Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

I know she has good reviews on this board and others. Heck, I wanted to give her a good review myself. Truth be told, the first visit was not what I expected because we just didn't click. Decided to try again two weeks later, but the same results occurred. The third and last visit, I paid for the hour and she had me flipping in 25 minutes. At this point, I'm frustrated and called her out on it. Thinking of Pilot Aviator's slogan "Always be nice to the ladies", I 'politely' said "I did pay for an hour, right?" After an awkward ten seconds of silence, she said she "could" (not would) give more massage after the deed. I said "that's ok, I need to hit the highway anyways". She then offered to give me some of the house fee back, but I declined that as well and told her "politely" to keep it as a tip (that she never earned in three visits). Figured I would ask for FS since she was ripping me off, but she responded with a firm "no". This is the perfect example of YMMV.

Looks - 7. 5.

Location - 9.

Apartment Cleanliness - 9.

Service - 4 (to be fair, massage wasn't the worse and HE was given).

Personality - 2 (even her good looks could not make up for this category).

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22534068.html

In the beginning my experience with Lisa was good but as my visitations became more frequent they began to mirror your own. The first time I got a fairly decent massage and just a standard HE. She told me the menu would expand on the next visit so I did just that and it was like acquiring loot in a video game. I got to unlock FS on the next visit. Than on my following visits it became less about the massage and more about FS. And as such my time got cut accordingly. I eventually grew bored of the clockwork; I never tend to make a stink about these things I sort of passively aggressively vote with my wallet. I just stopped going. In your case you were a bit more forward and that isn't necessarily wrong to do. In fact, I would argue you did the right thing. However, let us face the grim reality of the situation.

This isn't like expressing your disappointment of your purchase at your local retailer. I think it was rather big of her to offer you back a portion of your house fee, since she certainly isn't obligated to. If she loses my patronage or even yours. She's got plenty of buyers in this industry and let's face it, from a purely mathematical standpoint she's not only shorting you on time but many others myself included and that's a way to free up a slot for someone else and for her to make more money. I am not condoning it, just trying to understand the actions. You might think to yourself that she's losing out but in reality the next guy is already in line (downstairs in his car) waiting to fuck her brains out so she's getting that void filled in more ways than one believe you me.

And that's pretty much been my experience with many independent "masseuses" though they're of course are some rare gems that will provide you with good service and time well spent on both portions of a relaxing hour. Just don't expect it from everyone.

The war of oceans rages on. And when we are gone, the waters won't miss our kind.

[Bobby D53]

I know she has good reviews on this board and others. Heck, I wanted to give her a good review myself. Truth be told, the first visit was not what I expected because we just didn't click. Decided to try again two weeks later, but the same results occurred. The third and last visit, I paid for the hour and she had me flipping in 25 minutes. At this point, I'm frustrated and called her out on it. Thinking of Pilot Aviator's slogan "Always be nice to the ladies", I 'politely' said "I did pay for an hour, right?" After an awkward ten seconds of silence, she said she "could" (not would) give more massage after the deed. I said "that's ok, I need to hit the highway anyways". She then offered to give me some of the house fee back, but I declined that as well and told her "politely" to keep it as a tip (that she never earned in three visits). Figured I would ask for FS since she was ripping me off, but she responded with a firm "no". This is the perfect example of YMMV.

Looks - 7. 5.

Location - 9.

Apartment Cleanliness - 9.

Service - 4 (to be fair, massage wasn't the worse and HE was given).

Personality - 2 (even her good looks could not make up for this category).

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22534068.html

[OmegaWestgate]

I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.

Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile.

All the best OmegaWestgate.

[Wfistls]

A search thread using FHOH provides 120 references -- including your post asking for information.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

FHOH. For him or her spa.

https://hhspa.co/

Thank you. I feel a bit silly now that I know because it was right there in front of me the whole time. LOL. Thanks again.

[JustaNon75]

Wow! What a dream! She is young, extremely pretty, with a tiny spinner body that is perfectly proportioned, and she gives a great strong Thai massage with stretching before a wonderful sensitive nova finish. I was there for massage, but I'm pretty certain that there is an extended menu. I must say even this old guy is tempted to explore the menu because she is such a sweet, sensual, and kind young woman and soooo good looking. She is new here and wants new clientele. Stay safe and good luck.

I visited her yesterday and I concur with Parker70's assessment.

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax/22550944.html

She has recently taken up residence at a very familiar landing spot in Tyson's. The massage was ok, a little scattered, a little deep at times. There didn't feel like there was much of a flow. About 30 minutes into the massage the teasing began and that's where the experience turned for the better. A lot of reaching under, teasing of the boys, sliding down the crack. I lifted my hips to provide easier access and to non-verbally encourage her to do more. It was wonderful and torture at the same time. Finally, the magic words: "You can turn over now".

After the flip, the quick rub of my front side and she began teasing some more. She climbed on the table between my legs and draped her hair over me as she slid up to my chest and down past my standing member. She added a few strokes here and there and then asked if I would like her to take care of Jr. Yes please. Off came the dress and she presented her perfect body.

She stood by the side of the table and began stroking jr. And rubbing the boys. I explored her body. After I finished she cleaned us both up and then got back on the table for some thai stretching. She's small, but strong. She does a good job and but seeing and feeling her little naked body on me was the best part of the final act.

A quick shower, a hug and a promise to come back soon. She has potential to give a really good massage. I will repeat and I do recommend. I don't know if there is an expanded menu, I wasn't pushing as it was my first visit with her.

Massage - 5.
Body - 10.
Face - 7.
Ending - 8.

