

[OmegaWestgate]

I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.

Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile.

All the best OmegaWestgate.

[Wfistls]

A search thread using FHOH provides 120 references -- including your post asking for information.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

FHOH. For him or her spa.

https://hhspa.co/

Thank you. I feel a bit silly now that I know because it was right there in front of me the whole time. LOL. Thanks again.

[JustaNon75]

Wow! What a dream! She is young, extremely pretty, with a tiny spinner body that is perfectly proportioned, and she gives a great strong Thai massage with stretching before a wonderful sensitive nova finish. I was there for massage, but I'm pretty certain that there is an extended menu. I must say even this old guy is tempted to explore the menu because she is such a sweet, sensual, and kind young woman and soooo good looking. She is new here and wants new clientele. Stay safe and good luck.

I visited her yesterday and I concur with Parker70's assessment.

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax/22550944.html

She has recently taken up residence at a very familiar landing spot in Tyson's. The massage was ok, a little scattered, a little deep at times. There didn't feel like there was much of a flow. About 30 minutes into the massage the teasing began and that's where the experience turned for the better. A lot of reaching under, teasing of the boys, sliding down the crack. I lifted my hips to provide easier access and to non-verbally encourage her to do more. It was wonderful and torture at the same time. Finally, the magic words: "You can turn over now".

After the flip, the quick rub of my front side and she began teasing some more. She climbed on the table between my legs and draped her hair over me as she slid up to my chest and down past my standing member. She added a few strokes here and there and then asked if I would like her to take care of Jr. Yes please. Off came the dress and she presented her perfect body.

She stood by the side of the table and began stroking jr. And rubbing the boys. I explored her body. After I finished she cleaned us both up and then got back on the table for some thai stretching. She's small, but strong. She does a good job and but seeing and feeling her little naked body on me was the best part of the final act.

A quick shower, a hug and a promise to come back soon. She has potential to give a really good massage. I will repeat and I do recommend. I don't know if there is an expanded menu, I wasn't pushing as it was my first visit with her.

Massage - 5.
Body - 10.
Face - 7.
Ending - 8.

Happy Hunting!
~Justin

[PilotAviator]

The posts have made very interested. Unfortunately I don't know FHOH anyone mind clue me in. DM me or post I'm just not familiar.

A search thread using FHOH provides 120 references -- including your post asking for information.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

FHOH. For him or her spa.

https://hhspa.co/

[Wfistls]

Try FHOH. For him or Her. See my report few posts down. I'm also interested in other Latina spots as well. Just FYI FHOH is not cheap.

The posts have made very interested. Unfortunately I don't know FHOH anyone mind clue me in. DM me or post I'm just not familiar.

[AlmostRetired]

Looking for a good place. Any recommendations guys?

Try FHOH. For him or Her. See my report few posts down. I'm also interested in other Latina spots as well. Just FYI FHOH is not cheap.

[AlmostRetired]

Well dreamed. I dreamed near same them and BBBJ daty and BBFS were all on the menu. That body and this milkers are something to see. Seemed a little timid as mentioned but definitely worth a visit. The spa is also super clean and professional. Went wanted to see Sandra but will see Viviana next time. Gabby is great. Did hr massage and $. 5. Well worth the venue, service and overall experience.

I second you on all points. I'm debating if I should specifically ask for Gabby next or take whoever is available so I can compare. Indeed it's one of the few I've been to that one can totally and fully relax as it's a real legit spa. I think as a first timer and Gabby being cautious she had me in a small room with all kinda massage equipment. I suspect she's was like. Just in case, he will see we are legit! One thing I might add, not to be discriminatory, but I was able to have a real conversation not just a lot of smattering of words. More dreaming on the horizon!

Oh and I got to tell her less oil. Had to take a quick shower before heading back to base!