Massage Parlor Reports

[JDont]

I'm going to add to this list some things that mongers stupidly say via text or the phone. Do you think a good provider is going to talk to a stranger (I. E. LE) about illegal activity? Get smart, mongers.

1. "Do you offer full service?

2. "How much are extras?

3. "How much do I have to tip?

4. "How much money should I bring?

5. "Do you do happy endings?

6. "Will my masseuse be nude?

7. "Will anyone else be in the shop? I want to be alone with you. ".

8. "Do you do bjs?

9. "How much for a happy ending?

10. "I'm bringing $200. What will that get me?

11. "I'll give you $300 for full service. ".

12. "Can you open early for me?

13. "Can you stay open late for me?

14. "Do you have any specials?

15. "I am a tit man. Who has the best tits?

16. "Can I get pussy?

17. "Can you come to my home?

18. "I'm white, clean, educated, and considered good looking. I also tip very well. Who is your best provider?

Smart providers are never going to answer questions that can get them arrested.

I've overheard a few of these asked when they have answered the phone.

[The Wiseacre]

I'm going to add to this list some things that mongers stupidly say via text or the phone. Do you think a good provider is going to talk to a stranger (I. E. LE) about illegal activity? Get smart, mongers.

1. "Do you offer full service?

2. "How much are extras?

3. "How much do I have to tip?

4. "How much money should I bring?

5. "Do you do happy endings?

6. "Will my masseuse be nude?

7. "Will anyone else be in the shop? I want to be alone with you. ".

8. "Do you do bjs?

9. "How much for a happy ending?

10. "I'm bringing $200. What will that get me?

11. "I'll give you $300 for full service. ".

12. "Can you open early for me?

13. "Can you stay open late for me?

14. "Do you have any specials?

15. "I am a tit man. Who has the best tits?

16. "Can I get pussy?

17. "Can you come to my home?

18. "I'm white, clean, educated, and considered good looking. I also tip very well. Who is your best provider?

Smart providers are never going to answer questions that can get them arrested.

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

[GorosDawg]

How are the places around Holcomb bridge road? Any favorites out of the many over there?

Your inbox is full.

[Herum2]

Visiting next week, need recommendation for fit, reliable aa or Latina for bodyrub or massage.

[DwightSilverto]

Hadn't been here in months. I dropped in without a reservation and immediately drew YuYu; and unexpected name, but why not?

As things were getting started, the Mamasan interrupted to ask if I wanted two girls. When she saw who I was she became exuberant, and gave me a big kiss. She gave YuYu some instructions in Mandarin, and told her to take special care of me.

The massage was a little softer than I prefer, but was very good. The HE was better than most I've had (and I've had quite a few).

YuYu told me that she is 45 and has been working there for two months. She's not fat, but not a willow either. Her looks are average for a 45 why / o Chinese masseuse, but her attitude was remarkably good.

I didn't ask the price for an hour. I know things have gone up. I gave her 1. 2, took my obligatory bottle of water and sour apple candy, and walked out to a plea for me to repeat again tomorrow. Probably not tomorrow, but I would guess soon.

[Lurker0825]

All of these places provided a massage with HJ ending. The were all similar priced and I either gave a $50 or $60 tip.

Mini Roswell. Don't remember the girl's name but I have seen her twice over the last few months. She is pretty and a little think. She is very friendly and after some good teasing, provides a nice HJ while flirting. No UTC and very little MT.

Jolin Roswell. Saw CiCi who is probably a 6 out of 10 in looks on the thick side with Bs. Probably in her early 40's. Gives an outstanding massage with good teasing and allows UTC Upper with her HJ.

Iris Roswell. Don't remember the name but she was attractive, on the thin side, mid-30's and she provided a good massage, decent teasing and a HJ with UTC Upper. Probably large A small Bs. Talked a lot during massage which was both good and bad as she talks during the HJ too.

Enjoy Roswell. I have seen most of the girls here and all of them provide a decent massage with teasing and HJ ending. All of them allow UTC up and down. Girls range from late twenties to mid-fifties.

Sunny Massage. Dunwoody - I saw Candy or Mandy, not sure which one it was but it's an "andy". The is thin with short hair, mid-thirties, plain looking. Provides a decent massage with HJ. Didn't care to try my luck for UTC or MT.

