Massage Parlor Reports

[SkyWookie]

A couple of her more popular girls have fled to other joints in the vicinity.

Interesting, as I wouldn't mind visiting one of her girls that's open minded at a shop that isn't as high profile as Samantha's stores are.

[Niteluvr]

Samantha will hire any girl that will make her money, sadly that means at any given time the staff could be Hispanic or Asian or a mix of both. The rates she was asking though is insane. Samantha's girls don't give good massages anyways, so if I want the "ending" only could get that at a Hispanic apartment for half the price.

A couple of her more popular girls have fled to other joints in the vicinity.

[SkyWookie]

Looks like DS Health Spa next to the Home Depot on Shallowford has been taken over by a bunch of Columbians. I went there a couple of times in the last few weeks after a long hiatus. First time, got taken care of by Stephanie. She is on the short and pudgy side and only speaks Spanish. But she did provide a surprisingly decent massage with good use of her hands and ample oil all over. On the flip, provided UTC up top and OTC down below before getting the job done. . 5 $/. 6 $ out the door.

Came back in a few days and this time there were 2 more girls waiting up front. This time went for the younger one who looked cute but was also on the plus size side. Again, she only spoke Spanish and communications were a big problem. The massage was ok. On the flip, she asked for $$ for a CBBJ and that got me laughing. Who did she think she was? Samantha? She kept saying she was only 22 years old. I countered with my offer which she declined. Then she wanted $. For good ole regular HJ and that cracked me up as well. While getting back to finish the massage, she left the room and I figured she was done by then. As I was getting up, she comes back in and asks for. 8 $. I said no thanks and left with. 5 $/. 2 $ out the door.

Samantha will hire any girl that will make her money, sadly that means at any given time the staff could be Hispanic or Asian or a mix of both. The rates she was asking though is insane. Samantha's girls don't give good massages anyways, so if I want the "ending" only could get that at a Hispanic apartment for half the price.

[Makwah]

Went to Terrachi to hopefully get in and as I drove towards their door, I see some dude going in. So I decide to pull down the parking lot to wait and see if the guy walks out in the next few minutes. This is on 8/22 around noon. As I pull into a spot I see some guy in his approx mid 30's smoking a cigarette leaning on his car facing US53 and watching the Terrachi entrance. He is wearing a black tank top, left arm completely tatted, black hair, tan and about 5'11". He continued watching the door, had his phone up and down (maybe taking pictures? Anyway. Concerned that he was vice, casing the place. Could be nothing but I decided not to wait around. If any of you frequent the place, be on the look out for this guy.

I wouldn't be concerned. These places attract all kinds. Probably just a dude waiting for an appiontment or got stood-up, or just passing time. I've been to many places were dudes are just hangin' out in their car or next to it. Some are just deciding if they want to go in or not. Even if it was LE, what's the problem? There's no law against getting a massage. Hehe.

[TheHardCritic]

Looks like DS Health Spa next to the Home Depot on Shallowford has been taken over by a bunch of Columbians. I went there a couple of times in the last few weeks after a long hiatus. First time, got taken care of by Stephanie. She is on the short and pudgy side and only speaks Spanish. But she did provide a surprisingly decent massage with good use of her hands and ample oil all over. On the flip, provided UTC up top and OTC down below before getting the job done. . 5 $/. 6 $ out the door.

Came back in a few days and this time there were 2 more girls waiting up front. This time went for the younger one who looked cute but was also on the plus size side. Again, she only spoke Spanish and communications were a big problem. The massage was ok. On the flip, she asked for $$ for a CBBJ and that got me laughing. Who did she think she was? Samantha? She kept saying she was only 22 years old. I countered with my offer which she declined. Then she wanted $. For good ole regular HJ and that cracked me up as well. While getting back to finish the massage, she left the room and I figured she was done by then. As I was getting up, she comes back in and asks for. 8 $. I said no thanks and left with. 5 $/. 2 $ out the door.

How unfortunate, I used to go there often and always had a decent time. Thanks for the update, I'll probably pass on this spot for a good while in hope for improvement.

[Makwah]

These are the guys who mess it up for the rest of us.

I was close with a provider for some time, maybe too close but that's a story for another day.

Anyway, s I remember some dude calling her and asking if she gives 'Head' and how much? She looks at me as she's mutting the phone and asks 'what's Head'? I laughed and told her to hang up. But she persisted on wanting to know what 'Head' was. So, I explained and she said 'That's gross I don't do that with customers.

Another guy called and asked if she will have sex with her and sends a pic of his dick, and another calls and asks if she does anal sex?

I'm dumbfound by the desperation and bluntness of some of these guys.

Many times she would get calls late at night, like 2 am,3 am even 4 am saying they will give her $200 for the night at your place and what is your address? ReallY?

Other calls requesting them to send pics of here boobs, pussy etc.