Happy Hunting!
~Justin

[PilotAviator]

The posts have made very interested. Unfortunately I don't know FHOH anyone mind clue me in. DM me or post I'm just not familiar.

A search thread using FHOH provides 120 references -- including your post asking for information.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

FHOH. For him or her spa.

https://hhspa.co/

[Wfistls]

Try FHOH. For him or Her. See my report few posts down. I'm also interested in other Latina spots as well. Just FYI FHOH is not cheap.

The posts have made very interested. Unfortunately I don't know FHOH anyone mind clue me in. DM me or post I'm just not familiar.

[AlmostRetired]

Looking for a good place. Any recommendations guys?

Try FHOH. For him or Her. See my report few posts down. I'm also interested in other Latina spots as well. Just FYI FHOH is not cheap.

[AlmostRetired]

Well dreamed. I dreamed near same them and BBBJ daty and BBFS were all on the menu. That body and this milkers are something to see. Seemed a little timid as mentioned but definitely worth a visit. The spa is also super clean and professional. Went wanted to see Sandra but will see Viviana next time. Gabby is great. Did hr massage and $. 5. Well worth the venue, service and overall experience.

I second you on all points. I'm debating if I should specifically ask for Gabby next or take whoever is available so I can compare. Indeed it's one of the few I've been to that one can totally and fully relax as it's a real legit spa. I think as a first timer and Gabby being cautious she had me in a small room with all kinda massage equipment. I suspect she's was like. Just in case, he will see we are legit! One thing I might add, not to be discriminatory, but I was able to have a real conversation not just a lot of smattering of words. More dreaming on the horizon!

Oh and I got to tell her less oil. Had to take a quick shower before heading back to base!

[DisMan6]

I was at a well known PV place in NoVA for the second time with a girl. The first time I saw this girl, we got along and did intercrural (between thighs). I'm actually not trying to have penetrative sex for personal reasons right now. I'm actually a virgin, LOL.

This second time, she is wearing panties with only a really thin strip covering her vagina. I start between her thighs, and at one point she says, "slide it in", maybe twice. Suddenly, the sensation felt very different, more rubbery, slippery, and more encompassing suction. Was I inside her? I've fingered vaginas before but have never been inside one, so I have no comparison. It was only like that for maybe 5 seconds since I freaked out and moved back. I'm hoping that it was just my penis pointing up and hitting a different part of her thighs.

The reasons I don't think I was inside her are.

1. the sensation was different and really nice, but it actually felt more cold and slick than warm.

2. I seriously doubt that a beautiful PV girl would let anyone do that without a massive tip. (I tipped 15% up front). She never asked for any money before, after, or during this session. I'm a good looking and fit guy, but I just don't think a PV girl would do sex like that.

LOL this is a first. If she used lube, maybe what you felt was just the area she lubed up the most. Otherwise, maybe you did slip in accidentally. You would know better from what you experienced firsthand LOL.

Just a reminder that as blunt or harsh as this sounds, these girls are just in it for the money most times and do not get emotionally attached. We are just walking, breathing, bags of money to them.

[OmegaWestgate]

Looking for a good place. Any recommendations guys?

[Tmac32]

I also connected with old friend as well. Yes there's a couple extra lbs but she never disappoints.

$500? I have had anything worth that.

[Samizza]

Yes that's correct.

I recently visited Palace, to my surprise Celine is Ivy from Angel and Herdon. She now working full time at palace and they looking to get another lady in but not sure when. Don't need to review her since she been review many times here and other place. I don't think she doing appointments anymore just walk in cause people that does appointment sometime doesn't show up.

[GlitchyGlitch]

I was at a well known PV place in NoVA for the second time with a girl. The first time I saw this girl, we got along and did intercrural (between thighs). I'm actually not trying to have penetrative sex for personal reasons right now. I'm actually a virgin, LOL.

This second time, she is wearing panties with only a really thin strip covering her vagina. I start between her thighs, and at one point she says, "slide it in", maybe twice. Suddenly, the sensation felt very different, more rubbery, slippery, and more encompassing suction. Was I inside her? I've fingered vaginas before but have never been inside one, so I have no comparison. It was only like that for maybe 5 seconds since I freaked out and moved back. I'm hoping that it was just my penis pointing up and hitting a different part of her thighs.

The reasons I don't think I was inside her are.

1. the sensation was different and really nice, but it actually felt more cold and slick than warm.

2. I seriously doubt that a beautiful PV girl would let anyone do that without a massive tip. (I tipped 15% up front). She never asked for any money before, after, or during this session. I'm a good looking and fit guy, but I just don't think a PV girl would do sex like that.

The reasons I'm concerned are.

1. I paid for 1 hour. But after I showered, I stayed for another 30 minutes and we just talked. Maybe she likes me?

2. when I started between her thighs a second time from behind, I kept adjusting myself so I would stay on the lower part of her thighs. She said, "it keeps wanting to go up. It knows where to go. ".

I even asked her if we had sex and that I wasn't trying to do that. She said "no", but maybe she was just telling me what I wanted to hear? These girls are professionals though and must know when its getting too close to going in.

I've be between the thighs of maybe 4-5 PV girls with no panties on, but every time I could tell it was thighs only.

I know this is a crazy stupid story and question. But what do you think?

[BarneySanders]

Well dreamed. I dreamed near same them and BBBJ daty and BBFS were all on the menu. That body and this milkers are something to see. Seemed a little timid as mentioned but definitely worth a visit. The spa is also super clean and professional. Went wanted to see Sandra but will see Viviana next time. Gabby is great. Did hr massage and $. 5. Well worth the venue, service and overall experience.

In my dreams, Fhoh is a gem. One of the few customer oriented shops in the area. Live long and prosper!