Massage Parlor Reports

**PlutoKiller** · 08-10-22 19:26

I was in the neighbourhood and decided to pay this Thai massage joint a visit. Haven't been there since before the pandemic. Walked in, paid for an hour and my tech turned out the be Julie. She has a decent body but must be end 50's / early 60's. Well, cannot really walk out anymore, so went along with the massage which was nothing to right home about. She is very talkative and pleasant, but I am not into GILF's at all. Flip comes and more out of curiosity I am inquiring about her services. She claims to be very popular and that she charges 100 for a HJ touching over clothes only. Skin access is 150 and up. I politely declined, tipped her 20 and left.

**Murrican** · 08-10-22 09:55

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

Their website is ridiculous and I have so many questions.

Is there really a market for 300 dollar handjobs? Is it only because the girls are white they can charge such high rates? Do they think by couching their sex service in Hindo BS they can avoid arrest or scrutiny like they have a proper career? I don't get the allure of this type of sex service. Guess I am not new age enough.

I'm with you on that. I always compare what I spend to what I can do otherwise with the money.

180 dollars will get me a high end massage at Burke Williams. Or a low end massage with a happy ending. Ill do the latter most of the time.

But 300 dollars? That's a happy ending massage, followed by a steak dinner at mastros and an Uber deluxe back home. I'll take that over a 300 dollar happy ending.

**JaBrohn** · 08-09-22 16:44

Went to Havana for the first time and saw Elle (I think? Blonde, nice face, and moderately fit. Great personality, outgoing, and gave a surprisingly good legit massage. On flip, good technique, did a little dirty talk with a lot of body on body contact. Probably the best nuru massage overall I've had in my limited experience.

**LC310** · 08-09-22 15:46

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/

Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/mira/

I have no idea who this is. She needs to start an eating disorder to lose weight.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/shantara-2/

Does not appeal to me. Looks like someone needs to scrub her she looks dirty. Also, not even a clinically acceptable thigh gap.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Like 40 or something. Really good fake tits and will let you fuck them. But she is going to die soon. She does not belong at the temple, she belongs at sunrise assisted living.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/

Sweaty fat middle eastern girl who must have a blood alcohol resting. 2 useless.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/scarlett-grace/

Have not seen her. Has some kind of Portuguese accent. Fuck that. Has hairy legs. Fuck that too.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bhumi-devi/

Horrifying. Stay away. Details available via PM.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marie-stella/

Trying to figure out who this was. Is over 30 so probably not worth it.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

The ugliest girl at the temple that if have seen. Has like a stink to her. Gross.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/

Sexy. Rushes the program. Hates her job. Good service if you have a port of Los Angeles size backorder.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/angelica/

Saw her in person when I was getting services from someone else. Is as big as the entire staff of the view. Has horrible tattoos. Has guys rating her on maps of rub. Avoid.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Extremely upsetting. Has marfan's syndrome so that is incredibly sexy. Is lit and high AF but in a benzo way and is not into it. But a looker for sure.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-la-rosa/

Never seen her. Too fat. The nose ring makes her look like a bull.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishwari-swan/

Have seen some reports of her porn activities and I scromited.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/crystal-leilani/

Is apparently a porn star. I saw a video of her talking about the industry. As amusing as watching the FBI director discuss laptops.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/radha-rose/

Chonky girl who should be cleaning houses.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/juliette/

I have not been able to see her. She is a jedi. She is a total sex pot, a degen type. Nice fat ass on a thin frame. I will report back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isis-sara/

Looks crazy. Looks like the guy from soft white underbelly was like, no, you are too fucked up. I will not see her. No interest.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/vivienne/

Way way delusional about her sexiness. I will see her again because she gets pants less and has no problem edging me. If she does tattoo removal she is a jedi.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kali-maya/

This is a handjob joint not a mother's group.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rebekah-dakini/

May be non binary. Boring handjob. Like both of us almost fell asleep.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ali-jewel/

Good body even with the light pooch. But kind of like a bullet train. Far away and getting farther. Not a good experience.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ajaya-flor/

We have a team working on this. Will report back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nikea-nikole/

More false advertising than a lead generation service. I thought she would be some burnt out white hippie who had her soul crushed when burning man was cancelled. In reality she is this dark shrimpy sort of girl. Does have a great body and great collar bone but needs some attitude adjustment abdn ball handling lessons.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/annaliese/

Has a juicy ass like a watermelon at Gelsons. I will try her again. She tried to upcharge me for grabbing that fucken ass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/akasha/

Not impressive at all. Looks like a girl who works at an Avis car rental counter in Nashville.

I will do the rest later.

Their website is ridiculous and I have so many questions.

Is there really a market for 300 dollar handjobs? Is it only because the girls are white they can charge such high rates? Do they think by couching their sex service in Hindo BS they can avoid arrest or scrutiny like they have a proper career? I don't get the allure of this type of sex service. Guess I am not new age enough.

**NiceGuy135** · 08-09-22 01:10

First time posting in this thread. Great intel from everyone here, hope to contribute as I have received.

Any providers in Torrance that actually give a good massage and has good body / face? All the hot providers I've seen give really weak massages, and I don't blame them as they don't need to.

**NiceGuy135** · 08-08-22 23:20

First time posting in this thread. Great intel from everyone here, hope to contribute as I have received.

