Massage Parlor Reports

[MassErrection]

Per mass's recommendations I booked with Shea. She was 10 min late. Paid for an hour, got 30 min, great titty fun and BBBJ finish. Scheduled a second appointment. She said she was running late. She was a no show. Eventually she offered a makeup time that night. I declined. On the fence if I will try again. Damage 240.

Damn for another $60 you could've got the royal treatment from her. Don't give up she's worth it.

[IrishMnGuy]

Hi all, I wanted to throw some info out there to save some folks time and money.

Shea in Golden Valley.

She is sweet, sexy, and never on time. That being said, if she shows up and you have the patience you're in for a really good time. The tits are amazing.

Wonderful Massage. Maplewood.

This was my first experience when it was comforting hands, rip to those days as it is now totally legit.

Woodbury Massage by Carmines.

Got good vibes based on cash only and door being locked, unfortunately it was strictly legit. I will say the massage was excellent but no hints of anything fun.

Sunny Massage Columbia Heights.

Used to be a provider here that was one of the best, unfortunately she moved back to Cali and it's now DIY or nothing.

Eastern Massage Willernie.

YMMV but was a pretty good time with a pretty unattractive provider.

I've got some more solid locations I'd be happy to swap with people via message if anyone is interested!

Thanks to others on this board for being excellent sources of info over the years!

[KrangleVerse]

Per mass's recommendations I booked with Shea. She was 10 min late. Paid for an hour, got 30 min, great titty fun and BBBJ finish. Scheduled a second appointment. She said she was running late. She was a no show. Eventually she offered a makeup time that night. I declined. On the fence if I will try again. Damage 240.

I got pretty excited until I saw the last sentence. Did she ask for this much or were you just feeling generous? What street was this place on?

[Member #6085]

Per mass's recommendations I booked with Shea. She was 10 min late. Paid for an hour, got 30 min, great titty fun and BBBJ finish. Scheduled a second appointment. She said she was running late. She was a no show. Eventually she offered a makeup time that night. I declined. On the fence if I will try again. Damage 240.

[Member #6085]

Haven't seen this one mentioned but I am new. L1 and way better than Trudy's. Only if you are visually impaired, would I ever recommend Trudy's. I had a provider at Trudy's years back agree to BBBJ. She positioned herself blocking my view and proceeded to pretend to play tonsil head hockey trying to pass a he off. When I called her on it we got in a fight and I left. Haven't been back.

[Member #6085]

Very slim out west since Eden Prairie shut everything down. I too loved the awesome named "Spa Nut." If swing into Chan massage and you guide the provider's hand to the place you need massaged you can leave L1'd but only if you are desperate. Late 30's early 40's. Nice body.

[Member #6085]

Visited this location for easily 12 visits over a few months and like all of Burnsville no open menu. Just L1, I'd second Krangle, plump gal has a great rack and is good fun. All my visits were walk in.

Yes, their name is confusing. I went with the Rubmaps name in my report. The sign above their shop says "KINGS SPA". It's on 10th Ave S in Burnsville. If you type "King Spa Burnsville" into Google Maps, it will take you to Ming Spa from my report below. Which is even more confusing.

I've seen two girls there. Both on the older side (prob mid-to-late 40's? One pretty skinny and attractive, but less "into it" and very mechanical. The other is a bit more plump, but not fat, and has decent sized chest. She is always very into it and overall is a good L1 experience (lots of teasing).

[KrangleVerse]

Those are rookie numbers, you got to pump those numbers up. J / k congrats on your luck. I'm afraid, those days are gone. There is no talent and attraction. Used to be able to pin the donkey then enjoy the rush of what pretty young Asian girl you would see next. I'm strictly provider snow but willing to try an AMP if it's promising. Have any leads?

No leads in the Twin Cities I am afraid. It's pretty dried up as you know. Plenty of L1 with 45+ year old women in Burnsville but. Bleh. If you are willing to drive out to Madison, there is a really nice FS place there with plenty of hotties to choose from. But maybe you already know about that.

[MassErrection]

Hi all,

I've been lurking on this board for about a decade and never contributed. First, I want to thank you all for your amazing reports which have saved me a ton of money over trial-and-error. A big shoutout to MassErection in particular who has been an invaluable resource the last few years.

I've been pretty much all over the Twin Cities so I figured I could write up a quick summary of my experiences the last decade or so in this hobby:

Comforting hands massage. Maplewood, MN. This was my go-to when I first started out. I went there many many times. They had a nice rotation of new girls but only L1 service. One in particular (Mimi) was by far the hottest I have seen in Minnesota. I haven't been to this place since it was rebranded as Wonderful Massage, but based on reports I have seen here they may be legit now.