T-Massage. Atlanta - Not sure her name as I went for the first one that lead me back. She was attractive, 7 out of 10, a little on thick side and probably in 50's. Decent massage with teasing and HJ. UTC upper with nice sized Cs.

Sunshine Massage. Gwinnett - I was in here a few weeks ago and saw KiKi. She is in her 50's and is a 6 out of 10 thin. Large As Small Bs. Provided a decent massage with HJ. UTC up and down. Wasn't very attracted to her so I wouldn't see her again. Someone told me this place was closed down recently.

Sunshine was closed down?

[Niteluvr]

All of these places provided a massage with HJ ending. The were all similar priced and I either gave a $50 or $60 tip.

Mini Roswell. Don't remember the girl's name but I have seen her twice over the last few months. She is pretty and a little think. She is very friendly and after some good teasing, provides a nice HJ while flirting. No UTC and very little MT.

Jolin Roswell. Saw CiCi who is probably a 6 out of 10 in looks on the thick side with Bs. Probably in her early 40's. Gives an outstanding massage with good teasing and allows UTC Upper with her HJ.

Iris Roswell. Don't remember the name but she was attractive, on the thin side, mid-30's and she provided a good massage, decent teasing and a HJ with UTC Upper. Probably large A small Bs. Talked a lot during massage which was both good and bad as she talks during the HJ too.

Enjoy Roswell. I have seen most of the girls here and all of them provide a decent massage with teasing and HJ ending. All of them allow UTC up and down. Girls range from late twenties to mid-fifties.

Sunny Massage. Dunwoody - I saw Candy or Mandy, not sure which one it was but it's an "andy". The is thin with short hair, mid-thirties, plain looking. Provides a decent massage with HJ. Didn't care to try my luck for UTC or MT.

T-Massage. Atlanta - Not sure her name as I went for the first one that lead me back. She was attractive, 7 out of 10, a little on thick side and probably in 50's. Decent massage with teasing and HJ. UTC upper with nice sized Cs.

Sunshine Massage. Gwinnett - I was in here a few weeks ago and saw KiKi. She is in her 50's and is a 6 out of 10 thin. Large As Small Bs. Provided a decent massage with HJ. UTC up and down. Wasn't very attracted to her so I wouldn't see her again. Someone told me this place was closed down recently.

Now that's a great, refreshing report. Who's the best at Enjoy these days?

[RiverRat99]

Went to Terrachi to hopefully get in and as I drove towards their door, I see some dude going in. So I decide to pull down the parking lot to wait and see if the guy walks out in the next few minutes. This is on 8/22 around noon. As I pull into a spot I see some guy in his approx mid 30's smoking a cigarette leaning on his car facing US53 and watching the Terrachi entrance. He is wearing a black tank top, left arm completely tatted, black hair, tan and about 5'11". He continued watching the door, had his phone up and down (maybe taking pictures? Anyway. Concerned that he was vice, casing the place. Could be nothing but I decided not to wait around. If any of you frequent the place, be on the look out for this guy.

BTW. Is Mimi the only one working there now?

[MassageAwesome]

Thanks for the suggestions. Some of these would work as far as location. Now if only they weren't initials and searchable on here to see what I'm getting into LOL. Thanks.

Yes most of the Smyrna spots (and some Marietta) are nothing but letters. You can always Google them or if too difficult or don't find results, go on rubmaps, look up Smyrna, Georgia and you'll get results and addresses there.

[ShawnMarr]

I needed to have some work done on my Mazda at the dealer on Cobb Pkwy and the service tech said they would need about 90 minutes to do the work. Rather than hang out in the crowded waiting area I decided I could kill an hour at ZR across the street. A nice Chinese woman about 40 Greeted me (name sounded like Xi or Chee) and led me back to a clean room. After getting undressed she came back and started with the opening massage. Not great but ok. She used a little oil but mainly concentrated on my lower back upper thighs and everything in between. Most of her attention was on my butt with quick strokes into the crack. I was surprised to find her dressed in loose fitting pants and a thong. Much nicer than the tight yoga pants so many ladies wear. She did not object when I easily pushed the pants down to her knees and was able to explore her ass. Next I was able to unhook her bra to reveal small A cups that she allowed me to fondle.

