Massage Parlor Reports

**Dream44** · 07-30-22 16:52

One of my favorite masseuse left her AMP and is now on her own. Being going to her for years. 50 ish and store bought 36 DD. L1 service available on first massage and more on menu once she knows you. FS was not available to me but her old co-workers have rumors. Willing to share name, number and western suburbs location, in exchange for a similar "gem" of yours. I know it sounds like a dick move for not going public but don't want her to get shut down. Not looking for escorts but rather AMPs in western suburbs. I'm familiar with all the sites on this forum but maybe I'm missing a certain gal. Or certain AMP.

PM me.

**TacoHead123** · 07-29-22 20:21

Anybody been to daily massage in Fridley? Looks way to run down and shitty for it be legit.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-29-22 18:07

Originally Posted by Dream44 [View Original Post]

Took one for the team.

Stopped in for 30 minutes $50.

Totally legit. Draped entire time and zero hints of anything.

Tip $10 because it was a good massage.

Thanks for that. I've been looking for an actual AMP or provider in the Chan, EP, or Chaska area for MONTHS with no positive results. Wish I can just find a provider in those areas. They would be rich from me. I hate having to drive into the cities for fun when I'm out in the boonies past Chaska.

**Dream44** · 07-29-22 12:14

Took one for the team.

Stopped in for 30 minutes $50.

Totally legit. Draped entire time and zero hints of anything.

Tip $10 because it was a good massage.

**Member #6085** · 07-28-22 12:50

This was the provider's rate. I'm never "generous." Just drives the market up.

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

I got pretty excited until I saw the last sentence. Did she ask for this much or were you just feeling generous? What street was this place on?

**MassErrection** · 07-28-22 11:51

Originally Posted by OpDitty [View Original Post]

Per mass's recommendations I booked with Shea. She was 10 min late. Paid for an hour, got 30 min, great titty fun and BBBJ finish. Scheduled a second appointment. She said she was running late. She was a no show. Eventually she offered a makeup time that night. I declined. On the fence if I will try again. Damage 240.

Damn for another $60 you could've got the royal treatment from her. Don't give up she's worth it.

**IrishMnGuy** · 07-28-22 10:21

Hi all, I wanted to throw some info out there to save some folks time and money.

Shea in Golden Valley.

She is sweet, sexy, and never on time. That being said, if she shows up and you have the patience you're in for a really good time. The tits are amazing.

Wonderful Massage. Maplewood.

This was my first experience when it was comforting hands, rip to those days as it is now totally legit.

Woodbury Massage by Carmines.

Got good vibes based on cash only and door being locked, unfortunately it was strictly legit. I will say the massage was excellent but no hints of anything fun.

Sunny Massage Columbia Heights.

Used to be a provider here that was one of the best, unfortunately she moved back to Cali and it's now DIY or nothing.

Eastern Massage Willernie.

YMMV but was a pretty good time with a pretty unattractive provider.

I've got some more solid locations I'd be happy to swap with people via message if anyone is interested!

Thanks to others on this board for being excellent sources of info over the years!

**KrangleVerse** · 07-28-22 10:03

Originally Posted by OpDitty [View Original Post]

Per mass's recommendations I booked with Shea. She was 10 min late. Paid for an hour, got 30 min, great titty fun and BBBJ finish. Scheduled a second appointment. She said she was running late. She was a no show. Eventually she offered a makeup time that night. I declined. On the fence if I will try again. Damage 240.

I got pretty excited until I saw the last sentence. Did she ask for this much or were you just feeling generous? What street was this place on?

**Member #6085** · 07-27-22 20:36

Per mass's recommendations I booked with Shea. She was 10 min late. Paid for an hour, got 30 min, great titty fun and BBBJ finish. Scheduled a second appointment. She said she was running late. She was a no show. Eventually she offered a makeup time that night. I declined. On the fence if I will try again. Damage 240.

**Member #6085** · 07-27-22 20:31

Haven't seen this one mentioned but I am new. L1 and way better than Trudy's. Only if you are visually impaired, would I ever recommend Trudy's. I had a provider at Trudy's years back agree to BBBJ. She positioned herself blocking my view and proceeded to pretend to play tonsil head hockey trying to pass a he off. When I called her on it we got in a fight and I left. Haven't been back.