Maybe it's why some of these girls get attitudes, and makes it look bad for the rest of us.

[StrockInBizkit]

Sunshine was closed down?

Ooh boy! I sure hope not. Going to miss seeing my girl, Samantha, there.

[StrockInBizkit]

Looks like DS Health Spa next to the Home Depot on Shallowford has been taken over by a bunch of Columbians. I went there a couple of times in the last few weeks after a long hiatus. First time, got taken care of by Stephanie. She is on the short and pudgy side and only speaks Spanish. But she did provide a surprisingly decent massage with good use of her hands and ample oil all over. On the flip, provided UTC up top and OTC down below before getting the job done. . 5 $/. 6 $ out the door.

Came back in a few days and this time there were 2 more girls waiting up front. This time went for the younger one who looked cute but was also on the plus size side. Again, she only spoke Spanish and communications were a big problem. The massage was ok. On the flip, she asked for $$ for a CBBJ and that got me laughing. Who did she think she was? Samantha? She kept saying she was only 22 years old. I countered with my offer which she declined. Then she wanted $. For good ole regular HJ and that cracked me up as well. While getting back to finish the massage, she left the room and I figured she was done by then. As I was getting up, she comes back in and asks for. 8 $. I said no thanks and left with. 5 $/. 2 $ out the door.

[PaulGonzel]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

Very well wisdom words of advice!

[MassageAwesome]

Visiting next week, need recommendation for fit, reliable aa or Latina for bodyrub or massage.

There's an AA at Yuki Massage. As for Latinas you'll see them at spas.

You can always check out rubmd as well.

[BrassMan73]

These are the guys who mess it up for the rest of us.

I'm going to add to this list some things that mongers stupidly say via text or the phone. Do you think a good provider is going to talk to a stranger (I. E. LE) about illegal activity? Get smart, mongers.

1. "Do you offer full service?

2. "How much are extras?

3. "How much do I have to tip?

4. "How much money should I bring?

5. "Do you do happy endings?

6. "Will my masseuse be nude?

7. "Will anyone else be in the shop? I want to be alone with you. ".

8. "Do you do bjs?

9. "How much for a happy ending?

10. "I'm bringing $200. What will that get me?

11. "I'll give you $300 for full service. ".

12. "Can you open early for me?

13. "Can you stay open late for me?

14. "Do you have any specials?

15. "I am a tit man. Who has the best tits?

16. "Can I get pussy?

17. "Can you come to my home?

18. "I'm white, clean, educated, and considered good looking. I also tip very well. Who is your best provider?

Smart providers are never going to answer questions that can get them arrested.

[JDont]

I'm going to add to this list some things that mongers stupidly say via text or the phone. Do you think a good provider is going to talk to a stranger (I. E. LE) about illegal activity? Get smart, mongers.

1. "Do you offer full service?

2. "How much are extras?

3. "How much do I have to tip?

4. "How much money should I bring?

5. "Do you do happy endings?

6. "Will my masseuse be nude?

7. "Will anyone else be in the shop? I want to be alone with you. ".

8. "Do you do bjs?

9. "How much for a happy ending?

10. "I'm bringing $200. What will that get me?

11. "I'll give you $300 for full service. ".

12. "Can you open early for me?

13. "Can you stay open late for me?

14. "Do you have any specials?

15. "I am a tit man. Who has the best tits?

16. "Can I get pussy?

17. "Can you come to my home?

18. "I'm white, clean, educated, and considered good looking. I also tip very well. Who is your best provider?

Smart providers are never going to answer questions that can get them arrested.

I've overheard a few of these asked when they have answered the phone.

[The Wiseacre]

I'm going to add to this list some things that mongers stupidly say via text or the phone. Do you think a good provider is going to talk to a stranger (I. E. LE) about illegal activity? Get smart, mongers.

1. "Do you offer full service?

2. "How much are extras?

3. "How much do I have to tip?

4. "How much money should I bring?

5. "Do you do happy endings?

6. "Will my masseuse be nude?

7. "Will anyone else be in the shop? I want to be alone with you. ".

8. "Do you do bjs?

9. "How much for a happy ending?

10. "I'm bringing $200. What will that get me?

11. "I'll give you $300 for full service. ".

12. "Can you open early for me?

13. "Can you stay open late for me?

14. "Do you have any specials?

15. "I am a tit man. Who has the best tits?

16. "Can I get pussy?

17. "Can you come to my home?

18. "I'm white, clean, educated, and considered good looking. I also tip very well. Who is your best provider?

Smart providers are never going to answer questions that can get them arrested.

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

[GorosDawg]

How are the places around Holcomb bridge road? Any favorites out of the many over there?

Your inbox is full.

[Herum2]

Visiting next week, need recommendation for fit, reliable aa or Latina for bodyrub or massage.