Wellness massage. Eagan, MN. This place was the gold star of Minnesota AMP's, but I got a bit spooked because they knew my real name even though I never gave it to them. In hindsight I wish I had gone more now that it is gone.

Five Senses. Mpls, MN. I went here after seeing some reports of FS. It was not as dirty as people said, and I wouldn't necessarily call the girls "ghouls". But certainly they weren't the hottest. FS and a table shower was a nice change of pace though in the desert that is Minnesota.

Pearl massage. Bloomington, MN. Very attractive girl when I went there the one time, but it was DIY. Maybe with repeat visits that can get upgraded, but I don't tend to repeat when I get DIY.

Jins massage. Burnsville. Went here a couple weeks back after it was mentioned a few times. Decently-attractive girl but was DIY.

Those are rookie numbers, you got to pump those numbers up. J / k congrats on your luck. I'm afraid, those days are gone. There is no talent and attraction. Used to be able to pin the donkey then enjoy the rush of what pretty young Asian girl you would see next. I'm strictly provider snow but willing to try an AMP if it's promising. Have any leads?

[KrangleVerse]

Cherry goes by another name now right? I stopped in a few weeks ago and was eyes warily by an older lady who said busy and given a card. Do they have more attractive girls?

Yes, their name is confusing. I went with the Rubmaps name in my report. The sign above their shop says "KINGS SPA". It's on 10th Ave S in Burnsville. If you type "King Spa Burnsville" into Google Maps, it will take you to Ming Spa from my report below. Which is even more confusing.

I've seen two girls there. Both on the older side (prob mid-to-late 40's? One pretty skinny and attractive, but less "into it" and very mechanical. The other is a bit more plump, but not fat, and has decent sized chest. She is always very into it and overall is a good L1 experience (lots of teasing).

[Tmgn2183]

Hi all,

I've been lurking on this board for about a decade and never contributed. First, I want to thank you all for your amazing reports which have saved me a ton of money over trial-and-error. A big shoutout to MassErection in particular who has been an invaluable resource the last few years.

I've been pretty much all over the Twin Cities so I figured I could write up a quick summary of my experiences the last decade or so in this hobby:

Comforting hands massage. Maplewood, MN. This was my go-to when I first started out. I went there many many times. They had a nice rotation of new girls but only L1 service. One in particular (Mimi) was by far the hottest I have seen in Minnesota. I haven't been to this place since it was rebranded as Wonderful Massage, but based on reports I have seen here they may be legit now.

Wellness massage. Eagan, MN. This place was the gold star of Minnesota AMP's, but I got a bit spooked because they knew my real name even though I never gave it to them. In hindsight I wish I had gone more now that it is gone.

Five Senses. Mpls, MN. I went here after seeing some reports of FS. It was not as dirty as people said, and I wouldn't necessarily call the girls "ghouls". But certainly they weren't the hottest. FS and a table shower was a nice change of pace though in the desert that is Minnesota.

Pearl massage. Bloomington, MN. Very attractive girl when I went there the one time, but it was DIY. Maybe with repeat visits that can get upgraded, but I don't tend to repeat when I get DIY.

Jins massage. Burnsville. Went here a couple weeks back after it was mentioned a few times. Decently-attractive girl but was DIY.

Chan massage. Chanhassen. DIY only in my experience, but only went once.

Cherry massage. Burnsville. Consistent L1 service. My current go-to.

Cherry goes by another name now right? I stopped in a few weeks ago and was eyes warily by an older lady who said busy and given a card. Do they have more attractive girls?

[Guy2021]

Anyone been to the spot in Willernie that is often advertised?

There was one that popped up for a bit and shut down several months ago.

[KrangleVerse]

Hi all,

I've been lurking on this board for about a decade and never contributed. First, I want to thank you all for your amazing reports which have saved me a ton of money over trial-and-error. A big shoutout to MassErection in particular who has been an invaluable resource the last few years.

I've been pretty much all over the Twin Cities so I figured I could write up a quick summary of my experiences the last decade or so in this hobby:

Comforting hands massage. Maplewood, MN. This was my go-to when I first started out. I went there many many times. They had a nice rotation of new girls but only L1 service. One in particular (Mimi) was by far the hottest I have seen in Minnesota. I haven't been to this place since it was rebranded as Wonderful Massage, but based on reports I have seen here they may be legit now.

Wellness massage. Eagan, MN. This place was the gold star of Minnesota AMP's, but I got a bit spooked because they knew my real name even though I never gave it to them. In hindsight I wish I had gone more now that it is gone.