**Member #6085** · 07-27-22 20:25

Very slim out west since Eden Prairie shut everything down. I too loved the awesome named "Spa Nut." If swing into Chan massage and you guide the provider's hand to the place you need massaged you can leave L1'd but only if you are desperate. Late 30's early 40's. Nice body.

**Member #6085** · 07-27-22 20:18

Visited this location for easily 12 visits over a few months and like all of Burnsville no open menu. Just L1, I'd second Krangle, plump gal has a great rack and is good fun. All my visits were walk in.

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

Yes, their name is confusing. I went with the Rubmaps name in my report. The sign above their shop says "KINGS SPA". It's on 10th Ave S in Burnsville. If you type "King Spa Burnsville" into Google Maps, it will take you to Ming Spa from my report below. Which is even more confusing.

I've seen two girls there. Both on the older side (prob mid-to-late 40's? One pretty skinny and attractive, but less "into it" and very mechanical. The other is a bit more plump, but not fat, and has decent sized chest. She is always very into it and overall is a good L1 experience (lots of teasing).

**KrangleVerse** · 07-27-22 17:11

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Those are rookie numbers, you got to pump those numbers up. J / k congrats on your luck. I'm afraid, those days are gone. There is no talent and attraction. Used to be able to pin the donkey then enjoy the rush of what pretty young Asian girl you would see next. I'm strictly provider snow but willing to try an AMP if it's promising. Have any leads?

No leads in the Twin Cities I am afraid. It's pretty dried up as you know. Plenty of L1 with 45+ year old women in Burnsville but. Bleh. If you are willing to drive out to Madison, there is a really nice FS place there with plenty of hotties to choose from. But maybe you already know about that.

**MassErrection** · 07-27-22 12:54

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I've been lurking on this board for about a decade and never contributed. First, I want to thank you all for your amazing reports which have saved me a ton of money over trial-and-error. A big shoutout to MassErection in particular who has been an invaluable resource the last few years.

I've been pretty much all over the Twin Cities so I figured I could write up a quick summary of my experiences the last decade or so in this hobby:

Comforting hands massage. Maplewood, MN. This was my go-to when I first started out. I went there many many times. They had a nice rotation of new girls but only L1 service. One in particular (Mimi) was by far the hottest I have seen in Minnesota. I haven't been to this place since it was rebranded as Wonderful Massage, but based on reports I have seen here they may be legit now.

Wellness massage. Eagan, MN. This place was the gold star of Minnesota AMP's, but I got a bit spooked because they knew my real name even though I never gave it to them. In hindsight I wish I had gone more now that it is gone.

Five Senses. Mpls, MN. I went here after seeing some reports of FS. It was not as dirty as people said, and I wouldn't necessarily call the girls "ghouls". But certainly they weren't the hottest. FS and a table shower was a nice change of pace though in the desert that is Minnesota.

Pearl massage. Bloomington, MN. Very attractive girl when I went there the one time, but it was DIY. Maybe with repeat visits that can get upgraded, but I don't tend to repeat when I get DIY.

Jins massage. Burnsville. Went here a couple weeks back after it was mentioned a few times. Decently-attractive girl but was DIY.

Those are rookie numbers, you got to pump those numbers up. J / k congrats on your luck. I'm afraid, those days are gone. There is no talent and attraction. Used to be able to pin the donkey then enjoy the rush of what pretty young Asian girl you would see next. I'm strictly provider snow but willing to try an AMP if it's promising. Have any leads?

**KrangleVerse** · 07-27-22 09:46

Originally Posted by Tmgn2183 [View Original Post]

Cherry goes by another name now right? I stopped in a few weeks ago and was eyes warily by an older lady who said busy and given a card. Do they have more attractive girls?

Yes, their name is confusing. I went with the Rubmaps name in my report. The sign above their shop says "KINGS SPA". It's on 10th Ave S in Burnsville. If you type "King Spa Burnsville" into Google Maps, it will take you to Ming Spa from my report below. Which is even more confusing.

I've seen two girls there. Both on the older side (prob mid-to-late 40's? One pretty skinny and attractive, but less "into it" and very mechanical. The other is a bit more plump, but not fat, and has decent sized chest. She is always very into it and overall is a good L1 experience (lots of teasing).