On the flip she went right to work with a steady but slow rhythm that was very enjoyable and produced the desired results..

Your Mazda is happy and your pipes got cleaned.

Thanks for this post. Will try ZR.

[2me4Looking2]

What part of Smyrna? There are quite a few places there (Q, PZ, H, ZR, yea mostly letters ones LOL). Whichever place you go you'll leave happy.

As for Veterans Memorial the only place you'll find is Mama's Massage 2 and that's before you enter Austell. However I hear this place is legit.

Thanks for the suggestions. Some of these would work as far as location. Now if only they weren't initials and searchable on here to see what I'm getting into LOL. Thanks.

[MassageAwesome]

Is this the place on Cheshire Bridge? Would be great to have a good intown spot; I live downtown and hate how much is OTP.

How much was the charge +tip?

Also, I haven't done a parlor in ages, usually doing escorts. With Ivy/in general, how do you usually broach wanting more? Do you just start touching them to see how they react, verbally ask for xyz, etc.?

You can normally feel the vibe right when you walk in. If she's seems flirty / smiley hold her hand as she takes you to the room. Sit up and wait for her to come in. If she gives you a hug or slaps your ass as you lay down then it's game on. If none of that happens, try rubbing the leg during the massage. These women know why you're really there.

[Prospector12]

Haha. Does this work for you?

So far so good.

[CaptRon111]

I needed to have some work done on my Mazda at the dealer on Cobb Pkwy and the service tech said they would need about 90 minutes to do the work. Rather than hang out in the crowded waiting area I decided I could kill an hour at ZR across the street. A nice Chinese woman about 40 Greeted me (name sounded like Xi or Chee) and led me back to a clean room. After getting undressed she came back and started with the opening massage. Not great but ok. She used a little oil but mainly concentrated on my lower back upper thighs and everything in between. Most of her attention was on my butt with quick strokes into the crack. I was surprised to find her dressed in loose fitting pants and a thong. Much nicer than the tight yoga pants so many ladies wear. She did not object when I easily pushed the pants down to her knees and was able to explore her ass. Next I was able to unhook her bra to reveal small A cups that she allowed me to fondle.

On the flip she went right to work with a steady but slow rhythm that was very enjoyable and produced the desired results. Then a good clean up with hot towels, followed with a very good neck & scalp massage. Gave me a full hour as I seemed to be the only customer in this early morning. $60 house fee and a and equal tip for a job well done. Will become my go to when have repairs done.

[Parkway91]

All of these places provided a massage with HJ ending. The were all similar priced and I either gave a $50 or $60 tip.

Mini Roswell. Don't remember the girl's name but I have seen her twice over the last few months. She is pretty and a little think. She is very friendly and after some good teasing, provides a nice HJ while flirting. No UTC and very little MT.

Jolin Roswell. Saw CiCi who is probably a 6 out of 10 in looks on the thick side with Bs. Probably in her early 40's. Gives an outstanding massage with good teasing and allows UTC Upper with her HJ.

Iris Roswell. Don't remember the name but she was attractive, on the thin side, mid-30's and she provided a good massage, decent teasing and a HJ with UTC Upper. Probably large A small Bs. Talked a lot during massage which was both good and bad as she talks during the HJ too.

Enjoy Roswell. I have seen most of the girls here and all of them provide a decent massage with teasing and HJ ending. All of them allow UTC up and down. Girls range from late twenties to mid-fifties.

Sunny Massage. Dunwoody - I saw Candy or Mandy, not sure which one it was but it's an "andy". The is thin with short hair, mid-thirties, plain looking. Provides a decent massage with HJ. Didn't care to try my luck for UTC or MT.

T-Massage. Atlanta - Not sure her name as I went for the first one that lead me back. She was attractive, 7 out of 10, a little on thick side and probably in 50's. Decent massage with teasing and HJ. UTC upper with nice sized Cs.

Sunshine Massage. Gwinnett - I was in here a few weeks ago and saw KiKi. She is in her 50's and is a 6 out of 10 thin. Large As Small Bs. Provided a decent massage with HJ. UTC up and down. Wasn't very attracted to her so I wouldn't see her again. Someone told me this place was closed down recently.

Good info. I usually go w / 60 tip as well. I had one experienced lately the provider scoffed at 60 but usually it's acceptable.