Any providers in Torrance that actually give a good massage AND has good body / face? All the hot providers I've seen give really weak massages, and I don't blame them as they don't need to.

**Gotoma** · 08-08-22 18:53

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/

Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.

Have you tried any of the newer girls? Any reports of proving more than a HJ or any touching?

**PriscillaM** · 08-05-22 18:52

Originally Posted by ChrisLouboutin [View Original Post]

Fabulous work regarding Goldfinger.

Is Amy still there? Did not see a review on your otherwise very thorough cannon. She is quite hot. Also I read about all the Vanessa hate. I know hearing her in the hall shouting in Chinese directing traffic is annoying but I find her very sexy, especially when she wears that silky flesh colored slip dress with heels and her nipples poking out. She does have killer body!! I know I'm not the only one thinking this. I hear other dudes asking for her.

Thanks again for your fine work and sharing.

I have a few problems with Amy. Yes, I think she is cute, but she wears a mask. Now, Mary / Jenny at Chens bareback anal guys wearing a mask, so I guess that is ok given that Amy is only jerking guys off. I do not think her dick work is anything to write on my twitter feed about. But yes, she is clinically acceptable.

But all of this is insignificant next to her failure to tickle my ass, balls. And scrotal raphe when I am face down. I can get a hand job almost anywhere, but to find a girl who will diddle with my asshole when I am face down while Vanessa yells about the farce that the mariners did Absolutely nothing to get offensive talent after the Castillo trade, on the completely bullshit basis that with Haniger returning from his ankle injury (obviously I totally disagree with that pussy GM for the mariners) the team was in good shape.

So, Amy is a no go.

**ChrisLouboutin** · 08-05-22 13:03

Fabulous work regarding Goldfinger.

Is Amy still there? Did not see a review on your otherwise very thorough cannon. She is quite hot. Also I read about all the Vanessa hate. I know hearing her in the hall shouting in Chinese directing traffic is annoying but I find her very sexy, especially when she wears that silky flesh colored slip dress with heels and her nipples poking out. She does have killer body!! I know I'm not the only one thinking this. I hear other dudes asking for her.

Thanks again for your fine work and sharing.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I do not quite understand how the most mediocre of handjob joints, aka goldfinger, got place in little Tehran at the 1900 block of Westwood, but the place is a good resource. Here are my notes:

Angela. Does not take off any clothes. Is literally under 30. Is hotter than any of the hot young Asian girls on sawtelle (fuck, the women at the nail joint on main and hill in Santa Monica are hotter than the drek on sawtelle). Is pleasant. But the best parts are her rear end ass play and ball fondling when I am face down. She knows I dig it, and she doesn't do anything stupid like shove a finger up my ass. Then on the flip, she knows to sit across from me criss cross apple sauce and jerk me two handed for as long as I fucken please. When I shoot the rope (thank you zinc, niacin, green tea and keto shakes) she asks if I am ok. I guess the rest of you just kind of shoot blanks and shit.

Penny. Slim and pretty hot. Gets nude and let me check for teriyaki sauce. Has a wispy Bush. Only problem is she is very one dimensional. She just bends over from the side to jerk me off. But fun to look at..

**MongerMitch** · 08-05-22 10:17

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**PlayerN818** · 08-05-22 09:33

Originally Posted by CcWilcox77 [View Original Post]

Moved to the valley not long ago and decide to explore the massage scene along the 101.

Started in Encino at Asiangel. Walked in and an older lady named Wendy wearing a mask greeted me. Can't say much about her looks but she was friendly. I need it a legit massage because my back was sore but I also wanted to see if anything else was as available. I got a very good massage with lots of pressure. When she massaged my legs she moved up to my ass and tickled my balls a little. On the flip she let it be known that Junior could also get a massage and she lubed me up and the stroking began. As I was working up to let my seeds fly I grabbed her ass and a handful of pussy. After a clean up and some water I was done. Gave her a tip and said thank you. Not a bad start.

I think you'll discover the valley has lots to offer with a variety of providers. BTW: there is a seperate San Fernando Valley thread you might want to post in as well.

**CcWilcox77** · 08-04-22 20:44

Moved to the valley not long ago and decide to explore the massage scene along the 101.

Started in Encino at Asiangel. Walked in and an older lady named Wendy wearing a mask greeted me. Can't say much about her looks but she was friendly. I need it a legit massage because my back was sore but I also wanted to see if anything else was as available. I got a very good massage with lots of pressure. When she massaged my legs she moved up to my ass and tickled my balls a little. On the flip she let it be known that Junior could also get a massage and she lubed me up and the stroking began. As I was working up to let my seeds fly I grabbed her ass and a handful of pussy. After a clean up and some water I was done. Gave her a tip and said thank you. Not a bad start.

**Alxm1** · 08-04-22 07:05

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**NotHobbyPro** · 08-04-22 03:21

Originally Posted by HentaiMan [View Original Post]

He's probably talking about this:

Pro Acupressure Massage in Eagle Rock, California.

I appreciate all the info and reports brothers. I'm just getting tired of all this secret password / handshake stuff. You're not going to stop the law from investigating if that's what you're worried about. The more free flow of easy intell will encourage more lurkers to actually try out these places and hopefully share more reports. End of rant. Thank you for your time and consideration.

If this is the place, it's not worth it. Don't waste your time and money.