Five Senses. Mpls, MN. I went here after seeing some reports of FS. It was not as dirty as people said, and I wouldn't necessarily call the girls "ghouls". But certainly they weren't the hottest. FS and a table shower was a nice change of pace though in the desert that is Minnesota.

Pearl massage. Bloomington, MN. Very attractive girl when I went there the one time, but it was DIY. Maybe with repeat visits that can get upgraded, but I don't tend to repeat when I get DIY.

Jins massage. Burnsville. Went here a couple weeks back after it was mentioned a few times. Decently-attractive girl but was DIY.

Chan massage. Chanhassen. DIY only in my experience, but only went once.

Cherry massage. Burnsville. Consistent L1 service. My current go-to.

MING spa. Burnsville. L1 service, wasn't too bad.

Hudson massage. Hudson. Used to be solid L1 service. Haven't been back since it closed, but I hear it's gone legit? Or maybe it's permanently closed now?

Health massage. Hudson. I went there hoping for some upgraded service based on a report I saw here but came out with just L1.

HERB spa. Inver Grove Heights. Consistent L1 service for me (I heard they may have offered more? But I haven't gone since they got busted. I think they are legit now.

[Part Time Guy]

Sorry for the duplicate report ya'll. That's what I get for posting at 3 am.

I'm going to start getting into the hobby at this point. I believe this is what I've read into as a sort of candyland period of AMP mongering.

I'm likely going to visit the same place again in hopes of getting more. However, I did read some older posts of the place I went to as being strictly HE. I know it's all dependent on the place, so maybe I know the answer already.

Is it worth it for me to be a semi regular in hopes of getting a BBJ from a place that historically is HE only? Or should I spread my wings and find a looser place?

Why not both? Being a regular certainly makes it more likely for the menu to open up, but you shouldn't count on that. If that is the goal, be patient, never pushy, work towards it with complements and little hints over time. Kindness, respect, complements, and impeccable hygiene can go a long way. If you get shot down with the hints, back off and decide if you can be satisfied with the menu already available to you. Some girls are open to more with the right customer, and some very much are not. Got to respect their comfort level. There are many benefits to being a regular besides the potential of a more open menu. If the mms knows you and there is a new girl, you are far more likely to get the ending you want even with a girl you don't already know. The mms will let the girl know you are okay. You can get priority on appointments, if appointments are something you need. You might get cell phone numbers from the girls if they decide you are a loyal customer they want to continue seeing if they move to a different place or go UTR. That last served me well when spanut closed and a couple girls from there went UTR. Without those two, I would have had zero AMP experiences during covid. That said, I totally get the interest in branching out. Despite having reliable options, I have had the itch to explore what else is out there. That is why I am here, trying to scope things out and find something new. And if I can provide even the smallest amount of useful help to others, so much the better. Whatever you decide, good luck out there!

[Curious44]

So I decided to go out today to a place I had seen while driving. It was walk in and was the nicest out of the few I've been to. The lady looked like she was in her 40's, she was petite, had big boobs and a nice ass. She wore a mask the entire massage so I didn't see her face.

I asked the other day if I should leave the towel off and so I gave that a shot. When she came in she covered me with a full sheet, I said hey it's a little hot today could we not use that? She said absolutely and took it off. She did an amazing job on my back, shoulders, butt and legs. I let my hands go towards the side of the table naturally to brush her leg.

Sudden I started noticing she was letting my hand rest in her leg and purposefully standing there so I was making contact. So anyway the massage is going great and it's time to do the flip. She asks if I'm still hot and I said yeah so she didn't cover me up on the flip. She offered to turn the lights down and she started rubbing my stomach and legs.

So I was enjoying my time while she was rubbing me and she grabbed my balls and started rubbing them with both of her hands, she stopped and asked if that was fine and I said absolutely. She bent over and her boob touched my open hand and she was like "oh don't worry I like them being played with". So immediately I felt like I needed to make sure she was comfortable because a lot was happening at once. My expectations were that she would be sort of robotic but I genuinely think she was into me. She was very sweet to me after I asked if she was sure she was fine with all this, even holding my face and saying I was cute.

In the middle of HE the door rang and she left for a second to tell them she was busy. She came back to the room and kept working on my balls and the rest of my junk without oil. Then she turned around and lifted her damn shirt up and asked me to undo her bra, then she got oil, popped a tit out for me and literally said "suck this while I help you out".

I ended up busting extra large because it was like 10 minutes of extended foreplay. Right before I did I let her know and she turned towards my lower half, she ended up with stuff on her breasts. I will 1000% be returning home girl have me her name and number, nice having a mommy hahaha.

I will be in your fine city all week. Can you please share where this was? Or can someone give a good place to visit? I am from Orlando and can share for that area if you ever get down there. Thanks.